Post by Cabeza del Queso on Feb 1, 2013 19:06:17 GMT -6
*We open in on both members of Cabeza del Queso sitting in two fancy chairs in a fancy library room with a roaring fireplace behind and between them.*
El Nacho: Welcome-o to lucha libre theatre! We wish to enlighten-o you on all things lucha. You see, we are the best luchadores in the world. Our opponents are not-o.
Dinero: YOU KNOW! We fly, we amazin', we kick it like no other! Just watch us, since we were awesome since day one!
*We cut to a scene of Nacho and Dinero looking exactly the same, but Dinero is wearing an oversized hat and Nacho is holding an over-sized lollipop.*
El Nacho: Here we are-o, it is I, eight year old El Nacho Loco, with my bestest amigo, 8 year old Dinero Suave! Walking down the streets of Mehico!
Dinero: Yes...we are walking...in Mexico...
El Nacho: Look! It is bullie-os, bullying kids...in a wrestling ring!
Dinero: We have only practiced lucha libre at home, are we, 8 years old and all, ready for such a challenge?
*El Nacho looks up to the sky.*
El Nacho: Si! We can and will-o.
*El Nacho and Dinero run into a ring nearby and attack the bullies. We quick cut to the aftermath with the bullies on the floor as "8 year old" Cabeza del Queso stands triumphant. The weak kid comes up to them.*
Weak Kid: Thank you two! You are truly the greatest luchadores Mexico--
El Nacho: Mehico.
Weak Kid: --Mehico has ever seen!
El Nacho: Yes..yes we are!
*We cut back to the fancy library.*
Dinero: Ah yes, the old days. When we first learned our awesomittude!
El Nacho: Indeed-o, an awesomittude that would continue...even through high school.
*We cut to Cabeza walking down a high school hallway. Looking the same as usual, only El nacho is wearing a backwaards cap and Dinero is holding a skateboard.*
Dinero: I love...skateboarding...in Mexico! Where I am the best...just as I am at lucha...libre.
El Nacho: Si-o! We are the valedictorianos of this school as well as being the best-o athletic phenominons that Mehico has ever seen.
*A scream is heard off in the distance. They go running and see the same weak kid from when they were "eight" looking exactly the same, only he has a mustache drawn on his upper lip. He's standing in a ring as some ner-do-wells circle him.*
Ner-do-well: We are going to take all your lunch money...and your prom date, and no one can save you!
El Nacho: We can!
*Cut to the aftermath and all the ner-do-wells lay on the ground, holding their heads.*
Dinero: You are...safe my friend.
Weak Kid: Thank you El Nacho Loco and Dinero Suave! You truly are the greatest wrestlers, skateboarders, and scholars that Mehico has ever seen! Some day, you will be our best export as well and will rule the wrestling world! Perhaps even as the Muy Better champeones of the world!
El Nacho: I have a feeling-o you're right little buddy. Ha ha ha!
*El Nacho winks at the camera. The scene then cuts back to the fancy library.*
El Nacho: As you can see-o, we have much history as the muy betterest luchadores ever. The fact that Team America did not have the gall to take us up on our offer just shows how scared they are. Now we must-o earn our shots against two teams! Those second-o rate losers that already lost to Team America-o, and a team that's not even a team! Sure, they are friends, but everyone knows that Kingsley and Cyrus are the tag team-o Criminal Minds, but they pair Kingsley with Curtis. I mean-o, we love Curtis, but we will not let that deter us from winning this match and beating this non-team-o and this loser team-o. This is not justified! We should have the shot now. We should have our match with Team America. Why did our shot have to go to those people?
Dinero: Whoa! Dude! You cannot say that!
El Nacho: What? We're in a fancy place, they aren't around to hear us. They wouldn't be here.
Dinero: Dude! What the hell are you saying!? "Those people?"
El Nacho: Yeah..."those people"...as in a new tag team-o. New tag team-os are always getting priority over us! We're the only original team left for Team America to fight-o! So bring on your Church people and your Second Rate losers! We can take them-o!
Dinero: Darn right we can take those sucka chumps! We going to roll through those punk turkeys and rock the night away as the new numba one contendaaaaaas! Ya-ee-yayuh!
El Nacho: Our opponents don't stand a chance, because we are the best that has ever come from Mehico. We are the best in the tag team-o world! We are Dinero Suave!
Dinero: Peso peso y'all!
El Nacho: Eee I am Eeeeeeeellllllll Naaaaaachooooooo Looooooocooooooo! And we are Cabeza del Queso! Watch out Riders and Thorites, because-o you are the cheese...and you're about to get cut!
*El Nacho points at the camera as the scene fades out.*
El Nacho: Welcome-o to lucha libre theatre! We wish to enlighten-o you on all things lucha. You see, we are the best luchadores in the world. Our opponents are not-o.
Dinero: YOU KNOW! We fly, we amazin', we kick it like no other! Just watch us, since we were awesome since day one!
*We cut to a scene of Nacho and Dinero looking exactly the same, but Dinero is wearing an oversized hat and Nacho is holding an over-sized lollipop.*
El Nacho: Here we are-o, it is I, eight year old El Nacho Loco, with my bestest amigo, 8 year old Dinero Suave! Walking down the streets of Mehico!
Dinero: Yes...we are walking...in Mexico...
El Nacho: Look! It is bullie-os, bullying kids...in a wrestling ring!
Dinero: We have only practiced lucha libre at home, are we, 8 years old and all, ready for such a challenge?
*El Nacho looks up to the sky.*
El Nacho: Si! We can and will-o.
*El Nacho and Dinero run into a ring nearby and attack the bullies. We quick cut to the aftermath with the bullies on the floor as "8 year old" Cabeza del Queso stands triumphant. The weak kid comes up to them.*
Weak Kid: Thank you two! You are truly the greatest luchadores Mexico--
El Nacho: Mehico.
Weak Kid: --Mehico has ever seen!
El Nacho: Yes..yes we are!
*We cut back to the fancy library.*
Dinero: Ah yes, the old days. When we first learned our awesomittude!
El Nacho: Indeed-o, an awesomittude that would continue...even through high school.
*We cut to Cabeza walking down a high school hallway. Looking the same as usual, only El nacho is wearing a backwaards cap and Dinero is holding a skateboard.*
Dinero: I love...skateboarding...in Mexico! Where I am the best...just as I am at lucha...libre.
El Nacho: Si-o! We are the valedictorianos of this school as well as being the best-o athletic phenominons that Mehico has ever seen.
*A scream is heard off in the distance. They go running and see the same weak kid from when they were "eight" looking exactly the same, only he has a mustache drawn on his upper lip. He's standing in a ring as some ner-do-wells circle him.*
Ner-do-well: We are going to take all your lunch money...and your prom date, and no one can save you!
El Nacho: We can!
*Cut to the aftermath and all the ner-do-wells lay on the ground, holding their heads.*
Dinero: You are...safe my friend.
Weak Kid: Thank you El Nacho Loco and Dinero Suave! You truly are the greatest wrestlers, skateboarders, and scholars that Mehico has ever seen! Some day, you will be our best export as well and will rule the wrestling world! Perhaps even as the Muy Better champeones of the world!
El Nacho: I have a feeling-o you're right little buddy. Ha ha ha!
*El Nacho winks at the camera. The scene then cuts back to the fancy library.*
El Nacho: As you can see-o, we have much history as the muy betterest luchadores ever. The fact that Team America did not have the gall to take us up on our offer just shows how scared they are. Now we must-o earn our shots against two teams! Those second-o rate losers that already lost to Team America-o, and a team that's not even a team! Sure, they are friends, but everyone knows that Kingsley and Cyrus are the tag team-o Criminal Minds, but they pair Kingsley with Curtis. I mean-o, we love Curtis, but we will not let that deter us from winning this match and beating this non-team-o and this loser team-o. This is not justified! We should have the shot now. We should have our match with Team America. Why did our shot have to go to those people?
Dinero: Whoa! Dude! You cannot say that!
El Nacho: What? We're in a fancy place, they aren't around to hear us. They wouldn't be here.
Dinero: Dude! What the hell are you saying!? "Those people?"
El Nacho: Yeah..."those people"...as in a new tag team-o. New tag team-os are always getting priority over us! We're the only original team left for Team America to fight-o! So bring on your Church people and your Second Rate losers! We can take them-o!
Dinero: Darn right we can take those sucka chumps! We going to roll through those punk turkeys and rock the night away as the new numba one contendaaaaaas! Ya-ee-yayuh!
El Nacho: Our opponents don't stand a chance, because we are the best that has ever come from Mehico. We are the best in the tag team-o world! We are Dinero Suave!
Dinero: Peso peso y'all!
El Nacho: Eee I am Eeeeeeeellllllll Naaaaaachooooooo Looooooocooooooo! And we are Cabeza del Queso! Watch out Riders and Thorites, because-o you are the cheese...and you're about to get cut!
*El Nacho points at the camera as the scene fades out.*