Post by A.C. Douglas on Feb 9, 2013 23:29:41 GMT -6
Yeah, go ahead and snicker. I know you want to, we lost, big deal. Todd and I make a tiny, small mistake, and it cost us the win.
You happy now?
Whatever, you cannot deny that we took Team America to it's limits. We had them beaten a couple of times, and you know, you were worried for them weren't you? You figured that this was going to be the time that they lost those tag team titles. That everything I said, we were about to do. Everything was going great, and one little mishap cost us the match. No matter, for only tagging together for 1 other match, our chemistry and timing was impeccable. Imagine what we can do with more experience as a team. Oh yes, the longest running tag champions in history were on the ropes against us, So no other team should pose that much of a problem. Not Team Mexico, Not The Church of Thor, not even those two other black men in the company.
Oh, you know, I feel I need to address that right now. Jabari Woodhead and Matt Jackson. I'm going to tell you this one time: Stay out of our way. Stop trying to be what me and Todd already are. Stop trying to be us! Okay, as black men, you should know the rules: There's not enough room in this company for too many black men, especially if we're doing the same thing. Just because this is black history month does not mean we run this place. The company already thinks we're interchangeable anyway, why help them make this choice easier. You two could easily find yourself with high profile matches on Trauma against Joe Everyman and Davey Ortega. You don't need to be a tag team. Because you know what happens if you come against Todd and myself? You will lose, and end up fired. I'm trying to help you out here. Go do your own thing, stop trying to be us, and then you'll be fine. Just a helpful hint.
Now, as if pertains to this week, we get the number one contenders to the tag team titles. So, now I have to ask if every tag team in this company suffering from some kind of mental problem? I mean, Joe and Davey thought they were worth the sweat of my brow, Team America has the oldest man on the planet and a goofball who can't spell, and now two men who worship a fictional character. Are Todd and myself the only civilized people here? What is going on in the world? And these men won contendership to a title. Oh, I don't think my brain can take this much stupid. I feel like I lose IQ points just mentioning that. I feel like I need to wear gloves and Kanyon and Kingsley should be wearing helmets in the ring. I mean, I feel like when Todd and I destroy them, we will be committing a hate crime against the mentally challenged.
I know Kanyon is a former world and tag team champion, somehow. But that was when he was less of an idiot. When he could actually be taken seriously. Yes, as hard to believe as that is, at one point, Kanyon was legit. But now, he kneels at the alter of a person who has never existed outside of the world of fiction. It's a cartoon for crying out loud. I feel like Alex Trebek on an episode of celebrity Jeopardy! Why is everyone around me so dumb. This isn't that hard, but yet, it's like the whole world has gone crazy. Once again Todd and myself have to condense the nonsense and if it means incurring the wrath of Special Olympics promoters world wide, then so be it. Sorry Kanyon, but maybe you'll snap out of this nonsense when we're done with you
I'm not even concerned about Kingsley, the man is big for nothing. What is he, 6'8", 6'9"? And he's done what, in NCW? He's beaten, whom, is NCW? All of no one. No one important anyway. The only thing people know about or even remember about Kingsley is that he's tall and Australian. That's literally all anyone knows, and all anyone even needs to know. Do you care what's on his mind right now? No. Do you really want to hear about his dad or whatever he was rambling on about? Do you even care? No. This man has literally done nothing but waste your time, and Todd's time, and My time, and his own breath talking about things that no one gives a rat's ass about. He may have also been the man who tried for force himself on the owner of this company. Or, that may have been his moron friend, I get them mixed up since they're both swimming in the pool of irrelevance.
Todd and Myself are about to redeem ourselves at your expense, you idiots. We are going to come down to the ring on Collision and beat the hell out of you, and we will rise right back into title contention, because we're that good. You guys but two joke teams and all of a sudden, you guys deserve a tag title match? Get real. You two dimwits, are going to get destroyed, and the statement that we will make will be so great, the powers that be will have no choice but to grant us what we rightfully deserve: A rematch for the tag team titles.
My jaw drops on the floor as Melody Williams cocks her head at me. I have to do the same in my mind, did that trash just come out of that mouth? Did she really say something that ignorant? Oh no, she's even got the neck work going, fingers snapping, why? Why?! It's just not fair. I want to crawl into a hole right now. Melody, seemingly the smartest of ALL the Williams, is also the most ignorant. It's like she just turns it on whenever she's around black people. That's another bad pitfall, We talk professionally around others, we can't around other black people? I can't believe Todd would try to hook us up. What kind of...
Oh, the big grin on his face too. Like he expected it. At this point I'm wondering why I came to a "Black History Month" party in the first place. I knew in my gut it would be no good.
But Melody is pretty damn fine.
But she talks so....ghetto. And she doesn't need to. It's infuriating. A woman so smart, so good-looking, is so foul mouthed. So ignorant about her speech. It's honestly, like a a car crash. I don't want to look, but I can't stop. She went to Juilliard for crying out loud. How...is this possible?
And why do I want to listen?
The rest of the party was Todd's family acting stupid are getting smashed. Melody grinding all over people and laughing and giggling. It was a cut giggle. But still, she cusses like a sailor, and it just drives me batty who seemingly uneducated she is, she's the only person I've ever met who can deliver lines from Shakespeare and then launch into a tirade against the Police. In the same breath. This woman is incredible.
Since this was Todd's place we didn't really need to worry. Usually this many black folks in one spot equals bad news. But it was okay for tonight, because we had a big advantage against our opponents coming into Sunday: The fact that we were better. We are better. We simply need to act better as a team. And stop playing around.
Well, playing in one sense, because Mel...Melody Williams is a young lady who I had a good time with, and I hope to maintain a working relationship.
The party ended with Todd and Crystal walking out, Todd basically having a hold her up from falling, and Jenny tended to Melody who was still trying to dance with no music. Something about her just...Forget it, it's nothing. She was trying to catch my eye all night, and I didn't give in to her. That ass bouncing everywhere, rubbing...never mind.
There comes a point where the silliness has to stop, Todd and I are going to destroy this ridiculous Church of Thor and be done with it. That minor setback last week will not be the start of even more blemishes on our record. I hate adding that 1 to the lost column and I'm not going to add any more any time soon.
So listen up, Kanyon, you and Kingsley need do something for me, don't take this ass-whooping personally. It's what people like me and Todd do. We will do what we always do, turn heads, take what we deserve, and win. That's what we do. You don't like it?
Deal with it, because it's about to happen.
Kids today.
You happy now?
Whatever, you cannot deny that we took Team America to it's limits. We had them beaten a couple of times, and you know, you were worried for them weren't you? You figured that this was going to be the time that they lost those tag team titles. That everything I said, we were about to do. Everything was going great, and one little mishap cost us the match. No matter, for only tagging together for 1 other match, our chemistry and timing was impeccable. Imagine what we can do with more experience as a team. Oh yes, the longest running tag champions in history were on the ropes against us, So no other team should pose that much of a problem. Not Team Mexico, Not The Church of Thor, not even those two other black men in the company.
Oh, you know, I feel I need to address that right now. Jabari Woodhead and Matt Jackson. I'm going to tell you this one time: Stay out of our way. Stop trying to be what me and Todd already are. Stop trying to be us! Okay, as black men, you should know the rules: There's not enough room in this company for too many black men, especially if we're doing the same thing. Just because this is black history month does not mean we run this place. The company already thinks we're interchangeable anyway, why help them make this choice easier. You two could easily find yourself with high profile matches on Trauma against Joe Everyman and Davey Ortega. You don't need to be a tag team. Because you know what happens if you come against Todd and myself? You will lose, and end up fired. I'm trying to help you out here. Go do your own thing, stop trying to be us, and then you'll be fine. Just a helpful hint.
Now, as if pertains to this week, we get the number one contenders to the tag team titles. So, now I have to ask if every tag team in this company suffering from some kind of mental problem? I mean, Joe and Davey thought they were worth the sweat of my brow, Team America has the oldest man on the planet and a goofball who can't spell, and now two men who worship a fictional character. Are Todd and myself the only civilized people here? What is going on in the world? And these men won contendership to a title. Oh, I don't think my brain can take this much stupid. I feel like I lose IQ points just mentioning that. I feel like I need to wear gloves and Kanyon and Kingsley should be wearing helmets in the ring. I mean, I feel like when Todd and I destroy them, we will be committing a hate crime against the mentally challenged.
I know Kanyon is a former world and tag team champion, somehow. But that was when he was less of an idiot. When he could actually be taken seriously. Yes, as hard to believe as that is, at one point, Kanyon was legit. But now, he kneels at the alter of a person who has never existed outside of the world of fiction. It's a cartoon for crying out loud. I feel like Alex Trebek on an episode of celebrity Jeopardy! Why is everyone around me so dumb. This isn't that hard, but yet, it's like the whole world has gone crazy. Once again Todd and myself have to condense the nonsense and if it means incurring the wrath of Special Olympics promoters world wide, then so be it. Sorry Kanyon, but maybe you'll snap out of this nonsense when we're done with you
I'm not even concerned about Kingsley, the man is big for nothing. What is he, 6'8", 6'9"? And he's done what, in NCW? He's beaten, whom, is NCW? All of no one. No one important anyway. The only thing people know about or even remember about Kingsley is that he's tall and Australian. That's literally all anyone knows, and all anyone even needs to know. Do you care what's on his mind right now? No. Do you really want to hear about his dad or whatever he was rambling on about? Do you even care? No. This man has literally done nothing but waste your time, and Todd's time, and My time, and his own breath talking about things that no one gives a rat's ass about. He may have also been the man who tried for force himself on the owner of this company. Or, that may have been his moron friend, I get them mixed up since they're both swimming in the pool of irrelevance.
Todd and Myself are about to redeem ourselves at your expense, you idiots. We are going to come down to the ring on Collision and beat the hell out of you, and we will rise right back into title contention, because we're that good. You guys but two joke teams and all of a sudden, you guys deserve a tag title match? Get real. You two dimwits, are going to get destroyed, and the statement that we will make will be so great, the powers that be will have no choice but to grant us what we rightfully deserve: A rematch for the tag team titles.
My jaw drops on the floor as Melody Williams cocks her head at me. I have to do the same in my mind, did that trash just come out of that mouth? Did she really say something that ignorant? Oh no, she's even got the neck work going, fingers snapping, why? Why?! It's just not fair. I want to crawl into a hole right now. Melody, seemingly the smartest of ALL the Williams, is also the most ignorant. It's like she just turns it on whenever she's around black people. That's another bad pitfall, We talk professionally around others, we can't around other black people? I can't believe Todd would try to hook us up. What kind of...
Oh, the big grin on his face too. Like he expected it. At this point I'm wondering why I came to a "Black History Month" party in the first place. I knew in my gut it would be no good.
But Melody is pretty damn fine.
But she talks so....ghetto. And she doesn't need to. It's infuriating. A woman so smart, so good-looking, is so foul mouthed. So ignorant about her speech. It's honestly, like a a car crash. I don't want to look, but I can't stop. She went to Juilliard for crying out loud. How...is this possible?
And why do I want to listen?
The rest of the party was Todd's family acting stupid are getting smashed. Melody grinding all over people and laughing and giggling. It was a cut giggle. But still, she cusses like a sailor, and it just drives me batty who seemingly uneducated she is, she's the only person I've ever met who can deliver lines from Shakespeare and then launch into a tirade against the Police. In the same breath. This woman is incredible.
Since this was Todd's place we didn't really need to worry. Usually this many black folks in one spot equals bad news. But it was okay for tonight, because we had a big advantage against our opponents coming into Sunday: The fact that we were better. We are better. We simply need to act better as a team. And stop playing around.
Well, playing in one sense, because Mel...Melody Williams is a young lady who I had a good time with, and I hope to maintain a working relationship.
The party ended with Todd and Crystal walking out, Todd basically having a hold her up from falling, and Jenny tended to Melody who was still trying to dance with no music. Something about her just...Forget it, it's nothing. She was trying to catch my eye all night, and I didn't give in to her. That ass bouncing everywhere, rubbing...never mind.
There comes a point where the silliness has to stop, Todd and I are going to destroy this ridiculous Church of Thor and be done with it. That minor setback last week will not be the start of even more blemishes on our record. I hate adding that 1 to the lost column and I'm not going to add any more any time soon.
So listen up, Kanyon, you and Kingsley need do something for me, don't take this ass-whooping personally. It's what people like me and Todd do. We will do what we always do, turn heads, take what we deserve, and win. That's what we do. You don't like it?
Deal with it, because it's about to happen.
Kids today.