Post by Simon Daye on Mar 2, 2013 22:28:11 GMT -6
[Simon Dave and Johnnie Lei sit in front of a television screen with video game controllers in their hands. They are obviously in the front room of the “Gib” compound because that’s where all the cool kids hand out these days and Johnnie is clearly sitting in the recliner opposite Simon... where Simon glares at him for some reason with a big goofy grin on his face Johnnie turns and looks at his friend and raises his eyebrow in confusion, then turns back and looks at the screen. Simon’s gaze only becomes creepier as he nods his head and shows a big toothy grin. Johnnie turns back, sees this and lets out a long exasperated sigh, almost as if he was Alex Trebek on Celebrity Jeopardy.]
Johnnie: *sigh* You porked her right here didn’t you?
Simon: *nods his head yes*
Johnnie: Oh God, seriously dude!?
[Johnnie rolls his eyes and stands up, he walks over to the sofa that Simon is sitting on and flops down to start playing again. Johnnie hits a few buttons but Simon grins from ear to ear. Johnnie turns to see why Simon is still not playing and his jaw drops in annoyance.]
Johnnie: Come on man, it’s a living room!
[Johnnie stands up, he rolls his eyes again and goes to the coffee table to sit down in front of the TV. He continues the game, but notices that Simon’s character is yet again not moving. We see Johnie’s head lower from behind him, then we watch as he slowly turns around like the kid from the exorcist and glares at Simon, unamused. Simon shows every one of this teeth in a big goofy clown grin.]
Johnnie: You got to be kidding me!!! I mean for the love of... Jesus Christ dude! This is ridiculous!
[Johnnie falls off the coffee table and sits indian style in the floor. He brings the controller up and is going to play when he suddenly stops, turns around and looks at Simon. Simon has a blank expression on his face, but it’s clear that is slowly changing into a large smile. Johnnie takes his hand and plants his forehead in his palm.]
Johnnie: I’m done.
[Johnnie shoves the controller to the floor and stands to his feet, where he heads off in the other direction towards the further part of the house, Simon is giggling to himself as he jumps up and goes after his friend. Johnnie is pushing a door open when he sees Simon standing there.]
Simon: Come on dude...
Johnnie: no way man. I’m not sitting there as you giggle at me for sitting in your girlfriend’s fish taco juices. I’m going to take a piss and then I’m going to pretend this never day never happened... after a long hot shower.
[Johnnie pushes the door open and steps most of the way into the room when he suddenly stops. He pulls out of the door frame and does a double take in Simon’s direction... Simon is standing there looking l ike he’s trying to hold back a large amount of laughter. Johnnie turns and looks in the bathroom, pulls out and looks at Simon... back into the bathroom, then back at Simon where he grits his teeth and lowers his head.]
Johnnie: OH GODDAMMIT! That’s just disgusting! When Gib kills you after he catches you porking his daughter in one of these numerous places... I hope it’s your soul he eats first.
[We fade out.]
Hey Curtis Kanyon... you suck.
Yeah, I said it!
I guess this is a preview for the upcoming title match huh? Me and Gib taking on your ridiculous church of some Marvel super hero. At least I can give you this... you finally found a way to make Team Australia interesting. Congratulations on that. Also congratulations on getting me to mention in this promo... but like I said, you suck and I hate you because you’re this big dumb retarded ape man who managed to get his hands on the NCW World title before me. I don’t need any other reason so suck it.
Also...
you smell like Frankenberry... I wish I could smell like Frankenberry.
There I mentioned you... now I can end this.
Jerk.
Johnnie: *sigh* You porked her right here didn’t you?
Simon: *nods his head yes*
Johnnie: Oh God, seriously dude!?
[Johnnie rolls his eyes and stands up, he walks over to the sofa that Simon is sitting on and flops down to start playing again. Johnnie hits a few buttons but Simon grins from ear to ear. Johnnie turns to see why Simon is still not playing and his jaw drops in annoyance.]
Johnnie: Come on man, it’s a living room!
[Johnnie stands up, he rolls his eyes again and goes to the coffee table to sit down in front of the TV. He continues the game, but notices that Simon’s character is yet again not moving. We see Johnie’s head lower from behind him, then we watch as he slowly turns around like the kid from the exorcist and glares at Simon, unamused. Simon shows every one of this teeth in a big goofy clown grin.]
Johnnie: You got to be kidding me!!! I mean for the love of... Jesus Christ dude! This is ridiculous!
[Johnnie falls off the coffee table and sits indian style in the floor. He brings the controller up and is going to play when he suddenly stops, turns around and looks at Simon. Simon has a blank expression on his face, but it’s clear that is slowly changing into a large smile. Johnnie takes his hand and plants his forehead in his palm.]
Johnnie: I’m done.
[Johnnie shoves the controller to the floor and stands to his feet, where he heads off in the other direction towards the further part of the house, Simon is giggling to himself as he jumps up and goes after his friend. Johnnie is pushing a door open when he sees Simon standing there.]
Simon: Come on dude...
Johnnie: no way man. I’m not sitting there as you giggle at me for sitting in your girlfriend’s fish taco juices. I’m going to take a piss and then I’m going to pretend this never day never happened... after a long hot shower.
[Johnnie pushes the door open and steps most of the way into the room when he suddenly stops. He pulls out of the door frame and does a double take in Simon’s direction... Simon is standing there looking l ike he’s trying to hold back a large amount of laughter. Johnnie turns and looks in the bathroom, pulls out and looks at Simon... back into the bathroom, then back at Simon where he grits his teeth and lowers his head.]
Johnnie: OH GODDAMMIT! That’s just disgusting! When Gib kills you after he catches you porking his daughter in one of these numerous places... I hope it’s your soul he eats first.
[We fade out.]
Hey Curtis Kanyon... you suck.
Yeah, I said it!
I guess this is a preview for the upcoming title match huh? Me and Gib taking on your ridiculous church of some Marvel super hero. At least I can give you this... you finally found a way to make Team Australia interesting. Congratulations on that. Also congratulations on getting me to mention in this promo... but like I said, you suck and I hate you because you’re this big dumb retarded ape man who managed to get his hands on the NCW World title before me. I don’t need any other reason so suck it.
Also...
you smell like Frankenberry... I wish I could smell like Frankenberry.
There I mentioned you... now I can end this.
Jerk.