Post by Matt Shannon on Feb 28, 2008 16:58:52 GMT -6
Previously in "Thank God it's Friday's," the Sports Nutz and "The Excellent Gordie" Gordon Heath caused the TGI Friday's crew major headaches. They cut in front of a couple and sat themselves at a table that only sat two people, so Gordie pulled a chair out from under an elderly lady. However, the Sports Nutz and Gordon Heath weren't the only nCw superstars at Friday's...
Shot opens inside TGI Friday's in North Richland Hills, TX. "The Icon" Matt Margera, along with his supposed cousin Bam. They just finished their meal and dessert and are now finishing their drinks; Matt sipping on an iced tea, and Bam on a Dr. Pepper and a bottle of Miller Lite.
MATT MARGERA
So on Sunday, I get my first match in nCw as part of the Sovereign pre-show, Wired.
BAM MARGERA
Who are you wrestling?
MATT MARGERA
I'm in a triple threat match against Jon Michaels and Buddy Witkowski.
BAM MARGERA
Excuse me... Buddy Wit... Huh?
MATT MARGERA
Look, his name doesn't matter. I tried to piece together some sort of gameplan against him by studying his video tape, but his match was so damn boring that I nearly fell asleep! I mean, how many wrestlers walk down to the ring with no music, do nothing but long ten minute headlocks, and dress in the most generic outfits this side of the 1950s?
BAM MARGERA
Apparently Buddy Willy Wonka does.
MATT MARGERA
And then of course there's Jon Michaels, who I've worked with in the NAWA. That guy always seems to be so uptight and angry. He needs to relax every now and then. Not to mention that my Benihana is better than his Thrillerkick.
Bam spots Gordie, George and Craig. However, Gordie, George and Craig don't notice Matt and Bam.
BAM MARGERA
Psst, Matt. Is that who I think it is?
Bam nods his head in the direction of Gordie, George and Craig as Matt turns to see them.
MATT MARGERA
Well I'll be a monkey's uncle if it isn't Gordon Heath, George Dunpork and Craig Mueller.
BAM MARGERA
Poor waiter. He keeps being sent for something else on every single trip. Why can't those guys just ask for everything on one trip, then send him on another only if he forgets something?
MATT MARGERA
When you think you're better than everyone else, Bam, you tend to forget about common courtesy.
Matt takes a sip of his tea and out of the corner of his eye, he notices a big white van parked outside. An evil grin comes over Matt's face.
BAM MARGERA
What are you thinking?
MATT MARGERA
I'm thinking that the van out there is the Sportsmobile, the mode of transportation that Gordon Heath and the Sports Nutz use to get to their destinations.
BAM MARGERA
Yeah, what about it?
MATT MARGERA
Look, I'll tell you outside.
Matt flags down the waiter and hands him the check, telling him that they don't need any change. Matt and Bam head outside. Fade out, and fade back in as over thirty minutes has passed. The Sports Nutz and Gordon Heath are storming out of the restaurant after having to pay their tab, sporting bruises from the pummeling they got from the waitstaff when they tried to skip their tab.
GORDON HEATH
Those damn punks! Making us pay for our food when we're celebrities! Don't they know that we're entitled to preferential treatment?!
Craig and George just shake their heads.
CRAIG MUELLER
Let's just get out of here.
GEORGE DUNPORK
I'm still hungry. Let's go to IHOP. Gordie, Craig... you two could have some hot tea to relieve the stress while I pig out on pancakes, sausage and bacon.
Gordie, Craig and George walk up on the Sportsmobile, which has "SPORTSMOBILE" in big red letters written on it. However, Gordie, Craig and George are none too pleased when they see it vandalized with black spraypaint, with various messages ranging from "SPORTS HAVE NO NUTZ!" to "GEORGE FATPORK!" Gordie's head is shaking in anger and turning red as Craig and George look on, concerned at what Gordie may do. Several people walk by and giggle at what's happened to the Sportsmobile. Gordie slowly walks over to the other side, with a simple message spraypainted on it...
THE ICON WUZ HERE!
That seems to be the last straw for Gordie, as he looks to the sky and...
GORDON HEATH
AAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
takes a small breath...
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
takes one last breath, then kicks the van...
AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!
Gordie gets down on his knees, buries his face in his hands and sobs as Craig and George just stand there, not knowing what to do as the scene comes to an end.
Shot opens inside TGI Friday's in North Richland Hills, TX. "The Icon" Matt Margera, along with his supposed cousin Bam. They just finished their meal and dessert and are now finishing their drinks; Matt sipping on an iced tea, and Bam on a Dr. Pepper and a bottle of Miller Lite.
MATT MARGERA
So on Sunday, I get my first match in nCw as part of the Sovereign pre-show, Wired.
BAM MARGERA
Who are you wrestling?
MATT MARGERA
I'm in a triple threat match against Jon Michaels and Buddy Witkowski.
BAM MARGERA
Excuse me... Buddy Wit... Huh?
MATT MARGERA
Look, his name doesn't matter. I tried to piece together some sort of gameplan against him by studying his video tape, but his match was so damn boring that I nearly fell asleep! I mean, how many wrestlers walk down to the ring with no music, do nothing but long ten minute headlocks, and dress in the most generic outfits this side of the 1950s?
BAM MARGERA
Apparently Buddy Willy Wonka does.
MATT MARGERA
And then of course there's Jon Michaels, who I've worked with in the NAWA. That guy always seems to be so uptight and angry. He needs to relax every now and then. Not to mention that my Benihana is better than his Thrillerkick.
Bam spots Gordie, George and Craig. However, Gordie, George and Craig don't notice Matt and Bam.
BAM MARGERA
Psst, Matt. Is that who I think it is?
Bam nods his head in the direction of Gordie, George and Craig as Matt turns to see them.
MATT MARGERA
Well I'll be a monkey's uncle if it isn't Gordon Heath, George Dunpork and Craig Mueller.
BAM MARGERA
Poor waiter. He keeps being sent for something else on every single trip. Why can't those guys just ask for everything on one trip, then send him on another only if he forgets something?
MATT MARGERA
When you think you're better than everyone else, Bam, you tend to forget about common courtesy.
Matt takes a sip of his tea and out of the corner of his eye, he notices a big white van parked outside. An evil grin comes over Matt's face.
BAM MARGERA
What are you thinking?
MATT MARGERA
I'm thinking that the van out there is the Sportsmobile, the mode of transportation that Gordon Heath and the Sports Nutz use to get to their destinations.
BAM MARGERA
Yeah, what about it?
MATT MARGERA
Look, I'll tell you outside.
Matt flags down the waiter and hands him the check, telling him that they don't need any change. Matt and Bam head outside. Fade out, and fade back in as over thirty minutes has passed. The Sports Nutz and Gordon Heath are storming out of the restaurant after having to pay their tab, sporting bruises from the pummeling they got from the waitstaff when they tried to skip their tab.
GORDON HEATH
Those damn punks! Making us pay for our food when we're celebrities! Don't they know that we're entitled to preferential treatment?!
Craig and George just shake their heads.
CRAIG MUELLER
Let's just get out of here.
GEORGE DUNPORK
I'm still hungry. Let's go to IHOP. Gordie, Craig... you two could have some hot tea to relieve the stress while I pig out on pancakes, sausage and bacon.
Gordie, Craig and George walk up on the Sportsmobile, which has "SPORTSMOBILE" in big red letters written on it. However, Gordie, Craig and George are none too pleased when they see it vandalized with black spraypaint, with various messages ranging from "SPORTS HAVE NO NUTZ!" to "GEORGE FATPORK!" Gordie's head is shaking in anger and turning red as Craig and George look on, concerned at what Gordie may do. Several people walk by and giggle at what's happened to the Sportsmobile. Gordie slowly walks over to the other side, with a simple message spraypainted on it...
THE ICON WUZ HERE!
That seems to be the last straw for Gordie, as he looks to the sky and...
GORDON HEATH
AAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
takes a small breath...
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
takes one last breath, then kicks the van...
AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!
Gordie gets down on his knees, buries his face in his hands and sobs as Craig and George just stand there, not knowing what to do as the scene comes to an end.
