Post by Christian Kane on Dec 15, 2007 8:51:54 GMT -6
Voiceover: The following announcement is intended to illustrate the principles of true honour, class and nobility and is brought to you by The New and Improved Empire...
*The scene starts a few weeks back when Christian vs SoS Phillip Burns. It shows Christian Kane in the ring mocking Burns who is standing on the outside of the ring wondering how to enter the ring without getting stomped on. When Burns is going to enter the ring Sexy Jason, The Ace and John Anthony run down the ramp from backstage and attack Burns from behind. Christian leans on the ropes and looks over at Burns getting beaten up by the empire. Christian has a smirk on his face and then signals for them to roll him into the ring. Christian then picks Burns up and throws him off the ropes and lands a spine buster, Christian signals for the referee to ring the bell and picks Burns up and signals to the fans that its time for the malfunction, Christian nails the malfunction and then covers Burns and gets the three count. Christian looks down at Burns with a cheesy grin on his face as the referee raises his hand.*
*The scene then cuts to Christian Kane working at Sexy Jason's gym. No one is there apart from Christian. He starts to use the weights to work on his upper body strength to get the advantage on Burns. He then moves onto the treadmill to work on his stamina to gain the advantage over Burns who has the stamina of Tankelad. Just as Christian comes off the treadmill Kathy enters.*
Kathy: Hey Christian is Jason around here
Christian: No he was here about hours ago but then he said he had to go somewhere important. He should be back soon so if you just want to stick around, I'll give him a call and see where he is.
Kathy: Thanks Christian but I tried to phone him and he didn't answer... What about if something bad has happened to him... What am I going to do.
Christian: Well I'll just get cleaned up and I'll try him
*Christian leaves Kathy sitting in the gym's office. Christian enters the locker room and pick locks Sexy Jason's locker to see if there is anything he is hiding. There is a little card with a message on and Christian smiles. He places the card back in and enters the shower. When he comes out of the shower Kathy is standing there crying. Christian doesn't no what to do as he is just in a towel and doesn't no what has happened.*
Kathy: What about if he has left me..He told me he loved me Christian what should I do
Christian: Well first thing you should do is get out of the changing rooms as it would look abit suspicious if anyone walked in right now. And trust me everything will be fine between you both. I'll phone him in a minute. Now can you give me abit of privacy please.
*Kathy leaves and Christian gets dressed then pulls out his phone and dials Sexy Jason's number.*
Christian: Where the Fu** are you man. Kathy's here and shes going mad.... Well what the hell am I suppose to say your doing... Just get your ass back to the gym as soon as possible man I'm staying in the locker room until you get back man she one scary son of a bit*. Yeah ok then see you in 10 minutes.
*Christian is sitting with his head in his hands and then hears a big crash in the gym. He runs through only to see Sexy Jason on the floor near the weights.*
Christian: What the fuc* happened to him
Kathy: He tripped honestly.
Sexy Jason: What the Fuc* was that for man I haven't done anything wrong. I just went out Christmas shopping. So you no what Christian lets get out of here.
*Christian and Jason enter the local empire pub and see Jake Kane, Big L and Shaun Wilson talking about metamorphis. Christian enters and takes a seat at the end of the table.*
Christian: So Shaun we'll start off with you. This week you have got a victory in the bag I mean who on this earth is Chris Cruise, I mean what has he done since he has joined up with nCw. And Shaun sorry about not winning the X-Division mate, I mean you was so close to pinning that bitches ass. However you didn't produce the goods that was needed.
Christian: Now Big L you let the empire down last week when you got out foxed. I mean you should of had that match wrapped up in the bag early on when you had the upper hand but you let him get in and then he took the advantage of your misfortune. But this week you and Jake team up as not just double trouble but as the empire aswell. This week you are both going into your first PPV match and its against Vertigo and Everyman. Don't get me wrong to good competitors but not good enough to beat the empire...you understand so don't let us down.
Christian: Now Jason buddy you got your chance this Sunday at Metamorphis against The Ace in a numbers one contenders match for the Xtreme title. You deserve this shot mate you've worked your ass of for this. Don't drop the ball this week though and get that title shot that you deserve unlike vertigo. I mean it got handed to him on a plate by good old Fox. So just think about it if you win your match and double trouble win then there is to title matches for the empire and then Spike Kane or Davey Ortega will be feeling the raft of Christian Kane.
*Christian's phone goes off it's Chad Lights wondering if there was a chance of an interview. Christian tells Chad where his is and awaits his arrival.*
20 minutes later
Chad: Alright guys hows everything going you all ok great.
Christian: Lets get this over and done with quick Chad I've got a date with Amy.
Chad: OK OK.. Ladies and gentlemen boys and girls this is me Chad Lights here with the empire but are having the interview with their leader Christian Kane. Well Christian last week was a six man tag where the empire won hands down to be fair how did that feel.
Christian: Well It felt ok but there was no challenge in that match, and for the Punisher's last match I was surprised it was so easy for us to win. But to be fair who would stand a chance against the empire because I cannot think of anyone at this moment in time.
Chad: Well what about Phillip Burns?
Christian: What about him Chad. This week at metamorphis is going to be easier then last week against Cruise, Karnage and Punisher. I mean it's just like a few weeks ago when I pinned Burns 1....2....3. This match was pointless for Burns because as soon as he enters that ring he is a wanted man and I get what I want.
Chad: But a few weeks ago you only beat Burns because of the old empire.
Christian: You could say that but did I really. I mean I was the one that planned it out, I was the one that was facing him and I was the one that got the pin fall after I nailed the malfunction.
Chad: Well say if you do win at Metamorphis where are you heading after that.
Christian: Straight to the top Chad, Straight to the world title whether it's Spike or whether it's Ortega personally I couldn't care but I promise you when I get my shot at that title the gold will be wrapped around my waist and then nCw will finally see that I am not hiding in Spike's shadows, he's hiding in mine.
Chad: Well don't you think thats a big jump to go against Ortega or Spike for the title.
Christian: Chad your not listening to what I'm saying. I could beat anyone in nCw any time any place anywhere. But I have Ortega and Spike Kane locked in my target and I will destroy them. If it's the easy way or not.
Chad: Sorry about this but times against us have you got any last comment to Burns or anyone.
Christian: Burns I liked the little sneak attack that you did to team up with Davey Ortega but that was a big mistake because no matter how much it hurts me to say this Lance is going to hunt you down and kill you. However will he have the chance to... Come this Sunday Burns I will put an end to your little grudge against me and I will become one step closer to the nCw world title. Well Chad take your piece of shi* and get out of here.
*As Chad leaves the empire begin to laugh and the camera fades out.*
Voiceover: The preceeding announcement was brought to you by The New and Improved Empire...
*The scene starts a few weeks back when Christian vs SoS Phillip Burns. It shows Christian Kane in the ring mocking Burns who is standing on the outside of the ring wondering how to enter the ring without getting stomped on. When Burns is going to enter the ring Sexy Jason, The Ace and John Anthony run down the ramp from backstage and attack Burns from behind. Christian leans on the ropes and looks over at Burns getting beaten up by the empire. Christian has a smirk on his face and then signals for them to roll him into the ring. Christian then picks Burns up and throws him off the ropes and lands a spine buster, Christian signals for the referee to ring the bell and picks Burns up and signals to the fans that its time for the malfunction, Christian nails the malfunction and then covers Burns and gets the three count. Christian looks down at Burns with a cheesy grin on his face as the referee raises his hand.*
*The scene then cuts to Christian Kane working at Sexy Jason's gym. No one is there apart from Christian. He starts to use the weights to work on his upper body strength to get the advantage on Burns. He then moves onto the treadmill to work on his stamina to gain the advantage over Burns who has the stamina of Tankelad. Just as Christian comes off the treadmill Kathy enters.*
Kathy: Hey Christian is Jason around here
Christian: No he was here about hours ago but then he said he had to go somewhere important. He should be back soon so if you just want to stick around, I'll give him a call and see where he is.
Kathy: Thanks Christian but I tried to phone him and he didn't answer... What about if something bad has happened to him... What am I going to do.
Christian: Well I'll just get cleaned up and I'll try him
*Christian leaves Kathy sitting in the gym's office. Christian enters the locker room and pick locks Sexy Jason's locker to see if there is anything he is hiding. There is a little card with a message on and Christian smiles. He places the card back in and enters the shower. When he comes out of the shower Kathy is standing there crying. Christian doesn't no what to do as he is just in a towel and doesn't no what has happened.*
Kathy: What about if he has left me..He told me he loved me Christian what should I do
Christian: Well first thing you should do is get out of the changing rooms as it would look abit suspicious if anyone walked in right now. And trust me everything will be fine between you both. I'll phone him in a minute. Now can you give me abit of privacy please.
*Kathy leaves and Christian gets dressed then pulls out his phone and dials Sexy Jason's number.*
Christian: Where the Fu** are you man. Kathy's here and shes going mad.... Well what the hell am I suppose to say your doing... Just get your ass back to the gym as soon as possible man I'm staying in the locker room until you get back man she one scary son of a bit*. Yeah ok then see you in 10 minutes.
*Christian is sitting with his head in his hands and then hears a big crash in the gym. He runs through only to see Sexy Jason on the floor near the weights.*
Christian: What the fuc* happened to him
Kathy: He tripped honestly.
Sexy Jason: What the Fuc* was that for man I haven't done anything wrong. I just went out Christmas shopping. So you no what Christian lets get out of here.
*Christian and Jason enter the local empire pub and see Jake Kane, Big L and Shaun Wilson talking about metamorphis. Christian enters and takes a seat at the end of the table.*
Christian: So Shaun we'll start off with you. This week you have got a victory in the bag I mean who on this earth is Chris Cruise, I mean what has he done since he has joined up with nCw. And Shaun sorry about not winning the X-Division mate, I mean you was so close to pinning that bitches ass. However you didn't produce the goods that was needed.
Christian: Now Big L you let the empire down last week when you got out foxed. I mean you should of had that match wrapped up in the bag early on when you had the upper hand but you let him get in and then he took the advantage of your misfortune. But this week you and Jake team up as not just double trouble but as the empire aswell. This week you are both going into your first PPV match and its against Vertigo and Everyman. Don't get me wrong to good competitors but not good enough to beat the empire...you understand so don't let us down.
Christian: Now Jason buddy you got your chance this Sunday at Metamorphis against The Ace in a numbers one contenders match for the Xtreme title. You deserve this shot mate you've worked your ass of for this. Don't drop the ball this week though and get that title shot that you deserve unlike vertigo. I mean it got handed to him on a plate by good old Fox. So just think about it if you win your match and double trouble win then there is to title matches for the empire and then Spike Kane or Davey Ortega will be feeling the raft of Christian Kane.
*Christian's phone goes off it's Chad Lights wondering if there was a chance of an interview. Christian tells Chad where his is and awaits his arrival.*
20 minutes later
Chad: Alright guys hows everything going you all ok great.
Christian: Lets get this over and done with quick Chad I've got a date with Amy.
Chad: OK OK.. Ladies and gentlemen boys and girls this is me Chad Lights here with the empire but are having the interview with their leader Christian Kane. Well Christian last week was a six man tag where the empire won hands down to be fair how did that feel.
Christian: Well It felt ok but there was no challenge in that match, and for the Punisher's last match I was surprised it was so easy for us to win. But to be fair who would stand a chance against the empire because I cannot think of anyone at this moment in time.
Chad: Well what about Phillip Burns?
Christian: What about him Chad. This week at metamorphis is going to be easier then last week against Cruise, Karnage and Punisher. I mean it's just like a few weeks ago when I pinned Burns 1....2....3. This match was pointless for Burns because as soon as he enters that ring he is a wanted man and I get what I want.
Chad: But a few weeks ago you only beat Burns because of the old empire.
Christian: You could say that but did I really. I mean I was the one that planned it out, I was the one that was facing him and I was the one that got the pin fall after I nailed the malfunction.
Chad: Well say if you do win at Metamorphis where are you heading after that.
Christian: Straight to the top Chad, Straight to the world title whether it's Spike or whether it's Ortega personally I couldn't care but I promise you when I get my shot at that title the gold will be wrapped around my waist and then nCw will finally see that I am not hiding in Spike's shadows, he's hiding in mine.
Chad: Well don't you think thats a big jump to go against Ortega or Spike for the title.
Christian: Chad your not listening to what I'm saying. I could beat anyone in nCw any time any place anywhere. But I have Ortega and Spike Kane locked in my target and I will destroy them. If it's the easy way or not.
Chad: Sorry about this but times against us have you got any last comment to Burns or anyone.
Christian: Burns I liked the little sneak attack that you did to team up with Davey Ortega but that was a big mistake because no matter how much it hurts me to say this Lance is going to hunt you down and kill you. However will he have the chance to... Come this Sunday Burns I will put an end to your little grudge against me and I will become one step closer to the nCw world title. Well Chad take your piece of shi* and get out of here.
*As Chad leaves the empire begin to laugh and the camera fades out.*
Voiceover: The preceeding announcement was brought to you by The New and Improved Empire...
