Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on Mar 9, 2013 18:10:28 GMT -6
*We open with Curtis D. Kanyon, sitting in his throne.*
Curtis: Sunday. Crossroads. The Church of Thor has a shot at the tag team titles. The Church of Thor has been building, has been slowly working up, gaining more traction, hitting harder and faster every week, like a good sex session. We've made ourselves known, we've made a name for ourselves, and while we haven't won every match, we've made every match memorable. Every fight is a fight for life. That's what Thor is all about, that's what Thor wants, and that's what we give him. No easy victories, no obvious defeats. Thor has rewarded us with a tag team title shot. A shot against Team America. Here's a team that has become the longest reigning team in NCW history. I have to give kudos to that. Being a tag team expert, I must. But being the leader of the Church of Thor, I must believe that we can overcome, that we can prove Thor's power, and dethrone these two buffoons.
*Curtis grabs his trusty sledgehammer and looks at it before looking back at the camera.*
Curtis: Now, I could talk some trash, tell the world that Team America has skated by fighting a bunch of losers these past few months, but that wouldn't be true. Sure, some teams were just thrown together, and some were thrown at them too quickly, but they were all legitimate teams. In fact, my multiple long tag team reigns, I always heard that same thing. "Oh, you only fought losers until now." It's probably the most repeated line to every champion. Well trust me, Team America has fought some of the best wrestlers in the world, they even won a tag team tournament just to get the shot at those belts in the first place. I don't want to beat a team that beat a bunch of losers, I want to beat the most dominant team of the last year. I want to stand victorious over these two men that have ruled the tag team division, just so the people know that the Church of Thor stands above the best.
*Curtis stands out of his throne and spins his hammer around.*
Curtis: Don't get me wrong, I don't know how they do it. By all rights and purposes, these two men should not be able to work together. Gib is big, he's bad, he's a strategist and a veteran. But his muscles hang onto his bones by a thread. He's both the brains and the muscles behind this operation. He took the tag belts from me once, and I took them right back. This time, I take from him and he just sits back in his wheelchair and likes it. And his partner...how he gets along with Simon...I don't get it. Gib, just because you've come to terms with the fact that Simon is boinking your daughter doesn't make you a good team. Simon is still a kid. A jealous little kid that is righting Gib's families coat tails. A little kid that has an inferiority complex with his own girlfriend. Let's face is, Simon is not and will never be better than Zelda Knite. I know, I've faced both in that ring, and she gave me a tougher fight. He can still go, he can still punch like a real son of a bitch, but if Zelda walks into that ring tomorrow, she'd wrestle a five star classic without breaking a sweat. And Simon can't handle that. He has to pork her all over the house to keep her busy from wanting to get back in the ring. Just last week, the only thing he had to say to me was that he hated me for being a former world champion. He's got an inferiority complex, and he's trying to join the greatest wrestling family in the business. Good luck with that kid. All the fact are there, they should not work as a team. But for some reason, they do, and they're dangerous, and I love the challenge. The challenge to dethrone these unlikely champions. Luckily, I have a history of being dirty...
*Curtis steps down and walks toward the camera.*
Curtis: I've always been dirty, I don't know how to be any other way. And I found a little loophole in the NCW paperwork, which I know very well, seeing as I was a CEO once. Stephen and I won the number one contendership under the Church of Thor banner. The Church of Thor has the tag team title shot, and as such, the Church of Thor shall take that shot. But...
*Curtis walks in front of the round table, where Kingsley, Daniels, and Howdy are all sitting, with an evil grin on their faces.*
Curtis: The Church of Thor consists of four men, for very talented wrestlers. The Church of Thor has the shot, the Church of Thor will give the tag team champions the battle of their lives...but which two will it be? Which two should Team America prepare for? I'll tell you that you won't find out until the match starts. If you two are truly the worthy champions you seem to be, then this shouldn't be a problem. Maybe I'll take you down a notch myself, maybe we'll send the Captain to ruffle your sails, or maybe we'll send the tag team of Criminal Intent to do what they do best as a team. Or maybe we'll mix it up. It doesn't matter what combination we use, because we all believe in the same cause. We all want the same thing. We all believe that Thor will raise us up for giving him a great battle. And we all believe that we will conquer NCW. This is the first stepping stone to total dominance. No reason to not start at the top, with the best current champions NCW has.
*The other three members of the Church of Thor stand up and walk over to get behind Kanyon.*
Curtis: Make no mistake, we are not taking either of you lightly. We should, you're an old near cripple and a child cry baby. But you work well together. We need every advantage we can get and I ain't afraid to admit it. This is war, and in war, you don't play fair. You strategize, and you kick ass by any means necessary. Cry home to your mamas or your nurse maids if you don't like it. We're taking over, because we are the worthy. You will be broken. Enjoy your last day as champions.
*The scene fades.*
Curtis: Sunday. Crossroads. The Church of Thor has a shot at the tag team titles. The Church of Thor has been building, has been slowly working up, gaining more traction, hitting harder and faster every week, like a good sex session. We've made ourselves known, we've made a name for ourselves, and while we haven't won every match, we've made every match memorable. Every fight is a fight for life. That's what Thor is all about, that's what Thor wants, and that's what we give him. No easy victories, no obvious defeats. Thor has rewarded us with a tag team title shot. A shot against Team America. Here's a team that has become the longest reigning team in NCW history. I have to give kudos to that. Being a tag team expert, I must. But being the leader of the Church of Thor, I must believe that we can overcome, that we can prove Thor's power, and dethrone these two buffoons.
*Curtis grabs his trusty sledgehammer and looks at it before looking back at the camera.*
Curtis: Now, I could talk some trash, tell the world that Team America has skated by fighting a bunch of losers these past few months, but that wouldn't be true. Sure, some teams were just thrown together, and some were thrown at them too quickly, but they were all legitimate teams. In fact, my multiple long tag team reigns, I always heard that same thing. "Oh, you only fought losers until now." It's probably the most repeated line to every champion. Well trust me, Team America has fought some of the best wrestlers in the world, they even won a tag team tournament just to get the shot at those belts in the first place. I don't want to beat a team that beat a bunch of losers, I want to beat the most dominant team of the last year. I want to stand victorious over these two men that have ruled the tag team division, just so the people know that the Church of Thor stands above the best.
*Curtis stands out of his throne and spins his hammer around.*
Curtis: Don't get me wrong, I don't know how they do it. By all rights and purposes, these two men should not be able to work together. Gib is big, he's bad, he's a strategist and a veteran. But his muscles hang onto his bones by a thread. He's both the brains and the muscles behind this operation. He took the tag belts from me once, and I took them right back. This time, I take from him and he just sits back in his wheelchair and likes it. And his partner...how he gets along with Simon...I don't get it. Gib, just because you've come to terms with the fact that Simon is boinking your daughter doesn't make you a good team. Simon is still a kid. A jealous little kid that is righting Gib's families coat tails. A little kid that has an inferiority complex with his own girlfriend. Let's face is, Simon is not and will never be better than Zelda Knite. I know, I've faced both in that ring, and she gave me a tougher fight. He can still go, he can still punch like a real son of a bitch, but if Zelda walks into that ring tomorrow, she'd wrestle a five star classic without breaking a sweat. And Simon can't handle that. He has to pork her all over the house to keep her busy from wanting to get back in the ring. Just last week, the only thing he had to say to me was that he hated me for being a former world champion. He's got an inferiority complex, and he's trying to join the greatest wrestling family in the business. Good luck with that kid. All the fact are there, they should not work as a team. But for some reason, they do, and they're dangerous, and I love the challenge. The challenge to dethrone these unlikely champions. Luckily, I have a history of being dirty...
*Curtis steps down and walks toward the camera.*
Curtis: I've always been dirty, I don't know how to be any other way. And I found a little loophole in the NCW paperwork, which I know very well, seeing as I was a CEO once. Stephen and I won the number one contendership under the Church of Thor banner. The Church of Thor has the tag team title shot, and as such, the Church of Thor shall take that shot. But...
*Curtis walks in front of the round table, where Kingsley, Daniels, and Howdy are all sitting, with an evil grin on their faces.*
Curtis: The Church of Thor consists of four men, for very talented wrestlers. The Church of Thor has the shot, the Church of Thor will give the tag team champions the battle of their lives...but which two will it be? Which two should Team America prepare for? I'll tell you that you won't find out until the match starts. If you two are truly the worthy champions you seem to be, then this shouldn't be a problem. Maybe I'll take you down a notch myself, maybe we'll send the Captain to ruffle your sails, or maybe we'll send the tag team of Criminal Intent to do what they do best as a team. Or maybe we'll mix it up. It doesn't matter what combination we use, because we all believe in the same cause. We all want the same thing. We all believe that Thor will raise us up for giving him a great battle. And we all believe that we will conquer NCW. This is the first stepping stone to total dominance. No reason to not start at the top, with the best current champions NCW has.
*The other three members of the Church of Thor stand up and walk over to get behind Kanyon.*
Curtis: Make no mistake, we are not taking either of you lightly. We should, you're an old near cripple and a child cry baby. But you work well together. We need every advantage we can get and I ain't afraid to admit it. This is war, and in war, you don't play fair. You strategize, and you kick ass by any means necessary. Cry home to your mamas or your nurse maids if you don't like it. We're taking over, because we are the worthy. You will be broken. Enjoy your last day as champions.
*The scene fades.*