Post by A.C. Douglas on Mar 30, 2013 22:56:51 GMT -6
You know, it has been an interesting 7 days. I must admit. I never thought I'd say that another grown man would complain about me on his facebook, but Shane Hunt certainly did, and then to the surprise of absolutely no one, I defeated Mr. Hunt on Collision. And of course, Duke is well on it's way to yet another NCAA National championship. Not really a surprise there either. Now I know there are certain people who just hate winners. You know who you are out there. The losers. The people who have nothing, so they hate the people who have everything. I have been a winner since day 1 in this company, aside from a fluke that will very soon be rectified once Todd and I receive our tag title re-match. It's only a matter of time. Aside from that one blemish, I have been doing what I do best, winning. Much like Duke. It wasn't only a natural genetic trait, it was instilled in me at that prestigious university. A winning attitude, and the confidence to carry yourself like a champion. It's has become something I've noticed that no one else in this company has, aside from the World champion, Roberto Verona, But he also has a big gold belt on his shoulder. But me, I've always known I was a winner. Much like Duke.
Which makes it all the more hilarious that my opponent this week is none other than X champion Jimmy Warren who went to North Carolina...or N.C. State...or some North Carolina college that is no longer in the NCAA Tournament. It's just goes to show that winners go to the better schools. I go to Duke, he obviously is doing some kind of medical thing in North Carolina, which kind of puzzles me as to why he's a pro wrestler. It really doesn't make any sense, but whatever. That really doesn't matter. Just like every other match I've been in, I will once again win. You all should be getting used to it by now. Jimmy may be the X champion, but I am a winner. He's some snot-nosed wanna-be doctor who, like most of this roster, does not measure up to me in any way shape or form. It's going to be yet another example of how talented I am, both mentally and physically. I mean, a doctor. I'm about to match wits with a doctor. I have no doubt of my mental capabilities to not only match, but prove my superiority over. It's what I do.
Jimmy may the X champion, but he's not a winner. He won that title on a fluke victory. Who cares about that. How many world champions has he beat? That's right zero. It's just another test I will pass, based on my athletic prowess. You all should understand just how good I am after I defeat another so-called champion. It's just what I do.
Oh the look on Crystal's face was priceless when Duke beat Michigan State. It was even more hilarious when Melody informed me that Crystal never went there. Sometimes I think I'll never understand people. I have total confidence in Duke. Just like the world should have total confidence in me. I really should have rubbed it in more to Crystal. Watching her heart sink was one of the best things I've ever seen.
As I said, it's good to be me.
Which makes it all the more hilarious that my opponent this week is none other than X champion Jimmy Warren who went to North Carolina...or N.C. State...or some North Carolina college that is no longer in the NCAA Tournament. It's just goes to show that winners go to the better schools. I go to Duke, he obviously is doing some kind of medical thing in North Carolina, which kind of puzzles me as to why he's a pro wrestler. It really doesn't make any sense, but whatever. That really doesn't matter. Just like every other match I've been in, I will once again win. You all should be getting used to it by now. Jimmy may be the X champion, but I am a winner. He's some snot-nosed wanna-be doctor who, like most of this roster, does not measure up to me in any way shape or form. It's going to be yet another example of how talented I am, both mentally and physically. I mean, a doctor. I'm about to match wits with a doctor. I have no doubt of my mental capabilities to not only match, but prove my superiority over. It's what I do.
Jimmy may the X champion, but he's not a winner. He won that title on a fluke victory. Who cares about that. How many world champions has he beat? That's right zero. It's just another test I will pass, based on my athletic prowess. You all should understand just how good I am after I defeat another so-called champion. It's just what I do.
Oh the look on Crystal's face was priceless when Duke beat Michigan State. It was even more hilarious when Melody informed me that Crystal never went there. Sometimes I think I'll never understand people. I have total confidence in Duke. Just like the world should have total confidence in me. I really should have rubbed it in more to Crystal. Watching her heart sink was one of the best things I've ever seen.
As I said, it's good to be me.