Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on Dec 1, 2012 15:19:48 GMT -6
*We open in on a close up shot of Curtis D. Kanyon's eyes. We pull out a little more to see that his trusty sledgehammer is in front of his mouth.*
Curtis: Whoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.
*Curtis starts to laugh, his eyes wrinkling and head bobbing up and down.*
Curtis: You get that? You understand what that means!? I am worthy...me. Thor...speaks to me. He wishes to be brought back to the lime-light. He wants to see some epic battles. He wants me to trump his battle with Jotnar. He wants a war that would make Jormungandr jealous. And he will be jealous.
*The camera pulls back a bit more an Curtis lowers his hammer, resting it under his chin now.*
Curtis: Because if I can make a magnificent battle with just one opponent, imagine the possibilities with three! Three men that I will make kneel before me. They're going to get down on their hands and knees, I will make them all grovel at my feet. I will make them believers in the faith. Those who watch this vicious fight will have strong convictions to change their beliefs. And why not? Would it be that bad? Thor's already in pop culture, he's already got a day of the week named after him. Hell, the biggest planet in our solar system is named after him. He's seeping back into all our minds, it only makes sense. But there's one catch. You can't follow him if you're not worthy. I have been on a mission to make people worthy. Hel, I've been trying to make all of NCW worthy. But my opponents...they are not worthy, no one in the locker room has proven that they're worthy. But I will make them worthy. I will beat the worth into them.
*Curtis smirks as he takes a deep breath through his nostrils.*
Curtis: Stephen Kingsley is a criminal, but he's served his time and he's working hard to make a name for himself. He can't decide if he's a tag team wrestler or not, but he's trying. He has the capability to be worthy, but he ain't worthy yet. I've beaten him to Hel and back, I've defeated him time and again. And he's pissed off about it, which makes him more dangerous, and that makes me happy. I want Stephen at his most venomous, so that way, when I bring him down to his knees, he will truly know that he is unworthy of Thor's love in his current state. I want a ravenous mad man, so that I may quell the beast within and make him listen to the word. Make him see the glorious gift that I BANG! right into his face.
*Kanyon nods his head with a smarmy look on his face.*
Curtis: After I've presented the word to Stephen, I will pass the word along to Xavier Williams. He probably has a bigger criminal record than Kingsley! He needs a savior more than the rest. The King of Thrace would do wonders with a man like Xavier. But does Xavier want that? No! Because he is a fool. A fool that will learn that Thor is behind me. He will learn that Thor is a power too great to ignore. Thor will give me the strength to bring Xavier to his unwilling knees and look upon me with sorrow and mercy filling his eyes. But he will get none from me. He is unworthy, and he needs to earn his worth. It's not just about "winning" and "losing," it's about fighting on another level, fighting with a purpose, fighting for a deity of war and strategy. Giving your all in his name. That is being worthy.
*Curtis lifts his hammer up onto his shoulder as the camera pulls back a little more to see a table between it and Curtis.*
Curtis: Which leaves of course, Dexter Davis. Now, here is a man who is close to being worthy. Close...but not quite. He learned from me, he learned about me, and he took my X Championship. Great strategy, I cannot lie. But as much as I taught him, I didn't teach him everything. But I'll damn sure show him what he's missing, by smashing it into his face. Slaming him into the mat in ways he never thought possible. When I'm down mashing double D into the floor, his lady won't even recognize him. But not for revenge, like I said, he had great strategy. No, I will destroy him to make him worthy. To get that final point across, and make him see Thor for who he truly is. A god worth fighting for. Then, when Dexter is disfigured, Xavier is broken, Stephen is quenched, and all three are kneeling before me with the X title held high, that is when you all will see the glory that I bring to the mighty one.
*Curtis lifts his hammer and smashes it through the table, breaking it in half. He walks over the debris.*
Curtis: And when that glory is realized! When you all see what can truly be done! Then Kelly and all the other powers that be will realize that they have no other option but to give me Cross...or Ace if he is lucky this weekend...and a chance at the National title. I'll take it and hoist both belts in the air in the name of Thor! Because I! I am worthy! I wield the power of the mighty Thor, and I will reign as his champion n the top of NCW! This is MY tale! This is MY path to greatness! Enjoy the ride!
*Curtis swings his hammer into the camera and we cut to fuzz.*
Curtis: Whoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.
*Curtis starts to laugh, his eyes wrinkling and head bobbing up and down.*
Curtis: You get that? You understand what that means!? I am worthy...me. Thor...speaks to me. He wishes to be brought back to the lime-light. He wants to see some epic battles. He wants me to trump his battle with Jotnar. He wants a war that would make Jormungandr jealous. And he will be jealous.
*The camera pulls back a bit more an Curtis lowers his hammer, resting it under his chin now.*
Curtis: Because if I can make a magnificent battle with just one opponent, imagine the possibilities with three! Three men that I will make kneel before me. They're going to get down on their hands and knees, I will make them all grovel at my feet. I will make them believers in the faith. Those who watch this vicious fight will have strong convictions to change their beliefs. And why not? Would it be that bad? Thor's already in pop culture, he's already got a day of the week named after him. Hell, the biggest planet in our solar system is named after him. He's seeping back into all our minds, it only makes sense. But there's one catch. You can't follow him if you're not worthy. I have been on a mission to make people worthy. Hel, I've been trying to make all of NCW worthy. But my opponents...they are not worthy, no one in the locker room has proven that they're worthy. But I will make them worthy. I will beat the worth into them.
*Curtis smirks as he takes a deep breath through his nostrils.*
Curtis: Stephen Kingsley is a criminal, but he's served his time and he's working hard to make a name for himself. He can't decide if he's a tag team wrestler or not, but he's trying. He has the capability to be worthy, but he ain't worthy yet. I've beaten him to Hel and back, I've defeated him time and again. And he's pissed off about it, which makes him more dangerous, and that makes me happy. I want Stephen at his most venomous, so that way, when I bring him down to his knees, he will truly know that he is unworthy of Thor's love in his current state. I want a ravenous mad man, so that I may quell the beast within and make him listen to the word. Make him see the glorious gift that I BANG! right into his face.
*Kanyon nods his head with a smarmy look on his face.*
Curtis: After I've presented the word to Stephen, I will pass the word along to Xavier Williams. He probably has a bigger criminal record than Kingsley! He needs a savior more than the rest. The King of Thrace would do wonders with a man like Xavier. But does Xavier want that? No! Because he is a fool. A fool that will learn that Thor is behind me. He will learn that Thor is a power too great to ignore. Thor will give me the strength to bring Xavier to his unwilling knees and look upon me with sorrow and mercy filling his eyes. But he will get none from me. He is unworthy, and he needs to earn his worth. It's not just about "winning" and "losing," it's about fighting on another level, fighting with a purpose, fighting for a deity of war and strategy. Giving your all in his name. That is being worthy.
*Curtis lifts his hammer up onto his shoulder as the camera pulls back a little more to see a table between it and Curtis.*
Curtis: Which leaves of course, Dexter Davis. Now, here is a man who is close to being worthy. Close...but not quite. He learned from me, he learned about me, and he took my X Championship. Great strategy, I cannot lie. But as much as I taught him, I didn't teach him everything. But I'll damn sure show him what he's missing, by smashing it into his face. Slaming him into the mat in ways he never thought possible. When I'm down mashing double D into the floor, his lady won't even recognize him. But not for revenge, like I said, he had great strategy. No, I will destroy him to make him worthy. To get that final point across, and make him see Thor for who he truly is. A god worth fighting for. Then, when Dexter is disfigured, Xavier is broken, Stephen is quenched, and all three are kneeling before me with the X title held high, that is when you all will see the glory that I bring to the mighty one.
*Curtis lifts his hammer and smashes it through the table, breaking it in half. He walks over the debris.*
Curtis: And when that glory is realized! When you all see what can truly be done! Then Kelly and all the other powers that be will realize that they have no other option but to give me Cross...or Ace if he is lucky this weekend...and a chance at the National title. I'll take it and hoist both belts in the air in the name of Thor! Because I! I am worthy! I wield the power of the mighty Thor, and I will reign as his champion n the top of NCW! This is MY tale! This is MY path to greatness! Enjoy the ride!
*Curtis swings his hammer into the camera and we cut to fuzz.*
