Post by Jabari Woodhead on Feb 16, 2013 19:44:51 GMT -6
Yeah, Who's the champ? Yeah.
C'mon, check this:
Wakin up aggravated, stupid ****, man I hate it
Bitches lyin, bitches cryin,suicidal, get in line
Gettin mine, bouncin freaks, losin sleep, countin sheep
Absolute, cash and loot, men in black packin heat
Born and blazin rotten raisin fingers up time ta wave'm
Show these playas playin that they better get their ass to prayin
There will be nothin but dice after the cuttin' I'm guttin em
Like a fish they're gonna wish they never pushed my button
C'mon, check this:
Wakin up aggravated, stupid ****, man I hate it
Bitches lyin, bitches cryin,suicidal, get in line
Gettin mine, bouncin freaks, losin sleep, countin sheep
Absolute, cash and loot, men in black packin heat
Born and blazin rotten raisin fingers up time ta wave'm
Show these playas playin that they better get their ass to prayin
There will be nothin but dice after the cuttin' I'm guttin em
Like a fish they're gonna wish they never pushed my button
Joe, I honestly don't think that you believe ninety percent of the **** that comes out of your mouth. First being that Matt Jackson and I wont win because we haven't faced a legitimate tag team before and with that you were completely on the mark. Last week we faced the clowns and humiliated them to the point that they may actually start showing their faces here. Where you missed was that we are facing a legitimate tag team this week. Hell your ****in team name pretty much says it all. Joe, we will be facing a legit tag team but too bad for you guys it doesn't happen until next week when we face, well anyone but you. Maybe you guys should change your name from the second rate riders since you are not only not second rate but more like seventh rate.
Maybe just maybe you should change your name to something that applies a little more. Something like "We Really ****ing Suck" or maybe "We are really embarrassing our Mothers" or "We really like making everyone but us look good."
Go ahead motha****a, go ahead and say how bad of a team we are. We are undefeated you ****ing cracker **** head. Just remember that Matt Jackson was a Marine. He was apart of the greatest team in the world. He teamed up with other people like him to make sure your pussy ass was safe while you drover around finding hookers to wife.
Then there is me ****head. Eight total championship rings between college and pros, you have to be a total team player to win that many championships and well be surrounded by talent, something that you don't have right now and will never probably never be able to surround yourself with. Hell I have more championship rings than you have wrestling championships. I guess that means I'm better than you already Joe and I haven't been able to face you until this week and I'm going to pick on you and only you as if you were that fat weird kid on the playground.
Hey Joe, way to get team pumped up by saying that you are going to crush us, what the **** are you 12? Why don't you ****ing grow a pair and tell me something actually truthful because we all know that you have zero chance of winning this match.
I guess I should say something about Davey Ortega too, I don't want him sitting at home cutting himself and using the blood to masturbate because I didn't say something about him so I guess all I have to say or actually ask is how does it feel to be the worst member of the worst tag team in the history of tag teams?
Oh **** I guess all I did was insult you which will probably cause you to slit your wrist and masturbate in your blood.
Well honestly, I got better **** to do than sit here and badmouth Joe Everyman and Davey Ortega who should probably just come out and just bad mouth each other since we all know this is what happens when I team really sucks. Well I guess I'll just leave you with this line from Call of Duty.
The Future is totally Black
The door's shuttin and a knock will do you no good
You're gettin nothin while I rock here in Hollywood
I'll tell ya somethin else you can take it to the bank
I don't give a **** what none of y'all people think
You're gettin nothin while I rock here in Hollywood
I'll tell ya somethin else you can take it to the bank
I don't give a **** what none of y'all people think