Post by Xavier Cross on Dec 1, 2012 7:16:27 GMT -6
Here I stand, in similar shoes, finding myself pressed to stay awake. To force myself into this. At this point, I feel like I can press charges against Kelly Knite and management, this many matches having to face this…idiot, it has to be some form of torture, or intellectual rape. I mean how many times do I have to face this guy before people realize no one is going to buy tickets to watch me wipe the floor with him.
But wait didn’t he beat you a few weeks ago?
Yeah, and? I had an off night, heck, I may have just slept through the entire match. But the thing is, despite the fact he has that one win over me, I have to face him AGAIN, what right does he have to challenge for this title? Because he avoided a sexual harassment lawsuit by figuratively bending over and letting Verona stick it in? I can sit here and name five random people off the top of my head that deserve this title shot more than the Ace.
Why not Lex Sense? Ace beat him to get his first shot, why not give Sense a fair shake. Just because he doesn’t have the world champion’s semen on his lips means he can’t get a shot at the belt? Here’s my theory, he was the runner up to being the number one contender, why must we waste a pay per view spot on such a lame guy? He’s not even entertaining anymore, he’s using the same style he did when he came into nCw. It’s boring. Plus, Lex Sense vs. Xavier Cross, just think of the plot, the intensity, and how much would be behind that kind of match, especially with the Brad Kane factor.
Why not Andrew Jacobsen? Is it fair that the kid wins a world title, loses it the next month, and then drops off the face of the earth? I mean this guy has more potential and talent than the Ace ever had. The Ace is like a used up piece of toilet paper, Jacobsen is a fresh face that still has a lot of undiscovered potential, and is a recent world champion. Where is his shake? Again, a more entertaining match that could come off this, and it would let Jacobsen get another chance to grab the reigns of a championship, and now that he has the pressure of winning a World Title off his chest, he might be able to do something great given the chance. Something the Ace has never done?
Why not Joe Everyman? Okay, we all know why not Joe….terrible decision on my part.
Why not Alex Jones? Yeah, his gimmick is almost as played out as the Ace is, but he’s at least far better at insulting or even coming up with an original thought, something the Ace hasn’t had in, what seems to be almost a decade. He’s been begging, pleading for a chance to reach a peak, something he hasn’t done in a while. I’m sure showing him a bit of gold at the end of the tunnel would put him through enough pace to bring out some of the classic Alex Jones we know and…we know..
Or better yet, how about management gives me a crack at their monster, Xander Famularo. The guy who can apparently tear through anyone he is put in the ring against. The Savior vs. The Monster, The Champion vs. The Monster, Xavier Cross vs. Xander Famularo. That sounds like a main event match to me, that sounds like a helluva a match to me. Matter of fact, I don’t know if I could even grasp how amazing that could be. There are fanboys across the globe who just got wet with even the slight mention of it.
Now there is always the chance, that if I can prove yet again, the Ace is a worthless sack of crap, you know as I’ve been saying for what seems to be a century now, that maybe I’ll be able to put this National Title back to it’s former glory, you know, what it had during that sweet 49ers match Adam Knite and myself have had.
But instead, I’m stuck, stuck on stupid it seems. Stuck in a rut that starts with Ace, and ends with a yawn. I feel like the hardest part of fighting him will be finding motivation to get out of bed, and actually make it to the arena. Maybe I’ll get lucky, and botch a piledriver or something and break his neck, but everyone out of the misery that’s been the Ace’s career.
All joking aside. You know what no. I really hate this guy. Like I know it’s probably not the most ‘PR’ thing to say, but out of all the people in the world, how hasn’t this assclap gotten AIDs, or Cancer, or hit by a runaway bus, or I don’t know, fell out of Big Ben or whatever those lame british people do with their time. Jerk off the David Beckham? I don’t know, and I really don’t care.
Oh yeah, just to clear something up, the reason they boo you, is because your boring, not entertaining, and kind of a twat. Anyway, back to my train of thought.
This National Title stands for everything I stand for, it represents the boldest, strongest, and proudest nation on the globe. ‘Merica.
So stand back Ace, because I’m about to Toby Keith your ass.
‘MERICA!
But wait didn’t he beat you a few weeks ago?
Yeah, and? I had an off night, heck, I may have just slept through the entire match. But the thing is, despite the fact he has that one win over me, I have to face him AGAIN, what right does he have to challenge for this title? Because he avoided a sexual harassment lawsuit by figuratively bending over and letting Verona stick it in? I can sit here and name five random people off the top of my head that deserve this title shot more than the Ace.
Why not Lex Sense? Ace beat him to get his first shot, why not give Sense a fair shake. Just because he doesn’t have the world champion’s semen on his lips means he can’t get a shot at the belt? Here’s my theory, he was the runner up to being the number one contender, why must we waste a pay per view spot on such a lame guy? He’s not even entertaining anymore, he’s using the same style he did when he came into nCw. It’s boring. Plus, Lex Sense vs. Xavier Cross, just think of the plot, the intensity, and how much would be behind that kind of match, especially with the Brad Kane factor.
Why not Andrew Jacobsen? Is it fair that the kid wins a world title, loses it the next month, and then drops off the face of the earth? I mean this guy has more potential and talent than the Ace ever had. The Ace is like a used up piece of toilet paper, Jacobsen is a fresh face that still has a lot of undiscovered potential, and is a recent world champion. Where is his shake? Again, a more entertaining match that could come off this, and it would let Jacobsen get another chance to grab the reigns of a championship, and now that he has the pressure of winning a World Title off his chest, he might be able to do something great given the chance. Something the Ace has never done?
Why not Joe Everyman? Okay, we all know why not Joe….terrible decision on my part.
Why not Alex Jones? Yeah, his gimmick is almost as played out as the Ace is, but he’s at least far better at insulting or even coming up with an original thought, something the Ace hasn’t had in, what seems to be almost a decade. He’s been begging, pleading for a chance to reach a peak, something he hasn’t done in a while. I’m sure showing him a bit of gold at the end of the tunnel would put him through enough pace to bring out some of the classic Alex Jones we know and…we know..
Or better yet, how about management gives me a crack at their monster, Xander Famularo. The guy who can apparently tear through anyone he is put in the ring against. The Savior vs. The Monster, The Champion vs. The Monster, Xavier Cross vs. Xander Famularo. That sounds like a main event match to me, that sounds like a helluva a match to me. Matter of fact, I don’t know if I could even grasp how amazing that could be. There are fanboys across the globe who just got wet with even the slight mention of it.
Now there is always the chance, that if I can prove yet again, the Ace is a worthless sack of crap, you know as I’ve been saying for what seems to be a century now, that maybe I’ll be able to put this National Title back to it’s former glory, you know, what it had during that sweet 49ers match Adam Knite and myself have had.
But instead, I’m stuck, stuck on stupid it seems. Stuck in a rut that starts with Ace, and ends with a yawn. I feel like the hardest part of fighting him will be finding motivation to get out of bed, and actually make it to the arena. Maybe I’ll get lucky, and botch a piledriver or something and break his neck, but everyone out of the misery that’s been the Ace’s career.
All joking aside. You know what no. I really hate this guy. Like I know it’s probably not the most ‘PR’ thing to say, but out of all the people in the world, how hasn’t this assclap gotten AIDs, or Cancer, or hit by a runaway bus, or I don’t know, fell out of Big Ben or whatever those lame british people do with their time. Jerk off the David Beckham? I don’t know, and I really don’t care.
Oh yeah, just to clear something up, the reason they boo you, is because your boring, not entertaining, and kind of a twat. Anyway, back to my train of thought.
This National Title stands for everything I stand for, it represents the boldest, strongest, and proudest nation on the globe. ‘Merica.
So stand back Ace, because I’m about to Toby Keith your ass.
‘MERICA!
*****
“All healed…”
We see Xavier standing in front of a mirror, holding his rib cage with a grin on his face. Red hair is seen moving behind him, as he turns around, the camera shows Natalie Tyson grinning.
“What are you all smiles about?”
“It’s just nice; I can’t help but smile around you.”
“Is it because I’m awesome?”
“I mean, compared to that idiot you’re facing yes.”
“Plus, I would never give the ol’ Rapelesberger to a tranny to cheat on you.”
“Did you just make a…you know what, that joke was too stupid for me to even think of a witty response…”
“So how is your dad doing after that awesome thanksgiving feast we had?”
“He finally got over that hangover, I really can’t believe you two drank that many bottles of Makers Mark…”
“I was more terrified when he showed me his gun collection, I didn’t know if I was going to get murdered and or raped.”
“You’re awful.”
“And you love me…”
“I guess, mostly because you can cook, so damn well.”
“Like I said, I’m Awesome.”
“Call you Steve?”
“Steve Awesome…god I miss that guy…”
“The guy who looks like Russell Bran-“
“DON’T YOU EVER UTTER THAT NAME IN MY PRESENSE! HE’S A VILE, EVIL, PATHETIC ENGLISH MAN!”
“….and I’m in love with a psycho, awesome.”
“Yeah, pretty much…”
The two share a kiss before the camera fades.
