Post by Dexter Davis on Nov 29, 2012 16:19:00 GMT -6
Today is one of those days where I need a bottle of asprin because of the yelling kids running around the house. Freya, in her infinite wisdom, offered to babysit Brad's mess of kids while and Nina went Christmas shopping today. So instead of having quiet time with Tasha and baby Dex, I'm listening to Lilly and Lacey argue over who gets the TV remote. To make matters even worse, Freya and my mom went off themselves with Tasha and baby Dex leaving me by myself. If you care about me, pass me the damn shotgun...
Lilly: I get to use the remote!
Lacey: Nuh uh! I do!
Lilly: Unky Dex, who gets the remote?!
I want to tell them no one gets to use it but I can't be that mean to these kids. They look up to me and Freya as the cool set of aunt and uncle. Spike and Aly are the mean ones who never let them have fun.
Dex: I think that Lacey should get a show watched. Then Lilly gets a turn. You know, share it, like siblings should.
Lilly: That is not fair!
Dex: How isn't it fair?
Lilly: I had it first!
Facepalm time. They keep fighting back and forth as I just grab it and put it on ESPNews. After a few minutes of this, they'll stop fighting and beg me to change it. That is how Brad gets this settled. Cheers to him for passing this on to me.
Lacey: I don't like sports...
Lilly: Boys are icky...
Oh give it seven years kids. I look at both of them while trying to keep my eyes on the exploring due of Ryan and Kaylee. Those two like to get into anything they possibly can right now.
Lilly: Change the channel, pleaseeeee!
Dex: You two going to stop the fighting?
Lacey: Yes!
Dex: Alright. First time you two start fighting it is back to watching sports.
They both nod their heads as I put it on some Disney channel stuff. I don't really pay attention to this. Lacey sits next to me being on her best behavior.
Lacey: You okay Unky Dex?
Dex: I am fine, thank you. How are you, Lacey?
Lacey: Good. I gets to sit next to yew!
She seems awfully happy. So much so that she climbs up in my lap and gives me a kiss. Strange.
Lacey: Aunt Freya right.
Dex: Huh?
Lacey: Black guys are the best!
If I had something in my mouth I would spit it out all over the place right now. I look at Lacey who is smiling at me. Dear god almighty will Freya not stop getting me into these situations. Seriously. I sometimes think just wants to troll me.
Dex: What do you mean the best?
Lacey: She said that they are the best looking, smelling, kissers, and everything! Aunt Freya told me that white boys ain't worth the time of day.
Oh for effs sake. Is she really trying to brainwash a six year old into... ugh. I should really call her but you know what? I got a better idea. If she thinks this is acceptable, I'm going to freak the ever living hell out of her. First I have to deal with this.
Dex: Lacey, there is no difference between boys outside of skin color. Your aunt is just a really silly woman who never knows what she's talking about. Just listen to your daddy and Nina when it comes to liking boys, okay? Aunt Freya is a terrible influence on you, anyways.
She really is. Like the time she told Lacey to go kick her daddy in the nuts as hard as she could. Naturally she listened and Brad nearly lost a testicle because of it. Freya couldn't stop laughing as they got him into the E.R. Lacey looks up at me and nods her head.
Lacey: But what if I like one anyways?
Dex: Then that's based on purely what you like and not what anyone else tells you. Always follow what is in your heart when it comes to stuff like that when you're older, okay?
Lacey: Okay. Is Aunt Freya really that silly?
Dex: You have no idea. Oh, hey, you want to help me pull a prank on your aunt?
Both Lilly and Lacey nod their heads. Oh my revenge will be sweet. Freya hates emus. I think I might have to find a traveling zoo or something and find an emu to rent. Yes, yes. This will be great!
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Lilly: I get to use the remote!
Lacey: Nuh uh! I do!
Lilly: Unky Dex, who gets the remote?!
I want to tell them no one gets to use it but I can't be that mean to these kids. They look up to me and Freya as the cool set of aunt and uncle. Spike and Aly are the mean ones who never let them have fun.
Dex: I think that Lacey should get a show watched. Then Lilly gets a turn. You know, share it, like siblings should.
Lilly: That is not fair!
Dex: How isn't it fair?
Lilly: I had it first!
Facepalm time. They keep fighting back and forth as I just grab it and put it on ESPNews. After a few minutes of this, they'll stop fighting and beg me to change it. That is how Brad gets this settled. Cheers to him for passing this on to me.
Lacey: I don't like sports...
Lilly: Boys are icky...
Oh give it seven years kids. I look at both of them while trying to keep my eyes on the exploring due of Ryan and Kaylee. Those two like to get into anything they possibly can right now.
Lilly: Change the channel, pleaseeeee!
Dex: You two going to stop the fighting?
Lacey: Yes!
Dex: Alright. First time you two start fighting it is back to watching sports.
They both nod their heads as I put it on some Disney channel stuff. I don't really pay attention to this. Lacey sits next to me being on her best behavior.
Lacey: You okay Unky Dex?
Dex: I am fine, thank you. How are you, Lacey?
Lacey: Good. I gets to sit next to yew!
She seems awfully happy. So much so that she climbs up in my lap and gives me a kiss. Strange.
Lacey: Aunt Freya right.
Dex: Huh?
Lacey: Black guys are the best!
If I had something in my mouth I would spit it out all over the place right now. I look at Lacey who is smiling at me. Dear god almighty will Freya not stop getting me into these situations. Seriously. I sometimes think just wants to troll me.
Dex: What do you mean the best?
Lacey: She said that they are the best looking, smelling, kissers, and everything! Aunt Freya told me that white boys ain't worth the time of day.
Oh for effs sake. Is she really trying to brainwash a six year old into... ugh. I should really call her but you know what? I got a better idea. If she thinks this is acceptable, I'm going to freak the ever living hell out of her. First I have to deal with this.
Dex: Lacey, there is no difference between boys outside of skin color. Your aunt is just a really silly woman who never knows what she's talking about. Just listen to your daddy and Nina when it comes to liking boys, okay? Aunt Freya is a terrible influence on you, anyways.
She really is. Like the time she told Lacey to go kick her daddy in the nuts as hard as she could. Naturally she listened and Brad nearly lost a testicle because of it. Freya couldn't stop laughing as they got him into the E.R. Lacey looks up at me and nods her head.
Lacey: But what if I like one anyways?
Dex: Then that's based on purely what you like and not what anyone else tells you. Always follow what is in your heart when it comes to stuff like that when you're older, okay?
Lacey: Okay. Is Aunt Freya really that silly?
Dex: You have no idea. Oh, hey, you want to help me pull a prank on your aunt?
Both Lilly and Lacey nod their heads. Oh my revenge will be sweet. Freya hates emus. I think I might have to find a traveling zoo or something and find an emu to rent. Yes, yes. This will be great!
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"So yeah, that happened. My cock got grabbed by an old man last Sunday. It felt a little weird because he whispered into my ear of something like meet me later. Needless to say I didn't meet up with Gib. Instead I went back to the hotel and cried in a fetal position. I never turned you in though. I don't do that sort of thing. I'd rather let it fly because you know what? People are people and that is all there is to it.
So Breaking Away, the event where I won this title last year, I make my first defense of my second reign. Funny how this all times out at the same event, doesn't it? Last month I had a good match against Curtis Kanyon where we left it all out in the ring. I'd like to think that we have a mutual respect among the two of us, sir. It is nice to see you getting a rematch, of sorts anyways, against me on Sunday night.
I felt like you deserved one and you got it. Last month I thought you had me until I summoned the strength to kick your face off. I think people loved how I countered your move into one of mine. I don't think you'll fall into the same trap this time around, Curtis. There isn't any possible way that a man with as much savvy and skill as you would fall into that once more. I expect something completely original out of you. And Twinkies. Please tell me you still have some. Not much into snack foods outside of those damned little things.
Regardles, Curtis, I will say that you are still just as dangerous as you ever have been. You will always be dangerous and have a move that can break a man in half. Maybe a woman if you do it the right way. Still, as I've noted before, you are a former World Champion. One that I have pinned in the middle of the ring. Chances are I might do it again but with two other men in this match besides ourselves, well, that puts a damper on perhaps what is a budding rivalry between the two of us.
Stephen Kingsley. I remember you from a few weeks back in that triple threat match. The one where you explained how there are right kinds of black and wrong kinds of black. Brother, that made me laugh for a couple of days. How anyone with a fourth of a brain can say something like that and not belong riding a short bus with a football helmet amazes me to no end. You, actually, amaze me to no end.
You know, in wrestling, its one thing for a black guy to become a walking stereotype. You though? You're from a country born from criminals. You have a criminal past. You hunted crocs. That would be like me saying I used to gang it up, sling rock, and drink a forty on a set of steps. Just amazes me that you're in professional wrestling and actually trying to advance your career while banging one of the numerous chicks that Steve Awesome porked, if I remember correctly anyways.
Did you ask her about that? That mouth has been wrapped around Steve Awesome. Man, you couldn't pay me to get close to that chick. I just don't understand it, I guess. Stephen, I'm sure you're a decent person at the core of yourself, but how you talk and act towards other people? Laughable. Completely laughable. If you want this X Championship so badly, go buy the NCW video game, play as yourself, and win the title.
I'm not being cocky. I just know that you lack the skills to bring this title home. You couldn't win the triple threat a few weeks back so why in the world do you think you have a shot now? Just completely laughable. Go home and be a family man.
Xavier Williams. Thank you. I'm going to keep thanking you for being the only other sane black man in this company. The other one, a little strange but still, you're sane compared to him. What you do, in that ring, is nothing short of greatness. We got a mutual respect for one another despite never really talking to one another outside of these promos we do. Not once have we gone for a beer, or a soda, or what have you.
I think this is all due to the fact that, as you said, we are ourselves and not living up to a stereotype. We live to who we really are. Like everyone else should. Honestly, if I cannot retain my title, then I hope you win it, Xavier. For all you've done for so many inner city youths by rising above stereotypes for a black person in wrestling. You got the world title without screaming your name loudly. Though my brother in law, Brad, did give you a huge assist.
Still you've done some great things and I can't stop praising you enough for it. Looking forward to getting into the ring against you on Sunday night to defend my title for the first time. Last time, never got a defense in. Hope to fix that this time around. If I don't at least I tried my hardest to do so. That is all I can do. To defend this title against anyone and do so in the most fairest of manners.
Unlike our World Champion."
So Breaking Away, the event where I won this title last year, I make my first defense of my second reign. Funny how this all times out at the same event, doesn't it? Last month I had a good match against Curtis Kanyon where we left it all out in the ring. I'd like to think that we have a mutual respect among the two of us, sir. It is nice to see you getting a rematch, of sorts anyways, against me on Sunday night.
I felt like you deserved one and you got it. Last month I thought you had me until I summoned the strength to kick your face off. I think people loved how I countered your move into one of mine. I don't think you'll fall into the same trap this time around, Curtis. There isn't any possible way that a man with as much savvy and skill as you would fall into that once more. I expect something completely original out of you. And Twinkies. Please tell me you still have some. Not much into snack foods outside of those damned little things.
Regardles, Curtis, I will say that you are still just as dangerous as you ever have been. You will always be dangerous and have a move that can break a man in half. Maybe a woman if you do it the right way. Still, as I've noted before, you are a former World Champion. One that I have pinned in the middle of the ring. Chances are I might do it again but with two other men in this match besides ourselves, well, that puts a damper on perhaps what is a budding rivalry between the two of us.
Stephen Kingsley. I remember you from a few weeks back in that triple threat match. The one where you explained how there are right kinds of black and wrong kinds of black. Brother, that made me laugh for a couple of days. How anyone with a fourth of a brain can say something like that and not belong riding a short bus with a football helmet amazes me to no end. You, actually, amaze me to no end.
You know, in wrestling, its one thing for a black guy to become a walking stereotype. You though? You're from a country born from criminals. You have a criminal past. You hunted crocs. That would be like me saying I used to gang it up, sling rock, and drink a forty on a set of steps. Just amazes me that you're in professional wrestling and actually trying to advance your career while banging one of the numerous chicks that Steve Awesome porked, if I remember correctly anyways.
Did you ask her about that? That mouth has been wrapped around Steve Awesome. Man, you couldn't pay me to get close to that chick. I just don't understand it, I guess. Stephen, I'm sure you're a decent person at the core of yourself, but how you talk and act towards other people? Laughable. Completely laughable. If you want this X Championship so badly, go buy the NCW video game, play as yourself, and win the title.
I'm not being cocky. I just know that you lack the skills to bring this title home. You couldn't win the triple threat a few weeks back so why in the world do you think you have a shot now? Just completely laughable. Go home and be a family man.
Xavier Williams. Thank you. I'm going to keep thanking you for being the only other sane black man in this company. The other one, a little strange but still, you're sane compared to him. What you do, in that ring, is nothing short of greatness. We got a mutual respect for one another despite never really talking to one another outside of these promos we do. Not once have we gone for a beer, or a soda, or what have you.
I think this is all due to the fact that, as you said, we are ourselves and not living up to a stereotype. We live to who we really are. Like everyone else should. Honestly, if I cannot retain my title, then I hope you win it, Xavier. For all you've done for so many inner city youths by rising above stereotypes for a black person in wrestling. You got the world title without screaming your name loudly. Though my brother in law, Brad, did give you a huge assist.
Still you've done some great things and I can't stop praising you enough for it. Looking forward to getting into the ring against you on Sunday night to defend my title for the first time. Last time, never got a defense in. Hope to fix that this time around. If I don't at least I tried my hardest to do so. That is all I can do. To defend this title against anyone and do so in the most fairest of manners.
Unlike our World Champion."
