Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on Mar 2, 2013 19:32:23 GMT -6
*We open to see Curtis D. Kanyon kneeling in front of his throne, using his sledgehammer to help hold himself up. He chuckles a bit as he looks down.*
Curtis: I know you like to have fun. I know that before your adopted brother betrayed you, you and Loki had some good times. So I understand, really I do. But why so long? Week after week, I get so close to victory, only for it to be snatched away. I go out and give a verifiable classic week after week, but I end up losing. I had A.C., I did, but he fluked it out. I had Lazlo beat, but his whore threw off my game. And you know the rest of the story.
*Curtis looks up.*
Curtis: All I've wanted is to take on the National Champion, The Ace. He's attacked me and eluded me non-stop. Now Lazlo wants to just jump into the spotlight and take over after losing against the world title. He wonders why you chose me. He wonders why others follow my lead. Does he not understand, I'm a former world champion, he's not. If people want to listen to a guy here, they're going to listen to a world champion over a chump like Lazlo. Seriously, **** that guy.
*Curtis shakes his head and then continues to look up.*
Curtis: The silver lining, is that the Church of Thor owns the number one contendership to the tag team titles. Belts that I made famous. Belts that these two yahoos have held longer than anybody simply because they held the belts when no one was around to challenge them. Now Gib has been MIA for a few weeks, old man with old man problems I'm guessing. Simon shows up here and there, and I face him this weekend. I have to break this man down, I have to show him his place. I have to show him that he is not my better, he is not my equal. Simon Daye is damn good, but he's been coasting. Him and Gib have been coasting for too long. I don't want some weak ass fight when the Church of Thor goes for those belts. These men have been the longest reigning champs, their loss must be epic, and it will be a loss, and it will be epic. Whether it's an epic battle or an epic squash is up to them. So I give Simon that warning this Sunday. I try to light a fire under his dumb ass. I'm doing this for you Thor. I'm going out there and giving you another 5 star Meltzer classic, and I'm doing it for you. I'm doing it for our troops. I'm doing it for the people to see how you work.
*Curtis shakes his head.*
Curtis: So please mighty one, look down on me with favor. All I need is to not get screwed, I can handle the rest. I can fire up Simon, or I can end him early. Either is fine with me. I prove I deserve to face The Ace. I prove Church of Thor is next in line to be tag team champions. I prove I'm betta. And I do it all for you Odinson. For we are the worthy, and we prove it soon.
*Curtis lowers his head and the scene fade.*
Curtis: I know you like to have fun. I know that before your adopted brother betrayed you, you and Loki had some good times. So I understand, really I do. But why so long? Week after week, I get so close to victory, only for it to be snatched away. I go out and give a verifiable classic week after week, but I end up losing. I had A.C., I did, but he fluked it out. I had Lazlo beat, but his whore threw off my game. And you know the rest of the story.
*Curtis looks up.*
Curtis: All I've wanted is to take on the National Champion, The Ace. He's attacked me and eluded me non-stop. Now Lazlo wants to just jump into the spotlight and take over after losing against the world title. He wonders why you chose me. He wonders why others follow my lead. Does he not understand, I'm a former world champion, he's not. If people want to listen to a guy here, they're going to listen to a world champion over a chump like Lazlo. Seriously, **** that guy.
*Curtis shakes his head and then continues to look up.*
Curtis: The silver lining, is that the Church of Thor owns the number one contendership to the tag team titles. Belts that I made famous. Belts that these two yahoos have held longer than anybody simply because they held the belts when no one was around to challenge them. Now Gib has been MIA for a few weeks, old man with old man problems I'm guessing. Simon shows up here and there, and I face him this weekend. I have to break this man down, I have to show him his place. I have to show him that he is not my better, he is not my equal. Simon Daye is damn good, but he's been coasting. Him and Gib have been coasting for too long. I don't want some weak ass fight when the Church of Thor goes for those belts. These men have been the longest reigning champs, their loss must be epic, and it will be a loss, and it will be epic. Whether it's an epic battle or an epic squash is up to them. So I give Simon that warning this Sunday. I try to light a fire under his dumb ass. I'm doing this for you Thor. I'm going out there and giving you another 5 star Meltzer classic, and I'm doing it for you. I'm doing it for our troops. I'm doing it for the people to see how you work.
*Curtis shakes his head.*
Curtis: So please mighty one, look down on me with favor. All I need is to not get screwed, I can handle the rest. I can fire up Simon, or I can end him early. Either is fine with me. I prove I deserve to face The Ace. I prove Church of Thor is next in line to be tag team champions. I prove I'm betta. And I do it all for you Odinson. For we are the worthy, and we prove it soon.
*Curtis lowers his head and the scene fade.*