Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on Jan 16, 2013 15:02:28 GMT -6
*We open on Curtis D. Kanyon sitting upon his throne. He pet's his sledgehammer as if it were a cat in his lap.*
Curtis: Opportunity...there's time's where you sit back and wait for it, there's time's where you go out and take it. There's time's where it passes you by...and there's time's where it just comes knocking on your door and demanding to come inside. This Sunday, opportunity is a knockin'.
*We fade to a scene from earlier in the day. Curtis is with Stephen and Cyrus in the locker room.*
Curtis: Men, this Sunday is just the thing we've been waiting for! I know we hit a bump last week, but that is just a reminder. A reminder from Thor that we need to be on our A game. A reminder that in war their are wins and losses, but a war takes time. We are not defined by one win or by one loss, but by the journey to our goals. The mighty one fought against the giants as you know. Once, they tricked our lord, they bested him, however, through his foils, he became a better god. And he eventually went on to beat the **** out of those bastards.
Stephen: Hell yeah he did mate.
Curtis: And when his goals were in sight, he fought harder, he brought the lightening storms most vicious, and he won the day. Well gentlemen, one of goals will be right in front of us. Thor smiles upon us this day, because we bring him glory through battle. The National champion, the belt that is currently in my sights, is right there in front of us. And along side the champion is the former champion, the man who caused me to see Thor in the first place. So it comes full circle, some might say coincidence. I say thee nay! This is no coincidence, this is Thor's plan! This is what he deemed appropriate. I have grown his following, and he has rewarded me with this chance to make a statement on the National champion.
Cyrus: Sounds like the mighty one really wants you to have that belt.
Curtis: The mighty one wants a hel of a fight, and he knows that hoisting the National Title in his name would bring much glory. But to get that shot, we need to make a statement. As Jacobsen and Ace bicker and be a craptastic tag team, we as colleagues will take the opportunity to wrestle laps around these two. We will take this opportunity to punch and kick these two all over the ring. We will take this opportunity to prove to Jacobsen that it is not the petty womanizing Ace that he should worry about, but the Church of Thor breathing down his neck that should cause his ire! Are you with me men!
Stephen and Cyrus: YEAH!
Curtis: Not only will we prove to Jacobsen that I am the only thing he needs to worry about, but we will continue to show the tag team prowess of Stephen and sooner than later, I promise you we will get the both of you a tag team title shot! The Church of Thor is here to stay! In fact...I believe it will continue to grow! We will not be held down, we will not be kept quiet! We will wage a war on NCW the likes of which no one has ever seen before! Are you with me men!
Stephen and Cyrus: YEAH!
Curtis: We are the breakers! We are the worthy! We will overcome! Are you with me men!
Stephen and Cyrus: YEAH!
*We fade back to Curtis sitting on his throne. The camera in nice and tight on that angry looking face.*
Curtis: I have made no mistake about what I want. I have laid claim that the object which I wish to obtain next is the National Championship. It passed through my former adversary Ace's hands. The man that gave me a battle so glorious, it made me see the lightening. The Ace brought me to the mighty one, and for that I thank him. And I wish to thank him, by brutalizing his face. But that belt that I have made my goal, it has moved on to Jacobsen, and for that, he should be worried. He should be qualm, and no one should wonder why. This is my opportunity to make a statement. My eyes burn with lightening! My roar booms with thunder! This Sunday, Stephen and I represent Thor as we face these two warriors, and we will stand triumphant! We will stand with our heads held high!
*Curtis stands up and slams the head of his sledgehammer straight down into the earth.*
Curtis: You both shall kneel! Kneel before your wrestling masters! You will kneel before our thunder god! You will know that we are your betters, and you will kneel in fear, begging for mercy! But I ask for no quarter, and I give no quarter! You will learn what the Church of Thor is all about this Sunday gentlemen, and you will not enjoy it. For you are not worthy. Your worlds will be broken, in the name of Thor!
*Curtis raises his hammer in the air as the scene fades out.*
Curtis: Opportunity...there's time's where you sit back and wait for it, there's time's where you go out and take it. There's time's where it passes you by...and there's time's where it just comes knocking on your door and demanding to come inside. This Sunday, opportunity is a knockin'.
*We fade to a scene from earlier in the day. Curtis is with Stephen and Cyrus in the locker room.*
Curtis: Men, this Sunday is just the thing we've been waiting for! I know we hit a bump last week, but that is just a reminder. A reminder from Thor that we need to be on our A game. A reminder that in war their are wins and losses, but a war takes time. We are not defined by one win or by one loss, but by the journey to our goals. The mighty one fought against the giants as you know. Once, they tricked our lord, they bested him, however, through his foils, he became a better god. And he eventually went on to beat the **** out of those bastards.
Stephen: Hell yeah he did mate.
Curtis: And when his goals were in sight, he fought harder, he brought the lightening storms most vicious, and he won the day. Well gentlemen, one of goals will be right in front of us. Thor smiles upon us this day, because we bring him glory through battle. The National champion, the belt that is currently in my sights, is right there in front of us. And along side the champion is the former champion, the man who caused me to see Thor in the first place. So it comes full circle, some might say coincidence. I say thee nay! This is no coincidence, this is Thor's plan! This is what he deemed appropriate. I have grown his following, and he has rewarded me with this chance to make a statement on the National champion.
Cyrus: Sounds like the mighty one really wants you to have that belt.
Curtis: The mighty one wants a hel of a fight, and he knows that hoisting the National Title in his name would bring much glory. But to get that shot, we need to make a statement. As Jacobsen and Ace bicker and be a craptastic tag team, we as colleagues will take the opportunity to wrestle laps around these two. We will take this opportunity to punch and kick these two all over the ring. We will take this opportunity to prove to Jacobsen that it is not the petty womanizing Ace that he should worry about, but the Church of Thor breathing down his neck that should cause his ire! Are you with me men!
Stephen and Cyrus: YEAH!
Curtis: Not only will we prove to Jacobsen that I am the only thing he needs to worry about, but we will continue to show the tag team prowess of Stephen and sooner than later, I promise you we will get the both of you a tag team title shot! The Church of Thor is here to stay! In fact...I believe it will continue to grow! We will not be held down, we will not be kept quiet! We will wage a war on NCW the likes of which no one has ever seen before! Are you with me men!
Stephen and Cyrus: YEAH!
Curtis: We are the breakers! We are the worthy! We will overcome! Are you with me men!
Stephen and Cyrus: YEAH!
*We fade back to Curtis sitting on his throne. The camera in nice and tight on that angry looking face.*
Curtis: I have made no mistake about what I want. I have laid claim that the object which I wish to obtain next is the National Championship. It passed through my former adversary Ace's hands. The man that gave me a battle so glorious, it made me see the lightening. The Ace brought me to the mighty one, and for that I thank him. And I wish to thank him, by brutalizing his face. But that belt that I have made my goal, it has moved on to Jacobsen, and for that, he should be worried. He should be qualm, and no one should wonder why. This is my opportunity to make a statement. My eyes burn with lightening! My roar booms with thunder! This Sunday, Stephen and I represent Thor as we face these two warriors, and we will stand triumphant! We will stand with our heads held high!
*Curtis stands up and slams the head of his sledgehammer straight down into the earth.*
Curtis: You both shall kneel! Kneel before your wrestling masters! You will kneel before our thunder god! You will know that we are your betters, and you will kneel in fear, begging for mercy! But I ask for no quarter, and I give no quarter! You will learn what the Church of Thor is all about this Sunday gentlemen, and you will not enjoy it. For you are not worthy. Your worlds will be broken, in the name of Thor!
*Curtis raises his hammer in the air as the scene fades out.*