Post by Jennifer Williams on Jul 21, 2012 11:55:37 GMT -6
{This time we find ourselves in the backyard of the Famularo home and we open up from Lake Ontario. Inside the lake we are able to see Jennifer and Crystal Williams both enjoying each other’s company as they are swimming next to one another. The both of them are treading in water, and Jenny just glances right into Crystal’s eyes as she begins to speak to her.}
Jenny: Crystal I really appreciate you coming out here to spend some time with me but I don’t see how this can be considered training. I was assured you were going to kick my ass inside of Xander’s basement but this just seems to be far different than I ever would imagine a training session between us…
{Crystal giggles as she finds an area in the lake she can stand in, without any hesitation she begins to splash water towards Jennifer. The giggle fits between the two women break out again as Crystal begins to speak again.}
Crystal: Listen Jenny this is training for you. We could go to the gym and get physical with one another but to be honest I have nothing I can teach you. You in your own right have far surpassed anything that I could have ever done. When I wasn’t responsible enough to be a good mother you were there to pick up the slack. When Todd and I were having problems you were always the one to step in between and keep the peace. As far as wrestling goes you have already done things that I never could have done. You have put others first before your own needs. To me it has always been about the Crystal Hilton show and where did that get me? Nowhere, but with you Jenny it’s different…
{Jenny just stares at Crystal intently as she nods her head in agreement. Crystal just continues to share her heart with her older sister in law.}
Crystal: You have done things I couldn’t and you want to know why Jenny? It’s because when you step inside the ring you aren’t showing the many different faces of Jennifer Williams, you are only being yourself where as I only did what was needed to make sure I looked good in the process, and as such I guess it’s that attitude that causes me to fight with Todd all the time. If there is any advice I can give you going into this match. It’s just to be yourself… You came this far and I know you can go on further. Just keep on fighting on what you believe in, and just keep the heart that your dreams really can come true… It’s all in front of you Jenny, just reach out and grab it… Don’t let anyone talk you down from what you believe in…
{Jenny begins to smirk as she listens to the sincerity in the words of her younger sister. This has been a long time coming but finally she got nothing but honesty out of her, and before Jenny can respond back to her Crystal begins to scream.}
Crystal: OH MY GOD!!!!! WHAT THE HELL JUST TOUCHED ME?!
{Crystal quickly reaches down as if she was to pull something up and Jenny is just giggling. All of a sudden in like navy seal fashion two men pop out of the water wearing goggles and snorkels in their mouths. It’s none other than the tandem of Gib and his trusty sidekick Simon Daye better known to everyone as team America. Simon pops up near Crystal with a dumbfounded expression on his face and in frustration Crystal slaps him across the face. Jenny can’t stop giggling as Crystal rips him out in Spanglish letting him have it.}
Crystal: What the hell are you doing?! Were you trying to cop a feel?!
{Simon tries to explain himself as he looks over at Gib.}
Simon: He made me do it!!!!
{Jenny can’t help but giggle as she looks at everything going on around her.}
Jenny: Oh you shouldn’t have done that Simon…
{Of course Gib walks over to Simon and gives him a slap across him across the head.}
Gib: Listen boy you broke the code… If you are ever a prisoner of war you do not give any information to your torturer… besides I specifically told you DO NOT ENGAGE THE ENEMY…. DO NOT ENGAGE THE ENEMY…. We don’t want to start a war out here…. Our mission is just a simple scout and surveillance mission...
{Jenny plays along knowing her father in law all too well.}
Jenny: Oh what kind of mission are you two on anyway… What is it this time?
{Gib looks around as he stares at the both of them.}
Gib: Well you see Jenny, the boy and I are out here to protect you two… You never know when those French speaking maple syrup, hockey, moose sucking cock lovers from up north may try to come down yonder and attack two women such as yourselves. Not only them but there are two others who surely have their eyes on the both of you. Spike Kane and Falcon…. Both of you reek of Williams and it’s a known fact that means you may attract a Kane since they don’t like you… However that’s not it… there’s something bigger out there…
{Gib swims over to Crystal as he takes a sniff of her hair… and stares down at her.}
Gib: And you… not only do you have that Williams smell on you but I smell the scent of Sydney on you…The smell of you being her best friend and the youngest in age… That instantly makes you mere bait to Falcon and I need to protect you from the Pedophile… Do you understand what I am saying to you…
Crystal: But I am like 24… I highly doubt…
Gib: That doesn’t matter… He likes them young…. You need to be protected… So just don’t mind Simon and us watching you two…
{Simon nods his head as he goes underwater, and Gib grins as he presses slowly against Crystal from behind.}
Gib: Also heed this warning… Be careful where you swim… There is a huge beast lurking in this water… some call it the lochness monster… some call it the chupacabra… others call it my penis… Whatever you want to call it… It could strike at any moment especially to women who like to play with themselves in water…. Once it strikes not even I can protect you… heed the warning...
{With that Gib dives back under water as Jenny can’t help but giggle all the while. Crystal places her hands on her hips as she looks back at Jennifer.}
Crystal: Was he.. WATCHING ME FROM UNDERWATER?! What kind of father in law do you have?!
{Jenny can’t help but giggle and it’s on this image we fade out on.}
You know Alysson I honestly thought I was getting a great challenge this week but apparently I was sadly mistaken. Just hearing you speak is like the sound of a crying baby who hasn’t been fed their bottle of milk. There’s no reason to all of your crying and ranting it’s just nonstop garbled garbage. You went on this whole tirade of making up history to clarify why you didn’t show up in your tag title match with Mercedes Lewis than try to get mad and claim she was a betraying bitch when she cost you your Starlet’s Championship match against Shelly. Did you ever think she attacked you because YOU DIDN’T SHOW UP?!
I didn’t think so but I can see that a lot with you. Logic doesn’t seem to do too well inside that head of yours. To be honest I loved you getting so worked up over nothing… Something that I wasn’t even here for so let me applaud you on a wonderful story you put together and I have but three words for you…
Cool Story Bro…
When I see you Alysson I see nothing more than a hypocrite, a hypocrite who is quick to point out the dirt in everyone else’s eyes but doesn’t see the dirt inside of her own. What’s hypocritical about you is hearing you rant out about me actually being proud of the family and friends that I have surrounded myself with, and being a good person I like to be that strong influence and honor them in some way. Yet to you that makes me a mere joke which is funny considering you’re the bitch who I can quite remember being the punk princess yet now that you are with Spike Kane let me be cute and call myself THE GODDESS OF XTREME?!
No wait that’s it folks… I mean your usage of the Crimson Spear… yeah that’s not paying homage to a certain pink haired friend of yours… It’s ok I can sense you choking on your words now or wait is that the Kane cock that you are choking on?
Because how many Kanes did it take to finally get it right…. Brad… Oh I am sure there was probably Freya in there too… maybe a Megan as well, but hey now you are finally with Mike so that should be something that really warms your heart. I know I am a gamer but that’s one achievement I wouldn’t want to achieve….
DING successfully was passed around like a hot potato by the Kane family… One hundred points… That in itself just means you have resulted into nothing but the Kane’s family cum dumpster. So way to go Alysson good job on that, really that should be something to smile at it…
Oh and by the way this attitude you have about you...You know trying to separate yourself from the rest of the pack trying to bring actual wrestling to NCW and not this whole Starlet ordeal thing... Why is all of this familiar to me... That's right BWA did the same exact **** if i am not mistaken..
Yeah they kind of that did last year but hey if you want to be just like them...Once again congratulations on seeing the dirt on me but not looking at the sad sorrowful imitation you have become..
i guess i am the one who is the poser simply copying everyone else...
I was being nice to you when I said that the two of us are cut from the same cloth but obviously you just couldn’t let the family thing go. You had to go on and on… You can say whatever about my brother but I guess being the man to take the belt off of Xander… winning a Riot and being the first man to put a dent in his armor when he wrestled him to a draw doesn’t mean anything. I think this is all getting to you because as I recall your brother Chris couldn’t do anything to the likes of Homeless Harold…
Speaking of your brother where is he now anyway..? You are quick to rip my brother to shreds but at least he came to NCW won the big one set a record in a Riot match and main evented in the biggest show of the year. Where is Chris again?
Yeah… my thoughts exactly…
But it’s all good and at least you seem to be busy at the graveyard burying your own grave. That’s one thing that I can respect about you Alysson at least you know when you been outmatched. Although I still don’t see the point in being the Goddess of Extreme what the hell have you done that’s been so Extreme in NCW?
Oh I get it you are the Goddess of Extreme delusions because everything you say doesn’t make any sense what so ever… I am humble enough to admit that Shelly Taylor Jones is probably the toughest opponent I fought so far but how can I be steps behind her when I just beat her cleanly at the last Pay Per View?
No really please help me comprehend this logic because I don’t even see how that competely makes any sense what so ever. You want to know what makes sense though?
It’s the fact that you I don’t think you were talking to me with your promo, you were talking to yourself. You did it Alysson… You beat Ashlie at a night to remember to become the new Starlet’s Champion but the following week right after that you lost your first match as champion to Amy Marshall… You left yourself open for attack and you showed everyone the definition of a paper champion.
you know the thing you claimed that i would be... Good job making fun of yourself...
Ricky Johnson said it best… the belt shouldn’t make you the champion… but you as a champion should make the belt….
You haven’t been doing anything to make yourself seem credible… You have been sloppy in the ring as you been dropping some matches here and there. But I guess sloppy is what you are about considering that you were with Brad first and Spike had to take his brother’s sloppy seconds…
You have been in lingerie pillow fights and even taking some weeks off whereas I have been busting my ass every single week to get to this point… I had to go though the best of the very best just to get here. This is the one moment that I have been dying for and you better believe I am going to make the most of this moment.
You can bring up Ashlie, Crystal, Todd, hell bring you can even bring up Xander but to be honest as much as I love all of them when it comes to this match they have nothing to do with this. This is about you and i, and solely about the two of us.
I have ripped the roster at the very seems for this one match and if you think I am going to back away because of one delusional bitch you are sadly mistaken. Obviously you don’t know what it’s like to be the sister in law to a very delusional sister in law and a douche of a brother. What may seemed as douch baggery was really preparing me for this moment. Preparing me for survival…
I have dealt with it all, even my own family breaking me down so tell me Alysson what can you do that others haven't done already? What are you going to do to stop me from fighting like I have been doing?
So go ahead Alysson gives me your best, because I am not the one with anything to lose but you on the other hand you do….
I could beat you, and you could simply run away in tears…. But that’s what you do best isn’t it? You run away and make up excuses whether it was not being in a match to be with your Spike or leaving because Shelly bested you but you want to claim it did something to your head.
Suck it up just be a woman and fight…
That’s all I am asking from you…
I know you don’t want to hear this from me. What can I say reality can be a bitch sometimes but don’t worry because come Picture Perfect I will proudly take my right hand and I will use it to knock you out and send you on a one way trip to dream land…
By delivery of one widow maker…
So consider your dreams to be shattered… and for mine to live on…
For I am Lady Dream, and not only do I mean business but I have a habit of making my dreams become a reality…
Oh and by the way I would say your chances are slim to none… Go ahead and keep leaning on that Hall of Famer Spike Kane you talk about so much… Since him being a Hall of Famer seems the only thing that I have heard all week.
Doesn’t mean a thing considering a Kane has never beaten a Famularo one on one…
So I might as well keep that tradition going…
Williams and Famularo pride in one, and I refuse to let any of my families down…
So bring whatever, but you won’t break me…. I will never fade away…
{Our scene opens back up this time to inside of the Famularo household. We are finally in the basement as Crystal glances at Jenny.}
Crystal: Alright Jenny this is your big moment girl… You have done things I couldn’t… All that’s left is to accomplish the final task…. Become a World Champion…I have done everything but I want you to have this… because if there is anyone close to being flawless or close to perfection as a female in the Williams family it's you...”
{Crystal hands Jenny something… it’s her white reflection of perfection hooded shirt. Jenny puts it on as she smiles at Crystal.}
Crystal: You have wonderful friends... a wonderful family and at Picture Perfect just show everyone that perfection truly doesn’t fail…
Jenny: Thank you Crystal you have no idea how much this means…
{With that Jenny begins to stretch out against the wall wearing Crystal’s hoody and it’s on this image that we fade out on.}
Jenny: Crystal I really appreciate you coming out here to spend some time with me but I don’t see how this can be considered training. I was assured you were going to kick my ass inside of Xander’s basement but this just seems to be far different than I ever would imagine a training session between us…
{Crystal giggles as she finds an area in the lake she can stand in, without any hesitation she begins to splash water towards Jennifer. The giggle fits between the two women break out again as Crystal begins to speak again.}
Crystal: Listen Jenny this is training for you. We could go to the gym and get physical with one another but to be honest I have nothing I can teach you. You in your own right have far surpassed anything that I could have ever done. When I wasn’t responsible enough to be a good mother you were there to pick up the slack. When Todd and I were having problems you were always the one to step in between and keep the peace. As far as wrestling goes you have already done things that I never could have done. You have put others first before your own needs. To me it has always been about the Crystal Hilton show and where did that get me? Nowhere, but with you Jenny it’s different…
{Jenny just stares at Crystal intently as she nods her head in agreement. Crystal just continues to share her heart with her older sister in law.}
Crystal: You have done things I couldn’t and you want to know why Jenny? It’s because when you step inside the ring you aren’t showing the many different faces of Jennifer Williams, you are only being yourself where as I only did what was needed to make sure I looked good in the process, and as such I guess it’s that attitude that causes me to fight with Todd all the time. If there is any advice I can give you going into this match. It’s just to be yourself… You came this far and I know you can go on further. Just keep on fighting on what you believe in, and just keep the heart that your dreams really can come true… It’s all in front of you Jenny, just reach out and grab it… Don’t let anyone talk you down from what you believe in…
{Jenny begins to smirk as she listens to the sincerity in the words of her younger sister. This has been a long time coming but finally she got nothing but honesty out of her, and before Jenny can respond back to her Crystal begins to scream.}
Crystal: OH MY GOD!!!!! WHAT THE HELL JUST TOUCHED ME?!
{Crystal quickly reaches down as if she was to pull something up and Jenny is just giggling. All of a sudden in like navy seal fashion two men pop out of the water wearing goggles and snorkels in their mouths. It’s none other than the tandem of Gib and his trusty sidekick Simon Daye better known to everyone as team America. Simon pops up near Crystal with a dumbfounded expression on his face and in frustration Crystal slaps him across the face. Jenny can’t stop giggling as Crystal rips him out in Spanglish letting him have it.}
Crystal: What the hell are you doing?! Were you trying to cop a feel?!
{Simon tries to explain himself as he looks over at Gib.}
Simon: He made me do it!!!!
{Jenny can’t help but giggle as she looks at everything going on around her.}
Jenny: Oh you shouldn’t have done that Simon…
{Of course Gib walks over to Simon and gives him a slap across him across the head.}
Gib: Listen boy you broke the code… If you are ever a prisoner of war you do not give any information to your torturer… besides I specifically told you DO NOT ENGAGE THE ENEMY…. DO NOT ENGAGE THE ENEMY…. We don’t want to start a war out here…. Our mission is just a simple scout and surveillance mission...
{Jenny plays along knowing her father in law all too well.}
Jenny: Oh what kind of mission are you two on anyway… What is it this time?
{Gib looks around as he stares at the both of them.}
Gib: Well you see Jenny, the boy and I are out here to protect you two… You never know when those French speaking maple syrup, hockey, moose sucking cock lovers from up north may try to come down yonder and attack two women such as yourselves. Not only them but there are two others who surely have their eyes on the both of you. Spike Kane and Falcon…. Both of you reek of Williams and it’s a known fact that means you may attract a Kane since they don’t like you… However that’s not it… there’s something bigger out there…
{Gib swims over to Crystal as he takes a sniff of her hair… and stares down at her.}
Gib: And you… not only do you have that Williams smell on you but I smell the scent of Sydney on you…The smell of you being her best friend and the youngest in age… That instantly makes you mere bait to Falcon and I need to protect you from the Pedophile… Do you understand what I am saying to you…
Crystal: But I am like 24… I highly doubt…
Gib: That doesn’t matter… He likes them young…. You need to be protected… So just don’t mind Simon and us watching you two…
{Simon nods his head as he goes underwater, and Gib grins as he presses slowly against Crystal from behind.}
Gib: Also heed this warning… Be careful where you swim… There is a huge beast lurking in this water… some call it the lochness monster… some call it the chupacabra… others call it my penis… Whatever you want to call it… It could strike at any moment especially to women who like to play with themselves in water…. Once it strikes not even I can protect you… heed the warning...
{With that Gib dives back under water as Jenny can’t help but giggle all the while. Crystal places her hands on her hips as she looks back at Jennifer.}
Crystal: Was he.. WATCHING ME FROM UNDERWATER?! What kind of father in law do you have?!
{Jenny can’t help but giggle and it’s on this image we fade out on.}
You know Alysson I honestly thought I was getting a great challenge this week but apparently I was sadly mistaken. Just hearing you speak is like the sound of a crying baby who hasn’t been fed their bottle of milk. There’s no reason to all of your crying and ranting it’s just nonstop garbled garbage. You went on this whole tirade of making up history to clarify why you didn’t show up in your tag title match with Mercedes Lewis than try to get mad and claim she was a betraying bitch when she cost you your Starlet’s Championship match against Shelly. Did you ever think she attacked you because YOU DIDN’T SHOW UP?!
I didn’t think so but I can see that a lot with you. Logic doesn’t seem to do too well inside that head of yours. To be honest I loved you getting so worked up over nothing… Something that I wasn’t even here for so let me applaud you on a wonderful story you put together and I have but three words for you…
Cool Story Bro…
When I see you Alysson I see nothing more than a hypocrite, a hypocrite who is quick to point out the dirt in everyone else’s eyes but doesn’t see the dirt inside of her own. What’s hypocritical about you is hearing you rant out about me actually being proud of the family and friends that I have surrounded myself with, and being a good person I like to be that strong influence and honor them in some way. Yet to you that makes me a mere joke which is funny considering you’re the bitch who I can quite remember being the punk princess yet now that you are with Spike Kane let me be cute and call myself THE GODDESS OF XTREME?!
No wait that’s it folks… I mean your usage of the Crimson Spear… yeah that’s not paying homage to a certain pink haired friend of yours… It’s ok I can sense you choking on your words now or wait is that the Kane cock that you are choking on?
Because how many Kanes did it take to finally get it right…. Brad… Oh I am sure there was probably Freya in there too… maybe a Megan as well, but hey now you are finally with Mike so that should be something that really warms your heart. I know I am a gamer but that’s one achievement I wouldn’t want to achieve….
DING successfully was passed around like a hot potato by the Kane family… One hundred points… That in itself just means you have resulted into nothing but the Kane’s family cum dumpster. So way to go Alysson good job on that, really that should be something to smile at it…
Oh and by the way this attitude you have about you...You know trying to separate yourself from the rest of the pack trying to bring actual wrestling to NCW and not this whole Starlet ordeal thing... Why is all of this familiar to me... That's right BWA did the same exact **** if i am not mistaken..
Yeah they kind of that did last year but hey if you want to be just like them...Once again congratulations on seeing the dirt on me but not looking at the sad sorrowful imitation you have become..
i guess i am the one who is the poser simply copying everyone else...
I was being nice to you when I said that the two of us are cut from the same cloth but obviously you just couldn’t let the family thing go. You had to go on and on… You can say whatever about my brother but I guess being the man to take the belt off of Xander… winning a Riot and being the first man to put a dent in his armor when he wrestled him to a draw doesn’t mean anything. I think this is all getting to you because as I recall your brother Chris couldn’t do anything to the likes of Homeless Harold…
Speaking of your brother where is he now anyway..? You are quick to rip my brother to shreds but at least he came to NCW won the big one set a record in a Riot match and main evented in the biggest show of the year. Where is Chris again?
Yeah… my thoughts exactly…
But it’s all good and at least you seem to be busy at the graveyard burying your own grave. That’s one thing that I can respect about you Alysson at least you know when you been outmatched. Although I still don’t see the point in being the Goddess of Extreme what the hell have you done that’s been so Extreme in NCW?
Oh I get it you are the Goddess of Extreme delusions because everything you say doesn’t make any sense what so ever… I am humble enough to admit that Shelly Taylor Jones is probably the toughest opponent I fought so far but how can I be steps behind her when I just beat her cleanly at the last Pay Per View?
No really please help me comprehend this logic because I don’t even see how that competely makes any sense what so ever. You want to know what makes sense though?
It’s the fact that you I don’t think you were talking to me with your promo, you were talking to yourself. You did it Alysson… You beat Ashlie at a night to remember to become the new Starlet’s Champion but the following week right after that you lost your first match as champion to Amy Marshall… You left yourself open for attack and you showed everyone the definition of a paper champion.
you know the thing you claimed that i would be... Good job making fun of yourself...
Ricky Johnson said it best… the belt shouldn’t make you the champion… but you as a champion should make the belt….
You haven’t been doing anything to make yourself seem credible… You have been sloppy in the ring as you been dropping some matches here and there. But I guess sloppy is what you are about considering that you were with Brad first and Spike had to take his brother’s sloppy seconds…
You have been in lingerie pillow fights and even taking some weeks off whereas I have been busting my ass every single week to get to this point… I had to go though the best of the very best just to get here. This is the one moment that I have been dying for and you better believe I am going to make the most of this moment.
You can bring up Ashlie, Crystal, Todd, hell bring you can even bring up Xander but to be honest as much as I love all of them when it comes to this match they have nothing to do with this. This is about you and i, and solely about the two of us.
I have ripped the roster at the very seems for this one match and if you think I am going to back away because of one delusional bitch you are sadly mistaken. Obviously you don’t know what it’s like to be the sister in law to a very delusional sister in law and a douche of a brother. What may seemed as douch baggery was really preparing me for this moment. Preparing me for survival…
I have dealt with it all, even my own family breaking me down so tell me Alysson what can you do that others haven't done already? What are you going to do to stop me from fighting like I have been doing?
So go ahead Alysson gives me your best, because I am not the one with anything to lose but you on the other hand you do….
I could beat you, and you could simply run away in tears…. But that’s what you do best isn’t it? You run away and make up excuses whether it was not being in a match to be with your Spike or leaving because Shelly bested you but you want to claim it did something to your head.
Suck it up just be a woman and fight…
That’s all I am asking from you…
I know you don’t want to hear this from me. What can I say reality can be a bitch sometimes but don’t worry because come Picture Perfect I will proudly take my right hand and I will use it to knock you out and send you on a one way trip to dream land…
By delivery of one widow maker…
So consider your dreams to be shattered… and for mine to live on…
For I am Lady Dream, and not only do I mean business but I have a habit of making my dreams become a reality…
Oh and by the way I would say your chances are slim to none… Go ahead and keep leaning on that Hall of Famer Spike Kane you talk about so much… Since him being a Hall of Famer seems the only thing that I have heard all week.
Doesn’t mean a thing considering a Kane has never beaten a Famularo one on one…
So I might as well keep that tradition going…
Williams and Famularo pride in one, and I refuse to let any of my families down…
So bring whatever, but you won’t break me…. I will never fade away…
{Our scene opens back up this time to inside of the Famularo household. We are finally in the basement as Crystal glances at Jenny.}
Crystal: Alright Jenny this is your big moment girl… You have done things I couldn’t… All that’s left is to accomplish the final task…. Become a World Champion…I have done everything but I want you to have this… because if there is anyone close to being flawless or close to perfection as a female in the Williams family it's you...”
{Crystal hands Jenny something… it’s her white reflection of perfection hooded shirt. Jenny puts it on as she smiles at Crystal.}
Crystal: You have wonderful friends... a wonderful family and at Picture Perfect just show everyone that perfection truly doesn’t fail…
Jenny: Thank you Crystal you have no idea how much this means…
{With that Jenny begins to stretch out against the wall wearing Crystal’s hoody and it’s on this image that we fade out on.}
