Post by shaunwilson on Oct 6, 2007 17:27:38 GMT -6
The scene reopens with Shaun standing in front of a mirror. He's flexing his muscles as the camera is off in the corner of the room. Shaun begins to talk, in possibly the worst impersonation ever.
Sexy Jason(Shaun): "Oh look! I have this awesome body, in front of this awesome mirror, with my awesome chick. Ain't that awesome huh, my awesome chick?
Complete silence is heard as Sexy Shaun continued to flex in the mirror. The camera swings around and a blow-up doll is seen on the couch.
Sexy Jason(Shaun): "Well awesome lady, aren't you gonna say something. It'll be pretty awesome to hear from you."
Once again complete silence is heard as the camera flips back to the doll.
Sexy Jason(Shaun): "Well my awesome chick isn't in a mood to talk. We just had sex, and it was........awesome! Mind Games an awesome pay per view I might add, will showcase three better wrestlers than me. It doesn't matter though, because I'm handsome. And when I lose, I'll still be handsome in my mind. And that's awesome! Man I've done some awesome trash talking, and tried to ruffle people's feathers. Especially that Shaun Wilson. Boy that guy can really go! I've never seen such a great talent in that guy. Those other guys can go, but he's on a whole different page. And his finisher is.........well awesome! Can't wait till I face him and the others. But it's not gonna be that awesome when he drops me right on my awesome head."
Shaun finally quits his act, and turns to the camera. A smile is as bright as ever across his face.
Shaun: "This is what I have to face in the ring. I swear that guy has no vocabulary what so ever. Everything is awesome this, and awesome that. But really and true Jason you're just plain aw.......ful! There's no way on this planet you're gonna beat anyone in this match. But don't think that because Jason is bearing the brunt of my verbal assault. That Everyman and Drabble will escape my wrath at Mind Games."
Shaun's smile has evaporated and is replaced with a rare sneer. The anger was boiling over, and that disgusted look on his face was evidence.
Shaun:"I don't care about dead family members, or any mutha****ing thing else. Seth.....tough that is what you call life. You live and if our Lord allows it, you'll get old and die. So stop all that *** damn crying and grow a pair. And Joe just keep your mouth shut. Now you ain't as terrible as Jason, but you're not in my league either. I'm facing a bunch of ****ing amateurs. So just watch me Shaun Wilson beat the **** out of three pieces of ****. Mind Games will display, why I say I'm the Greatest Show On Earth. And Joe, Seth, and Smexi Jason will realize why I swing the bigger dick in that man. This is a man's game, and you're just boys."
The scene fades with Shaun storming out the room, while the camera focuses on the blow-up doll.
Sexy Jason(Shaun): "Oh look! I have this awesome body, in front of this awesome mirror, with my awesome chick. Ain't that awesome huh, my awesome chick?
Complete silence is heard as Sexy Shaun continued to flex in the mirror. The camera swings around and a blow-up doll is seen on the couch.
Sexy Jason(Shaun): "Well awesome lady, aren't you gonna say something. It'll be pretty awesome to hear from you."
Once again complete silence is heard as the camera flips back to the doll.
Sexy Jason(Shaun): "Well my awesome chick isn't in a mood to talk. We just had sex, and it was........awesome! Mind Games an awesome pay per view I might add, will showcase three better wrestlers than me. It doesn't matter though, because I'm handsome. And when I lose, I'll still be handsome in my mind. And that's awesome! Man I've done some awesome trash talking, and tried to ruffle people's feathers. Especially that Shaun Wilson. Boy that guy can really go! I've never seen such a great talent in that guy. Those other guys can go, but he's on a whole different page. And his finisher is.........well awesome! Can't wait till I face him and the others. But it's not gonna be that awesome when he drops me right on my awesome head."
Shaun finally quits his act, and turns to the camera. A smile is as bright as ever across his face.
Shaun: "This is what I have to face in the ring. I swear that guy has no vocabulary what so ever. Everything is awesome this, and awesome that. But really and true Jason you're just plain aw.......ful! There's no way on this planet you're gonna beat anyone in this match. But don't think that because Jason is bearing the brunt of my verbal assault. That Everyman and Drabble will escape my wrath at Mind Games."
Shaun's smile has evaporated and is replaced with a rare sneer. The anger was boiling over, and that disgusted look on his face was evidence.
Shaun:"I don't care about dead family members, or any mutha****ing thing else. Seth.....tough that is what you call life. You live and if our Lord allows it, you'll get old and die. So stop all that *** damn crying and grow a pair. And Joe just keep your mouth shut. Now you ain't as terrible as Jason, but you're not in my league either. I'm facing a bunch of ****ing amateurs. So just watch me Shaun Wilson beat the **** out of three pieces of ****. Mind Games will display, why I say I'm the Greatest Show On Earth. And Joe, Seth, and Smexi Jason will realize why I swing the bigger dick in that man. This is a man's game, and you're just boys."
The scene fades with Shaun storming out the room, while the camera focuses on the blow-up doll.