Post by Mike Laszlo on Mar 2, 2013 0:39:32 GMT -6
Me against another member of the Church of Thor?
Great booking guys; I mean who would have thought that I would rather go beat up another member of this stupid cult as opposed to get my hands on The Ace for the title shot to the back of the head?
I’ll get back to the Church of Thor in a minute. Right this very second however, I want to talk about Jake Conway. Not “The Ace”…he’s a made up character that nobody quite frankly cares about because he’s nothing more than a lackey in the Hierarchy.
No, Jake Conway is the man I’m talking about right now. He’s the same guy who has the God given talent to become the National Championship on three separate occasions. He’s also the guy who was not given sustainability by God as he has lost that same belt on two separate occasions after some very…how do I put it? Unimpressive title reigns. This third time will be no different. You can’t hold that belt longer than a month can you Jake?
I on the other hand, every time I touch gold it stays around my waist for quite some time. When I take that belt from you at Crossroads, and I will get my shot and take it, the National Title will be no different.
I have your attention Jake. That much is evident by your actions after my match on Sunday. Now, I want something else from you. I want a commitment. I want a match at Crossroads so I can beat you again and bring back some semblance of prestige to that belt the likes that nobody has ever brought to it before as I did the Honor Title, and the X Title.
Keep me in the back of your mind Jake. As I was saying on Collision before you clocked me in the head…WANT! TAKE! HAVE!
That’s enough about you though as I now must discuss this week and the “challenge” and I use that term loosely, that lies before me this week in the form of a six foot, eight inch, three hundred and eighteen pound member of a cult that bows down to Thor, Stephen Kingsley.
The Church of Thor.
Really?
Didn’t I roll right into that church, and with the aid of the lovely Alexis Caffrey, burn that piece of crap down by beating Curtis D. Kanyon?
No?
Guess not.
Oh well. Such is life, right? I guess I’ll just have to eventually go through every member of your little clan until there’s just nothing left.
What I have to ask you though Stephen is this…if Thor didn’t help out your leader…what makes you think he’s going to waste his time with you? The almighty Thor couldn’t help Curtis Kanyon even with his almighty hammer, but he’s going to bother with the sidekick? I think not.
So as I told Curtis, so shall I tell you:
Bring on your almighty one.
Bring on your pathetic group of so-called warriors.
Leave your buddy Cyrus at ringside, and I will bring my innocent little valet and myself, and again, as we did a couple weeks ago, we will defeat you all. I’m better than you. I’m better than your group. I’m better than your God. I’ve proved it once, and this Sunday, I’ll make sure to prove that the first time was no fluke.
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Title: Want Turns to Need (Big News)
Location: Orlando, Florida
Time: Noon Local Time (February 23, 2013)
So I was set to talk in front of a bunch of people at a pit bull convention in Orlando a day before my decisive victory over Jack Hammond. I had some great news to share with the breed loving world, and after about an hour I could tell that there were going to be some loud applause. An hour went by as the people began filtering in, visiting booth after booth, all with some sort of pit bull memorabilia dawning their bodies. It was quite a spectacular show of support for one of the world’s most misunderstood breeds.
During the hour that went by I took pictures, signed autographs, and accepted donations on behalf of the Villalobos Rescue Center. Finally it was time for the speakers to do their thing. We all watched as the Director of the event thanked everyone for coming and gave a heartfelt speech about the outpour of support from the area and the country. After him came a few of the other rescue owners, and then came Tia. She, like the Director of the event, expressed her gratitude to the crowd who gave her a big ovation since she was after all the owner and operator of the biggest pit bull rescue in the world. Then she waved Mariah on to the stage.
Mariah grabbed the microphone and repeated the sentiments of her mother then looked in my direction, and immediately I knew it was show time.
Mariah Harmony: So without further ado, I know you guys have wanted to hear from him due to the turnout at our booth over there so here he is…NCW Wrestler and pit bull enthusiast, MIKE LASZLO!
In what was a surprise to me, “This Fire Burns” played over their speakers in the auditorium as the crowd erupted. I ran up the stage and egged them on as I would any crowd, then turned to Mariah and gave her a hug before taking the microphone from her as she left the stage. Before I could even utter a word, a “Mike” chant started that flattered me to a degree. I nodded my head in approval as the simmered down, allowing me to speak.
Mike Laszlo: First and foremost, let’s get the cheap pop out of the way. WHAT A TURNOUT HERE IN ORLANDOOOOOOOOOOO!
This resulted in a huge ovation as any cheap pop does.
Mike Laszlo: That’s right Orlando, be proud. Here we stand united in an effort to give these dogs the money, supplies, and love they need to let them know that not everyone in this world hates them and as a matter of fact, a lot of us think that a pit bull is the most awesome kind of dog in the entire world!
Another ovation as a “PIT BULLS ROCK!” chant goes up.
Mike Laszlo: Damn right they do. Here comes the sentimental part of this speech so prepare to hold back the tears.
There’s a slight chuckle that emanates over the crowd.
Mike Laszlo: Ever since the age of five, I’ve known what a pit bull is. I didn’t learn it from the media who tends to lash out at the entire breed over the faults of a few. They take one story of an attack and turn it into the reason for Pit Bull Holocaust, a Pit Bull genocide.
This results in a loud bit of booing from the crowd before me. The emotion could be seen in their body language.
Mike Laszlo: That’s not right. If that’s the case, then why not kill every person on the planet? If we’re that judgmental, I guarantee you that someone of each and every religion, race, and creed has committed an attack and killed someone or something else. So if you go by the slighted view of the media, then as the queen said in Alice and Wonderland, OFF WITH OUR HEADS!
The room was silent, sitting on every word that slid off my tongue like a butter on a hotcake.
Mike Laszlo: No? Why not? Because we’re people? Why should this entire breed be chastised over the mistakes of a few. It’s not their fault that people fight them. It’s not their fault that people train them to be aggressive. That’s what they lived as, and that’s what they were morphed into. The media can’t handle that and to me, that’s a bunch of bull****. Any dog can be characterized as vicious. Any dog can simply attack somebody because it is aggressive. Hell, if you want to be honest, my neighbor in Ohio has a Pomeranian and that damn dog will rip your ankles off, play with them and then drop them at your feet if it had the chance.
This resulted in slight laughter.
Mike Laszlo: The bottom line is simple. Pit bulls are misunderstood because they have tendencies to be aggressive. Not all are that way. They’re as diverse as we are as humans. You have sweet dogs like you have sweet people, and you have vicious dogs just like you have vicious people. The fact of the matter is, you can’t criticize the many because of the one. That’s prejudice, and that’s what we’re trying to fight in this country. Right here! Right now! This very second! I put my foot down for the Pit Bull and I say ENOUGH! Be done with the judging based on breed. Judge the individual dog, and let that dog show you that it will love you and care for you as long as you do the same. Show these dogs that you indeed DO care.
The crowd erupts as I feel as if I were Martin Luther King, though obviously not to the magnitude, but still of similar fashion. I then attempted to calm the crowd once more.
Mike Laszlo: Guys. Hey. Hold on. Not done. I’ve got an announcement that might get a bigger ovation then that.
Slowly, yet peacefully, the crowd quiets down.
Mike Laszlo: This show has helped me understand that what I’m about to embark on has a purpose. It shows me that there are indeed people who do care, and in masses. It’s not just a few people like Tia and Mariah and myself. There is a legion, and it is many. Make sure to visit the many organizations and kennels here today, but also make sure to visit the newest Villalobos location in Northeast Ohio! That’s right ladies and gents, in a joint effort with Tia Torres, I have bought the land and started building a Northeast region office for the Villalobos Rescue Center; Villalobos Northeast. She’ll fight the fight in New Orleans, and I’ll be fighting the battle in the Northeast, and together, all of us will make this country a better place for the Pit Bull population! Thanks a lot, I’ll be over there taking more pictures and signing more autographs. I’d love to talk with you guys so don’t be shy. Have a great day!
I stepped down to a roaring applause. The Director of the event thanked everyone again and had everyone continue on with the day. As I got off the stage, I was met by Mariah and Tia.
Mariah Harmony: Is it true?
Mike Laszlo: What?
Mariah Harmony: Villalobos Northeast?
Mike Laszlo: Hell yeah. I wouldn’t lie about that to all of these people.
Tia Torres: That’s great Mike. I’m proud of you.
Mike Laszlo: Much appreciated. I think I’m about to make you even more proud.
Tia Torres: How so?
Mike Laszlo: Well, I’ve watched the show and I’ve heard you say over and over that Tania was the heir apparent.
Tia Torres: Both the girls can run things.
Mike Laszlo: Well I’m sure that’s true, I have a question to ask.
Tia Torres: What’s that?
Mike Laszlo: It’s not a question for you. It’s a question for her. (Pointing at Mariah.)
Mariah Harmony: For me? What?
Mike Laszlo: How would you like to help me run the Northeast Center?
Tia’s’ mouth fell open as she used her hands to cover it. Mariah had a similar reaction as neither one of them could have ever imagined I would ask such a question after only knowing them for so long.
Mariah Harmony: I’d be honored. Mom?
Tia Torres: I wouldn’t mind, but answer me this Mike…what made you choose her?
Mike Laszlo: Even though I’ve only known you guys a few months, I saw when we went on that rescue, the emotion, the caring, and the resolve of this beautiful young lady. I couldn’t think of anyone better to help me run this center than her.
Tia Torres: Good answer. (Turning toward Mariah.) If you want to do it, I will support you one hundred and ten percent.
There was a moment of silence as Mariah looked back and forth between myself and her mother. I think she was shocked at the opportunity and the fact that her mother was ready to let her embark on such a journey so far away from home.
Mariah Harmony: Where would I stay?
Mike Laszlo: To start, I have a guest room in my house, and then we’ll set you up in an apartment or whatever you want. We’re still a month or so away from the finish of the facility, so you’d stay down here for now and continue what you’re doing. I’ll keep in contact and let you know when things would get off the ground.
That pause was there again as she thought about the offer then nodded her head with a smile on her face.
Mariah Harmony: Yes.
Mike Laszlo: Good. Glad to have you.
Mariah Harmony: I’d love to do this. I’ve always felt like I’ve taken a leadership role, but was always under my sister because she was older. To have the responsibility you’re putting on me is huge and I can’t tell you how much I appreciate it.
Mike Laszlo: Not a problem. I’ve seen the way you handle yourself in the place of authority, and although sometimes it is a little rough, sometimes that’s exactly what you need. I have no doubt we can make this work.
The day finished with more autographs and photos, the same way in which it began. After saying my goodbyes, I left and got on the plane headed for Mississippi.
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So Stephen, before our match this Sunday, I have to ask you a question that has been on my mind all week long since the moment I found out that I would be taking on you.
Why?
Why in the bluest of blue hells would you follow Curtis Kanyon?
Why would you allow yourself to be brainwashed with something so ignorant that it makes running a hundred yard dash in a forty yard gym look smart?
Seriously Stephen, you’re a big, brutish Aussie who could step in that ring and go toe to toe with the best of them and yet you have let your weak mind be overtaken by Curtis Kanyon and his sermons of stupidity.
You roam the halls of an arena, and the landscapes of life with a vision based off of some fools imagination. You’ve been reduced from big, athletic man to brainwashed simpleton.
As I said, if Thor was indeed real and in existence, then why the hell would he help you, a mere servant to his ideal when he couldn’t even help his own preacher?
A couple weeks ago, the prophet of Thor, the “Destroyer of Worlds” stepped into the ring opposite myself. He tried as hard as he could to physically force me to see things his way, but he was unsuccessful. He tried to force his will upon be with the metal end of the almighty hammer, and yet, he failed.
It doesn’t matter if you believe in Thor, Buddah, or God himself. The fact of the matter, and I’ll put it simply for your damaged brain, is this:
It doesn’t matter who you worship.
It doesn’t matter who you believe in.
Your beliefs themselves mean nothing.
All that matters is simple facts.
The facts are as follows:
This Sunday you will step in the ring with Mike Laszlo.
This Sunday, you will be put through hell.
This Sunday, and this fact is so much more important than all the rest…
This Sunday you will come up against a force that neither you nor your clan, nor your God can defeat, and just like Curtis Kanyon two weeks ago…YOU WILL LOSE!
Great booking guys; I mean who would have thought that I would rather go beat up another member of this stupid cult as opposed to get my hands on The Ace for the title shot to the back of the head?
I’ll get back to the Church of Thor in a minute. Right this very second however, I want to talk about Jake Conway. Not “The Ace”…he’s a made up character that nobody quite frankly cares about because he’s nothing more than a lackey in the Hierarchy.
No, Jake Conway is the man I’m talking about right now. He’s the same guy who has the God given talent to become the National Championship on three separate occasions. He’s also the guy who was not given sustainability by God as he has lost that same belt on two separate occasions after some very…how do I put it? Unimpressive title reigns. This third time will be no different. You can’t hold that belt longer than a month can you Jake?
I on the other hand, every time I touch gold it stays around my waist for quite some time. When I take that belt from you at Crossroads, and I will get my shot and take it, the National Title will be no different.
I have your attention Jake. That much is evident by your actions after my match on Sunday. Now, I want something else from you. I want a commitment. I want a match at Crossroads so I can beat you again and bring back some semblance of prestige to that belt the likes that nobody has ever brought to it before as I did the Honor Title, and the X Title.
Keep me in the back of your mind Jake. As I was saying on Collision before you clocked me in the head…WANT! TAKE! HAVE!
That’s enough about you though as I now must discuss this week and the “challenge” and I use that term loosely, that lies before me this week in the form of a six foot, eight inch, three hundred and eighteen pound member of a cult that bows down to Thor, Stephen Kingsley.
The Church of Thor.
Really?
Didn’t I roll right into that church, and with the aid of the lovely Alexis Caffrey, burn that piece of crap down by beating Curtis D. Kanyon?
No?
Guess not.
Oh well. Such is life, right? I guess I’ll just have to eventually go through every member of your little clan until there’s just nothing left.
What I have to ask you though Stephen is this…if Thor didn’t help out your leader…what makes you think he’s going to waste his time with you? The almighty Thor couldn’t help Curtis Kanyon even with his almighty hammer, but he’s going to bother with the sidekick? I think not.
So as I told Curtis, so shall I tell you:
Bring on your almighty one.
Bring on your pathetic group of so-called warriors.
Leave your buddy Cyrus at ringside, and I will bring my innocent little valet and myself, and again, as we did a couple weeks ago, we will defeat you all. I’m better than you. I’m better than your group. I’m better than your God. I’ve proved it once, and this Sunday, I’ll make sure to prove that the first time was no fluke.
====================
Title: Want Turns to Need (Big News)
Location: Orlando, Florida
Time: Noon Local Time (February 23, 2013)
So I was set to talk in front of a bunch of people at a pit bull convention in Orlando a day before my decisive victory over Jack Hammond. I had some great news to share with the breed loving world, and after about an hour I could tell that there were going to be some loud applause. An hour went by as the people began filtering in, visiting booth after booth, all with some sort of pit bull memorabilia dawning their bodies. It was quite a spectacular show of support for one of the world’s most misunderstood breeds.
During the hour that went by I took pictures, signed autographs, and accepted donations on behalf of the Villalobos Rescue Center. Finally it was time for the speakers to do their thing. We all watched as the Director of the event thanked everyone for coming and gave a heartfelt speech about the outpour of support from the area and the country. After him came a few of the other rescue owners, and then came Tia. She, like the Director of the event, expressed her gratitude to the crowd who gave her a big ovation since she was after all the owner and operator of the biggest pit bull rescue in the world. Then she waved Mariah on to the stage.
Mariah grabbed the microphone and repeated the sentiments of her mother then looked in my direction, and immediately I knew it was show time.
Mariah Harmony: So without further ado, I know you guys have wanted to hear from him due to the turnout at our booth over there so here he is…NCW Wrestler and pit bull enthusiast, MIKE LASZLO!
In what was a surprise to me, “This Fire Burns” played over their speakers in the auditorium as the crowd erupted. I ran up the stage and egged them on as I would any crowd, then turned to Mariah and gave her a hug before taking the microphone from her as she left the stage. Before I could even utter a word, a “Mike” chant started that flattered me to a degree. I nodded my head in approval as the simmered down, allowing me to speak.
Mike Laszlo: First and foremost, let’s get the cheap pop out of the way. WHAT A TURNOUT HERE IN ORLANDOOOOOOOOOOO!
This resulted in a huge ovation as any cheap pop does.
Mike Laszlo: That’s right Orlando, be proud. Here we stand united in an effort to give these dogs the money, supplies, and love they need to let them know that not everyone in this world hates them and as a matter of fact, a lot of us think that a pit bull is the most awesome kind of dog in the entire world!
Another ovation as a “PIT BULLS ROCK!” chant goes up.
Mike Laszlo: Damn right they do. Here comes the sentimental part of this speech so prepare to hold back the tears.
There’s a slight chuckle that emanates over the crowd.
Mike Laszlo: Ever since the age of five, I’ve known what a pit bull is. I didn’t learn it from the media who tends to lash out at the entire breed over the faults of a few. They take one story of an attack and turn it into the reason for Pit Bull Holocaust, a Pit Bull genocide.
This results in a loud bit of booing from the crowd before me. The emotion could be seen in their body language.
Mike Laszlo: That’s not right. If that’s the case, then why not kill every person on the planet? If we’re that judgmental, I guarantee you that someone of each and every religion, race, and creed has committed an attack and killed someone or something else. So if you go by the slighted view of the media, then as the queen said in Alice and Wonderland, OFF WITH OUR HEADS!
The room was silent, sitting on every word that slid off my tongue like a butter on a hotcake.
Mike Laszlo: No? Why not? Because we’re people? Why should this entire breed be chastised over the mistakes of a few. It’s not their fault that people fight them. It’s not their fault that people train them to be aggressive. That’s what they lived as, and that’s what they were morphed into. The media can’t handle that and to me, that’s a bunch of bull****. Any dog can be characterized as vicious. Any dog can simply attack somebody because it is aggressive. Hell, if you want to be honest, my neighbor in Ohio has a Pomeranian and that damn dog will rip your ankles off, play with them and then drop them at your feet if it had the chance.
This resulted in slight laughter.
Mike Laszlo: The bottom line is simple. Pit bulls are misunderstood because they have tendencies to be aggressive. Not all are that way. They’re as diverse as we are as humans. You have sweet dogs like you have sweet people, and you have vicious dogs just like you have vicious people. The fact of the matter is, you can’t criticize the many because of the one. That’s prejudice, and that’s what we’re trying to fight in this country. Right here! Right now! This very second! I put my foot down for the Pit Bull and I say ENOUGH! Be done with the judging based on breed. Judge the individual dog, and let that dog show you that it will love you and care for you as long as you do the same. Show these dogs that you indeed DO care.
The crowd erupts as I feel as if I were Martin Luther King, though obviously not to the magnitude, but still of similar fashion. I then attempted to calm the crowd once more.
Mike Laszlo: Guys. Hey. Hold on. Not done. I’ve got an announcement that might get a bigger ovation then that.
Slowly, yet peacefully, the crowd quiets down.
Mike Laszlo: This show has helped me understand that what I’m about to embark on has a purpose. It shows me that there are indeed people who do care, and in masses. It’s not just a few people like Tia and Mariah and myself. There is a legion, and it is many. Make sure to visit the many organizations and kennels here today, but also make sure to visit the newest Villalobos location in Northeast Ohio! That’s right ladies and gents, in a joint effort with Tia Torres, I have bought the land and started building a Northeast region office for the Villalobos Rescue Center; Villalobos Northeast. She’ll fight the fight in New Orleans, and I’ll be fighting the battle in the Northeast, and together, all of us will make this country a better place for the Pit Bull population! Thanks a lot, I’ll be over there taking more pictures and signing more autographs. I’d love to talk with you guys so don’t be shy. Have a great day!
I stepped down to a roaring applause. The Director of the event thanked everyone again and had everyone continue on with the day. As I got off the stage, I was met by Mariah and Tia.
Mariah Harmony: Is it true?
Mike Laszlo: What?
Mariah Harmony: Villalobos Northeast?
Mike Laszlo: Hell yeah. I wouldn’t lie about that to all of these people.
Tia Torres: That’s great Mike. I’m proud of you.
Mike Laszlo: Much appreciated. I think I’m about to make you even more proud.
Tia Torres: How so?
Mike Laszlo: Well, I’ve watched the show and I’ve heard you say over and over that Tania was the heir apparent.
Tia Torres: Both the girls can run things.
Mike Laszlo: Well I’m sure that’s true, I have a question to ask.
Tia Torres: What’s that?
Mike Laszlo: It’s not a question for you. It’s a question for her. (Pointing at Mariah.)
Mariah Harmony: For me? What?
Mike Laszlo: How would you like to help me run the Northeast Center?
Tia’s’ mouth fell open as she used her hands to cover it. Mariah had a similar reaction as neither one of them could have ever imagined I would ask such a question after only knowing them for so long.
Mariah Harmony: I’d be honored. Mom?
Tia Torres: I wouldn’t mind, but answer me this Mike…what made you choose her?
Mike Laszlo: Even though I’ve only known you guys a few months, I saw when we went on that rescue, the emotion, the caring, and the resolve of this beautiful young lady. I couldn’t think of anyone better to help me run this center than her.
Tia Torres: Good answer. (Turning toward Mariah.) If you want to do it, I will support you one hundred and ten percent.
There was a moment of silence as Mariah looked back and forth between myself and her mother. I think she was shocked at the opportunity and the fact that her mother was ready to let her embark on such a journey so far away from home.
Mariah Harmony: Where would I stay?
Mike Laszlo: To start, I have a guest room in my house, and then we’ll set you up in an apartment or whatever you want. We’re still a month or so away from the finish of the facility, so you’d stay down here for now and continue what you’re doing. I’ll keep in contact and let you know when things would get off the ground.
That pause was there again as she thought about the offer then nodded her head with a smile on her face.
Mariah Harmony: Yes.
Mike Laszlo: Good. Glad to have you.
Mariah Harmony: I’d love to do this. I’ve always felt like I’ve taken a leadership role, but was always under my sister because she was older. To have the responsibility you’re putting on me is huge and I can’t tell you how much I appreciate it.
Mike Laszlo: Not a problem. I’ve seen the way you handle yourself in the place of authority, and although sometimes it is a little rough, sometimes that’s exactly what you need. I have no doubt we can make this work.
The day finished with more autographs and photos, the same way in which it began. After saying my goodbyes, I left and got on the plane headed for Mississippi.
====================
So Stephen, before our match this Sunday, I have to ask you a question that has been on my mind all week long since the moment I found out that I would be taking on you.
Why?
Why in the bluest of blue hells would you follow Curtis Kanyon?
Why would you allow yourself to be brainwashed with something so ignorant that it makes running a hundred yard dash in a forty yard gym look smart?
Seriously Stephen, you’re a big, brutish Aussie who could step in that ring and go toe to toe with the best of them and yet you have let your weak mind be overtaken by Curtis Kanyon and his sermons of stupidity.
You roam the halls of an arena, and the landscapes of life with a vision based off of some fools imagination. You’ve been reduced from big, athletic man to brainwashed simpleton.
As I said, if Thor was indeed real and in existence, then why the hell would he help you, a mere servant to his ideal when he couldn’t even help his own preacher?
A couple weeks ago, the prophet of Thor, the “Destroyer of Worlds” stepped into the ring opposite myself. He tried as hard as he could to physically force me to see things his way, but he was unsuccessful. He tried to force his will upon be with the metal end of the almighty hammer, and yet, he failed.
It doesn’t matter if you believe in Thor, Buddah, or God himself. The fact of the matter, and I’ll put it simply for your damaged brain, is this:
It doesn’t matter who you worship.
It doesn’t matter who you believe in.
Your beliefs themselves mean nothing.
All that matters is simple facts.
The facts are as follows:
This Sunday you will step in the ring with Mike Laszlo.
This Sunday, you will be put through hell.
This Sunday, and this fact is so much more important than all the rest…
This Sunday you will come up against a force that neither you nor your clan, nor your God can defeat, and just like Curtis Kanyon two weeks ago…YOU WILL LOSE!