Post by A.C. Douglas on Mar 23, 2013 22:23:10 GMT -6
Well, well, well. Another week, another win. Are you understanding what I’m talking about now? Do you finally believe me when I tell you that I am the single best thing NCW has going today? I just took one half of the tag team champions and just…dominated him like I said I was going to. I mean, Todd and I are accomplishing so much, and yet you all still continue to think that we don’t deserve our re-match. Was that proof enough? Do I have embarrass Gib as well? Do I have to put down a legend and a hall of famer before we finally get our due? I can do it, but I don’t want to, I actually have some respect for Gibford. But if we are still ignored after all that, I may have to. It’s your choice NCW, You just might make me humiliate and humble that broken down old man if you continue with this disrespect.
Now, Todd and myself have destroyed every tag team here, and we deserve our rematch. There it is, as plain as day, I have supplied all the proof required and we have done as we have been asked repeatedly. Close Encounters of the Awesome kind? Check. Church of Thor? Check. Second rate riders? Check. The other black tag team? Double check. The only team left if Team America. And when we get our rematch, we will defeat them as well. Todd and myself are the next tag team champions, there’s no doubt in my mind, especially after I wiped the floor with Simon Daye. I mean, are you going to dig up the Hollands next? Do we have to crush them as well? What about Knitely Bangs? Dirty Deal? EverySense? No matter what roadblock you attempt to put in our way, we will overcome it, much like our people have been doing for years. We are about to held back anymore. So you can stop trying and give us the re-match we deserve.
Now, as it related to this week, I’m facing Shane Hunt. Shane Hunt. A man who just sat in front of the camera and talked a big game, when he has done nothing his entire career to warrant any kind of threat. Another loser who has crawled out of the woodwork because he wants to revive his joke of a career for whatever reason. It’s extremely pathetic. I mean, it’s downright absurd that this man is even in my presence, let alone attempting to be on the same level as I am. I have run over every single person that has attempted to face me, because I am so much better both physically and mentally than so many other men, I’m almost beginning to feel sad for them. Shane Hunt will be no different. Who is Shane Hunt? What has he accomplished in the time he was around? Not a thing. He’s no memorable. He never left any sort of impression on anyone. He never even got a sniff at any sort of title. And this man is going to just walk in the back door of NCW and beat me? Are you kidding me?
Shane Hunt is a nobody who’s trying to become a somebody at this stage of the game. Sadly Shane, it’s not going to happen. Like all the others, you will be soundly defeated and sent right back to the bottom of the barrel where you belong. You aren’t an elite talent like myself. You aren’t the athlete I am. You aren’t the wrestler that I am. You certainly aren’t the man I am. So honestly, what makes you think you can even stay in the same ring with me? Because you used to be a mid-level talent? Because you can get yourself in game shape after all these years? I don’t understand Shane. You literally have nothing to show for your time in NCW earlier, and yet, your coming out and barking at the moon like you’ve done anything of any relevance in the past 10 years. Like you are some kind of a big deal. No one remembers you, no one cares about you, no one will remember you exist after this match. You are just going to be another name on my list of defeated opponents. Just another bit of trivia on A.C. Douglas’s hall of fame worthy resume. That’s really the best you can hope for Shane. Nothing more.
But, if it’s any consolation to you Shane, it’s not like you’re getting beat by a nobody. It’s not like this is some wild upset that’s about to happen. You’re getting beat by me. A.C. Douglas is no slouch, I am a gifted athlete with elite skills in the ring, on the microphone, anything I chose to do in my life has been greatly successful. I mean, I was a three sport athlete in high school. I was an academic all-American in college. I went to Duke university, who’s about to add another NCAA trophy to their collection in the March Madness tournament this year. Had I chose to play football at Duke, they would be 4 time National champions at football. That’s how much of a difference maker I would have been. That’s how great of an athlete I am. And it’s not only athletically either. I studied at Oxford for two years. I once debated in British Parliament and won. I’ve won several math contests, Spelling bees. You name it, I’ve done it. I am a walking, breathing legend in my own time. I once ran a 4.09 at the practice NFL combine, But out of respect for Bo Jackson, I chose not to run. I was scouted by the Mets, but since they‘re the Mets, I declined.
This is who I am Shane. A man who does not have to scream and holler, or even raise my voice. I don’t need to come on TV like you did and make threats. Because what I say comes true. And these people, whether they want to admit it or not, know that I am correct in my assessment of everyone and everything I assess. Including you. You should take no shame in the loss you are about to suffer, you should take solace in the fact that you were beaten by the absolute best. I’m finally going to give you something you’ve been searching for, for a long, long time: A highlight. That’s right Shane, I want you to find a way to record this match. Make sure you are able to own this match. Because it’s going to be something you can show your children or grandchildren when they wonder what you ever did with your life. You can show them this match and say “look kids, that man I’m in the ring with, that’s A.C. Douglas. He was a great man, who did many great things.”
Then of course, your grandchildren will simply say “I know.” Yes, your grandchildren will remember me, more than they will you. They will know my name, wear a shirt bearing my likeness. And most importantly, they will strive to be like me, and follow the example I set. Even now I continue to make an impression on today’s youth, serving as a role model. I don’t need to curse like you, I don’t need to sweat up weights and workout machines like you do, Nor do I need a ridiculous haircut like you do. I am my own man, and on Collision, I will defeat you, because I am that much better than you.
And I’m better, because I am Young, Black, and Successful.
Get your DVR’s and cameras ready, Shane. This is a special event for you. You’re welcome.
Melody was so pissed when I came back to New York. I assume that Todd stooged me off to her. It took a long time to calm Melody down, but she eventually came back down. I had to take her to dinner in order to apologize, without actually saying I'm sorry. Because well, I'm not. I had hoped Melody would understand that these girls pretty much wait on me hand and foot. They are willing to do things that Melody simply doesn't want to. Although she calmed down, she did give me a stern warning that she was not a piece of ass for me, and that by being with her, I had apparently entered some sort of agreement not to get mine
Apparently, she doesn't understand that as a man, with easy access to women, I have an ability that should not be wasted. Maybe she doesn't realize it, but this is something I cannot just...stop. It's not in my blood. I am a man. I conquer things, and I'm not going to stop now when I have a good thing going.
I tried to explain this to her, but she didn't want to hear it. She gave me this long winded, very angry tirade about staying with her, and I had to listen and not say anything. I know when a woman is mad, it's best not to argue with them. You're not going to win, even if you're right. It was an Oscar-worthy performance to be sure. Straight out of Juliard. It was as if she rehearsed it. But I didn't want to make her feel bad, because I saw through the act. Melody is very smart, but she's crafty too. If I could only make her stop using such ghetto slang when she talks, everything will be just fine. I think. I should probably try not to get her so mad at me.
But, it's always a good thing when you can end an argument with sex.
I think she forgave me.
Now, Todd and myself have destroyed every tag team here, and we deserve our rematch. There it is, as plain as day, I have supplied all the proof required and we have done as we have been asked repeatedly. Close Encounters of the Awesome kind? Check. Church of Thor? Check. Second rate riders? Check. The other black tag team? Double check. The only team left if Team America. And when we get our rematch, we will defeat them as well. Todd and myself are the next tag team champions, there’s no doubt in my mind, especially after I wiped the floor with Simon Daye. I mean, are you going to dig up the Hollands next? Do we have to crush them as well? What about Knitely Bangs? Dirty Deal? EverySense? No matter what roadblock you attempt to put in our way, we will overcome it, much like our people have been doing for years. We are about to held back anymore. So you can stop trying and give us the re-match we deserve.
Now, as it related to this week, I’m facing Shane Hunt. Shane Hunt. A man who just sat in front of the camera and talked a big game, when he has done nothing his entire career to warrant any kind of threat. Another loser who has crawled out of the woodwork because he wants to revive his joke of a career for whatever reason. It’s extremely pathetic. I mean, it’s downright absurd that this man is even in my presence, let alone attempting to be on the same level as I am. I have run over every single person that has attempted to face me, because I am so much better both physically and mentally than so many other men, I’m almost beginning to feel sad for them. Shane Hunt will be no different. Who is Shane Hunt? What has he accomplished in the time he was around? Not a thing. He’s no memorable. He never left any sort of impression on anyone. He never even got a sniff at any sort of title. And this man is going to just walk in the back door of NCW and beat me? Are you kidding me?
Shane Hunt is a nobody who’s trying to become a somebody at this stage of the game. Sadly Shane, it’s not going to happen. Like all the others, you will be soundly defeated and sent right back to the bottom of the barrel where you belong. You aren’t an elite talent like myself. You aren’t the athlete I am. You aren’t the wrestler that I am. You certainly aren’t the man I am. So honestly, what makes you think you can even stay in the same ring with me? Because you used to be a mid-level talent? Because you can get yourself in game shape after all these years? I don’t understand Shane. You literally have nothing to show for your time in NCW earlier, and yet, your coming out and barking at the moon like you’ve done anything of any relevance in the past 10 years. Like you are some kind of a big deal. No one remembers you, no one cares about you, no one will remember you exist after this match. You are just going to be another name on my list of defeated opponents. Just another bit of trivia on A.C. Douglas’s hall of fame worthy resume. That’s really the best you can hope for Shane. Nothing more.
But, if it’s any consolation to you Shane, it’s not like you’re getting beat by a nobody. It’s not like this is some wild upset that’s about to happen. You’re getting beat by me. A.C. Douglas is no slouch, I am a gifted athlete with elite skills in the ring, on the microphone, anything I chose to do in my life has been greatly successful. I mean, I was a three sport athlete in high school. I was an academic all-American in college. I went to Duke university, who’s about to add another NCAA trophy to their collection in the March Madness tournament this year. Had I chose to play football at Duke, they would be 4 time National champions at football. That’s how much of a difference maker I would have been. That’s how great of an athlete I am. And it’s not only athletically either. I studied at Oxford for two years. I once debated in British Parliament and won. I’ve won several math contests, Spelling bees. You name it, I’ve done it. I am a walking, breathing legend in my own time. I once ran a 4.09 at the practice NFL combine, But out of respect for Bo Jackson, I chose not to run. I was scouted by the Mets, but since they‘re the Mets, I declined.
This is who I am Shane. A man who does not have to scream and holler, or even raise my voice. I don’t need to come on TV like you did and make threats. Because what I say comes true. And these people, whether they want to admit it or not, know that I am correct in my assessment of everyone and everything I assess. Including you. You should take no shame in the loss you are about to suffer, you should take solace in the fact that you were beaten by the absolute best. I’m finally going to give you something you’ve been searching for, for a long, long time: A highlight. That’s right Shane, I want you to find a way to record this match. Make sure you are able to own this match. Because it’s going to be something you can show your children or grandchildren when they wonder what you ever did with your life. You can show them this match and say “look kids, that man I’m in the ring with, that’s A.C. Douglas. He was a great man, who did many great things.”
Then of course, your grandchildren will simply say “I know.” Yes, your grandchildren will remember me, more than they will you. They will know my name, wear a shirt bearing my likeness. And most importantly, they will strive to be like me, and follow the example I set. Even now I continue to make an impression on today’s youth, serving as a role model. I don’t need to curse like you, I don’t need to sweat up weights and workout machines like you do, Nor do I need a ridiculous haircut like you do. I am my own man, and on Collision, I will defeat you, because I am that much better than you.
And I’m better, because I am Young, Black, and Successful.
Get your DVR’s and cameras ready, Shane. This is a special event for you. You’re welcome.
Melody was so pissed when I came back to New York. I assume that Todd stooged me off to her. It took a long time to calm Melody down, but she eventually came back down. I had to take her to dinner in order to apologize, without actually saying I'm sorry. Because well, I'm not. I had hoped Melody would understand that these girls pretty much wait on me hand and foot. They are willing to do things that Melody simply doesn't want to. Although she calmed down, she did give me a stern warning that she was not a piece of ass for me, and that by being with her, I had apparently entered some sort of agreement not to get mine
Apparently, she doesn't understand that as a man, with easy access to women, I have an ability that should not be wasted. Maybe she doesn't realize it, but this is something I cannot just...stop. It's not in my blood. I am a man. I conquer things, and I'm not going to stop now when I have a good thing going.
I tried to explain this to her, but she didn't want to hear it. She gave me this long winded, very angry tirade about staying with her, and I had to listen and not say anything. I know when a woman is mad, it's best not to argue with them. You're not going to win, even if you're right. It was an Oscar-worthy performance to be sure. Straight out of Juliard. It was as if she rehearsed it. But I didn't want to make her feel bad, because I saw through the act. Melody is very smart, but she's crafty too. If I could only make her stop using such ghetto slang when she talks, everything will be just fine. I think. I should probably try not to get her so mad at me.
But, it's always a good thing when you can end an argument with sex.
I think she forgave me.