Post by James Warren on Feb 2, 2013 23:45:30 GMT -6
It feels like it has been a long awaited journey to get here, but finally after being in this company since August. After wrestling through an endless amount of competitors, working my way up the ladder on Trauma taking down the likes of Caleb McIntyre, Seth Evans, Captain Howdy and even Murder House Mick I am finally in a match that means the world to me. I am in a match where everything comes to surface and I have the chance to walk out as the number one contender for the X Championship.
After everything that I put into this company it’s about damn time I get what I deserved. As the saying goes X marks the spot and that is no different when you apply it to this match. Standing in front of me however are two men who are surely going to want to knock me off that journey that I am on. They are two men who want to sway me and they want to knock me off the ladder of success that I been climbing up. I am clearly referring to the likes of both Xavier Williams and Captain Howdy.
Captain Howdy…
You know I can’t quite put my finger on it but why is he even in this match to begin with? What gives the company the right to have him competing in a number one’s contender’s match? What has Captain actually done in this company to warrant him a shot at gold?
Go on now will somebody actually step out and answer this question it really isn’t that hard to figure out. Now before you all claim well he’s a big guy he’s a guy wearing a lime green suit, a man who should probably be thrown into a psychiatric ward. Yes I understand that point. I had pointed it out since beating him two times in a row but come on. What has Howdy actually done?
You want to know the answer to this question?
The answer is simply nothing. The way I see it Captain you are nothing but a big waste of space. You have no purpose of being in this match. I thought matches on Pay Per View were supposed to be for those who actually put in the dedication to be something of worth. Not talentless hacks who can’t even buy themselves a win if their life depended on it.
You being involved in this match seems like a mistake. It kind of reminds me of the movie Space Jam when the monsters were going around stealing powers from the basketball stars. There were so many great stars who had their powers taken away from them and then… there’s Shawn Bradley….
Yeah….
My thoughts exactly…. That’s what you are in this match. You are just the Shawn Bradley I guess NCW management was misinformed about you. Don’t worry though if push comes to shove I will simply beat your ass once again. It’s ok to be Big For Nothing there’s a lot of people who don’t amount to anything here.
Jabari Woodhead, Matt Jackson, Markus Reeves, Murderhouse…
It’s time to send you to the land of the forgotten and let’s hope you stay there. No worries though you can expect it to be painless you can trust me after all I am a doctor…
So now that we got big for nothing out of the way. The other threat that we have in this match is you Xavier Williams. Xavier Williams a man who helped put the X Division on the map. A man who retired the X Division at a Collision anniversary show, you really think you are hot **** don’t you Xavier? When I look at you Xavier I see a man who was at one point at the pinnacle of success. A man who had gone the distance he won X championship after X championship. He had climbed to the top on more than one occasion. He played hot potato with the X division championship and was a man who meant something. You even went on to become a World Champion.
That sounds impressive, really impressive but let me ask you this question what the hell happened to you? what have you done lately that even warrants you receiving any of my time? The answer is you haven’t done anything. You have just lingered within the confines of mediocrity and you haven’t done a single damn thing to captivate the audience to let them know you have the means to rise again.
You are simply here to be used as a whipping post. A few months ago you had a chance to win the X Championship and you failed miserably. If you couldn’t succeed the first time what makes you think you can do it this time? We call that insanity in the medical field Mr. Williams. Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. You aren’t that good. This whole big return of yours has been nothing but a joke. I bet we could all expect Joe Everyman to pull off a bogus win over Adam Knite than we could actually believe in you to deliver in a match when it means the most. Everything about you has been nothing but an eternal **** up.
Am I getting that old school Xavier Williams who went the distance or am I getting that joke who can’t do anything right. The joke who actually thinks he is relevant in this business? What am I getting? I am sure if this was 2009 I would have reasons to be afraid of Xavier I would have reasons to be a bit frightened and have a reason to be a bit taken back.
But this isn’t 2009 is it? No this is 2013 and what a difference four years can make. You aren’t anything special Xavier you are yesterday’s news. So why don’t you step aside and let the real rising star of this business does what he has busted his ass to do. Let me be the one to take that opportunity with my own hands and rise through the ranks.
I can see the light to the end of this tunnel. I can see it lingering out there on the horizon. This is my time to shine and you better bet your bottom dollar I am going to make the most of this moment. NCW it’s time for a checkup, you guys have been lingering under the anesthesia for far too long.
I know you are tired of that boring X Champion that is carrying the belt as a placeholder. It’s time wake up and it’s time to see the true talent that is in front of you. NCW you better watch out because at MetaMorphosis I will make the change from hard working doctor to number one contender for the X Championship.
I believe in it, do you all? Don’t worry Xavier and Howdy you can be assured I will give you asprin after I am done with you. what good of a doctor would I be if I didn’t? Let me help you… Anyway let’s see what you got, hopefully it’s good enough because surgery can be a bitch… and I will be the scalpelthat will cut you guys a part.
See you in the ring.
After everything that I put into this company it’s about damn time I get what I deserved. As the saying goes X marks the spot and that is no different when you apply it to this match. Standing in front of me however are two men who are surely going to want to knock me off that journey that I am on. They are two men who want to sway me and they want to knock me off the ladder of success that I been climbing up. I am clearly referring to the likes of both Xavier Williams and Captain Howdy.
Captain Howdy…
You know I can’t quite put my finger on it but why is he even in this match to begin with? What gives the company the right to have him competing in a number one’s contender’s match? What has Captain actually done in this company to warrant him a shot at gold?
Go on now will somebody actually step out and answer this question it really isn’t that hard to figure out. Now before you all claim well he’s a big guy he’s a guy wearing a lime green suit, a man who should probably be thrown into a psychiatric ward. Yes I understand that point. I had pointed it out since beating him two times in a row but come on. What has Howdy actually done?
You want to know the answer to this question?
The answer is simply nothing. The way I see it Captain you are nothing but a big waste of space. You have no purpose of being in this match. I thought matches on Pay Per View were supposed to be for those who actually put in the dedication to be something of worth. Not talentless hacks who can’t even buy themselves a win if their life depended on it.
You being involved in this match seems like a mistake. It kind of reminds me of the movie Space Jam when the monsters were going around stealing powers from the basketball stars. There were so many great stars who had their powers taken away from them and then… there’s Shawn Bradley….
Yeah….
My thoughts exactly…. That’s what you are in this match. You are just the Shawn Bradley I guess NCW management was misinformed about you. Don’t worry though if push comes to shove I will simply beat your ass once again. It’s ok to be Big For Nothing there’s a lot of people who don’t amount to anything here.
Jabari Woodhead, Matt Jackson, Markus Reeves, Murderhouse…
It’s time to send you to the land of the forgotten and let’s hope you stay there. No worries though you can expect it to be painless you can trust me after all I am a doctor…
{Our scene opens up and this time we find ourselves in downtown Charlotte. It is there where we open up on our favorite medical duo. The Warrens can be seen walking side by side together down a block. James is staring at his wife Cynthia but Cindy is paying him no attention as she crosses her arms and continues to walk away.}
James
Cindy Babe are you really still mad at me? Come on if I told you once, I will tell you a thousand times there is nothing going on between Jaymie Boone and I. She is a passionate and nothing else. Come on do you take me as one of these sex crazed idiots from the wrestling world that would be quick to jump at the first piece of ass he sees? Now I am not a Gibford Alucious Famularo or a Steve Awesome. I have standards and morals. I don’t just put my dick into anything with two legs that walks well besides you of course.
James just laughs and Cindy keeps her arms crossed as she continues to walk ignoring James all the while.
Cindy
…
James
Cindy come on sweetie you should know I am telling you the truth, look at me I am a successful doctor, a gorgeous man, and I have the most beautiful wife in entire world with a precious little daughter. What would I look like if I threw it away from some slut who has a little crush over me who won’t amount to anything but calling matches behind an announcing booth? Do you think that’s what I am into Cindy? Please don’t be silly I rather have a woman who is a college graduate and is as close to me in terms of intelligence. Isn’t that what it’s all about Cyn?
Cindy sighs as she looks back at James grabbing his hand.
Cindy
You are lucky I love you and we have a family together. If it wasn’t for little Terra I would have been long gone James…
James
Whatever you say Cindy, you know in your heart you just can’t get enough of me.
Cindy giggles as she quickly shakes her head staring back at her husband
Cindy
Think whatever you want but do you want to know what I do not like about you? Why do you insist on leaving the house wearing those things? Are you turning into a fruitcake on me?
James
METROSEXUAL CINDY! IT’S METROSEXUAL!!! It’s all about style it’s what’s in. I am sure Gib would wear something like this. Nice skinny jeans to showcase those legs of his. I have heard stories about him Cindy, stories how his thighs and hips could get a girl pregnant just by the mere motions of his walk. Not that there is anything wrong with you. I mean look at you if you didn’t look the way you look there’s no telling what I might do. I might have found another wife or something.
Cindy crosses her arms as she sighs shaking her head back at James.
Cindy
Seriously… You can be a major dick sometimes. You do know that right?
James just shrugs his shoulders as he continues to walk. He glances back at his wife smirking.
James
You should feel happy though. You are at least better in bed than Jaymie Boone so that’s a plus in your favor. God I love you so much.
Cindy nods her head in agreement as she looks back at him with a giggle.
Cindy
That’s right I better be better than h…. Wait a second. WHAT DID YOU SAY?! James look at me when I am talking to you! Look at me damn it!
James can only grin as he runs away from his wife. She quickly pursues after him as he can’t stop giggling back at his wife.
Cindy
James you better explain yourself or you will be sleeping on the couch…. JAMES WARREN GET BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!
James continues to run away with Cindy chasing him and it’s on this image that we fade out on.
James
Cindy Babe are you really still mad at me? Come on if I told you once, I will tell you a thousand times there is nothing going on between Jaymie Boone and I. She is a passionate and nothing else. Come on do you take me as one of these sex crazed idiots from the wrestling world that would be quick to jump at the first piece of ass he sees? Now I am not a Gibford Alucious Famularo or a Steve Awesome. I have standards and morals. I don’t just put my dick into anything with two legs that walks well besides you of course.
James just laughs and Cindy keeps her arms crossed as she continues to walk ignoring James all the while.
Cindy
…
James
Cindy come on sweetie you should know I am telling you the truth, look at me I am a successful doctor, a gorgeous man, and I have the most beautiful wife in entire world with a precious little daughter. What would I look like if I threw it away from some slut who has a little crush over me who won’t amount to anything but calling matches behind an announcing booth? Do you think that’s what I am into Cindy? Please don’t be silly I rather have a woman who is a college graduate and is as close to me in terms of intelligence. Isn’t that what it’s all about Cyn?
Cindy sighs as she looks back at James grabbing his hand.
Cindy
You are lucky I love you and we have a family together. If it wasn’t for little Terra I would have been long gone James…
James
Whatever you say Cindy, you know in your heart you just can’t get enough of me.
Cindy giggles as she quickly shakes her head staring back at her husband
Cindy
Think whatever you want but do you want to know what I do not like about you? Why do you insist on leaving the house wearing those things? Are you turning into a fruitcake on me?
James
METROSEXUAL CINDY! IT’S METROSEXUAL!!! It’s all about style it’s what’s in. I am sure Gib would wear something like this. Nice skinny jeans to showcase those legs of his. I have heard stories about him Cindy, stories how his thighs and hips could get a girl pregnant just by the mere motions of his walk. Not that there is anything wrong with you. I mean look at you if you didn’t look the way you look there’s no telling what I might do. I might have found another wife or something.
Cindy crosses her arms as she sighs shaking her head back at James.
Cindy
Seriously… You can be a major dick sometimes. You do know that right?
James just shrugs his shoulders as he continues to walk. He glances back at his wife smirking.
James
You should feel happy though. You are at least better in bed than Jaymie Boone so that’s a plus in your favor. God I love you so much.
Cindy nods her head in agreement as she looks back at him with a giggle.
Cindy
That’s right I better be better than h…. Wait a second. WHAT DID YOU SAY?! James look at me when I am talking to you! Look at me damn it!
James can only grin as he runs away from his wife. She quickly pursues after him as he can’t stop giggling back at his wife.
Cindy
James you better explain yourself or you will be sleeping on the couch…. JAMES WARREN GET BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!
James continues to run away with Cindy chasing him and it’s on this image that we fade out on.
So now that we got big for nothing out of the way. The other threat that we have in this match is you Xavier Williams. Xavier Williams a man who helped put the X Division on the map. A man who retired the X Division at a Collision anniversary show, you really think you are hot **** don’t you Xavier? When I look at you Xavier I see a man who was at one point at the pinnacle of success. A man who had gone the distance he won X championship after X championship. He had climbed to the top on more than one occasion. He played hot potato with the X division championship and was a man who meant something. You even went on to become a World Champion.
That sounds impressive, really impressive but let me ask you this question what the hell happened to you? what have you done lately that even warrants you receiving any of my time? The answer is you haven’t done anything. You have just lingered within the confines of mediocrity and you haven’t done a single damn thing to captivate the audience to let them know you have the means to rise again.
You are simply here to be used as a whipping post. A few months ago you had a chance to win the X Championship and you failed miserably. If you couldn’t succeed the first time what makes you think you can do it this time? We call that insanity in the medical field Mr. Williams. Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. You aren’t that good. This whole big return of yours has been nothing but a joke. I bet we could all expect Joe Everyman to pull off a bogus win over Adam Knite than we could actually believe in you to deliver in a match when it means the most. Everything about you has been nothing but an eternal **** up.
Am I getting that old school Xavier Williams who went the distance or am I getting that joke who can’t do anything right. The joke who actually thinks he is relevant in this business? What am I getting? I am sure if this was 2009 I would have reasons to be afraid of Xavier I would have reasons to be a bit frightened and have a reason to be a bit taken back.
But this isn’t 2009 is it? No this is 2013 and what a difference four years can make. You aren’t anything special Xavier you are yesterday’s news. So why don’t you step aside and let the real rising star of this business does what he has busted his ass to do. Let me be the one to take that opportunity with my own hands and rise through the ranks.
I can see the light to the end of this tunnel. I can see it lingering out there on the horizon. This is my time to shine and you better bet your bottom dollar I am going to make the most of this moment. NCW it’s time for a checkup, you guys have been lingering under the anesthesia for far too long.
I know you are tired of that boring X Champion that is carrying the belt as a placeholder. It’s time wake up and it’s time to see the true talent that is in front of you. NCW you better watch out because at MetaMorphosis I will make the change from hard working doctor to number one contender for the X Championship.
I believe in it, do you all? Don’t worry Xavier and Howdy you can be assured I will give you asprin after I am done with you. what good of a doctor would I be if I didn’t? Let me help you… Anyway let’s see what you got, hopefully it’s good enough because surgery can be a bitch… and I will be the scalpelthat will cut you guys a part.
See you in the ring.