Post by Joe Everyman on Jan 19, 2013 18:38:50 GMT -6
Give me a word - give me a sign
Show me where to look - tell me what will I find?
Show me where to look - tell me what will I find?
Another week. Another win. It's almost getting too easy for us. A new team forms, and just like that, we beat them down. And this week, we get the chance to do it again. AC Douglas, a new up and comer here in nCw has teamed up with..... wait, is this correct?
...it is? Seriously?
Ugh...
Todd Williams.
Why can't he just go away? And, I'm dead serious about that. Todd, please go away. Nobody wants you here. Everybody laughs at you. Nobody comes to your parties. Your merchandise is almost the lowest selling, and the only reason it's not the lowest is because the Cat Lady is still around sometimes. I mean, someone could premier on television next week and they would immediately sell more than you! And do you know why? Because, the Todd Williams brand is dead.
It's been dead for a long time. You haven't been relevant in... god, nearly a year now? Has it really been that long? It's amazing how the mighty can fall after a light breeze hits their castle. You've been nothing for such a long time now Todd, do you remember what it's like to be a winner? Cause I do. I was at the bottom of the barrel for so long. I knew what it was like to feel like a failure week in and week out. But then, Davey came and rescued my career. He rejuvenated me. Not only that, but he rejuvenated himself through me. He aided each other, and propelled ourselves to the top once again. And what have you done in that time? Absolutely nothing. What have I done in that time? Revolutionized a division. Gained a great friend. Took Gib and Simon to the limit. Got a dog. And I have a baby on the way. So, you know... WAY better.
But, the honest truth about you is, Todd... your name pissed me off. Hearing about you pisses me off. Seeing you pisses me off. So, instead, I'm going to forget about the horrible human being that is Todd Williams and move on to someone more worthy of my breath... a one AC Douglas. Air Conditioning Douglas is a new wrestler here, for those unaware. I've seen tapes of him from outside of nCw, and I must say, I'm impressed. He's got what it takes to do some things here. If it wasn't for Todd being in the match, I would honestly say that I would be less than ready for a man of your stature. But, that's not the case for this. You see, this is a tag team match. Davey and I, versus you and... Todd. And, honestly... it's Todd. That automatically makes it a handicap match. And, I don't think you've got what it takes to take on two of this division's top stars.
I know you have what it takes to stand tall in this company. Hell, I even think you've got what it takes to eventually hold a championship or two. But not now, not ever, will you be able to stand up to the likes of Davey Ortega and Joe Everyman. Our team is just too solid. We are just too damn good to let someone like you overtake us. And at the end of the night this Sunday, you'll realize it too. And then, you will realize that you, are indeed, second rate.
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Yes, I'm trying out a new catchphrase. I'm sorry, it's an off week for me. Regardless! Davey and I equals win. Todd and Air Conditioning equal loss. Simple as that.
Lay me on the ground and fly me in the sky
Show me where to look - tell me what will I find?
Show me where to look - tell me what will I find?