Post by Mike Laszlo on Oct 27, 2012 10:52:32 GMT -6
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?
ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME!?
How the hell can anyone explain this non-sense to me?
What am I talking about you ask?
ROAD TO THE GOLD!
Two weeks ago I was in a hard fought match with Roberto Verona, the now Number One Contender, and last week I was in another hard fought match with the World Champion Andrew Jacobsen. Now? Now I’m booked on the WIRED PRE-SHOW! What in God’s name made the bookers put me off the Pay Per View? This is bull****!
Not only am I off the pay per view, but I’m in a triple threat, inter-gender, tag team match!
I team with some Charity case, no pun intended, and go up against Davey Ortega who teams with Mercedes Vargas, as well as Joe Everyman who teams with Cynthia Warren.
You know what they call this right ladies and gentlemen? Thrown together booking. The six of us have nothing going right now, no feud, no grudges, and they needed a match to fill the pre-show…so here we are.
So what’s a guy to do?
The answer is truly simple…win.
It doesn’t matter who teams with me. It doesn’t matter who I’m facing. The fact of the matter is that I am the best period and it’s time to start proving that again.
First things first, Joe Everyman and Cynthia Warren. Joe Everyman is an accomplished wrestler, and more so, a tag team wrestler teaming with many of the top stars here in NCW. Problem for Joe is, every time we’ve come across one another inside that squared-circle, I’ve come out the victor, and I tell you now, that WILL be the case this Sunday. Your partner? Don’t know, don’t really care. Having a win over Cynthia Warren does nothing for me and there for makes it irrelevant.
Team two, Mercedes Vargas, and my good ole buddy Davey Ortega. Mercedes is a former Scarlet’s Tag Team Champion, seems Davey got the best of the bunch as far as the women go in this match, but life’s a bitch isn’t it? Again, to me, it means nothing. I’m not a starlet and beating her creates no elevation of my status. So…that said…moving on to Mr. Ortega who is the biggest pile of grade-A crap walking around in NCW.
What am I talking about? Well, let’s go to the worst rated talk-show of the millions of talk shows that there have been here in NCW, O-TV! That’s right, it sucks. Still, it is required that we strain our ears to listen to this little bit of non-sense right here. Davey said when talking about the match between Alex Jones and Ken Davison against Dexter Davis and Curtis Kanyon…and I quote: “A bit of sadness for me, since it was Alex Jones and Ken Davison that took me out of the tournament, although the blame rightly rests on my ill-fated ''partner'' Mike Laszlo. Although some questions may be left unanswered, a blind tag allowed Jones and Davison the right to face the champs.”
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WATCHING!?
I went back in time on the DVR and watched that match again to make sure that I wasn’t the crazy one. There was no blind tag. You and Davison were the legal men. The true blame for us being out of the tag tournament goes ON YOU!
I had the cover and the one, two, three. YOU were being covered by Davison for the one, two, three. So say what you will, but you are what cost us the match against Davison and Jones, and not I. The only thing that you were right about in that quote is the fact that I was indeed ill-fated…I had to team with you.
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Title: Resentment
Location: Cleveland, Ohio
Time: 12:14 PM
So the news came out that I was teaming with Charity on the Wired Web Show before Road to the Gold, and I wasn’t the only one that wasn’t too happy about it. Alexis, my valet, has been training to be a wrestler for some time, and I think when she heard of this match, that she figured it was her chance to shine. That wasn’t the case as she isn’t contracted as an active wrestler yet in NCW. That didn’t matter, nor did it sit too well with her.
Alexis Caffrey: What the hell is that?
At this point in time I was a bit shocked at the outrage she has expressed toward me as I had no clue about the match.
Mike Laszlo: What the hell are you talking about? Why are you yelling?
Alexis Caffrey: Have you not looked at the card for this week?
Mike Laszlo: Not yet. I’ve been working out all morning.
Alexis Caffrey: WELL LOOK!
Mike Laszlo: Jesus Christ, calm down.
I got up from the work bench and headed over to the computer. Leaning over Alexis’ shoulder I saw my name at the bottom of the card, teamed with Charity, to take on the teams of Mercedes Vargas and Davey Ortega, and Cynthia Warren and Joe Everyman. My eyes widened as I was none too pleased with what I had saw.
Mike Laszlo: *** damn it. How does that happen? The last two weeks I face the men who are squaring off at the paper view for the World Title, and now this week I’m teaming with some broad against these two teams ON THE WEB SHOW!
Alexis Caffrey: That’s not the important part that I was mad about.
Mike Laszlo: Huh? What are you mad about?
Alexis Caffrey: THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!
Mike Laszlo: Teaming with me?
Alexis Caffrey: YES!
Mike Laszlo: But you’re not a contracted wrestler.
Alexis Caffrey: So they can’t make one exception?
Mike Laszlo: That’s not how it works. There’s certain liabilities that…
Alexis Caffrey: I’ll sign a waiver.
Mike Laszlo: Again, not how it works. You have to relax. Your time will come and all will be right with the world. You’ve only been training a couple of months now. Most people, even those who are fast-tracked are training for at least a year if not longer.
Alexis Caffrey: Whatever, this is crap.
Mike Laszlo: It’s the way it is.
She obviously didn’t want to hear that come from my mouth. She stared at be for a second before standing from the chair and grabbing her things. She headed for the door.
Alexis Caffrey: FINE!
She stormed out slamming the door behind her in a fit of rage. It’s true what they say, Hell have no furry like a woman scorned. She would cool down overtime. I however am different. I hold onto things for a long time, and this Wired Pre Show booking doesn’t sit too well with me.
A year has gone by. Last year, at Road to the Gold V I was in this same predicament, and really it makes me quite sick. A year ago at this time I was one of the Wired matches, only to air on the internet, robbing the people who paid money for the pay per view, who paid to see me. Why waste money on the rest of these people? You watch NCW, nobody cares about Roberto Verona going for the World Title. They’ve seen the story and they know how it ends…in utter failure. Nobody cares about Andrew Jacobsen’s reign, no matter how short it will end up being. They care about me and ME ALONE! You’ll see this when the servers crash for NCW.com and the rating are horrible for Road to the Gold. You’ll see that people want to see ME!
The results of this year’s Wired match will be no different than last year’s, me, hand raised high in triumph and victory. Then, when Road to the Gold is over…my sights get set on something greater, and the change here in NCW continues.
ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME!?
How the hell can anyone explain this non-sense to me?
What am I talking about you ask?
ROAD TO THE GOLD!
Two weeks ago I was in a hard fought match with Roberto Verona, the now Number One Contender, and last week I was in another hard fought match with the World Champion Andrew Jacobsen. Now? Now I’m booked on the WIRED PRE-SHOW! What in God’s name made the bookers put me off the Pay Per View? This is bull****!
Not only am I off the pay per view, but I’m in a triple threat, inter-gender, tag team match!
I team with some Charity case, no pun intended, and go up against Davey Ortega who teams with Mercedes Vargas, as well as Joe Everyman who teams with Cynthia Warren.
You know what they call this right ladies and gentlemen? Thrown together booking. The six of us have nothing going right now, no feud, no grudges, and they needed a match to fill the pre-show…so here we are.
So what’s a guy to do?
The answer is truly simple…win.
It doesn’t matter who teams with me. It doesn’t matter who I’m facing. The fact of the matter is that I am the best period and it’s time to start proving that again.
First things first, Joe Everyman and Cynthia Warren. Joe Everyman is an accomplished wrestler, and more so, a tag team wrestler teaming with many of the top stars here in NCW. Problem for Joe is, every time we’ve come across one another inside that squared-circle, I’ve come out the victor, and I tell you now, that WILL be the case this Sunday. Your partner? Don’t know, don’t really care. Having a win over Cynthia Warren does nothing for me and there for makes it irrelevant.
Team two, Mercedes Vargas, and my good ole buddy Davey Ortega. Mercedes is a former Scarlet’s Tag Team Champion, seems Davey got the best of the bunch as far as the women go in this match, but life’s a bitch isn’t it? Again, to me, it means nothing. I’m not a starlet and beating her creates no elevation of my status. So…that said…moving on to Mr. Ortega who is the biggest pile of grade-A crap walking around in NCW.
What am I talking about? Well, let’s go to the worst rated talk-show of the millions of talk shows that there have been here in NCW, O-TV! That’s right, it sucks. Still, it is required that we strain our ears to listen to this little bit of non-sense right here. Davey said when talking about the match between Alex Jones and Ken Davison against Dexter Davis and Curtis Kanyon…and I quote: “A bit of sadness for me, since it was Alex Jones and Ken Davison that took me out of the tournament, although the blame rightly rests on my ill-fated ''partner'' Mike Laszlo. Although some questions may be left unanswered, a blind tag allowed Jones and Davison the right to face the champs.”
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WATCHING!?
I went back in time on the DVR and watched that match again to make sure that I wasn’t the crazy one. There was no blind tag. You and Davison were the legal men. The true blame for us being out of the tag tournament goes ON YOU!
I had the cover and the one, two, three. YOU were being covered by Davison for the one, two, three. So say what you will, but you are what cost us the match against Davison and Jones, and not I. The only thing that you were right about in that quote is the fact that I was indeed ill-fated…I had to team with you.
====================
Title: Resentment
Location: Cleveland, Ohio
Time: 12:14 PM
So the news came out that I was teaming with Charity on the Wired Web Show before Road to the Gold, and I wasn’t the only one that wasn’t too happy about it. Alexis, my valet, has been training to be a wrestler for some time, and I think when she heard of this match, that she figured it was her chance to shine. That wasn’t the case as she isn’t contracted as an active wrestler yet in NCW. That didn’t matter, nor did it sit too well with her.
Alexis Caffrey: What the hell is that?
At this point in time I was a bit shocked at the outrage she has expressed toward me as I had no clue about the match.
Mike Laszlo: What the hell are you talking about? Why are you yelling?
Alexis Caffrey: Have you not looked at the card for this week?
Mike Laszlo: Not yet. I’ve been working out all morning.
Alexis Caffrey: WELL LOOK!
Mike Laszlo: Jesus Christ, calm down.
I got up from the work bench and headed over to the computer. Leaning over Alexis’ shoulder I saw my name at the bottom of the card, teamed with Charity, to take on the teams of Mercedes Vargas and Davey Ortega, and Cynthia Warren and Joe Everyman. My eyes widened as I was none too pleased with what I had saw.
Mike Laszlo: *** damn it. How does that happen? The last two weeks I face the men who are squaring off at the paper view for the World Title, and now this week I’m teaming with some broad against these two teams ON THE WEB SHOW!
Alexis Caffrey: That’s not the important part that I was mad about.
Mike Laszlo: Huh? What are you mad about?
Alexis Caffrey: THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!
Mike Laszlo: Teaming with me?
Alexis Caffrey: YES!
Mike Laszlo: But you’re not a contracted wrestler.
Alexis Caffrey: So they can’t make one exception?
Mike Laszlo: That’s not how it works. There’s certain liabilities that…
Alexis Caffrey: I’ll sign a waiver.
Mike Laszlo: Again, not how it works. You have to relax. Your time will come and all will be right with the world. You’ve only been training a couple of months now. Most people, even those who are fast-tracked are training for at least a year if not longer.
Alexis Caffrey: Whatever, this is crap.
Mike Laszlo: It’s the way it is.
She obviously didn’t want to hear that come from my mouth. She stared at be for a second before standing from the chair and grabbing her things. She headed for the door.
Alexis Caffrey: FINE!
She stormed out slamming the door behind her in a fit of rage. It’s true what they say, Hell have no furry like a woman scorned. She would cool down overtime. I however am different. I hold onto things for a long time, and this Wired Pre Show booking doesn’t sit too well with me.
A year has gone by. Last year, at Road to the Gold V I was in this same predicament, and really it makes me quite sick. A year ago at this time I was one of the Wired matches, only to air on the internet, robbing the people who paid money for the pay per view, who paid to see me. Why waste money on the rest of these people? You watch NCW, nobody cares about Roberto Verona going for the World Title. They’ve seen the story and they know how it ends…in utter failure. Nobody cares about Andrew Jacobsen’s reign, no matter how short it will end up being. They care about me and ME ALONE! You’ll see this when the servers crash for NCW.com and the rating are horrible for Road to the Gold. You’ll see that people want to see ME!
The results of this year’s Wired match will be no different than last year’s, me, hand raised high in triumph and victory. Then, when Road to the Gold is over…my sights get set on something greater, and the change here in NCW continues.
