Post by Jimmy Zane on Sept 20, 2007 8:22:12 GMT -6
[The scene opens up with a replay of what happened on Collision this past Sunday night:]
{As Holland is on his knees suddenly a figure emerges from the crowd and the fans are going crazy.}
Eric Hardy: What in the hell is going on, who are those …NO!
Kelly Fox: My gawd it's Punisher, the nCw legend who won the first ever Collision main event!
Eric Hardy: My gawd, what is he doing here…
{Punisher slides under the bottom rope, with a chair he took from a fan in one hand, he raises it high and smashes it over the top of Holland's head!}
Eric Hardy: WHAT IN THE HELL!?
{The ref is ringing for the bell and going crazy in the ring before Punisher takes the chair back again and smashes the ref! After he takes care of that matter he takes the chair and smashes a lifeless Holland again. At this point Tate is signally to the backstage area screaming for Milo Holland to make the save. However at this moment the nCw Big Screen comes on showing Milo Holland laying on the concrete floor backstage. The fans are booing and Punisher is tossed a mic from the time keeper.}
Punisher: **laughing** You maybe asking yourself, "What is the Punisher doing here, he retired!" Well I'll answer that question for you. A good friend of mine once told me that the hardest part about wrestling is trying to walk away, well Davey Boone was right because I just couldn't stay away. Not with these two claiming to be the best tag team in nCw. The Hollands have no idea about nCw tradition they don't understand the legacy and the pride that comes from being crowned, that's why I've decided to come back with another nCw legend. A man who's been nCw tag team champion with 4 different partners, a former IWF, WCF and PWW tag team champion. The man who took out the "other" Holland, I present… no wait…. You bumpkins here in Salt Lake don't deserve this announcement no no, it's far too big for you… Next week is when I'll unmask my partner until then….. REAP THE WHIRLWIND!
{Punisher throws the mic down and storms out of the ring as the fans are booing like crazy.}
Eirc Hardy: I can't believe what is going here…. Kelly do you have any idea who Punisher's partner could be?!
[The camera fades back away from a television as the Punisher spins around in a chair. As the camera fades back, it stops just over the right shoulder of an unknown man and focuses on the Punisher]
-=Punisher=- Man, was that great or what? Those dumbasses never knew what hit them, and neither did those stupid fans. Those people are idiots. I can't wait until this week when I can go to the ring and announce your return. Those idiots are going to freak!
-=Unknown Man=- Yeah, I am sure they will. I can't believe I am coming back, but hell, you and I together can take down everyone in this place. The thing that worries me is that these young kids don't have any respect for legends like us. They don't have any respect for the way things used to be. And for that, they will pay.
-=Punisher=- Damn right they will. Once you come out to the ring with me next week, those wanna be tough guys are going to be standing around with their mouths wide open like a bunch of freaking marks. We can tackle the tag team division first, then move onto singles matches. I got your back, if you got mine.
-=Unknown Man=- That's the way its always been, and always will be. The Brothers Holland better put on a helmet and buckle up their chinstraps because they have no idea of the pain thats about to come down on them!
-=Punisher=- Oh yeah. Those morons will be too scared to get in the ring with us. What do you think about this kid Lance Ryan?
-=Unknown Man=- I guess he is pretty good. He is the nCw Champion after all.
-=Punisher=- Becoming the World Champion doesn't necessarily make you good. David Arquette was World Champion.
-=Unknown Man=- Point taken. So what, you got your eyes on the World Title already?
-=Punisher=- More on Lance Ryan than the title. That kid has got to learn some respect, and I am just the man to show him why. I hate it when these young kids get all big headed and expect everyone to just bow down and kiss their asses because they have the World Title. All I got to say is big ****ing deal! You and I, we are a dying breed, bubba. We have to make our mark on these young kids while we still can to insure that our names live FOREVER. To hell with the fans, man, we do this for us! We get in that ring night in and night out to make a living. For Money. For Fame. For Glory! If you ain't in it for any of that, then get the hell out. If you can't respect the people who paved the way for you today, then get out of my way because I am coming like a bulldozer baby! YEAH!
-=Unknown Man=- Settle down, brutha. I know it excites you, but you need to contain that excitement until we get through our first actual match!
-=Punisher=- Oh, I am great, man. I can't wait to freaking unleash on these Holland Brothers. Then I can show off my new submission move I have been working on.
-=Unknown Man=- You mean "The Lockdown"?
-=Punisher=- Hell yeah. Nobody gets out. Nobody survives!! Well, brutha, we better get outta here and get on the road. We have an appearance to make this week, and everyone is going to ****ing flip when they see you are back!
-=Unknown Man=- Let's get out of here. Oh yeah, I am driving, you are too wound up. Besides, your driving sucks.
-=Punisher=- Dude, 2 wrecks is all i have had!
-=Unknown Man=- yeah, in the last month!
[The scene fades as the camera catches the backs of the two men walking out arguing about the Punisher's questionable driving skills}
{As Holland is on his knees suddenly a figure emerges from the crowd and the fans are going crazy.}
Eric Hardy: What in the hell is going on, who are those …NO!
Kelly Fox: My gawd it's Punisher, the nCw legend who won the first ever Collision main event!
Eric Hardy: My gawd, what is he doing here…
{Punisher slides under the bottom rope, with a chair he took from a fan in one hand, he raises it high and smashes it over the top of Holland's head!}
Eric Hardy: WHAT IN THE HELL!?
{The ref is ringing for the bell and going crazy in the ring before Punisher takes the chair back again and smashes the ref! After he takes care of that matter he takes the chair and smashes a lifeless Holland again. At this point Tate is signally to the backstage area screaming for Milo Holland to make the save. However at this moment the nCw Big Screen comes on showing Milo Holland laying on the concrete floor backstage. The fans are booing and Punisher is tossed a mic from the time keeper.}
Punisher: **laughing** You maybe asking yourself, "What is the Punisher doing here, he retired!" Well I'll answer that question for you. A good friend of mine once told me that the hardest part about wrestling is trying to walk away, well Davey Boone was right because I just couldn't stay away. Not with these two claiming to be the best tag team in nCw. The Hollands have no idea about nCw tradition they don't understand the legacy and the pride that comes from being crowned, that's why I've decided to come back with another nCw legend. A man who's been nCw tag team champion with 4 different partners, a former IWF, WCF and PWW tag team champion. The man who took out the "other" Holland, I present… no wait…. You bumpkins here in Salt Lake don't deserve this announcement no no, it's far too big for you… Next week is when I'll unmask my partner until then….. REAP THE WHIRLWIND!
{Punisher throws the mic down and storms out of the ring as the fans are booing like crazy.}
Eirc Hardy: I can't believe what is going here…. Kelly do you have any idea who Punisher's partner could be?!
[The camera fades back away from a television as the Punisher spins around in a chair. As the camera fades back, it stops just over the right shoulder of an unknown man and focuses on the Punisher]
-=Punisher=- Man, was that great or what? Those dumbasses never knew what hit them, and neither did those stupid fans. Those people are idiots. I can't wait until this week when I can go to the ring and announce your return. Those idiots are going to freak!
-=Unknown Man=- Yeah, I am sure they will. I can't believe I am coming back, but hell, you and I together can take down everyone in this place. The thing that worries me is that these young kids don't have any respect for legends like us. They don't have any respect for the way things used to be. And for that, they will pay.
-=Punisher=- Damn right they will. Once you come out to the ring with me next week, those wanna be tough guys are going to be standing around with their mouths wide open like a bunch of freaking marks. We can tackle the tag team division first, then move onto singles matches. I got your back, if you got mine.
-=Unknown Man=- That's the way its always been, and always will be. The Brothers Holland better put on a helmet and buckle up their chinstraps because they have no idea of the pain thats about to come down on them!
-=Punisher=- Oh yeah. Those morons will be too scared to get in the ring with us. What do you think about this kid Lance Ryan?
-=Unknown Man=- I guess he is pretty good. He is the nCw Champion after all.
-=Punisher=- Becoming the World Champion doesn't necessarily make you good. David Arquette was World Champion.
-=Unknown Man=- Point taken. So what, you got your eyes on the World Title already?
-=Punisher=- More on Lance Ryan than the title. That kid has got to learn some respect, and I am just the man to show him why. I hate it when these young kids get all big headed and expect everyone to just bow down and kiss their asses because they have the World Title. All I got to say is big ****ing deal! You and I, we are a dying breed, bubba. We have to make our mark on these young kids while we still can to insure that our names live FOREVER. To hell with the fans, man, we do this for us! We get in that ring night in and night out to make a living. For Money. For Fame. For Glory! If you ain't in it for any of that, then get the hell out. If you can't respect the people who paved the way for you today, then get out of my way because I am coming like a bulldozer baby! YEAH!
-=Unknown Man=- Settle down, brutha. I know it excites you, but you need to contain that excitement until we get through our first actual match!
-=Punisher=- Oh, I am great, man. I can't wait to freaking unleash on these Holland Brothers. Then I can show off my new submission move I have been working on.
-=Unknown Man=- You mean "The Lockdown"?
-=Punisher=- Hell yeah. Nobody gets out. Nobody survives!! Well, brutha, we better get outta here and get on the road. We have an appearance to make this week, and everyone is going to ****ing flip when they see you are back!
-=Unknown Man=- Let's get out of here. Oh yeah, I am driving, you are too wound up. Besides, your driving sucks.
-=Punisher=- Dude, 2 wrecks is all i have had!
-=Unknown Man=- yeah, in the last month!
[The scene fades as the camera catches the backs of the two men walking out arguing about the Punisher's questionable driving skills}