Post by A.C. Douglas on Mar 2, 2013 23:27:34 GMT -6
Can we please stop with the nonsense now? How many times do I have to prove myself against people you have placed on the pedestal before it sinks in? Curtis Kanyon was, as I predicted, no problem for a man of my talents and I handled him with great ease. Another win for me, as you should all be becoming accustomed to. Now, maybe the wrongs will be righted and Todd and myself, having dominated the number one contenders and just about every other tag team here, will receive our re-match for the tag team titles. Everyone in NCW can see just how talented Todd and myself are, and how much we've been crushing the so-called competition, and now, we have our sights set on the tag team titles.
Which brings me to this week. Yes, we're clearly looking past...*sigh* Jabari Woodhead and Matt Jackson. Why? Because they do not matter. Didn't Joe Everyman defeat Matt Jackson last week? Haven't they constantly under preformed, and now, they are going to simply walk into Collision and defeat the two most successful black wrestlers in NCW History? Honestly, they have no chance, and they know it. Hence, why they haven't so much as whispered about this match. They know they're outclassed and going to be soundly defeated. And then, they both will fade back into obscurity where they crawled out of. They tried so hard to make an impact, but beating clowns and washed-up teams isn't impressive, then Matt ruins it all by losing to Joe. So, in this even fair? No, but it's something that has to be done.
I tried to warn them both that too many black people makes society scared. And this ridicuous tag team tries to steal our thunder, our gimmick, our persona. Why? Because they think this is one big joke. No, for you two, you need to wait until Todd and I win the tag titles, and then, then you can start your climb. You don't just jump on the bandwagon whenever you feel like it. Believe it or not, I'm trying to save your pathetic careers. If for nothing else, you two being black men with a small amount of talent. Nowhere near Todd and myself, but the fact is, you have done a couple of things here or there.
I remember that Matt was Todd bodyguard there for a while. And from what Todd tells me, it didn't exactly work out. Yes, Matt Jackson, couldn't be an intimidating black man, and scare people away. In a way, I'm impressed, but mostly, disgusted. It's not like it was a hard job Matt, but you still couldn't do it. You couldn't get the job done, but the simple fact is, you've never be able to. What makes you think Collision will be any different? The fact is, it's not. But maybe, just maybe, after this loss, you'll get it together and try to make something of yourself, other than a loser. Maybe they'll find something for you to do that you can good at, other than a circus clown.
And Jabari...Really? Jabari? That's your name? There is literally nothing about you that is impressive to me. Not a thing. Your stupid name, your stupid attitude, literally everything about you is wrong. You never belonged anywhere, not at Miami, not in wrestling, not in your own home. So how DARE you steal the swagger of the Miami college and attempt to pass it off as something that you possess. Because it's clear you do not. Otherwise, you would not have paired with Matt Jackson. Jabari, there's no chance that you will defeat Todd and I with him, or if you had two Matt Jacksons. Or, if you tired your best. You couldn't take Todd or myself on your best day, with either one of us blindfolded, starved, and drug addicted. Which I'm sure you'll be after this match anyway. But, then again, maybe the two of you were meant to team. To serve as an example.
There. I found something for the both of you to do, that even you couldn't possibly screw up. You will serve as the example to all the black kids watching this company every week, that you don't have to settle for racist, offensive stereotype characters simply because of your skill color. This will be a Public Service announcement, don't be like Jabari Woodhead and Matt Jackson, and you may just make something of yourselves.
This is the last tag team in our way NCW, After that, we had better get our title match. That's all I'm saying.
If you notice the smile on my face, it's because I had sex with Melody. The first step in possibly reversing this lip service. At first, it didn't seem to have any effect, but after a little wine, a little smooth playing, and doing the thing I do second best, I may have found the cure for this thing. But that doesn't take away from Melody's great body, and the knowledge she possesses on how to use it. Life is good when you're me.
Which brings me to this week. Yes, we're clearly looking past...*sigh* Jabari Woodhead and Matt Jackson. Why? Because they do not matter. Didn't Joe Everyman defeat Matt Jackson last week? Haven't they constantly under preformed, and now, they are going to simply walk into Collision and defeat the two most successful black wrestlers in NCW History? Honestly, they have no chance, and they know it. Hence, why they haven't so much as whispered about this match. They know they're outclassed and going to be soundly defeated. And then, they both will fade back into obscurity where they crawled out of. They tried so hard to make an impact, but beating clowns and washed-up teams isn't impressive, then Matt ruins it all by losing to Joe. So, in this even fair? No, but it's something that has to be done.
I tried to warn them both that too many black people makes society scared. And this ridicuous tag team tries to steal our thunder, our gimmick, our persona. Why? Because they think this is one big joke. No, for you two, you need to wait until Todd and I win the tag titles, and then, then you can start your climb. You don't just jump on the bandwagon whenever you feel like it. Believe it or not, I'm trying to save your pathetic careers. If for nothing else, you two being black men with a small amount of talent. Nowhere near Todd and myself, but the fact is, you have done a couple of things here or there.
I remember that Matt was Todd bodyguard there for a while. And from what Todd tells me, it didn't exactly work out. Yes, Matt Jackson, couldn't be an intimidating black man, and scare people away. In a way, I'm impressed, but mostly, disgusted. It's not like it was a hard job Matt, but you still couldn't do it. You couldn't get the job done, but the simple fact is, you've never be able to. What makes you think Collision will be any different? The fact is, it's not. But maybe, just maybe, after this loss, you'll get it together and try to make something of yourself, other than a loser. Maybe they'll find something for you to do that you can good at, other than a circus clown.
And Jabari...Really? Jabari? That's your name? There is literally nothing about you that is impressive to me. Not a thing. Your stupid name, your stupid attitude, literally everything about you is wrong. You never belonged anywhere, not at Miami, not in wrestling, not in your own home. So how DARE you steal the swagger of the Miami college and attempt to pass it off as something that you possess. Because it's clear you do not. Otherwise, you would not have paired with Matt Jackson. Jabari, there's no chance that you will defeat Todd and I with him, or if you had two Matt Jacksons. Or, if you tired your best. You couldn't take Todd or myself on your best day, with either one of us blindfolded, starved, and drug addicted. Which I'm sure you'll be after this match anyway. But, then again, maybe the two of you were meant to team. To serve as an example.
There. I found something for the both of you to do, that even you couldn't possibly screw up. You will serve as the example to all the black kids watching this company every week, that you don't have to settle for racist, offensive stereotype characters simply because of your skill color. This will be a Public Service announcement, don't be like Jabari Woodhead and Matt Jackson, and you may just make something of yourselves.
This is the last tag team in our way NCW, After that, we had better get our title match. That's all I'm saying.
If you notice the smile on my face, it's because I had sex with Melody. The first step in possibly reversing this lip service. At first, it didn't seem to have any effect, but after a little wine, a little smooth playing, and doing the thing I do second best, I may have found the cure for this thing. But that doesn't take away from Melody's great body, and the knowledge she possesses on how to use it. Life is good when you're me.