Post by Karnage on Nov 9, 2007 0:34:51 GMT -6
The scene opens with a man sitting at a computer. An ominous figure comes through the doorway behind him. It is the figure of Karnage. Karnage steps towards the computer, and stands behind the man.
HOLY CRAP! Karnage, you scared the be-jesus outta me, man! You haven't lost your touch on being silent, I see! I'm glad youa re here though, man. I checked out the "tape" of Dirtmurder like you asked. Dude, this whole fight thing, the busted rock, the brother falling, the thunderstorm, it's all fake. Probably the one of the BETTER jobs I have seen, but dude, I gotta tel ya, the whole thing is a FAKE! Here, look. If I take this layer off here, where the rocks break, you can tell the color variation just slightly between what the rock color was and what the "rubble" was left behind. Yeah yeah yeah, I know what youa re THINKING, the rock breaks, so the color variation is because the rock broke. Well, guess what? I scanned the rock into the system database, it's not even the same TYPE of rock! Computer grafix at it's finest! And the "thunderstorm"---it's fake. I checked the weather patterns from when he was supposed to be where he "killed" his brother----there hasn;t been a storm on that island in about 3 weeks! And your match was just signed not even a week ago! ANd check this out. The fall---you can TELL it's computer animation. GOOD computer animation, but let me tell you something, an OBVIOUS fraud! Special effects, maybe Hollywood good, but it's fake.
Virus, you did good. Were you able to find anything out on this guys history though? He says he's a killer? I don't think he could manage to fight his way out of a room full of flaming queers! What did you find?
Oh you will love this man! I did some "DIGGING" on your fiendishly quote "EVIL" Mr. Dirtmurder. Yeah, he killed someone. In a bar fight about 4 years ago. Turned out it was self defense, but the DA Dropped the charges. He's got a trust account in his name worth several MILLION, and has a couple houses, 4 unpaid parking tickets, his water bill was 17 days past due, a charge of sexual misconduct with a goat, must have gotten a good lawyer. Claimed mental instability due to drug use, and got him off with a fine and had to go through rehab, was on the Chess and Debate team in High School, got expelled from his fraternity and college when he was 19 for some stupid drug posession charge. But other than the typical whiney "I'm a rich kid and my mommy and daddy didn't love me" he hasn't got a damn thing in his past. Karnage, this guy is a total fake. More of a faker than a $10 whore in Cambodia on Army pay day! WHAA! MY MOMMY DIDN'T BREAST FEED ME LONG ENOUGH!! I am gonna kill people if I can't have my way! Karnage, do us all a favor and break this little whiney bitch's JAW so we don't have to listen to his crap! Oh, and I almost forgot, I talked to the boys in the Pentagon, and your history other than general orders, awards, and duty stations has been wiped CLEAN! And I had the boys and girls at the Central Intelligence Agency double check it. All you have is your basic Military record, birth place, social security number, no one can pull a DAMN thing up on you! Even this little whiney bitch boy can't pull anything out of your fies, no matter HOW much money he has! Karnage, this dude is a faker. Just go out, and clean his clock. You know what----how would you like to have a little fun with him?
Fun? What do you mean, FUN? I get to have all the FUN that I want in the ring with him on Sunday! The little whiney bitch will bleed, cry, scream, and BEG for mercy when I get finished with him!
Look, I know you can handle bbuisness in the ring dude. TRUST me, you trained me, you fought against me. I KNOW what you can do! But this---------is just too good to pass up. You see, when I was looking through his background, I noticed something. There is aproblem with his passport! You see, his description fits that of a terrorist from the Irish Republican Army that the FBI and CIA want to talk to! Now, I'm not an EXPERT in identifying someone in PERSON, but you look at the two pictures-----DEAD RINGER for one another! Do I think he's the guy----NO! HOWEVER, it would be against my Military duty not to forward this information, along with his whereabouts to the proper authorities to at least CONFIRM or DENY the true identity of this possible terrorist!
A psychotic laugh is shared between the two. Karnage allows Virus to do his work, and the plane that Dirtmurder is on is diverted from it's landing site to another site. That of Dallas Texas. Dirtmurder is taken out of the plane in handcuffs, and taken into custody by the FBI and CIA. He is then flown to Langley, Cirginia, where he is questioned and kept in custody for many, many hours. Dirtmurder is finally freed and cleared of everything but the 4 unpaid parking tickets, and is allowed to leave. As Dirtmurder is escorted out of CIA Headquarters, one of the guards tells Dirtmurder......
Mr. Dirtmurder, your Daaaaaaa----DDDDyyyyyyyyy told me to tell you he'll be waiting for you at the hotel. Have a nice evening, Mr. Dirt-self defense. Oh, and by the way, good luck in your match with Karnage---I think you will be NEEDING it!
Meanwhile, the regional director of the FBI makes a phone call to Karnage.
KARNAGE! I know you had something to do with this mess! And yes, he is a dead ringer for the guy we are after! But damnit! We don't have time to play games! There are terrorists out there! And you just tied up 2 federal agencies, and for what? ................................Yes, Karnage, I agree..............yes, he is a dead ringer for..........................all right, true, but...............................Yes, I understand...........................true, you make a good point. Well, true, I guess you make a valid point. Look, no harm, no foul right now. But even you have to admit, it's kinda strange that teh same week that you have a match with this faker that you have him arrested and detained and interrogated..................................Yes, you may be right. Better to check those and find they aren't who we are looking for than to let the REAL bad guy get away. .........................Yes, maybe so. Well, good luck on your match. Do me a favor though, OK? Break this pathetic moron's jaw so we don't have to listen to him whine anymore! I got sick of listening to his incessant BITCHING! What a FAKER! More of a faker than Bill Callahan trying to coach a football game! Yes, Karnage. Good Bye.
Virus, you are a GENIUS! And even the FBI Regional director agreed he was a dead ringer for our guy. Now, I just gotta try and get Leonard Fox to do something for me.I want to change the match a little. Maybe even give this little crybaby a fighting chance!
What's that, Karnage? You already brought out the truth about him, and embarassed him, you will DEFINATELY kick the tar out of him Sunday----what more do you want?
I want a Kendo Stick Match........now if you will excuse me, I have to go find Mr. Fox and see what I can do abotu this!
HOLY CRAP! Karnage, you scared the be-jesus outta me, man! You haven't lost your touch on being silent, I see! I'm glad youa re here though, man. I checked out the "tape" of Dirtmurder like you asked. Dude, this whole fight thing, the busted rock, the brother falling, the thunderstorm, it's all fake. Probably the one of the BETTER jobs I have seen, but dude, I gotta tel ya, the whole thing is a FAKE! Here, look. If I take this layer off here, where the rocks break, you can tell the color variation just slightly between what the rock color was and what the "rubble" was left behind. Yeah yeah yeah, I know what youa re THINKING, the rock breaks, so the color variation is because the rock broke. Well, guess what? I scanned the rock into the system database, it's not even the same TYPE of rock! Computer grafix at it's finest! And the "thunderstorm"---it's fake. I checked the weather patterns from when he was supposed to be where he "killed" his brother----there hasn;t been a storm on that island in about 3 weeks! And your match was just signed not even a week ago! ANd check this out. The fall---you can TELL it's computer animation. GOOD computer animation, but let me tell you something, an OBVIOUS fraud! Special effects, maybe Hollywood good, but it's fake.
Virus, you did good. Were you able to find anything out on this guys history though? He says he's a killer? I don't think he could manage to fight his way out of a room full of flaming queers! What did you find?
Oh you will love this man! I did some "DIGGING" on your fiendishly quote "EVIL" Mr. Dirtmurder. Yeah, he killed someone. In a bar fight about 4 years ago. Turned out it was self defense, but the DA Dropped the charges. He's got a trust account in his name worth several MILLION, and has a couple houses, 4 unpaid parking tickets, his water bill was 17 days past due, a charge of sexual misconduct with a goat, must have gotten a good lawyer. Claimed mental instability due to drug use, and got him off with a fine and had to go through rehab, was on the Chess and Debate team in High School, got expelled from his fraternity and college when he was 19 for some stupid drug posession charge. But other than the typical whiney "I'm a rich kid and my mommy and daddy didn't love me" he hasn't got a damn thing in his past. Karnage, this guy is a total fake. More of a faker than a $10 whore in Cambodia on Army pay day! WHAA! MY MOMMY DIDN'T BREAST FEED ME LONG ENOUGH!! I am gonna kill people if I can't have my way! Karnage, do us all a favor and break this little whiney bitch's JAW so we don't have to listen to his crap! Oh, and I almost forgot, I talked to the boys in the Pentagon, and your history other than general orders, awards, and duty stations has been wiped CLEAN! And I had the boys and girls at the Central Intelligence Agency double check it. All you have is your basic Military record, birth place, social security number, no one can pull a DAMN thing up on you! Even this little whiney bitch boy can't pull anything out of your fies, no matter HOW much money he has! Karnage, this dude is a faker. Just go out, and clean his clock. You know what----how would you like to have a little fun with him?
Fun? What do you mean, FUN? I get to have all the FUN that I want in the ring with him on Sunday! The little whiney bitch will bleed, cry, scream, and BEG for mercy when I get finished with him!
Look, I know you can handle bbuisness in the ring dude. TRUST me, you trained me, you fought against me. I KNOW what you can do! But this---------is just too good to pass up. You see, when I was looking through his background, I noticed something. There is aproblem with his passport! You see, his description fits that of a terrorist from the Irish Republican Army that the FBI and CIA want to talk to! Now, I'm not an EXPERT in identifying someone in PERSON, but you look at the two pictures-----DEAD RINGER for one another! Do I think he's the guy----NO! HOWEVER, it would be against my Military duty not to forward this information, along with his whereabouts to the proper authorities to at least CONFIRM or DENY the true identity of this possible terrorist!
A psychotic laugh is shared between the two. Karnage allows Virus to do his work, and the plane that Dirtmurder is on is diverted from it's landing site to another site. That of Dallas Texas. Dirtmurder is taken out of the plane in handcuffs, and taken into custody by the FBI and CIA. He is then flown to Langley, Cirginia, where he is questioned and kept in custody for many, many hours. Dirtmurder is finally freed and cleared of everything but the 4 unpaid parking tickets, and is allowed to leave. As Dirtmurder is escorted out of CIA Headquarters, one of the guards tells Dirtmurder......
Mr. Dirtmurder, your Daaaaaaa----DDDDyyyyyyyyy told me to tell you he'll be waiting for you at the hotel. Have a nice evening, Mr. Dirt-self defense. Oh, and by the way, good luck in your match with Karnage---I think you will be NEEDING it!
Meanwhile, the regional director of the FBI makes a phone call to Karnage.
KARNAGE! I know you had something to do with this mess! And yes, he is a dead ringer for the guy we are after! But damnit! We don't have time to play games! There are terrorists out there! And you just tied up 2 federal agencies, and for what? ................................Yes, Karnage, I agree..............yes, he is a dead ringer for..........................all right, true, but...............................Yes, I understand...........................true, you make a good point. Well, true, I guess you make a valid point. Look, no harm, no foul right now. But even you have to admit, it's kinda strange that teh same week that you have a match with this faker that you have him arrested and detained and interrogated..................................Yes, you may be right. Better to check those and find they aren't who we are looking for than to let the REAL bad guy get away. .........................Yes, maybe so. Well, good luck on your match. Do me a favor though, OK? Break this pathetic moron's jaw so we don't have to listen to him whine anymore! I got sick of listening to his incessant BITCHING! What a FAKER! More of a faker than Bill Callahan trying to coach a football game! Yes, Karnage. Good Bye.
Virus, you are a GENIUS! And even the FBI Regional director agreed he was a dead ringer for our guy. Now, I just gotta try and get Leonard Fox to do something for me.I want to change the match a little. Maybe even give this little crybaby a fighting chance!
What's that, Karnage? You already brought out the truth about him, and embarassed him, you will DEFINATELY kick the tar out of him Sunday----what more do you want?
I want a Kendo Stick Match........now if you will excuse me, I have to go find Mr. Fox and see what I can do abotu this!