Post by Brad Kane on Jul 14, 2012 15:51:42 GMT -6
"Don't question your heart? I guess you sure told me. I guess I'm never meant to question the heart of the almighty Joe Everyman! Bravo sir, you got me nailed down so well I should just go ahead and retire right now. I should back into a corner and tremble in fear because I got Joe Everyman to focus on something other than losing for once in his career. My god man do you ever sit down and listen to yourself speak for more then a minute? Do you block out all the retarded crap you say so you sound coherent?
At no point when I listened to you ramble on and 'snipe' me with that promo did I think he did change. You're still the same Joe Everyman you've always been. I wanted you to take my words to heart. They were harsh for a reason you moron. I said what I said to make that fire under your ass larger then it has been. Do you know why Joe? You still have enough time to turn yourself around. But crap like this won't get it done.
Your personal goal must include being happy being stuck where you are. Who was the last big name that you beat in wrestling? Oh right it was Adam Knite who was noticably half assing it in the ring that night so you could feel good about your 200th match. You beat Adam Knite and what did you do after it Joe? Instead of using that momentum and going farther, you go ahead and you mess it all up. For what too? So you could go back to this notion that you actually think you're someone of a funny man?
The only thing that's hilarious about you, Joe, is your ability to be on the cusp of greatness and then piss it all away over nothing. We've seen it all happen before. Those breakthrough moments where everyone goes to themselves this is when Everyman is finally breaking the glass. We thought that after you got a feel good win over Adam Knite. Everyone was pumped for you Joe, even me. Thats the thing.
You are like Kevin Hardaway. You both get this paranoia when you start doing well so you manage to piss it all away thinking everyone is out to get you. I suffer from the exact same thing myself but I don't let it mess up my chances to be at the top of the card. Have you noticed every single time I've stepped away from NCW it has came on the heels of a big match where I lay everything on the line? I beat Lance, I left for awhile. I beat Spike and did the same thing.
Every single time I come back though its someone like you who makes a wise crack while everyone else just goes about their business. Sure they might smile at like I knew you'd be back but thats it. I come back and I feel refresh. I don't think its good for one's self in this profession to tire out in the middle of an issue that goes on for months at a time. What would you know about that Joe? The biggest thing you've ever been in you kept in because you kept winning.
The moment you lose in the middle of an angle you just slink away like a punk bitch. You blow your own chances time after time. Its like you have some cowardly nature against success. You've had so many chances to get to the top. Not once did I go into the boss' office and see someone sitting there twisting a mustache wondering how they could keep Joe Everyman down.
So you're going to change? The Joe Everyman is going to change. Let me go call the New York Times and tell them to run something on the front page for the entire world can know because no one has seen the least bit of change from you! Change is thinking you're funny again? Change is driving a tank which would never get street legal clearance from anyone? My god if we kept a more up to date wiki page and had the world's biggest dumbass entry your picture would be the first on there!
But yeah, I've never changed. No sir. Changing my in-ring name, my in-ring style, and most everything else I do isn't changing. Trying to climb out of a pit of suicidal depression isn't a change what so ever. Do you even watch me, Joe? I keep evolving every single month I'm in this promotion. Do you know what someone has to change after having neck surgery like me? I can't do half the crap I used to anymore. This is why you don't get things.
You lack the logic to take in someone's words and think of them in a different manner of oh he's just like everyone else trying to tell me to do things. People have wanted to see you get there! I've said it before. Wrestlers want other wrestlers to succeed most of the time. The manner in how you conduct yourself makes it so hard to see you succeed. You call me an ass for how I conduct myself? At least I've earned the right to have a bit of an ego.
You've earned nothing as I've said before. I've earned the right to speak my mind anywhere because while you might not like me despite for whatever made up reason in your head, I command respect from people. They know when I get into the ring they're getting everything they can handle and then some. That's why I had a damn neck surgery at my age. Its from going one hundred percent every single night I'm in that ring.
Do you even know why I reference 2007? Do you get it at all? That was the time when my neck got jacked in the first place. You don't understand anything at all? No one cared for me that year either? What basis do you get this information from? I was friends with many men in many locker rooms who would've gone to war with me. Have I pissed many people off who are my friends only to patch things up later? Oh you bet. That's called being human and having remorse. Surprised you didn't get that one either.
Oh several women? I didn't know that Megan was more than one woman. I didn't know that helping a friend of mine having a baby through insemenation was a terrible idea. What kind of a jackass helps people out? So I guess if two is several then you're a ****ing math major and M.I.T.
Now this is what I find funny. I've never claimed to be the greatest. I know I won't be. I have so many flaws but I accept them. You want to call me a what now? A hypocrite? You call me cocky and then you have the NERVE to say that you're going to be the greatest of NCW when its all said and done. What the **** are you on Joe?! WHAT THE ****?! You go on and on about how I'm a cocky prick and you say that.
This alone discounts anything good you've done in the past five months or however long you've started to drive a tank to be a bad ass. Yeah buddy! Driving a tank makes people tremble in fear of you in the ring. But the greatest of all time? You sir are the biggest hypocrite in this company and in professional wrestling for just saying that. For those words that you spoke, you just became something no one can ever respect again.
You go on this long rant about me and you do that. I don't know Joe. I just don't get you anymore. You want to be taken seriously but you drive a tank and say stuff like that. I mean you have more potential than me?
WHY AREN'T YOU A THREE TIME WORLD CHAMPION THEN?!
Oh my god you just don't listen to yourself. You talk about all of this stuff, a bigger game than anyone in this promotion and you don't back it up. I'm not kicking over your sand castle. I'm trying to improve it. Or I was trying to improve it until you opened your mouth. Now not only do I want to destroy your sandcastle, I want to ruin the sand so it can't be built anymore. I've had enough retarded Joe Everyman speeches for the rest of my career.
Do you know that feeling when you think people are laughing at you but they're laughing at someone else? In your case, Joe, they are laughing at you. Do you know how many times I hear in the back how stupid your promo that week was? Like I said earlier this week, how can you confuse two black people with the same last name? Pretty damn stupid.
This is why people question your heart. This is why people put you down all the time. You never think before you speak. All the time this manages to happen. You put your foot into your mouth and screw everything up before it has a chance to unfold. I guess I'm with the rest of the people now. I'm tired of Joe Everyman. At least I've gotten it done more than you when the chance presented itself to me.
You?
You just always fall flat on your face and blame it on your opponent. That's why you'll never command respect from anyone but yourself and your girl. Real men, Joe, always take accountability for their actions. Ask anyone in the back. When I mess up, I own up to you. This is what makes us different. This is why your jealousy blinds you from being logical.
Peace."
At no point when I listened to you ramble on and 'snipe' me with that promo did I think he did change. You're still the same Joe Everyman you've always been. I wanted you to take my words to heart. They were harsh for a reason you moron. I said what I said to make that fire under your ass larger then it has been. Do you know why Joe? You still have enough time to turn yourself around. But crap like this won't get it done.
Your personal goal must include being happy being stuck where you are. Who was the last big name that you beat in wrestling? Oh right it was Adam Knite who was noticably half assing it in the ring that night so you could feel good about your 200th match. You beat Adam Knite and what did you do after it Joe? Instead of using that momentum and going farther, you go ahead and you mess it all up. For what too? So you could go back to this notion that you actually think you're someone of a funny man?
The only thing that's hilarious about you, Joe, is your ability to be on the cusp of greatness and then piss it all away over nothing. We've seen it all happen before. Those breakthrough moments where everyone goes to themselves this is when Everyman is finally breaking the glass. We thought that after you got a feel good win over Adam Knite. Everyone was pumped for you Joe, even me. Thats the thing.
You are like Kevin Hardaway. You both get this paranoia when you start doing well so you manage to piss it all away thinking everyone is out to get you. I suffer from the exact same thing myself but I don't let it mess up my chances to be at the top of the card. Have you noticed every single time I've stepped away from NCW it has came on the heels of a big match where I lay everything on the line? I beat Lance, I left for awhile. I beat Spike and did the same thing.
Every single time I come back though its someone like you who makes a wise crack while everyone else just goes about their business. Sure they might smile at like I knew you'd be back but thats it. I come back and I feel refresh. I don't think its good for one's self in this profession to tire out in the middle of an issue that goes on for months at a time. What would you know about that Joe? The biggest thing you've ever been in you kept in because you kept winning.
The moment you lose in the middle of an angle you just slink away like a punk bitch. You blow your own chances time after time. Its like you have some cowardly nature against success. You've had so many chances to get to the top. Not once did I go into the boss' office and see someone sitting there twisting a mustache wondering how they could keep Joe Everyman down.
So you're going to change? The Joe Everyman is going to change. Let me go call the New York Times and tell them to run something on the front page for the entire world can know because no one has seen the least bit of change from you! Change is thinking you're funny again? Change is driving a tank which would never get street legal clearance from anyone? My god if we kept a more up to date wiki page and had the world's biggest dumbass entry your picture would be the first on there!
But yeah, I've never changed. No sir. Changing my in-ring name, my in-ring style, and most everything else I do isn't changing. Trying to climb out of a pit of suicidal depression isn't a change what so ever. Do you even watch me, Joe? I keep evolving every single month I'm in this promotion. Do you know what someone has to change after having neck surgery like me? I can't do half the crap I used to anymore. This is why you don't get things.
You lack the logic to take in someone's words and think of them in a different manner of oh he's just like everyone else trying to tell me to do things. People have wanted to see you get there! I've said it before. Wrestlers want other wrestlers to succeed most of the time. The manner in how you conduct yourself makes it so hard to see you succeed. You call me an ass for how I conduct myself? At least I've earned the right to have a bit of an ego.
You've earned nothing as I've said before. I've earned the right to speak my mind anywhere because while you might not like me despite for whatever made up reason in your head, I command respect from people. They know when I get into the ring they're getting everything they can handle and then some. That's why I had a damn neck surgery at my age. Its from going one hundred percent every single night I'm in that ring.
Do you even know why I reference 2007? Do you get it at all? That was the time when my neck got jacked in the first place. You don't understand anything at all? No one cared for me that year either? What basis do you get this information from? I was friends with many men in many locker rooms who would've gone to war with me. Have I pissed many people off who are my friends only to patch things up later? Oh you bet. That's called being human and having remorse. Surprised you didn't get that one either.
Oh several women? I didn't know that Megan was more than one woman. I didn't know that helping a friend of mine having a baby through insemenation was a terrible idea. What kind of a jackass helps people out? So I guess if two is several then you're a ****ing math major and M.I.T.
Now this is what I find funny. I've never claimed to be the greatest. I know I won't be. I have so many flaws but I accept them. You want to call me a what now? A hypocrite? You call me cocky and then you have the NERVE to say that you're going to be the greatest of NCW when its all said and done. What the **** are you on Joe?! WHAT THE ****?! You go on and on about how I'm a cocky prick and you say that.
This alone discounts anything good you've done in the past five months or however long you've started to drive a tank to be a bad ass. Yeah buddy! Driving a tank makes people tremble in fear of you in the ring. But the greatest of all time? You sir are the biggest hypocrite in this company and in professional wrestling for just saying that. For those words that you spoke, you just became something no one can ever respect again.
You go on this long rant about me and you do that. I don't know Joe. I just don't get you anymore. You want to be taken seriously but you drive a tank and say stuff like that. I mean you have more potential than me?
WHY AREN'T YOU A THREE TIME WORLD CHAMPION THEN?!
Oh my god you just don't listen to yourself. You talk about all of this stuff, a bigger game than anyone in this promotion and you don't back it up. I'm not kicking over your sand castle. I'm trying to improve it. Or I was trying to improve it until you opened your mouth. Now not only do I want to destroy your sandcastle, I want to ruin the sand so it can't be built anymore. I've had enough retarded Joe Everyman speeches for the rest of my career.
Do you know that feeling when you think people are laughing at you but they're laughing at someone else? In your case, Joe, they are laughing at you. Do you know how many times I hear in the back how stupid your promo that week was? Like I said earlier this week, how can you confuse two black people with the same last name? Pretty damn stupid.
This is why people question your heart. This is why people put you down all the time. You never think before you speak. All the time this manages to happen. You put your foot into your mouth and screw everything up before it has a chance to unfold. I guess I'm with the rest of the people now. I'm tired of Joe Everyman. At least I've gotten it done more than you when the chance presented itself to me.
You?
You just always fall flat on your face and blame it on your opponent. That's why you'll never command respect from anyone but yourself and your girl. Real men, Joe, always take accountability for their actions. Ask anyone in the back. When I mess up, I own up to you. This is what makes us different. This is why your jealousy blinds you from being logical.
Peace."