Post by Rob Diamond on Apr 16, 2013 13:16:53 GMT -6
MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
{ Open sean on the duel gauntleted hands of the Dark Lord of nCw... Er, excuse me, the VICTORIOUS RETURNING DARK LORD OF ALL NCW!!!!!!!!! We slowly pan up his ever impressive body as he has seemed to have lost a massive amount of weight since Sovereign just days ago to the mask face of the Dark Lord. His ever spikey skulled shoulder pads sending shivers down your spine. }
LD: Good afternoon nCw... OR SHOULD I SAY BAD AFTERNOON DDK!!!!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I warned you DDK!!! WARNED YOU TO STAY AWAY! I said you were messing with the wrong guy, that my wrath would lay waste to your petty dreams of getting back to your winning ways and now look at you. DEFEATED! FALLEN! A WASTED SOUL STAINING THE VERY FABRIC OF THIS COMPANY!!!!! You should be ashamed, Kanyon.
{ The Dark Lord grimaces at the camera as he bows his head slightly. }
LD: Most ashamed. You failed your brain dead fans. Failed your brain dead self. Failed your brain dead church but MOST OF ALL!!! You failed your God.
{ Lighting strikes somewhere in the background as the Dark Lord cackles again. }
LD: You left your miserable, whiny God to lay helpless at my feet as I had my way with him. You stood, flaberghasted by my awesomeness, unable to compete at the level of a former World Champion let alone a duel hall of fame member as my awesome power ripped through your so called deity. You watched, like a whimpering child as you saw Evil Incarnate tear away at everything that makes you who you are and leave both you and your God a cowering, empty shell.
{ Slowly the Dark Lord stands from his former seated position. }
LD: But that is not enough for me, Kanyon. No, humiliating you was only the beginning of my quest. For you see, Kanyon my mission in this evil life is to see you completely and utterly DESTROYED! I will not stop until there is nothing left of you but ASH!!!! Until all you are and ever were is completely whipped clean from the UNIVERSE! Now I could easily use my DUEL Infinity Gauntlets to simply wish you away from the universe but that wouldn't be fun. I want to enjoy the look on your face as I tear you apart brick by brick. I want to taste the salty tears on your flesh as you lose everything that is near and dear to you. That is why I am here today, Kanyon. To begin the end of your being.
{ The camera slowly turns and we now see that the Dark Lord of nCw is on a sound stage somewhere. People are walking around dressed up in pseudo viking gear if it were a little more technologically advanced. Its as we are panning that we see CHRIS MOTHER TRUCKING HEMSWORTH in full Thor gear and realize that the Dark Lord is on the set of Thor: The Dark World. }
LD: You see the error of your ways now Kanyon? Not only will you suffer but so to will your precious God. Tell me, who will your people worship in their church when Thor lays bloody under my boot heel?
{ Chris Hemsworth in full Thor gear s currently making a sandwich at the lunch table when... }
LD: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
{ He turns just as the Dark Lord SPEARS HIM THROUGH THE LUNCH TABLE! }
LD: FEEL MY WRATH!!!!!!
{ Dominicus begins to unload some heavy gauntleted right hands on "Thor" who is doing everything he can to block the blows. "Thor" swings his mighty hammer and clocks our Dark Lord in the head and knocks him off. }
"Thor": The hell is going on?
LD: YOUR DEMISE!!!!!
{ Dominicus is back to his feet and he boots "Thor" right in the jaw piece. Security begins to pour out from the sides of the sound stage as does Tom Hiddleston in full Loki gear. }
LD: LOKI!!!! My brother in evil, assist me and your reward shall be great!
"Loki": Huh?
LD: I am here to bring an end to your miserable brother's life!
"Loki": Come again?
{ By no "Thor" is on his feet and he waves off security and begins to swing his hammer. }
"Thor": I don't know who the hell you are but I'm going to enjoy kicking your ass!
{ "Thor" whips his hammer in the Dark Lord's gut and charges him full steam and tackles him to the ground. "Thor" begins to reall lay into Lord Dominicus now. }
LD: CURSES! MY GAUNTLETS HAVE FAILED!!!!
{ "Loki" watches on, unsure of what to do. }
LD: LOKI! PLEASE ASSIST ME!!!!
{ "Loki" looks conflicted as "Thor" reaches for his hammer and raises it high over his head. }
"Thor": ARHHHHH!!!!!!
LD: LOKI!!!!!!
{ "Thor" swings but a staff blocks his path, "Loki" has come to the rescue of our Dark Lord! }
LD: YES!!!!! LONG LIVE THE MASTERS IF EVIL!!!!
{ "Loki" grins as he swings the staff up and clips "Thor" in the jaw. Dominicus stands up and grabs the hammer. "Thor" crawls on his hands and knees as "Loki" and Lord Dominicus stand over him. }
"Thor": Tom... Why?
"Loki": Because I'm the star now.
{ Lord Dominicus hands "Loki" the hammer and he grins as he raises it high over his head and bring a swift but brutal end to "Thor".... Or at least he knocked him out. Lord Dominicus and "Loki" now face the camera. Our Dark Lord throws his hands out and a pulse wave comes from his gauntlets and sends all the guards flying. }
LD: Your God has fallen, Kanyon and one has joined my side. Together the new Dominicus World Order, the MASTERS OF EVIL!!!!! Will bring destruction to your soul. Enjoy the next few days as they will be your last and... KNEEL BEFORE DOMINICUS!!!!!
{ With his "brothers" hammer in hand, "Loki" brings an end to the scene.... }
{ Open sean on the duel gauntleted hands of the Dark Lord of nCw... Er, excuse me, the VICTORIOUS RETURNING DARK LORD OF ALL NCW!!!!!!!!! We slowly pan up his ever impressive body as he has seemed to have lost a massive amount of weight since Sovereign just days ago to the mask face of the Dark Lord. His ever spikey skulled shoulder pads sending shivers down your spine. }
LD: Good afternoon nCw... OR SHOULD I SAY BAD AFTERNOON DDK!!!!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I warned you DDK!!! WARNED YOU TO STAY AWAY! I said you were messing with the wrong guy, that my wrath would lay waste to your petty dreams of getting back to your winning ways and now look at you. DEFEATED! FALLEN! A WASTED SOUL STAINING THE VERY FABRIC OF THIS COMPANY!!!!! You should be ashamed, Kanyon.
{ The Dark Lord grimaces at the camera as he bows his head slightly. }
LD: Most ashamed. You failed your brain dead fans. Failed your brain dead self. Failed your brain dead church but MOST OF ALL!!! You failed your God.
{ Lighting strikes somewhere in the background as the Dark Lord cackles again. }
LD: You left your miserable, whiny God to lay helpless at my feet as I had my way with him. You stood, flaberghasted by my awesomeness, unable to compete at the level of a former World Champion let alone a duel hall of fame member as my awesome power ripped through your so called deity. You watched, like a whimpering child as you saw Evil Incarnate tear away at everything that makes you who you are and leave both you and your God a cowering, empty shell.
{ Slowly the Dark Lord stands from his former seated position. }
LD: But that is not enough for me, Kanyon. No, humiliating you was only the beginning of my quest. For you see, Kanyon my mission in this evil life is to see you completely and utterly DESTROYED! I will not stop until there is nothing left of you but ASH!!!! Until all you are and ever were is completely whipped clean from the UNIVERSE! Now I could easily use my DUEL Infinity Gauntlets to simply wish you away from the universe but that wouldn't be fun. I want to enjoy the look on your face as I tear you apart brick by brick. I want to taste the salty tears on your flesh as you lose everything that is near and dear to you. That is why I am here today, Kanyon. To begin the end of your being.
{ The camera slowly turns and we now see that the Dark Lord of nCw is on a sound stage somewhere. People are walking around dressed up in pseudo viking gear if it were a little more technologically advanced. Its as we are panning that we see CHRIS MOTHER TRUCKING HEMSWORTH in full Thor gear and realize that the Dark Lord is on the set of Thor: The Dark World. }
LD: You see the error of your ways now Kanyon? Not only will you suffer but so to will your precious God. Tell me, who will your people worship in their church when Thor lays bloody under my boot heel?
{ Chris Hemsworth in full Thor gear s currently making a sandwich at the lunch table when... }
LD: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
{ He turns just as the Dark Lord SPEARS HIM THROUGH THE LUNCH TABLE! }
LD: FEEL MY WRATH!!!!!!
{ Dominicus begins to unload some heavy gauntleted right hands on "Thor" who is doing everything he can to block the blows. "Thor" swings his mighty hammer and clocks our Dark Lord in the head and knocks him off. }
"Thor": The hell is going on?
LD: YOUR DEMISE!!!!!
{ Dominicus is back to his feet and he boots "Thor" right in the jaw piece. Security begins to pour out from the sides of the sound stage as does Tom Hiddleston in full Loki gear. }
LD: LOKI!!!! My brother in evil, assist me and your reward shall be great!
"Loki": Huh?
LD: I am here to bring an end to your miserable brother's life!
"Loki": Come again?
{ By no "Thor" is on his feet and he waves off security and begins to swing his hammer. }
"Thor": I don't know who the hell you are but I'm going to enjoy kicking your ass!
{ "Thor" whips his hammer in the Dark Lord's gut and charges him full steam and tackles him to the ground. "Thor" begins to reall lay into Lord Dominicus now. }
LD: CURSES! MY GAUNTLETS HAVE FAILED!!!!
{ "Loki" watches on, unsure of what to do. }
LD: LOKI! PLEASE ASSIST ME!!!!
{ "Loki" looks conflicted as "Thor" reaches for his hammer and raises it high over his head. }
"Thor": ARHHHHH!!!!!!
LD: LOKI!!!!!!
{ "Thor" swings but a staff blocks his path, "Loki" has come to the rescue of our Dark Lord! }
LD: YES!!!!! LONG LIVE THE MASTERS IF EVIL!!!!
{ "Loki" grins as he swings the staff up and clips "Thor" in the jaw. Dominicus stands up and grabs the hammer. "Thor" crawls on his hands and knees as "Loki" and Lord Dominicus stand over him. }
"Thor": Tom... Why?
"Loki": Because I'm the star now.
{ Lord Dominicus hands "Loki" the hammer and he grins as he raises it high over his head and bring a swift but brutal end to "Thor".... Or at least he knocked him out. Lord Dominicus and "Loki" now face the camera. Our Dark Lord throws his hands out and a pulse wave comes from his gauntlets and sends all the guards flying. }
LD: Your God has fallen, Kanyon and one has joined my side. Together the new Dominicus World Order, the MASTERS OF EVIL!!!!! Will bring destruction to your soul. Enjoy the next few days as they will be your last and... KNEEL BEFORE DOMINICUS!!!!!
{ With his "brothers" hammer in hand, "Loki" brings an end to the scene.... }