Post by Cabeza del Queso on Feb 3, 2013 2:26:38 GMT -6
*We open to see a stage with red curtains blocking our view. They open up as a crowd roars with cheers. The lights turn on stage and we see a set with fake trees and dirt and stuff. Also a castle set is off to the right. El Nacho Loco walks out on stage wearing a long brunette wig, even though his hair is already brunette, and has a pillow stuffed in front of his tummy. He's also carrying a foam hammer.*
El Nacho: It is I! Say the, doest thou look upon me with glee-o!? For I am Curtis of Kanyon, and I am the greatest Thorite-o of whom loves Thor! Thor, Thor, Thor! Yay Thor, be happy-o that we fight fight fight!
*Suddenly, Dinero Suave jumps out from the other side of the stage wearing everything Crocodile Dundee wears from the movies and brandishing a giant Foster's beer.*
Dinero: 'Ey mate! G'day! I'mma get me dingos to eat ya babies! In the name of Thor of course, I say I say! Going to skin me a crocodile with my giant knoife!
El Nacho: My Thor loving-o partner and my Thor loving-o self are going to Metamorphosis to face none two teams to try and win tag team title shots! Only...we face the Riders of Second-o Rates and they suck. But the other two! The amazing luchadores! They make us piss our pantalones!
Dinero: Aye! I been practicin' fightin' me kangaroo! I got walloped but a good one I did I did! But I am so ready to lose now to the greatest luchadores of all of wrestling.
El Nacho: Thor give us strength-o to lose with dignity and grace-o. We will lose this battle and this war, because we are not worthy...to be in their presence! I am sorry mighty one!
*El Nacho as Curtis looks to the sky and cries out to his "god," as Dinero as Kingsley wrestles with one of those inflatable alligators. The curtains close and the crowd cheers again. We fade out.*
*We fade back in on the red curtain again. Again it opens and the crowd applauds. Dinero walks out dressed as Davey Ortega, sitting on a bench.*
Dinero: Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates...you never know when luchadores are going to beat you up! Well, mama was a damn liar, because I know, I know this Sunday, I'm losing to the best luchadores the world has ever seen! We don't deserve this shot, we already lost to the champs last month. It's a sad day for us.
*El Nacho comes out wearing an "I suck sign."*
El Nacho: Don't stop-o! Believin'! Hold on to that feeling! Street-o lights, people oooo-wa-oooo! I always sing an intro!
Dinero: My partner, Joe Everyman! I am sorry that we have already failed before we even start! I know we can't win.
El Nacho: I was talking to my dog, and I have to tell you, he agrees. But that can't deter us, let's make our opponents scared by cursing a little bit and talking non-stop! I can talk non-stop. I know we would lose to the Church of Thor anyway, but with the best luchadores in the world...well be lucky to survive the night!
Dinero: Maybe we won't show up since we now we can't win.
El Nacho: That's a good idea. Mehico's greatest export-o will run circles around us all! It's not fair. Not fair I say! NOT FAIR!
*El Nacho screams at the roof as Dinero keeps sitting on the bench. The curtains close and the audience applauds again. The scene fades.*
*We re-open on the stage's curtains. The curtains open up and we see Dinero and El Nacho standing in the center of the stage.*
Dinero: Let's rap witch y'all for a second. We be the NCW's greatest tag team, greatest luchadores, and greatest all over.
El Nacho: We are three time Muy Better champions! We deserve better than to have to earn our spot in a three team match. What crap is that? You want-o us to be champions, you need us to be champions! We have challenged-o Team America week in and week out! We were ready to put our careers and our own money-o on the line! We be crazy like that! So we will go out there-o and we will battle the best you've ever seen and we will face Team America and be the champion-os! For he is Dinero Suave!
Dinero Peso peso y'all!
El Nacho: Eee I am Eeeeeeeellllllllll naaaaaaaachooooooooooooo looooooooocooooooooooooooooo!!! And we are Cabeza del Queso! Your next tag team champions of the world!
*The crowd gets up and does a standing ovation as Cabeza bows to the crowd. The scene fades.*
El Nacho: It is I! Say the, doest thou look upon me with glee-o!? For I am Curtis of Kanyon, and I am the greatest Thorite-o of whom loves Thor! Thor, Thor, Thor! Yay Thor, be happy-o that we fight fight fight!
*Suddenly, Dinero Suave jumps out from the other side of the stage wearing everything Crocodile Dundee wears from the movies and brandishing a giant Foster's beer.*
Dinero: 'Ey mate! G'day! I'mma get me dingos to eat ya babies! In the name of Thor of course, I say I say! Going to skin me a crocodile with my giant knoife!
El Nacho: My Thor loving-o partner and my Thor loving-o self are going to Metamorphosis to face none two teams to try and win tag team title shots! Only...we face the Riders of Second-o Rates and they suck. But the other two! The amazing luchadores! They make us piss our pantalones!
Dinero: Aye! I been practicin' fightin' me kangaroo! I got walloped but a good one I did I did! But I am so ready to lose now to the greatest luchadores of all of wrestling.
El Nacho: Thor give us strength-o to lose with dignity and grace-o. We will lose this battle and this war, because we are not worthy...to be in their presence! I am sorry mighty one!
*El Nacho as Curtis looks to the sky and cries out to his "god," as Dinero as Kingsley wrestles with one of those inflatable alligators. The curtains close and the crowd cheers again. We fade out.*
*We fade back in on the red curtain again. Again it opens and the crowd applauds. Dinero walks out dressed as Davey Ortega, sitting on a bench.*
Dinero: Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates...you never know when luchadores are going to beat you up! Well, mama was a damn liar, because I know, I know this Sunday, I'm losing to the best luchadores the world has ever seen! We don't deserve this shot, we already lost to the champs last month. It's a sad day for us.
*El Nacho comes out wearing an "I suck sign."*
El Nacho: Don't stop-o! Believin'! Hold on to that feeling! Street-o lights, people oooo-wa-oooo! I always sing an intro!
Dinero: My partner, Joe Everyman! I am sorry that we have already failed before we even start! I know we can't win.
El Nacho: I was talking to my dog, and I have to tell you, he agrees. But that can't deter us, let's make our opponents scared by cursing a little bit and talking non-stop! I can talk non-stop. I know we would lose to the Church of Thor anyway, but with the best luchadores in the world...well be lucky to survive the night!
Dinero: Maybe we won't show up since we now we can't win.
El Nacho: That's a good idea. Mehico's greatest export-o will run circles around us all! It's not fair. Not fair I say! NOT FAIR!
*El Nacho screams at the roof as Dinero keeps sitting on the bench. The curtains close and the audience applauds again. The scene fades.*
*We re-open on the stage's curtains. The curtains open up and we see Dinero and El Nacho standing in the center of the stage.*
Dinero: Let's rap witch y'all for a second. We be the NCW's greatest tag team, greatest luchadores, and greatest all over.
El Nacho: We are three time Muy Better champions! We deserve better than to have to earn our spot in a three team match. What crap is that? You want-o us to be champions, you need us to be champions! We have challenged-o Team America week in and week out! We were ready to put our careers and our own money-o on the line! We be crazy like that! So we will go out there-o and we will battle the best you've ever seen and we will face Team America and be the champion-os! For he is Dinero Suave!
Dinero Peso peso y'all!
El Nacho: Eee I am Eeeeeeeellllllllll naaaaaaaachooooooooooooo looooooooocooooooooooooooooo!!! And we are Cabeza del Queso! Your next tag team champions of the world!
*The crowd gets up and does a standing ovation as Cabeza bows to the crowd. The scene fades.*