Post by Bannedingo on Dec 12, 2007 23:04:41 GMT -6
*camera fades in to Vertigo wearing a bandage on his forehead and holding the xtreme title standing with Joe Everyman and Damien Hellfire in a church*
Vertigo: who are we fighting!?
Damien: Double Trouble.
*Joe and Vertigo look at each other for a second*
Joe: um.. who?
Damien: Jake Kane and Big L
*Joe and Vertigo both fall on their backs laughing hysterically*
Vertigo: i could kick their asses alone!! imagine what both of us could do!
Joe: their more screwed than Courtney Love when the rents due!!
Damien: flat out they haven't won a match together..ever Jake Kane is worth absolutely nothing and Big L is the definition of failure. i expect no **** ups.
Joe: we could beat them with our hands glued to our asses!
Vertigo: we'd have an advantage. after all hands on the ass is better than heads up the ass.
*Joe laughs and high fives Vertigo*
Damien: Vertigo. the man who attacked you.. did you see his face?
*Vertigo begins to look more serious*
Vertigo: no, it was dark but i have a pretty good idea of who it was. and if i'm right this is my battle and not any of yours. I'll take care of it.
Damien: very well, your both dismissed.
*Damien walks behind a huge upside down cross and disappears*
Joe: so dude are we still gonna hang out tonight?
Vertigo: yeah man. I'll call you later.
*Vertigo and Joe both leave and the camera fades out*
*camera fades back in to Vertigo sitting on the same couch where he was attacked and there are still minor blood stains on the wall behind him. he turns on the TV*
Reporter: yesterday a house in California was vandalized by a unknown suspect. from these pictures you can see the windows were broken out and the house was spray painted green.
Vertigo: damn! im lucky i sold that house last week! nice try Big L next time make sure i haven't moved
*Vertigo laughs and changes the channel to a rerun of outside the ropes and stares at Mercedes until he hears a familiar voice. Vertigo looks to his right to Moses who is wide eyed and shivering*
Moses: dude i was drunk!
Vertigo: ha ha.. yeah..
*Vertigo kicks him in the balls and hits the pulse of the maggot on him then sets up his camera on a tripod*
Vertigo: stupid drunk.. anyway.. Jake and Big.. you stand no chance against The Cult so don't show up. the end. or risk feeling the pulse of the maggot and being converted.
Vertigo: who are we fighting!?
Damien: Double Trouble.
*Joe and Vertigo look at each other for a second*
Joe: um.. who?
Damien: Jake Kane and Big L
*Joe and Vertigo both fall on their backs laughing hysterically*
Vertigo: i could kick their asses alone!! imagine what both of us could do!
Joe: their more screwed than Courtney Love when the rents due!!
Damien: flat out they haven't won a match together..ever Jake Kane is worth absolutely nothing and Big L is the definition of failure. i expect no **** ups.
Joe: we could beat them with our hands glued to our asses!
Vertigo: we'd have an advantage. after all hands on the ass is better than heads up the ass.
*Joe laughs and high fives Vertigo*
Damien: Vertigo. the man who attacked you.. did you see his face?
*Vertigo begins to look more serious*
Vertigo: no, it was dark but i have a pretty good idea of who it was. and if i'm right this is my battle and not any of yours. I'll take care of it.
Damien: very well, your both dismissed.
*Damien walks behind a huge upside down cross and disappears*
Joe: so dude are we still gonna hang out tonight?
Vertigo: yeah man. I'll call you later.
*Vertigo and Joe both leave and the camera fades out*
*camera fades back in to Vertigo sitting on the same couch where he was attacked and there are still minor blood stains on the wall behind him. he turns on the TV*
Reporter: yesterday a house in California was vandalized by a unknown suspect. from these pictures you can see the windows were broken out and the house was spray painted green.
Vertigo: damn! im lucky i sold that house last week! nice try Big L next time make sure i haven't moved
*Vertigo laughs and changes the channel to a rerun of outside the ropes and stares at Mercedes until he hears a familiar voice. Vertigo looks to his right to Moses who is wide eyed and shivering*
Moses: dude i was drunk!
Vertigo: ha ha.. yeah..
*Vertigo kicks him in the balls and hits the pulse of the maggot on him then sets up his camera on a tripod*
Vertigo: stupid drunk.. anyway.. Jake and Big.. you stand no chance against The Cult so don't show up. the end. or risk feeling the pulse of the maggot and being converted.
