Post by Dexter Davis on Dec 1, 2012 19:14:59 GMT -6
I can't believe I am about to pull this off right now. Do you know how hard is it to get an emu past a ton of hotel workers? Its nearly impossible but somehow I managed to do it. Thanks to Brad, I found a place where I was able to pay for this animal for a while. Smells terrible. Kinda like Stephen Kingsley. I open the door to my room where Freya is taking a nap all spread out on the bed. She looks so cute right now. Just a damn shame this has to happen.
Dex: God this is going to be fantastic...
After I get my cell phone up, ready to record this reaction. The emu is right next to the bed as I'm trying not to laugh knowing how badly this is going to freak my wife out.
Dex: Freya, hon, wake up. Its time to head out for dinner, okay?
Freya sticks her head up as she stretches. Once I see her open her eyes she is face to face with her most hated animal. This will probably get us kicked out of this hotel. Freya blinks a couple of times as the emu makes a noise.
Freya: WHAT THE ****ING **** IS THIS ****ING ****?!
She backs up on the bed as she's becoming super scared. I keep recording as Freya is trying to make as much distance as she possibly can between herself and the emu. I'm chuckling as she hasn't noticed me yet.
Freya: Oh ****. What... how do I get out of here!?
Now she's in full blown panic mode as she backs into a corner and tries to hide herself as the emu walks around the room just looking about. Freya grabs a shoe to defend herself as she finally sees me.
Freya: YOU JACKASS! GET IT OUT OF HERE!
Dex: Get what out of here?
Freya: THAT STUPID ****ING EMU!
Dex: Oh that emu. Why would I do that?
Freya's now a mix of angry, upset, scared, and panicked. This is something else. Should make for a good YouTube video.
Freya: Because I hate it! They scare me half to death. Its a disgusting creature that doesn't serve a purpose at all except to scare me!
Dex: Well, I can get rid of it on one condition.
Freya: Anything!
I smile before kneeling down in front of her.
Dex: I want you to stop telling Lacey those stupid things you've been telling her. You know that isn't the right thing to do. She's impressionable and what you're doing is completely disgusting. I chose not to tell Brad about this because I love you and don't want to see you dead. We got a deal?
Freya: YES! Just get it out of here!!!
I stand back up and take the emu out of the room before shutting the door. Their problem now. I help Freya up as she slaps me a couple of times.
Freya: You didn't need the emu to tell me this!
Dex: I thought it would make a bigger impression. Plus it was pretty hilarious to boot. So if I hear any of that coming out of Lacey's mouth, your punishment will be more severe.
Freya: Yes'sir.
Dex: Now I was serious about getting some dinner. Get yourself all sexied up.
She nods her head before going off to the bathroom. I sit on the bed and chuckle. That worked pretty well. Not that I thought it wouldn't. Love the woman but my god she makes some terrible decisions.
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Dex: God this is going to be fantastic...
After I get my cell phone up, ready to record this reaction. The emu is right next to the bed as I'm trying not to laugh knowing how badly this is going to freak my wife out.
Dex: Freya, hon, wake up. Its time to head out for dinner, okay?
Freya sticks her head up as she stretches. Once I see her open her eyes she is face to face with her most hated animal. This will probably get us kicked out of this hotel. Freya blinks a couple of times as the emu makes a noise.
Freya: WHAT THE ****ING **** IS THIS ****ING ****?!
She backs up on the bed as she's becoming super scared. I keep recording as Freya is trying to make as much distance as she possibly can between herself and the emu. I'm chuckling as she hasn't noticed me yet.
Freya: Oh ****. What... how do I get out of here!?
Now she's in full blown panic mode as she backs into a corner and tries to hide herself as the emu walks around the room just looking about. Freya grabs a shoe to defend herself as she finally sees me.
Freya: YOU JACKASS! GET IT OUT OF HERE!
Dex: Get what out of here?
Freya: THAT STUPID ****ING EMU!
Dex: Oh that emu. Why would I do that?
Freya's now a mix of angry, upset, scared, and panicked. This is something else. Should make for a good YouTube video.
Freya: Because I hate it! They scare me half to death. Its a disgusting creature that doesn't serve a purpose at all except to scare me!
Dex: Well, I can get rid of it on one condition.
Freya: Anything!
I smile before kneeling down in front of her.
Dex: I want you to stop telling Lacey those stupid things you've been telling her. You know that isn't the right thing to do. She's impressionable and what you're doing is completely disgusting. I chose not to tell Brad about this because I love you and don't want to see you dead. We got a deal?
Freya: YES! Just get it out of here!!!
I stand back up and take the emu out of the room before shutting the door. Their problem now. I help Freya up as she slaps me a couple of times.
Freya: You didn't need the emu to tell me this!
Dex: I thought it would make a bigger impression. Plus it was pretty hilarious to boot. So if I hear any of that coming out of Lacey's mouth, your punishment will be more severe.
Freya: Yes'sir.
Dex: Now I was serious about getting some dinner. Get yourself all sexied up.
She nods her head before going off to the bathroom. I sit on the bed and chuckle. That worked pretty well. Not that I thought it wouldn't. Love the woman but my god she makes some terrible decisions.
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"Tomorrow night is the big night isn't it gentlemen? The night where my first legacy is defined in this reign as X Champion. I know it'll be tough but I think I can do. I have been placed in some hairy situations before and managed to come out in pretty decent shape. Like the time when I was eleven years old. I got into a fight at school against a couple of older kids. Thought I sold them out for cheating on a test.
I explained to them that I had nothing to do with it. It didn't matter. I had to fight that day. It was tough. I got a black eye and a couple of stitches but I still walked away with my head held high. I didn't win. No, but I still walked away with my pride. You see, sometimes, in wrestling there are things more important than a title. While I love this title, its great, and I want to hold onto it as long as possible to carve out my name in history, this will not be what defines me.
Unlike my wife, I don't feel the need to win championships to define myself in professional wrestling. Best show these fans get. This is what I love about this business. I don't care for people who try to harm others with their words. I don't care about it if someone tries to stab me in the back. That only shows someone's true colors.
Though a quick tangent if I might. Jennifer Williams, never do that again. Do you understand me? Never will you bring up Freya's boys with Joe Ragnal. I loved those kids as my own and what you said was completely over the line. Shows what kind of person you really are.
Still at least whatever other people say it is still half way coherent. Let me see if I understand this, Kingsley. You went to prison for something your own brother did? He went to hunt a croc, which is illegal I guess but you killed one which is equally illegal? I don't understand what the hell you just went on that story about. I really don't. I listened to it a few times and still came away with this feeling as if you didn't even know what you were talking about.
Maybe you just enjoying hearing yourself talk. There are so many unanswered questions about your story time that it just... it makes me wonder if you were able to get past the sixth grade or if you were held back until you were 18 and they were pretty much forced to kick your ass out of the school. I mean, dude, you don't offer much to the world. I'm not trying to be an asshole but my mama always told me to be honest with people.
So I'm just being honest. You just don't offer wrestling, society, women, or you family anything really worth while. No one cares, Stephen. I'm sorry to say this to you so bluntly but its just that you got hired for some reason. The company needed some tag teams, you got a job, and that was the end of it. You backed into a job where you have no business being there. You are a terrible wrestler and you make zero sense.
I refuse to sugar coat this like anyone else. Stephen Kingsley, if you win this X Championship, I will have lost all faith in humanity. I'm a very optimistic person so in this should tell you something.
Curtis. Brother. You might be one of the greatest things in professional wrestling history. I meant person, sorry. You have this certain charisma to you. Hell, I found myself hoping you win this weekend for a little bit. Your personality is so infectious. You just don't care what people really think of you. Its a great way to be in this profession. I honestly hope you do go onto get a National Title shot at some point.
Just that you will not be holding my X Championship at the same time.
Xavier Williams? Always a pleasure, sir. Nothing more can really be said about how I think about you. How much I respect you as a wrestler and a man. Bravo, sir. Keep it up.
Tomorrow night. I make my first defense as the X Champion, finally. Good luck gentlemen, and Kingsley. By the way, Kingsley, your countrymen are a very vulgar bunch of people on Call of Duty. Just terrible."
I explained to them that I had nothing to do with it. It didn't matter. I had to fight that day. It was tough. I got a black eye and a couple of stitches but I still walked away with my head held high. I didn't win. No, but I still walked away with my pride. You see, sometimes, in wrestling there are things more important than a title. While I love this title, its great, and I want to hold onto it as long as possible to carve out my name in history, this will not be what defines me.
Unlike my wife, I don't feel the need to win championships to define myself in professional wrestling. Best show these fans get. This is what I love about this business. I don't care for people who try to harm others with their words. I don't care about it if someone tries to stab me in the back. That only shows someone's true colors.
Though a quick tangent if I might. Jennifer Williams, never do that again. Do you understand me? Never will you bring up Freya's boys with Joe Ragnal. I loved those kids as my own and what you said was completely over the line. Shows what kind of person you really are.
Still at least whatever other people say it is still half way coherent. Let me see if I understand this, Kingsley. You went to prison for something your own brother did? He went to hunt a croc, which is illegal I guess but you killed one which is equally illegal? I don't understand what the hell you just went on that story about. I really don't. I listened to it a few times and still came away with this feeling as if you didn't even know what you were talking about.
Maybe you just enjoying hearing yourself talk. There are so many unanswered questions about your story time that it just... it makes me wonder if you were able to get past the sixth grade or if you were held back until you were 18 and they were pretty much forced to kick your ass out of the school. I mean, dude, you don't offer much to the world. I'm not trying to be an asshole but my mama always told me to be honest with people.
So I'm just being honest. You just don't offer wrestling, society, women, or you family anything really worth while. No one cares, Stephen. I'm sorry to say this to you so bluntly but its just that you got hired for some reason. The company needed some tag teams, you got a job, and that was the end of it. You backed into a job where you have no business being there. You are a terrible wrestler and you make zero sense.
I refuse to sugar coat this like anyone else. Stephen Kingsley, if you win this X Championship, I will have lost all faith in humanity. I'm a very optimistic person so in this should tell you something.
Curtis. Brother. You might be one of the greatest things in professional wrestling history. I meant person, sorry. You have this certain charisma to you. Hell, I found myself hoping you win this weekend for a little bit. Your personality is so infectious. You just don't care what people really think of you. Its a great way to be in this profession. I honestly hope you do go onto get a National Title shot at some point.
Just that you will not be holding my X Championship at the same time.
Xavier Williams? Always a pleasure, sir. Nothing more can really be said about how I think about you. How much I respect you as a wrestler and a man. Bravo, sir. Keep it up.
Tomorrow night. I make my first defense as the X Champion, finally. Good luck gentlemen, and Kingsley. By the way, Kingsley, your countrymen are a very vulgar bunch of people on Call of Duty. Just terrible."
