Post by Jimmy Zane on Nov 8, 2007 13:44:39 GMT -6
-=Tony, aka The Punisher, and Misery have jetted off to the Cayman Islands for some relaxation and rejuvination before the Punisher's huge tag team match with Adam Knite against the Brothers Holland in a steel cage. Four Step in, Two step out. This is for the World Tag Team Titles. The gold in which the Punisher and Adam Knite have held for over a month since winning them at Mind Games. The Punisher is walking down the beach towards Misery when he sees a lifeguard standing by her talking, obviously hitting on her. He strolls up to the guy and Misery and doesn't say a word.=-
-=Misery=- Hey, Tony. This is Mark. He is a lifeguard here.
-=The Punisher doesn't say anything. He just stands there with his arms crossed and glaring at this kid obviously hitting on his woman.=-
-=Mark=- Uh, hi there. (sticking his hand out to shake Tony's)
-=The Punisher just stands there looking at his hand in front of him and laughs a small laugh. He slowly pulls his hand back and looks away.=-
-=Misery=- Oh, don't worry about him, Mark. He is just practicing his tough guy look.
-=Mark=- Well, it's working. I better go.
-=The Punisher=- Yeah, good idea.
-=Misery=- Tony! Knock it off.
-=Mark=- Wait a minute. I know who you are now. You are the Punisher from nCw, right?
-=The Punisher=- Yeah, that's me.
-=Mark=- Wow, I have never met a real wrestler before. You are part of the AoV, right?
-=The Punisher=- Among other things, yes.
-=Mark=- Man, you guys got a tough match this week. Defending your titles against the Brothers Holland in a steel cage! Man, that's going to be an awesome match.
-=The Punisher=- It's my favorite kind of match, Mark, is it? You see, I am the king of the cage match. In my entire career, I have only lost one match inside the steel cage. The only reason I lost that one was.. well, nevermind that. The point is, I don't lose cage matches. Adam doesn't lose cage matches. These guys are some of the toughest sons a bitches I have ever been in the ring with. Dave and Milo are incredibaly resiliant and have a lot of heart, there is no accounting for that.
-=Mark=- So is that why you are here? Just relaxing?
-=The Punisher=- More like focusing, Mark. Focusing on the things that make the world go around. My girl. Fresh air. And getting in that ring and kicking some serious ass night in and night out. The Hollands know that we are as evenly matched in that cage as anyone in wrestling history. The team that doesn't make mistakes is the team that will walk out with the gold around their waists. The team that can hold their own and make sure the other team is off balance, is the team that will walk out with the gold around their waist. That team, Mark, will be the AoV.
-=Mark=- But what about their desire?
-=The Punisher=- Mark, I certainly don't take you for an idiot, but are you seriously questioning my desire?
-=Mark=- Well, it's a few days before a big pay per view show and you are on the beach.
-=The Punisher springs to his feet and Mark stands up. He pushes Mark down and locks his version of the SharpShooter on him right there on the sand.=-
-=Misery=- Let him go, Tony.
-=The Punisher=- Not until he apologizes!
-=Mark=- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (screaming in pain)
-=The Punisher=- SAY IT!
-=Mark=- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (yes, more pain)
-=The local police run up and knock the Punisher off of the kid and toss the handcuffs on him. They pull him to his feet as the kid lies on the ground screaming in pain from having the sharpshooter applied in such heavy fashion.=-
-=Police Officer=- I don't care how big of a celebrity you are, you can't put your hands on people. We are going to take a ride, Mr.
-=The Punisher=- Mis, call Adam, and go back to the room and get my wallet and come get me out.
-=Police Officer=- Who says we are letting you out? Come on!
-=The officer roughly pushes the Punisher towards the squad car. As they put him in, he makes eye contact with Misery who smiles and nods. She heads to the hotel room to do as the Punisher asked as the sound of sirens echoes down the street. The first thing she does is pick up the phone and calls Adam.=-
-=Misery=- Adam, its Misery. Tony just went to jail, and I am going to try and get him out now.
-=Adam Knite=- What did he go to jail for?
-=Misery=- Locking in the sharpshooter on a local.
-=Adam Knite=- A local?
-=Misery=- We are in Grand Cayman, Adam.
-=Adam Knite=- GRAND CAYMAN!!!!!!!
-=The scene fades to black as Misery and Adam Knite continue their conversation. She hangs up the phone and walks out the door.=-
-=Misery=- Hey, Tony. This is Mark. He is a lifeguard here.
-=The Punisher doesn't say anything. He just stands there with his arms crossed and glaring at this kid obviously hitting on his woman.=-
-=Mark=- Uh, hi there. (sticking his hand out to shake Tony's)
-=The Punisher just stands there looking at his hand in front of him and laughs a small laugh. He slowly pulls his hand back and looks away.=-
-=Misery=- Oh, don't worry about him, Mark. He is just practicing his tough guy look.
-=Mark=- Well, it's working. I better go.
-=The Punisher=- Yeah, good idea.
-=Misery=- Tony! Knock it off.
-=Mark=- Wait a minute. I know who you are now. You are the Punisher from nCw, right?
-=The Punisher=- Yeah, that's me.
-=Mark=- Wow, I have never met a real wrestler before. You are part of the AoV, right?
-=The Punisher=- Among other things, yes.
-=Mark=- Man, you guys got a tough match this week. Defending your titles against the Brothers Holland in a steel cage! Man, that's going to be an awesome match.
-=The Punisher=- It's my favorite kind of match, Mark, is it? You see, I am the king of the cage match. In my entire career, I have only lost one match inside the steel cage. The only reason I lost that one was.. well, nevermind that. The point is, I don't lose cage matches. Adam doesn't lose cage matches. These guys are some of the toughest sons a bitches I have ever been in the ring with. Dave and Milo are incredibaly resiliant and have a lot of heart, there is no accounting for that.
-=Mark=- So is that why you are here? Just relaxing?
-=The Punisher=- More like focusing, Mark. Focusing on the things that make the world go around. My girl. Fresh air. And getting in that ring and kicking some serious ass night in and night out. The Hollands know that we are as evenly matched in that cage as anyone in wrestling history. The team that doesn't make mistakes is the team that will walk out with the gold around their waists. The team that can hold their own and make sure the other team is off balance, is the team that will walk out with the gold around their waist. That team, Mark, will be the AoV.
-=Mark=- But what about their desire?
-=The Punisher=- Mark, I certainly don't take you for an idiot, but are you seriously questioning my desire?
-=Mark=- Well, it's a few days before a big pay per view show and you are on the beach.
-=The Punisher springs to his feet and Mark stands up. He pushes Mark down and locks his version of the SharpShooter on him right there on the sand.=-
-=Misery=- Let him go, Tony.
-=The Punisher=- Not until he apologizes!
-=Mark=- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (screaming in pain)
-=The Punisher=- SAY IT!
-=Mark=- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (yes, more pain)
-=The local police run up and knock the Punisher off of the kid and toss the handcuffs on him. They pull him to his feet as the kid lies on the ground screaming in pain from having the sharpshooter applied in such heavy fashion.=-
-=Police Officer=- I don't care how big of a celebrity you are, you can't put your hands on people. We are going to take a ride, Mr.
-=The Punisher=- Mis, call Adam, and go back to the room and get my wallet and come get me out.
-=Police Officer=- Who says we are letting you out? Come on!
-=The officer roughly pushes the Punisher towards the squad car. As they put him in, he makes eye contact with Misery who smiles and nods. She heads to the hotel room to do as the Punisher asked as the sound of sirens echoes down the street. The first thing she does is pick up the phone and calls Adam.=-
-=Misery=- Adam, its Misery. Tony just went to jail, and I am going to try and get him out now.
-=Adam Knite=- What did he go to jail for?
-=Misery=- Locking in the sharpshooter on a local.
-=Adam Knite=- A local?
-=Misery=- We are in Grand Cayman, Adam.
-=Adam Knite=- GRAND CAYMAN!!!!!!!
-=The scene fades to black as Misery and Adam Knite continue their conversation. She hangs up the phone and walks out the door.=-