Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on Feb 16, 2013 17:36:24 GMT -6
*We open on the round table in the Church of Thor locker room. Everyone is sitting around, drinking from their steins.*
Curtis: The Church has been up and down lately. Wins here, losses here. Now, I've mentioned that wins and losses aren't a big deal, as long as the fight is legendary As long as we make Thor happy. And while this is still true, we need a valid foundation. We need some wins, and we need some bling. We got a tag title match guaranteed. Stephen, you need to show Simon Daye who's boss. Howdy, you're going to teach this Dragon guy a lesson. And let's face it, he ain't no Fin Fang Foom, so I think you got him. Then I, I will take the man who's been falling for months, Mike Lazlo, and I will push him further down that mountain. Because we have no time for mercy, no time for sympathy, and no time to help those who reach too high. Lazlo traveled farther than he's allowed, like Icarus, and his wings have turned to ashes, now he falls to his grave. I will not be that lifeline. Should Thor want him to climb back up the mountain, he has to fight for it.
Stephen: Battle with everything and more on the line. The only true way to do it epically.
Cyrus: Ay mate, we are really givin' it a go with these blokes this weekend.
Howdy: Indeed.
Curtis: The battle plan is set before us, let us strategize gentlemen.
*They all cheer and clink the steins. The scene fades.*
*We fade in with Curtis D. Kanyon sitting in his throne, rolling his sledgehammer up and down his arm by the handle, mesmerized by the head.*
Curtis: So small, the head of a hammer. But it packs so much power. Wielded correctly, a hammer can do so much. It can build, and it can destroy. So far, this hammer has helped to build The Church of Thor into the strong foundation it has become. And this hammer has helped to fell some of our opposition. Not just physically, but as a symbol, a symbol we all look up to. For when a member of our church gazes upon this mighty weapon, we remember that we are the chosen, we are the worthy.
*Curtis stops spinning the hammer, then pulls it up in front of his face.*
Curtis: The mighty one chose us. We already have a guaranteed shot at the tag team titles, and Kingsley will show Daye that their days are numbered this Saturday. Howdy will be the X champion sooner than later, I'm sure of it. And I, I've been demanding a National championship match since before the church was started.
*Curtis lets out a sigh and sits back in his throne.*
Curtis: The powers that be threw me a bone with the X title, but I already ran through that in fact, I beat the man that beat Lazlo to gain that belt. Now, if anything proves Thor's powers are at work, the man who made me see the mighty one, The Ace, is the national champion. I can thank him by beating him to Hel and taking his title. It's the perfect story, it really is. But then...
*Curtis sits up again and the grip on his sledgehammer gets tighter.*
Curtis: ...THEN! A loser, a man who lost three title shots in a row comes out and claims he wants next in line for that National title! All I have to say to that is, get in the back of the line Lazlo! I built an army to take over NCW, that title has been in my crosshairs! He doesn't get to jump in because he feels entitled! And if Lazlo won't get to the back of the line willingly, well then I'm just going to have to put him there myself! Then, after I stand victorious, their will be no other option than to put me against The Ace for that title!
*Curtis sits up in his throne.*
Curtis: But that's the thing. After...after I beat Lazlo, I focus on The Ace, the only man I know with the first name "The." I'm not looking past Lazlo. I know he's a damn good wrestler, I know he can go with the best of them. But the thing is, so can I! Thor wants to see epic battles, Lazlo without a doubt...is an epic battle. Lazlo is a major gladiator. He goes out there and demands what he wants, he sees a goal and he goes after it. And hel, he's persistent, I'll give him that too. I can understand these things. Two persistent bulls are stepping into that ring, it may very well be a blood bath, but I'm better, I'm stronger, I'm more strategic, and I've got a god on my side. I am very much looking forward to this fight, and I will prove through this match that I will be your next National Champion.
*Curtis smirks as he looks down at the hammer in his hand.*
Curtis: Because I am worthy. I am the breaker of worlds, deemed so by the mighty one. And Lazlo's world is about to be shattered...
*The scene fades.*
Curtis: The Church has been up and down lately. Wins here, losses here. Now, I've mentioned that wins and losses aren't a big deal, as long as the fight is legendary As long as we make Thor happy. And while this is still true, we need a valid foundation. We need some wins, and we need some bling. We got a tag title match guaranteed. Stephen, you need to show Simon Daye who's boss. Howdy, you're going to teach this Dragon guy a lesson. And let's face it, he ain't no Fin Fang Foom, so I think you got him. Then I, I will take the man who's been falling for months, Mike Lazlo, and I will push him further down that mountain. Because we have no time for mercy, no time for sympathy, and no time to help those who reach too high. Lazlo traveled farther than he's allowed, like Icarus, and his wings have turned to ashes, now he falls to his grave. I will not be that lifeline. Should Thor want him to climb back up the mountain, he has to fight for it.
Stephen: Battle with everything and more on the line. The only true way to do it epically.
Cyrus: Ay mate, we are really givin' it a go with these blokes this weekend.
Howdy: Indeed.
Curtis: The battle plan is set before us, let us strategize gentlemen.
*They all cheer and clink the steins. The scene fades.*
*We fade in with Curtis D. Kanyon sitting in his throne, rolling his sledgehammer up and down his arm by the handle, mesmerized by the head.*
Curtis: So small, the head of a hammer. But it packs so much power. Wielded correctly, a hammer can do so much. It can build, and it can destroy. So far, this hammer has helped to build The Church of Thor into the strong foundation it has become. And this hammer has helped to fell some of our opposition. Not just physically, but as a symbol, a symbol we all look up to. For when a member of our church gazes upon this mighty weapon, we remember that we are the chosen, we are the worthy.
*Curtis stops spinning the hammer, then pulls it up in front of his face.*
Curtis: The mighty one chose us. We already have a guaranteed shot at the tag team titles, and Kingsley will show Daye that their days are numbered this Saturday. Howdy will be the X champion sooner than later, I'm sure of it. And I, I've been demanding a National championship match since before the church was started.
*Curtis lets out a sigh and sits back in his throne.*
Curtis: The powers that be threw me a bone with the X title, but I already ran through that in fact, I beat the man that beat Lazlo to gain that belt. Now, if anything proves Thor's powers are at work, the man who made me see the mighty one, The Ace, is the national champion. I can thank him by beating him to Hel and taking his title. It's the perfect story, it really is. But then...
*Curtis sits up again and the grip on his sledgehammer gets tighter.*
Curtis: ...THEN! A loser, a man who lost three title shots in a row comes out and claims he wants next in line for that National title! All I have to say to that is, get in the back of the line Lazlo! I built an army to take over NCW, that title has been in my crosshairs! He doesn't get to jump in because he feels entitled! And if Lazlo won't get to the back of the line willingly, well then I'm just going to have to put him there myself! Then, after I stand victorious, their will be no other option than to put me against The Ace for that title!
*Curtis sits up in his throne.*
Curtis: But that's the thing. After...after I beat Lazlo, I focus on The Ace, the only man I know with the first name "The." I'm not looking past Lazlo. I know he's a damn good wrestler, I know he can go with the best of them. But the thing is, so can I! Thor wants to see epic battles, Lazlo without a doubt...is an epic battle. Lazlo is a major gladiator. He goes out there and demands what he wants, he sees a goal and he goes after it. And hel, he's persistent, I'll give him that too. I can understand these things. Two persistent bulls are stepping into that ring, it may very well be a blood bath, but I'm better, I'm stronger, I'm more strategic, and I've got a god on my side. I am very much looking forward to this fight, and I will prove through this match that I will be your next National Champion.
*Curtis smirks as he looks down at the hammer in his hand.*
Curtis: Because I am worthy. I am the breaker of worlds, deemed so by the mighty one. And Lazlo's world is about to be shattered...
*The scene fades.*