Post by Dexter Davis on Oct 26, 2012 12:03:29 GMT -6
"Alright, I'm going to be honest. What I said about Curtis Kanyon earlier in this week was harsh. I didn't mean to place the blame on him for our loss last week. He's not a weak link. I was speaking out of pure frustration because the tag titles would've been pretty awesome. I don't mean to be an ass, Curtis, so please, accept my apology so we can move on and just focus on wrestling a good contest for that X Championship this Sunday night.
If I recall correctly, the show takes place in Buffalo. Not quite my hometown of NYC, but home state in any case. Plus my favorite NFL team is the Bills. Go ahead and make your jokes, I got razzed pretty damn hard back in high school for being a Bills fan instead of the Giants or Jets. The Bills might suck but at least our team doesn't have the most overrated talent in football riding on the bench waiting for his chance to rush for three yards.
But this match for both of us is a great chance to prove the worth we have to this company. You've been here for quite sometime. A former World Champion. Then again you did beat Philip Burns for the title who should've never held it in the first place. That entire thing cut off Brad at the knees and he was quite upset for a long time, and blah. My point is, Curtis, that when you were World Champion, you really didn't do anything.
Just like I did as X Champion.
You lost the World Title at Road to the Gold a couple of years ago to Dave Holland.
Last year the two of us were on Wired where we both won our matches that evening before the pay per view even had a chance to start. From the top of the show one year, to not even being on it the next, isn't professional wrestling a wonderful thing, Curtis? For so many years you were a tag team guy. A person who really didn't know how to get it done in singles competition. Then you proved people wrong with that.
You have a history of almost proving people wrong, I think. You're short, stocky, think you're Thor right now, and yet you have this way about you. I'm not going to lie, despite what I may have said, you are one of the most successful wrestlers in this company. People would be blind to not see it, Curtis. You've done a great many things here in this company with others and by yourself.
You're a model for all of those short, stocky men who want to get somewhere in the sport. Curtis Kanyon, a role model? Sound a bit strange to hear myself say it when you were part of some of the most racist tag teams of all time. You and Ron Gibson? Hated it to death. I wanted to see the two of you get beaten. Then you dumped off Ron and moved past it. Hell, I had a good time at your place a couple of weeks ago.
It was a lot of fun to meet your family, drink your drinks, and wonder how you got that wife. You got a great life, Curtis, and after Road to the Gold, you'll be missing a part of it. No, I'm not stealing your wife or anything. I'm talking about that championship. For all the great things you've done in this company, defending that title against me will not be one of them. I will take back that title and accomplish something with it.
You will not leave Road to the Gold as a champion for a second time in your career. Some men just don't have the luck at certain pay per views, this is your white whale of a pay per view. Although you did defend the tag titles a few years back at the show. But that wasn't a singles contest so its completely different, even if one of my trainers was in that contest.
Terminus, mind you. Not that god awful Billy Spencer guy.
So Sunday night, your streak of losing a singles, no wait that's not a streak. You will lose a second title in the singles rank at Road to the Gold. I will raise that title high above my head and be happy with myself. Good luck to you, Curtis, maybe in an alternative universe we could've been tag team champions. Here's lookin' at you crazy man."
If I recall correctly, the show takes place in Buffalo. Not quite my hometown of NYC, but home state in any case. Plus my favorite NFL team is the Bills. Go ahead and make your jokes, I got razzed pretty damn hard back in high school for being a Bills fan instead of the Giants or Jets. The Bills might suck but at least our team doesn't have the most overrated talent in football riding on the bench waiting for his chance to rush for three yards.
But this match for both of us is a great chance to prove the worth we have to this company. You've been here for quite sometime. A former World Champion. Then again you did beat Philip Burns for the title who should've never held it in the first place. That entire thing cut off Brad at the knees and he was quite upset for a long time, and blah. My point is, Curtis, that when you were World Champion, you really didn't do anything.
Just like I did as X Champion.
You lost the World Title at Road to the Gold a couple of years ago to Dave Holland.
Last year the two of us were on Wired where we both won our matches that evening before the pay per view even had a chance to start. From the top of the show one year, to not even being on it the next, isn't professional wrestling a wonderful thing, Curtis? For so many years you were a tag team guy. A person who really didn't know how to get it done in singles competition. Then you proved people wrong with that.
You have a history of almost proving people wrong, I think. You're short, stocky, think you're Thor right now, and yet you have this way about you. I'm not going to lie, despite what I may have said, you are one of the most successful wrestlers in this company. People would be blind to not see it, Curtis. You've done a great many things here in this company with others and by yourself.
You're a model for all of those short, stocky men who want to get somewhere in the sport. Curtis Kanyon, a role model? Sound a bit strange to hear myself say it when you were part of some of the most racist tag teams of all time. You and Ron Gibson? Hated it to death. I wanted to see the two of you get beaten. Then you dumped off Ron and moved past it. Hell, I had a good time at your place a couple of weeks ago.
It was a lot of fun to meet your family, drink your drinks, and wonder how you got that wife. You got a great life, Curtis, and after Road to the Gold, you'll be missing a part of it. No, I'm not stealing your wife or anything. I'm talking about that championship. For all the great things you've done in this company, defending that title against me will not be one of them. I will take back that title and accomplish something with it.
You will not leave Road to the Gold as a champion for a second time in your career. Some men just don't have the luck at certain pay per views, this is your white whale of a pay per view. Although you did defend the tag titles a few years back at the show. But that wasn't a singles contest so its completely different, even if one of my trainers was in that contest.
Terminus, mind you. Not that god awful Billy Spencer guy.
So Sunday night, your streak of losing a singles, no wait that's not a streak. You will lose a second title in the singles rank at Road to the Gold. I will raise that title high above my head and be happy with myself. Good luck to you, Curtis, maybe in an alternative universe we could've been tag team champions. Here's lookin' at you crazy man."
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Feels nice right now to sit in this sauna. I hate wearing a towel because the boys don't like to keep themselves bundled up. So yeah, I'm naked but y'all can't see anything. You think they'd risk the entire female population of NCW fans to all go black and never go back? Plus, as far as I know, no one else is here right now at this gym. Buffalo has a nice town, I mean its cold but I'm used to the cold by now. So here I am, lettin' it all hang out.
Dex: Damn, this what I needed. No wife, no baby girl, just some Dexter time.
I love my family but we all need a break every once in a while. If Freya was here right now, well, y'all be getting a triple x show. We'd get fired and blah blah blah. No worth the risk. I like my career here. Honestly would've stayed earlier in the year but personal issues rose up. Never a whole lot of fun.
Dex: I don't think anything could ruin this right now. Just me, my thoughts and a nice steam going on up in here.
Yep, just great right now. The whole idea of facing Curtis falls away as the only thing on my mind is keeping myself relaxed. I can't get too tense or I'll end up blowing it too soon. Wow, that was too sexual. I apologize. And now the door creeks open. I hope to god its a woman. She'll scream, smile, and then bite her lip before leaving knowing what she saw. The door opens completely and its not a woman.
Dex: Oh, sh...
The scream fills the room before he smiles. Oh what did I do to get this right now? Honestly, I haven't felt this awkward in a long time.
Gib: So that's where God put the other half of my penis.
...Yeah, super awkward. Gib winks at me before sitting down next to me. Please, old man, keep the towel on... NOOOOO!
Gib: This is nice isn't it? A couple of guys sitting naked in a sauna. No one else around.
I know he's a little sweet on that white kid he's got hanging around him. Gib's a great wrestler, and an icon, but I don't know if he is, well... yeah...
Gib: You are awfully quiet? Thinking about nailing your wife? If I had that penis I do not think I would keep it out of her.
Well no one could. Its impossible to not want to nail Freya. Her and that phat ass. Those eyes lookin' up at me while she... you know what, I should shut up. I don't need to think about that and make this any worse.
Gib: So, hey, question.
Dex: Yeah?
I fear for the worst right now. I don't want to hear banjos playing in my head right now. For the love of god, no damn banjos!
Gib: Can I touch it?
WHOA, THAT'S GOOD! I stand up and back away from Gib. He looks at me before standing up himself.
Gib: Something wrong? I mean don't hog all that penis to yourself, buddy.
Dex: Dude! I don't let dudes touch my junk.
Gib: Hey, if a guy can't touch another man's junk then why are we even alive?
Okay, time to leave. I'm all for some jokes but I don't know if he's serious or not. I don't even bother to cover myself as I slowly back away out of the room. I step into the hallway where a couple of women faint as I quickly run to the locker room of the gym. Wow, how quickly does a day turn...
