Post by Karnage on Dec 15, 2007 18:35:33 GMT -6
Karnage is seen driving his truck into the arena. He steps out, wearing a black turtleneck and blue jeans. He reaches into the back of the truck, and pulls out hsi gym bag, and a wrapped gift.
Karnage walks towards the arena, and walks behind one of the nCw employees. Karnage stops, and looks down at the man, who is working, and doesn't notice him. Karnage looks down at him for several seconds, and then clears his throat. The man keeps doing his work and begins to speak, almost in a tone of contempt.
Can't you see I'm BUSY HERE....I don't have time for............................................
The man turns around, and has a look of horror as he is looking into the chest of Karnage. The fans start to cheer and jeer, and the worker slowly looks upward, finally locking eyes with the monster of a man named Karnage.
WHAT WAS THAT YOU SAID, LITTLE MAN?
The fans cheer and jeer even more as the man starts to speak, but is unable to, stammering and trying to find words that he hopes will be an ample apology for the monster of a man who is towering over him.
Uhh----Mr. Karnage----Sir----I mean, uhmmm-----I'm sorry, I didn't know it was------what I mean to say is that I had no idea it was------
Karnage lowers his face to the worker, and gets eye to tye with the insignificant little flea on the face of this Earth.
SHUT THE HELL UP, LITTLE MAN! If you want to live to see tomorrow, you are going to do EXACTLY what I tell you, YOU GOT IT?
The man shakes his head up and down slowly, adn stammers........Y.y.y.y.y.y.y.....yes, Mr. Karnage! I can't tell you how......
SHUT YOUR BLOW HOLE, CRAP HOLE! Now listen very closely. I want you to take this present and give it to John Anthony. And make DAMN SURE he gets it before our match! And if I have to come find you because this task wasn't done, I'll PULL YOUR NUTS OFF THROUGH YOUR DAMN THROAT, YOU GOT IT, YOU LONG HAIRED FREAK!
Shhh----and change your pants and take a shower, will ya? You smell like PISS!
Karnage walks off and heads towards his locker room, and the camera pans back. The worker is standing there, and has urinated on himself. He takes the package, and runs off towards the locker rooms.
About 30 minutes later, he is seen, wearing clean clothes and the package in hand, and knocks on the door of John Anthony.
The door flies open, and there, standing in the doorway, is none other than John Anthony himself.
What in the hell do you want?
Uhm, Mr. Anthony, Sir, I was asked to bring you this from Karnage. He said it was your Christmas present from him!
Well, don't just stand there! OPEN IT! I don't want ot open it, it could be a damn BOMB with as crazy as he is!
The worker opens the present, and inside is a card. He opens it, and begins to read.
"John Anthony,
I wanted to get you a gift to fix "The Machine"
Because your wrestling is the worst that I have ever seen!
Your in-ring savvy is so bad, it has a horrible stench,
So to get you fixed and ready for tonight, I bought you a wrench!
Get your ass ready for tonight, because I won't be holding anything back, you little freak!
Waiting to kick your whiney little ass,
Karnage
The worker then slowly hands a large mechanics wrench to John Anthony.
He takes the wrench, and looks at it. The worker is standing there, staring at John Anthony. John Anthony then takes the wrench, lifts it up, and says......Get the hell out of here! And take a shower and change your clothes, will ya? You smell like piss!
The door slams shut on the worker, and the camera pans back once again, to find that the worker has once again, urinated on himself.
I don't know who is worse! John Anthony or Karnage! Screw this mess, I'm too old to be putting up with this kind of abuse! I QUIT!
Karnage walks towards the arena, and walks behind one of the nCw employees. Karnage stops, and looks down at the man, who is working, and doesn't notice him. Karnage looks down at him for several seconds, and then clears his throat. The man keeps doing his work and begins to speak, almost in a tone of contempt.
Can't you see I'm BUSY HERE....I don't have time for............................................
The man turns around, and has a look of horror as he is looking into the chest of Karnage. The fans start to cheer and jeer, and the worker slowly looks upward, finally locking eyes with the monster of a man named Karnage.
WHAT WAS THAT YOU SAID, LITTLE MAN?
The fans cheer and jeer even more as the man starts to speak, but is unable to, stammering and trying to find words that he hopes will be an ample apology for the monster of a man who is towering over him.
Uhh----Mr. Karnage----Sir----I mean, uhmmm-----I'm sorry, I didn't know it was------what I mean to say is that I had no idea it was------
Karnage lowers his face to the worker, and gets eye to tye with the insignificant little flea on the face of this Earth.
SHUT THE HELL UP, LITTLE MAN! If you want to live to see tomorrow, you are going to do EXACTLY what I tell you, YOU GOT IT?
The man shakes his head up and down slowly, adn stammers........Y.y.y.y.y.y.y.....yes, Mr. Karnage! I can't tell you how......
SHUT YOUR BLOW HOLE, CRAP HOLE! Now listen very closely. I want you to take this present and give it to John Anthony. And make DAMN SURE he gets it before our match! And if I have to come find you because this task wasn't done, I'll PULL YOUR NUTS OFF THROUGH YOUR DAMN THROAT, YOU GOT IT, YOU LONG HAIRED FREAK!
Shhh----and change your pants and take a shower, will ya? You smell like PISS!
Karnage walks off and heads towards his locker room, and the camera pans back. The worker is standing there, and has urinated on himself. He takes the package, and runs off towards the locker rooms.
About 30 minutes later, he is seen, wearing clean clothes and the package in hand, and knocks on the door of John Anthony.
The door flies open, and there, standing in the doorway, is none other than John Anthony himself.
What in the hell do you want?
Uhm, Mr. Anthony, Sir, I was asked to bring you this from Karnage. He said it was your Christmas present from him!
Well, don't just stand there! OPEN IT! I don't want ot open it, it could be a damn BOMB with as crazy as he is!
The worker opens the present, and inside is a card. He opens it, and begins to read.
"John Anthony,
I wanted to get you a gift to fix "The Machine"
Because your wrestling is the worst that I have ever seen!
Your in-ring savvy is so bad, it has a horrible stench,
So to get you fixed and ready for tonight, I bought you a wrench!
Get your ass ready for tonight, because I won't be holding anything back, you little freak!
Waiting to kick your whiney little ass,
Karnage
The worker then slowly hands a large mechanics wrench to John Anthony.
He takes the wrench, and looks at it. The worker is standing there, staring at John Anthony. John Anthony then takes the wrench, lifts it up, and says......Get the hell out of here! And take a shower and change your clothes, will ya? You smell like piss!
The door slams shut on the worker, and the camera pans back once again, to find that the worker has once again, urinated on himself.
I don't know who is worse! John Anthony or Karnage! Screw this mess, I'm too old to be putting up with this kind of abuse! I QUIT!
