Post by Adam Knite on Jul 21, 2012 10:38:50 GMT -6
Do you really think you can stand against me Curtis?
Do you really believe you have a chance here?
We all know who the main force in Knitely Bangs was my old friend, we all know who carried that team and who was just backpacking like Andrew jacobsen along for the ride. So do your really inside that head of yours think that you will have any kind of chance against me? Search your noggin, dwell deep into that twisted mind of yours and just think about it for two minutes, think about how you bit the hand that fed you, think about how YOU stabbed ME in the back, not the other way around.
I gave you everything you could ever ask from a friend, fortune, fame, honor... I made you relevant and this is how you repay me, this is how you repay your king? When I ask for one simple favor from you, when I ask you to do me just one thing... you go and freak out like I’m asking you to give up a glazed donut. What I was giving you Curtis was a chance, a chance to make up for siding with Kelly agaisnt me, a chance to show me that you were indeed my friend. You failed that test, much like you failed Jr. High. I should have known after you stupidly attacked my sister on my wife’s orders that you weren’t the man I thought you were, I should have known then that you weren’t worth my time.
I guess that all falls on me.
I feel like an idiot for ever believing in you. I feel like an ignoramus for ever thinking that you could ever live up to the grand ideas I had for you. After all I did for you, after all I gave you. This is how you repay me, but being a damn fool and throwing it all away. I gave you a sense of self purpose Curtis, I gave you a an identity outside of the crazed lunatic in the blonde wig, I gave you something that no dirty redneck partner could have ever given you... and you stood toe to toe with me and told me you were throwing it all away, just because I told you to smash JackHammer’s face in with a pipe. So that’s what’s going to end the legacy of the greatest tag team in NCW history, that’s what’s going to put to rest the kings of wrestling.... JackHammer... not by his direct actions, hell no, we both know he couldn’t do that... but by indirectly coming between us like a woman.
That’s pathetic.
And it’s all thanks to you.
You, as a friend, were supposed to help your brother in arms out Kanyon. You were supposed to be there for me, I apologized to you, I asked for forgiveness, I asked for my friend back...
I EVEN BAKED YOU A ****ING CAKE!
And you did this to me in return... let JackHammer comes before me?
You sir, are pathetic.
Maybe I should have never wasted my time on you. Maybe all those classic fights against EverySense were for nothing, because it surely doesn’t seem like they mean anything to you now. Maybe that classic match we had where I beat the normal into you with your lead pipe and gave you a future, because I man loved you... no homo... means jack**** to you now? The simple facts of the matter are that I have been there for you Kanyon. I have had your back at every turn and all you could do to repay me was to openly stand out against me, defy my wishes, and pretend like I was the jerk?
No sir. It doesn’t work like that.
I didn’t want to do this Curt, but you’ve forced my hand. You’ve backed me into a corner and now I’m going to come out fighting. Now I’m going to stand up and break you. For what you did to my sister a few months ago, for what you did to me just recently, for betraying all the trust I put into you and for not being a friend when I asked... I’m going to be forced to bring you down. I’m going to be forced to put you, Curtis Kanyon, in your place. You’re no King, you’re no Adam Knite, you couldn’t possibly hope to stand against me, and I’m going to show you that one more time. I will beat the truth of the error of your ways into your skull, one way or another. I will show you your misdeeds if I have to break your cranium just to do so, I will make you see the light Curtis... even if I have to break your spirit to get it through to you.
One way or another... you will come to your senses.
One way or another... you will see the light.
Even if it kills you.
JackHamer... who the hell do you think you are? Ruining a moment like that between great friends? Who does something like that? You have had absolutely no reason to stand between us, you’ve not had a single good excuse for getting involved between Curtis and I. But you just couldn’t help yourself could you? You just couldn’t have a touching moment going on between friends... why? Because it didn’t involved you, what you feeling left out? Tough luck. Nobody likes you, it was about me and Curtis. It was about Knitely Bangs getting back together... and instead you just had to stick your fat ugly nose into it.
Now look me in the eyes JackHammer and tell me if you really think that you’re anywhere in the league of Curtis and I. Tell if you believe for a second that you can stand against us and survive? I’m in the Hall of Fame and a former World champion, Curtis is a former champ and surely he’ll join my Hall of Fame ranks some day... and you think you can stand toe to toe with us? There are three people in this match Hammer, two of which have been the pinnacle of the NCW world for years... two of which could be considered cornerstones of NCW wrestling... and then there’s you. The man whose biggest accomplishment is a “Wal-mart match” against Sexy Jason.
Color me not impressed.
Then again that’s been the story of your life hasn’t it?
You would think somebody of your size, your physical form would get a lot of ooos and aaas but no. Pepole just sorta forget you’re there don’t they? You’ve never once caught the eye of a single person have you? Just always hanging around... “there”, just always in the back, just chilling, just doing your thing. Right? You’re like the curtains on the window. Sure you do your job just fine, you do what is asked of you ok, but you do nothing else. You don’t stand out, and unless you become an ungodly eyesore, then you’re not notice a single time.
You have done nothing over the years to prove to me that you belong in this ring for my National title JackHammer. You’ve done nothing to prove to me that you are in the league of Knitely Bangs. All you did was decide to plant yourself in a situation that you didn’t belong in, all you did was get in our way of having a great reunion just as we were about to hug and makeup. Haven’t you ever heard the term that three’s a crowd Hammer?
What your King has in store for you Hammer is far different than what I got for Kanyon. Where I want to show him the light, and show him the error of his ways so he’ll come crawling back to me on his hands on knees... for you... I just want to see you suffer. Suffer for getting in the way of success, suffer for driving a wedge between two friends, just because your big ugly face had to be there. Had to drive that wedge between two friends, all because you just couldn’t handle one simple loss.
You’re such a little baby for being such a large man.
You’re going to regret the day that you decided that you were worth the TV time it took you to get between Kanyon and I, Hammer. You’re going to wish that you had never came up with the idea that you were good enough to be compared to Adam Knite and Curtis Kanyon. Because the facts are there and everybody can see them, they can see who the true legends in this match are and they can see the guy who is just pretending that he is worthy of our jock sweat.
You’re not good enough to be in that ring with Adam Knite and Curits Kanyon.
You lack the skills to be considered at Curtis’s level, let alone mine.
You don’t have what it takes to match either of us in that ring.
You’re not worthy.
not talented.
not interesting.
Just not good enough.
DEAL. WITH. IT.
and get over it.
Do you really believe you have a chance here?
We all know who the main force in Knitely Bangs was my old friend, we all know who carried that team and who was just backpacking like Andrew jacobsen along for the ride. So do your really inside that head of yours think that you will have any kind of chance against me? Search your noggin, dwell deep into that twisted mind of yours and just think about it for two minutes, think about how you bit the hand that fed you, think about how YOU stabbed ME in the back, not the other way around.
I gave you everything you could ever ask from a friend, fortune, fame, honor... I made you relevant and this is how you repay me, this is how you repay your king? When I ask for one simple favor from you, when I ask you to do me just one thing... you go and freak out like I’m asking you to give up a glazed donut. What I was giving you Curtis was a chance, a chance to make up for siding with Kelly agaisnt me, a chance to show me that you were indeed my friend. You failed that test, much like you failed Jr. High. I should have known after you stupidly attacked my sister on my wife’s orders that you weren’t the man I thought you were, I should have known then that you weren’t worth my time.
I guess that all falls on me.
I feel like an idiot for ever believing in you. I feel like an ignoramus for ever thinking that you could ever live up to the grand ideas I had for you. After all I did for you, after all I gave you. This is how you repay me, but being a damn fool and throwing it all away. I gave you a sense of self purpose Curtis, I gave you a an identity outside of the crazed lunatic in the blonde wig, I gave you something that no dirty redneck partner could have ever given you... and you stood toe to toe with me and told me you were throwing it all away, just because I told you to smash JackHammer’s face in with a pipe. So that’s what’s going to end the legacy of the greatest tag team in NCW history, that’s what’s going to put to rest the kings of wrestling.... JackHammer... not by his direct actions, hell no, we both know he couldn’t do that... but by indirectly coming between us like a woman.
That’s pathetic.
And it’s all thanks to you.
You, as a friend, were supposed to help your brother in arms out Kanyon. You were supposed to be there for me, I apologized to you, I asked for forgiveness, I asked for my friend back...
I EVEN BAKED YOU A ****ING CAKE!
And you did this to me in return... let JackHammer comes before me?
You sir, are pathetic.
Maybe I should have never wasted my time on you. Maybe all those classic fights against EverySense were for nothing, because it surely doesn’t seem like they mean anything to you now. Maybe that classic match we had where I beat the normal into you with your lead pipe and gave you a future, because I man loved you... no homo... means jack**** to you now? The simple facts of the matter are that I have been there for you Kanyon. I have had your back at every turn and all you could do to repay me was to openly stand out against me, defy my wishes, and pretend like I was the jerk?
No sir. It doesn’t work like that.
I didn’t want to do this Curt, but you’ve forced my hand. You’ve backed me into a corner and now I’m going to come out fighting. Now I’m going to stand up and break you. For what you did to my sister a few months ago, for what you did to me just recently, for betraying all the trust I put into you and for not being a friend when I asked... I’m going to be forced to bring you down. I’m going to be forced to put you, Curtis Kanyon, in your place. You’re no King, you’re no Adam Knite, you couldn’t possibly hope to stand against me, and I’m going to show you that one more time. I will beat the truth of the error of your ways into your skull, one way or another. I will show you your misdeeds if I have to break your cranium just to do so, I will make you see the light Curtis... even if I have to break your spirit to get it through to you.
One way or another... you will come to your senses.
One way or another... you will see the light.
Even if it kills you.
JackHamer... who the hell do you think you are? Ruining a moment like that between great friends? Who does something like that? You have had absolutely no reason to stand between us, you’ve not had a single good excuse for getting involved between Curtis and I. But you just couldn’t help yourself could you? You just couldn’t have a touching moment going on between friends... why? Because it didn’t involved you, what you feeling left out? Tough luck. Nobody likes you, it was about me and Curtis. It was about Knitely Bangs getting back together... and instead you just had to stick your fat ugly nose into it.
Now look me in the eyes JackHammer and tell me if you really think that you’re anywhere in the league of Curtis and I. Tell if you believe for a second that you can stand against us and survive? I’m in the Hall of Fame and a former World champion, Curtis is a former champ and surely he’ll join my Hall of Fame ranks some day... and you think you can stand toe to toe with us? There are three people in this match Hammer, two of which have been the pinnacle of the NCW world for years... two of which could be considered cornerstones of NCW wrestling... and then there’s you. The man whose biggest accomplishment is a “Wal-mart match” against Sexy Jason.
Color me not impressed.
Then again that’s been the story of your life hasn’t it?
You would think somebody of your size, your physical form would get a lot of ooos and aaas but no. Pepole just sorta forget you’re there don’t they? You’ve never once caught the eye of a single person have you? Just always hanging around... “there”, just always in the back, just chilling, just doing your thing. Right? You’re like the curtains on the window. Sure you do your job just fine, you do what is asked of you ok, but you do nothing else. You don’t stand out, and unless you become an ungodly eyesore, then you’re not notice a single time.
You have done nothing over the years to prove to me that you belong in this ring for my National title JackHammer. You’ve done nothing to prove to me that you are in the league of Knitely Bangs. All you did was decide to plant yourself in a situation that you didn’t belong in, all you did was get in our way of having a great reunion just as we were about to hug and makeup. Haven’t you ever heard the term that three’s a crowd Hammer?
What your King has in store for you Hammer is far different than what I got for Kanyon. Where I want to show him the light, and show him the error of his ways so he’ll come crawling back to me on his hands on knees... for you... I just want to see you suffer. Suffer for getting in the way of success, suffer for driving a wedge between two friends, just because your big ugly face had to be there. Had to drive that wedge between two friends, all because you just couldn’t handle one simple loss.
You’re such a little baby for being such a large man.
You’re going to regret the day that you decided that you were worth the TV time it took you to get between Kanyon and I, Hammer. You’re going to wish that you had never came up with the idea that you were good enough to be compared to Adam Knite and Curtis Kanyon. Because the facts are there and everybody can see them, they can see who the true legends in this match are and they can see the guy who is just pretending that he is worthy of our jock sweat.
You’re not good enough to be in that ring with Adam Knite and Curits Kanyon.
You lack the skills to be considered at Curtis’s level, let alone mine.
You don’t have what it takes to match either of us in that ring.
You’re not worthy.
not talented.
not interesting.
Just not good enough.
DEAL. WITH. IT.
and get over it.
