Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on Mar 23, 2013 21:10:15 GMT -6
*The scene opens with the members of the Church of Thor sitting at the round table in their locker room.*
Curtis: Gentlemen! That was along the lines if what I was talking about! We danced circles around Trent Helms and Steve Awesome. I am truly sorry that I had to say such hurtful things to rile you all up, but it worked! That's the intensity that Thor wants to see. That's the fire, passions, and burning desire that is worthy of the mighty one!
Stephen: You called my girl a skank.
Cyrus: You called me a lazy bitch.
Howdy: I find your insight interesting and refreshing.
Curtis: Uh..thanks. But I did not mean those things for the most part. It was simply a way to get your blood boiling, and damnit, we kicked ass! Trent got beat so bad, he backed away from fighting this week. I'm surprised Steve Awesome is even walking. We tore them apart! And this week, we have a chance to make a bigger impact on three legends of NCW.
Stephen: We? Oh mighty leader, this is a singles match. You don't need to rely on us to win this one.
Curtis: I don't like that tone.
Cyrus: I'm pretty sure Thor would rather you do battle against them on an even playing ground.
Curtis: But we are a team. We are together under the banner of Thor. And if you walk with Thor, you never walk alone.
Howdy: Well, you won't be walking with us. I've decided to side with my brothers in arms and sit this one out as it looks to be an interesting outcome no matter what happens.
Curtis: So none of you will stand by your leader as he fig ht s this Sunday?
*They all shake their head no as Curtis looks around with a grimace. After a moment of awkward silence, Curtis's face turns to half smile.*
Curtis: Well I'll be damned! My plan worked too well! But that matters not that you won't be down there. Because I have created a stronger bond among you, and even if it is against me right now, that's what we need. So sit back, drink ale, and watch as I dismantle these three legends. Watch as I prove to you why Thor chose me to lead this group! We are the breakers damnit! We are the worthy! So just sit back and watch how it's done!
*Curtis grabs his hammer and storms out of the room. The other three members of the Church look at each other and shrug. The scene fades.*
*We open later in the day, CDK sitting on his throne.*
Curtis: Well la-de-da. Look what we have here. A verifiable who's who of the NCW elite, in one giant of a four way match up. Four guys, all out for themselves, all ready to prove their the best while we have the chance. And I love it. This is what I'm talking about. This is what Thor wants to see! A fight amongst the best. A glorious, bloody brawl. Everybody slugging it out, fists flying every which way! Biff! Boom! BANG!
*Curtis is practically frothing at the mouth from the excitement. He wipes away some spittle.*
Curtis: I'm sorry, it's just been awhile seen I've been this excited for a fight. I mean, four former world champions, all in one match. It will just be amazing. And when I stand tall over those other amazing athletes, I will be able to demand anything I damn well please. I will exert my dominance, and show that the Church of Thor is running NCW.
*Curtis holds his Hammer up.*
Curtis: And once we have all the power in NCW, we'll hold this place down under our hammer. But that starts after this match. After I take out these three legends. First, Steve Awesome. Steve, Steve, Steve. Last week, we took out you and Trent. You just came back, you ain't fresh, and you show it. You were one of the baddest motha's in this joint, you know how to play mind games like the best of them. But you are faulty right now, and you expect to walk into this match and stand a chance? I know you, and I know you won't just accept what's going to happen to you, you're going to go down swinging. And I want that. But I just want you to not be disappointed when I break you in half and take you out of this dance. You can go right back to sitting on the sidelines, drinking your mai tais and flirting with the ladies. Just in a wheelchair.
*Curtis smirks and slaps his hammer into his hand.*
Curtis: Then, there's Philip Burns. Phil, long time no see. Steve's already shown he's rusty, but you, well, we'll have to wait and see, but since you've been out longer than he, I don't like your chances. But I like you Phil, I'm glad your back. Every time I see you, I get reminded about that time I beat you for the World title. Funny how that little snippet was missing from your career retrospective. But that's okay. I hope your up to snuff Phil, I really do, because as bland as your move-set may be, you were one of the best mat technicians in the world. You make wrestling look like an art form. In fact, you put the "art" in "retarded." Just because I'm all nostalgic for you clyde, don't think I'll go easy. You just showed up, and I might be about to send you packing again...in a wheelchair.
*Curtis spins the hammer around.*
Curtis: Then there's Gib. Good ol' Gib. Really ol'. But not as feeble as he makes himself sound. That's real dirty of ol' Gib. Complain about being old and broken. Complain about being over 50. But I just got walloped by the man, so I know he ain't feeble. He's just plain dirty about using his age. And I freakin' respect the hel out of that! I hope I'm that wiley when I'm old and gray. Well, you can't see it, but trust me, he does that old naked man in the locker room thing, he's gray. It's funny though, because he's going to be the only competitor hitting hard in this match. But I will hit harder. I now his game now, and I ain't playing and I...will not be putting him in a wheelchair. Father time's already got that covered. But I am putting him down.
*Curtis stands up.*
Curtis: I will stand tall on my own to show Thor that I am worthy! I am the worthiest of NCW and I will rule.
*Curtis raises his arms in the air with his hammer over his head. The scene fades.*
Curtis: Gentlemen! That was along the lines if what I was talking about! We danced circles around Trent Helms and Steve Awesome. I am truly sorry that I had to say such hurtful things to rile you all up, but it worked! That's the intensity that Thor wants to see. That's the fire, passions, and burning desire that is worthy of the mighty one!
Stephen: You called my girl a skank.
Cyrus: You called me a lazy bitch.
Howdy: I find your insight interesting and refreshing.
Curtis: Uh..thanks. But I did not mean those things for the most part. It was simply a way to get your blood boiling, and damnit, we kicked ass! Trent got beat so bad, he backed away from fighting this week. I'm surprised Steve Awesome is even walking. We tore them apart! And this week, we have a chance to make a bigger impact on three legends of NCW.
Stephen: We? Oh mighty leader, this is a singles match. You don't need to rely on us to win this one.
Curtis: I don't like that tone.
Cyrus: I'm pretty sure Thor would rather you do battle against them on an even playing ground.
Curtis: But we are a team. We are together under the banner of Thor. And if you walk with Thor, you never walk alone.
Howdy: Well, you won't be walking with us. I've decided to side with my brothers in arms and sit this one out as it looks to be an interesting outcome no matter what happens.
Curtis: So none of you will stand by your leader as he fig ht s this Sunday?
*They all shake their head no as Curtis looks around with a grimace. After a moment of awkward silence, Curtis's face turns to half smile.*
Curtis: Well I'll be damned! My plan worked too well! But that matters not that you won't be down there. Because I have created a stronger bond among you, and even if it is against me right now, that's what we need. So sit back, drink ale, and watch as I dismantle these three legends. Watch as I prove to you why Thor chose me to lead this group! We are the breakers damnit! We are the worthy! So just sit back and watch how it's done!
*Curtis grabs his hammer and storms out of the room. The other three members of the Church look at each other and shrug. The scene fades.*
*We open later in the day, CDK sitting on his throne.*
Curtis: Well la-de-da. Look what we have here. A verifiable who's who of the NCW elite, in one giant of a four way match up. Four guys, all out for themselves, all ready to prove their the best while we have the chance. And I love it. This is what I'm talking about. This is what Thor wants to see! A fight amongst the best. A glorious, bloody brawl. Everybody slugging it out, fists flying every which way! Biff! Boom! BANG!
*Curtis is practically frothing at the mouth from the excitement. He wipes away some spittle.*
Curtis: I'm sorry, it's just been awhile seen I've been this excited for a fight. I mean, four former world champions, all in one match. It will just be amazing. And when I stand tall over those other amazing athletes, I will be able to demand anything I damn well please. I will exert my dominance, and show that the Church of Thor is running NCW.
*Curtis holds his Hammer up.*
Curtis: And once we have all the power in NCW, we'll hold this place down under our hammer. But that starts after this match. After I take out these three legends. First, Steve Awesome. Steve, Steve, Steve. Last week, we took out you and Trent. You just came back, you ain't fresh, and you show it. You were one of the baddest motha's in this joint, you know how to play mind games like the best of them. But you are faulty right now, and you expect to walk into this match and stand a chance? I know you, and I know you won't just accept what's going to happen to you, you're going to go down swinging. And I want that. But I just want you to not be disappointed when I break you in half and take you out of this dance. You can go right back to sitting on the sidelines, drinking your mai tais and flirting with the ladies. Just in a wheelchair.
*Curtis smirks and slaps his hammer into his hand.*
Curtis: Then, there's Philip Burns. Phil, long time no see. Steve's already shown he's rusty, but you, well, we'll have to wait and see, but since you've been out longer than he, I don't like your chances. But I like you Phil, I'm glad your back. Every time I see you, I get reminded about that time I beat you for the World title. Funny how that little snippet was missing from your career retrospective. But that's okay. I hope your up to snuff Phil, I really do, because as bland as your move-set may be, you were one of the best mat technicians in the world. You make wrestling look like an art form. In fact, you put the "art" in "retarded." Just because I'm all nostalgic for you clyde, don't think I'll go easy. You just showed up, and I might be about to send you packing again...in a wheelchair.
*Curtis spins the hammer around.*
Curtis: Then there's Gib. Good ol' Gib. Really ol'. But not as feeble as he makes himself sound. That's real dirty of ol' Gib. Complain about being old and broken. Complain about being over 50. But I just got walloped by the man, so I know he ain't feeble. He's just plain dirty about using his age. And I freakin' respect the hel out of that! I hope I'm that wiley when I'm old and gray. Well, you can't see it, but trust me, he does that old naked man in the locker room thing, he's gray. It's funny though, because he's going to be the only competitor hitting hard in this match. But I will hit harder. I now his game now, and I ain't playing and I...will not be putting him in a wheelchair. Father time's already got that covered. But I am putting him down.
*Curtis stands up.*
Curtis: I will stand tall on my own to show Thor that I am worthy! I am the worthiest of NCW and I will rule.
*Curtis raises his arms in the air with his hammer over his head. The scene fades.*