Post by Jabari Woodhead on Sept 14, 2012 22:12:33 GMT -6
The scene opens up with Jabari Woodhead standing in a club with strobe lights flashing and music blasting. He is wearing a black wife beater and has his arms crossed and his looking of to the his left. A man walks up.
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Man: My man, what the hell are you doing here, shouldn't you be where you are wrestling by now?
Jabari Woodhead: Nah, not yet. I don't usually leave until the morning of the event. Speaking of finding people in weird places shouldn't your ass be at home with the ball and chain?
Man: Nah, that bitch went out with her friends tonight and I needed to get out of the house. There is only so much Madden and Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 you can play in a day. Back to you what are you doing here?
Jabari Woodhead: Making a little bit of cash.
Man: Doing what?
Jabari Woodhead: Actually it came to me a few weeks ago. I decided to start up a business to make some cash on the side. Basically people that go to clubs and bars and feel that they may be attacked or taken advantage of end up paying me a fifty bucks an hour to make sure that they aren't getting attacked or dragged out of this club.
Man: My man that is a brilliant idea, can I join in? I could use some extra cash.
Jabari looks the man up and down
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Jabari Woodhead: Sorry man but you aren't really big or strong enough to do this job. Maybe you should just go on home before something bad happens to you.
Man: Man, that's cold blooded. I can't believe you are cutting me out of this action.
Jabari Woodhead: Sorry, it's really a one man show with this one. Damn it man I lost sight of the chicks I'm supposed to watching. Thanks a lot.
Man: Chicks?
Jabari Woodhead: Yeah, three of them paying me fifty bucks an hour and I really can't be losing track of them.
Man: Dude you are a player.
Jabari Woodhead: Not really man. This is strictly business and you should probably be happy that I'm not going after this group of chicks.
Man: Whys that man?
Jabari Woodhead: Because it's your woman and her friends.
Man: Wait, so they are paying you instead of having me do it for free.
Jabari Woodhead: Yeah, I guess that they actually wanted to feel safe but now you have ****ing blown that for me. Man, you are getting in my way, I'll talk to you later.
Jabari walks off looking for the three chicks that he was supposed to be protecting. As he walks off he gets pushed down from behind by the man from before. Jabari rolls to back and looks up to see the man has pulled out a knife.
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Jabari Woodhead: You gonna stab me you ****ing pussy? Come ****ing do it!
Jabari stands up
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Jabari Woodhead: Come on you ****ing pussy, come ****ing stab me because I can do a better job protecting your damn woman. You shouldn't be pissed at me bro, you should be pissed at yourself for being a stupid little bitch.
The man runs at Jabari and Jabari just sidesteps him. A group of woman approach from behind.
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Maria: Jamal, what the hell are you doing here?
Jamal: I was coming here since you just left me at home and then I found out that you are paying this giant piece of **** to make sure you stay OK. I guess you don't have much faith in me if you can't expect me to protect you.
Maria: Well Jamal that's exactly right. You aren't exactly big, both in stature and in the pant.
The crowd that has slowly started to gather ooooooooh's and one guy yells BURNED!
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Jamal: **** this n*****, I'm gonna ****ing stab him and show that I can protect you.
Jamal runs at Jabari again and this time Jabari tosses Jamal though a table. Maria and her friends walk over to Jamal and Maria gets in his face
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Maria: It's over between us Jamal and I want you and your flesh light out of my damn apartment or maybe I'll have Jabari come over and throw your ass out of it too.
The scene fades out
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Are steroid jokes really the best that you have Simon? Are you really not anymore creative than that? I guess what I had heard really was true, Gib did carry you to those tag team titles. I mean I can understand why you would accuse me of using steroids since I am probably the most jacked individual on the nCw roster and I'm sure that you haven't seen anyone this big before in your whole miserable life
Jabari flexes
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That's right baby, this **** is all natural and God given just like your tiny ****ing cock. Best news is that Gib isn't going to be around to save you from the savage beating I'm going to lay down your ass. I know that my game hasn't been up to the standards that I had set out for myself when I got here but all it takes is a couple of losses to get a man focused up again and for you bitch, that is a very bad thing
It's nice to see that someone that is as big of a bitch as you are actually has a girl, I'm really surprised but I'm kind of proud of you. Maybe next God will be nice and give Joe Everyman an actual chick. Now back to you bitch boy, I'm not ****ing around anymore, I'm going to beat seven shades of **** out of you and if you saw what I did to someone that I considered a friend, or at least who I used to consider a friend imagine what I'm going to do to you, someone I don't give a **** about. I'm glad you have Sydney because you are going to need someone to grind up your food and put in the glass so you can drink it up after I break your ****ing jaw with my sledgehammer like fist. I guess better Sydney than Gib because I don't see him wearing a sexy maid outfit for you.
Jabari cocks his head to the side
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Than again maybe he would, he seems like the kind of guy that might be into that or maybe I have Gib and Bates mixed up but whatever. I'll see you Saturday night Simon and like the old adage goes, "Saturday Night's Alright for Fightin'"
The scene fades back into the club and Jabari is visibly bored. He pulls his phone out of his pocket and looks and sees that it's almost time to close up shop for the night. He looks over and sees the girls getting another drink and sees a guy start talking to the girls and thinks nothing of it. Suddenly he hears commotion coming from that area and he looks over to see that the two friends have split and something is dripping down the guys face and he is backing down Maria. Jabari walks over and gets in between Maria and the large man
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Jabari Woodhead: We got a problem sir?
Large Man: Yeah, this little bitch tossed her drink in my face and I don't take to kindly to that.
Jabari Woodhead: Oh really? The way I saw it is you started trying to hit on her and didn't like her response so you tried to push a little harder
Large Man: How would you know that?
Jabari Woodhead: Well to be perfectly honest with you I was standing near the bar because they fine ladies are paying me to make sure that some big jackass such as yourself doesn't try to take advantage of them.
Large Man: How could you even see over here in this darkness.
Jabari Woodhead: Simple jackass, I got great vision because I needed to be a great athlete like I was plus I continue to eat my carrots so I can see in the dark.
Jabari turns around to Maria and tells her to get to a safer place and then Jabari turns around and gets punched in the face by the large man who starts to chase after Maria. Jabari gets back up and starts to run an intercept course on the large man. Just as the large man gets close to grabbing Maria, Jabari squares him up and tackles him through a table causing beer and other drinks to go flying. The man doesn't get up and people once again start to surround the situation.
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Maria: Thank you, Mr. Woodhead.
Jabari Woodhead: It was nothing.
Female: Are you Jabari Woodhead?
Jabari Woodhead: Yes I am.
Female: Can I have your autograph?
Jabari Woodhead: Sure.
Jabari signs a napkin and hands it back to the lady.
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Female: Thank you so much. Do you know who you just tackled?
Jabari Woodhead: A scumbag?
Female: Well Yeah, but I think it was Big Ben of the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Jabari Woodhead: You know you might be right. He seemed to go down just like he did in 2006 during the AFC Championship game.
Female: I Remember that, you sacked him five times.
Jabari Woodhead: That is a some memory you have there.
Female: It's easy, you were my favorite player. Hell I think you still are.
Maria: Hey Jabari, I know you want to talk to this floosy but you are still on the clock and me and the girls want to get home before the sun comes up. Take us home.
Jabari Woodhead: Fine.
Female: I'll see you around.
Jabari Woodhead: I'll see ya.
Jabari leaves the club with Maria and her friends as the scene fades to black
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Man: My man, what the hell are you doing here, shouldn't you be where you are wrestling by now?
Jabari Woodhead: Nah, not yet. I don't usually leave until the morning of the event. Speaking of finding people in weird places shouldn't your ass be at home with the ball and chain?
Man: Nah, that bitch went out with her friends tonight and I needed to get out of the house. There is only so much Madden and Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 you can play in a day. Back to you what are you doing here?
Jabari Woodhead: Making a little bit of cash.
Man: Doing what?
Jabari Woodhead: Actually it came to me a few weeks ago. I decided to start up a business to make some cash on the side. Basically people that go to clubs and bars and feel that they may be attacked or taken advantage of end up paying me a fifty bucks an hour to make sure that they aren't getting attacked or dragged out of this club.
Man: My man that is a brilliant idea, can I join in? I could use some extra cash.
Jabari looks the man up and down
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Jabari Woodhead: Sorry man but you aren't really big or strong enough to do this job. Maybe you should just go on home before something bad happens to you.
Man: Man, that's cold blooded. I can't believe you are cutting me out of this action.
Jabari Woodhead: Sorry, it's really a one man show with this one. Damn it man I lost sight of the chicks I'm supposed to watching. Thanks a lot.
Man: Chicks?
Jabari Woodhead: Yeah, three of them paying me fifty bucks an hour and I really can't be losing track of them.
Man: Dude you are a player.
Jabari Woodhead: Not really man. This is strictly business and you should probably be happy that I'm not going after this group of chicks.
Man: Whys that man?
Jabari Woodhead: Because it's your woman and her friends.
Man: Wait, so they are paying you instead of having me do it for free.
Jabari Woodhead: Yeah, I guess that they actually wanted to feel safe but now you have ****ing blown that for me. Man, you are getting in my way, I'll talk to you later.
Jabari walks off looking for the three chicks that he was supposed to be protecting. As he walks off he gets pushed down from behind by the man from before. Jabari rolls to back and looks up to see the man has pulled out a knife.
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Jabari Woodhead: You gonna stab me you ****ing pussy? Come ****ing do it!
Jabari stands up
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Jabari Woodhead: Come on you ****ing pussy, come ****ing stab me because I can do a better job protecting your damn woman. You shouldn't be pissed at me bro, you should be pissed at yourself for being a stupid little bitch.
The man runs at Jabari and Jabari just sidesteps him. A group of woman approach from behind.
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Maria: Jamal, what the hell are you doing here?
Jamal: I was coming here since you just left me at home and then I found out that you are paying this giant piece of **** to make sure you stay OK. I guess you don't have much faith in me if you can't expect me to protect you.
Maria: Well Jamal that's exactly right. You aren't exactly big, both in stature and in the pant.
The crowd that has slowly started to gather ooooooooh's and one guy yells BURNED!
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Jamal: **** this n*****, I'm gonna ****ing stab him and show that I can protect you.
Jamal runs at Jabari again and this time Jabari tosses Jamal though a table. Maria and her friends walk over to Jamal and Maria gets in his face
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Maria: It's over between us Jamal and I want you and your flesh light out of my damn apartment or maybe I'll have Jabari come over and throw your ass out of it too.
The scene fades out
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Are steroid jokes really the best that you have Simon? Are you really not anymore creative than that? I guess what I had heard really was true, Gib did carry you to those tag team titles. I mean I can understand why you would accuse me of using steroids since I am probably the most jacked individual on the nCw roster and I'm sure that you haven't seen anyone this big before in your whole miserable life
Jabari flexes
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That's right baby, this **** is all natural and God given just like your tiny ****ing cock. Best news is that Gib isn't going to be around to save you from the savage beating I'm going to lay down your ass. I know that my game hasn't been up to the standards that I had set out for myself when I got here but all it takes is a couple of losses to get a man focused up again and for you bitch, that is a very bad thing
It's nice to see that someone that is as big of a bitch as you are actually has a girl, I'm really surprised but I'm kind of proud of you. Maybe next God will be nice and give Joe Everyman an actual chick. Now back to you bitch boy, I'm not ****ing around anymore, I'm going to beat seven shades of **** out of you and if you saw what I did to someone that I considered a friend, or at least who I used to consider a friend imagine what I'm going to do to you, someone I don't give a **** about. I'm glad you have Sydney because you are going to need someone to grind up your food and put in the glass so you can drink it up after I break your ****ing jaw with my sledgehammer like fist. I guess better Sydney than Gib because I don't see him wearing a sexy maid outfit for you.
Jabari cocks his head to the side
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Than again maybe he would, he seems like the kind of guy that might be into that or maybe I have Gib and Bates mixed up but whatever. I'll see you Saturday night Simon and like the old adage goes, "Saturday Night's Alright for Fightin'"
The scene fades back into the club and Jabari is visibly bored. He pulls his phone out of his pocket and looks and sees that it's almost time to close up shop for the night. He looks over and sees the girls getting another drink and sees a guy start talking to the girls and thinks nothing of it. Suddenly he hears commotion coming from that area and he looks over to see that the two friends have split and something is dripping down the guys face and he is backing down Maria. Jabari walks over and gets in between Maria and the large man
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Jabari Woodhead: We got a problem sir?
Large Man: Yeah, this little bitch tossed her drink in my face and I don't take to kindly to that.
Jabari Woodhead: Oh really? The way I saw it is you started trying to hit on her and didn't like her response so you tried to push a little harder
Large Man: How would you know that?
Jabari Woodhead: Well to be perfectly honest with you I was standing near the bar because they fine ladies are paying me to make sure that some big jackass such as yourself doesn't try to take advantage of them.
Large Man: How could you even see over here in this darkness.
Jabari Woodhead: Simple jackass, I got great vision because I needed to be a great athlete like I was plus I continue to eat my carrots so I can see in the dark.
Jabari turns around to Maria and tells her to get to a safer place and then Jabari turns around and gets punched in the face by the large man who starts to chase after Maria. Jabari gets back up and starts to run an intercept course on the large man. Just as the large man gets close to grabbing Maria, Jabari squares him up and tackles him through a table causing beer and other drinks to go flying. The man doesn't get up and people once again start to surround the situation.
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Maria: Thank you, Mr. Woodhead.
Jabari Woodhead: It was nothing.
Female: Are you Jabari Woodhead?
Jabari Woodhead: Yes I am.
Female: Can I have your autograph?
Jabari Woodhead: Sure.
Jabari signs a napkin and hands it back to the lady.
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Female: Thank you so much. Do you know who you just tackled?
Jabari Woodhead: A scumbag?
Female: Well Yeah, but I think it was Big Ben of the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Jabari Woodhead: You know you might be right. He seemed to go down just like he did in 2006 during the AFC Championship game.
Female: I Remember that, you sacked him five times.
Jabari Woodhead: That is a some memory you have there.
Female: It's easy, you were my favorite player. Hell I think you still are.
Maria: Hey Jabari, I know you want to talk to this floosy but you are still on the clock and me and the girls want to get home before the sun comes up. Take us home.
Jabari Woodhead: Fine.
Female: I'll see you around.
Jabari Woodhead: I'll see ya.
Jabari leaves the club with Maria and her friends as the scene fades to black