Post by JackHammer on Apr 17, 2013 2:39:04 GMT -6
The camera comes in on JackHammer in the French Quarter, standing as if he owns all of New Orleans. This place even still recovering from the hurricanes and floods of years ago, but to look at these people, to feel the electricity around this place, you'd never know it.
JackHammer: So last week at the ppv, Spike Kane was the winner in the Veteran's Brawl match. My hats off to you there Spikey.
JackHammer: My concern is more about this week, no because I can't let my future come at the cost of my present, so Joe Everyman you have my full attention and since hearing the news of facing you, I've gone ahead and done some research, I know your style, I know your work and hell, thanks to your hotel receipt, I even know what you ate this morning. Joe, you're going up against a man that is far better than you in every way. I am a man made for this business, because I do exactly what it takes to get to that next level. While you and guys like you like to blame everything around you for your failures. And after researching you, I know for a fact that I exceed you in every positive way there is.
JackHammer: Come on, the Golden Child?....That's Eddie Murphy.
JackHammer: You're so interested in nicknames that your inring work suffers. Sure, you beat a few wrestlers here and there but what did that do, did that make you the Golden Savior, no it made you an acceptable wrestler but nothing more. You will save nothing, you are no prophet, you're barely even a man. Your self importance is not warrented, but I'm going to show you exactly what you need to know. You're a punk kid who thinks he has the world at his feet, but the reality is that you're just a scared little bi*ch. You're scared that these people are going to see you for what you are, a sham.
JackHammer: You're 6 foot sh*t so we're pretty even on that end, and you think you're some sort of bad guy because you have a pseudo chip on your shoulder, and yet you're begging for acceptance by this person and that person. You are not a bad guy, you're just a child in a man's world. Always talking about how you'll make people your personal bi*ch, well, not me and not this week, because you see, I'm feeling good these days Joe Everyman. We all know who the REAL b*tch is. Hell, when I was going through the bad times, you might have even been one of those people who would've taken me out for the months I was gone, but not these days. You're going to have a hard time pulling my boot out of your ass.
JackHammer: Every time you step in the ring durning something big you end up choking Joe Everyman. Last week in the main event, you had the chance to win and have a shot at the World title and you blew it like you always do Joe. You will never win when it comes to facing me. Cause we both know that every time we step into the ring you get your ass kicked by me. And this comming Sunday, it won't be any different. I will still kick your ass Joe Everyman.
JackHammer lights up a cigar and takes a long puff.
JackHammer: Moving along, do you see the pattern of you sucking against people of actual worth. You see you're going against someone of worth this week and you're going to lose. You were made to only get to a certain point in this company, and stay there. I'm not saying you wouldn't ever get the lowest title on the totem pole but I feel very confident in saying this company will never count on you, you will never be the World Champion. You are just not World Championship material, Joe. You're plain and simple and very easy to figure out, as you see today. I am the man who raises anyone I'm facings level.
JackHammer looks around while taking another puff on his cigar.
JackHammer: That's fu*king amazing when people think their self importance is thought of as a universal feeling. As if the importance you hold for yourself is transcended onto others, and believe me Joe Everyman, you're in that boat alone.
JackHammer: And so Joe Everyman, this has all been about your actual worth to this company and yes, I know, you didn't expect to get ripped apart like this, Joe, you may be wondering why a man who doesn't know you personally can spit such venom in your direction, and feel such a hatred towards you, well let me say that I've seen so many of your types walk through those doors and you're just a clone of who they are.
JackHammer: You talk about how hard you work and then you lose a pay per view match, are you fu*king serious with this sh*t. You are and have always been nothing but a big fuc*ing joke Joe Everyman. If you thought my words were harsh, the real pain will set in. But no worries, you can come up with more excuses of why you lost...I'm sure you have a bucket full.
JackHammer drops the cigar on the ground and puts it out with his boot.
JackHammer: After this week, get ready to fall further down the ladder, that is if there is even anything lower than where you are now. While you think you have your foot on the world, know this, a so called ant,...is coming to take you down and then...you'll be under my foot. Oh and Joe Everyman....the only thing golden about you....is the showers you take.
JackHammer jumps over the balcony and lands on top of crowd that was ready to catch him, they then take him off camera, he's even handed a mixed drink.
Fade to black................................
JackHammer: So last week at the ppv, Spike Kane was the winner in the Veteran's Brawl match. My hats off to you there Spikey.
JackHammer: My concern is more about this week, no because I can't let my future come at the cost of my present, so Joe Everyman you have my full attention and since hearing the news of facing you, I've gone ahead and done some research, I know your style, I know your work and hell, thanks to your hotel receipt, I even know what you ate this morning. Joe, you're going up against a man that is far better than you in every way. I am a man made for this business, because I do exactly what it takes to get to that next level. While you and guys like you like to blame everything around you for your failures. And after researching you, I know for a fact that I exceed you in every positive way there is.
JackHammer: Come on, the Golden Child?....That's Eddie Murphy.
JackHammer: You're so interested in nicknames that your inring work suffers. Sure, you beat a few wrestlers here and there but what did that do, did that make you the Golden Savior, no it made you an acceptable wrestler but nothing more. You will save nothing, you are no prophet, you're barely even a man. Your self importance is not warrented, but I'm going to show you exactly what you need to know. You're a punk kid who thinks he has the world at his feet, but the reality is that you're just a scared little bi*ch. You're scared that these people are going to see you for what you are, a sham.
JackHammer: You're 6 foot sh*t so we're pretty even on that end, and you think you're some sort of bad guy because you have a pseudo chip on your shoulder, and yet you're begging for acceptance by this person and that person. You are not a bad guy, you're just a child in a man's world. Always talking about how you'll make people your personal bi*ch, well, not me and not this week, because you see, I'm feeling good these days Joe Everyman. We all know who the REAL b*tch is. Hell, when I was going through the bad times, you might have even been one of those people who would've taken me out for the months I was gone, but not these days. You're going to have a hard time pulling my boot out of your ass.
JackHammer: Every time you step in the ring durning something big you end up choking Joe Everyman. Last week in the main event, you had the chance to win and have a shot at the World title and you blew it like you always do Joe. You will never win when it comes to facing me. Cause we both know that every time we step into the ring you get your ass kicked by me. And this comming Sunday, it won't be any different. I will still kick your ass Joe Everyman.
JackHammer lights up a cigar and takes a long puff.
JackHammer: Moving along, do you see the pattern of you sucking against people of actual worth. You see you're going against someone of worth this week and you're going to lose. You were made to only get to a certain point in this company, and stay there. I'm not saying you wouldn't ever get the lowest title on the totem pole but I feel very confident in saying this company will never count on you, you will never be the World Champion. You are just not World Championship material, Joe. You're plain and simple and very easy to figure out, as you see today. I am the man who raises anyone I'm facings level.
JackHammer looks around while taking another puff on his cigar.
JackHammer: That's fu*king amazing when people think their self importance is thought of as a universal feeling. As if the importance you hold for yourself is transcended onto others, and believe me Joe Everyman, you're in that boat alone.
JackHammer: And so Joe Everyman, this has all been about your actual worth to this company and yes, I know, you didn't expect to get ripped apart like this, Joe, you may be wondering why a man who doesn't know you personally can spit such venom in your direction, and feel such a hatred towards you, well let me say that I've seen so many of your types walk through those doors and you're just a clone of who they are.
JackHammer: You talk about how hard you work and then you lose a pay per view match, are you fu*king serious with this sh*t. You are and have always been nothing but a big fuc*ing joke Joe Everyman. If you thought my words were harsh, the real pain will set in. But no worries, you can come up with more excuses of why you lost...I'm sure you have a bucket full.
JackHammer drops the cigar on the ground and puts it out with his boot.
JackHammer: After this week, get ready to fall further down the ladder, that is if there is even anything lower than where you are now. While you think you have your foot on the world, know this, a so called ant,...is coming to take you down and then...you'll be under my foot. Oh and Joe Everyman....the only thing golden about you....is the showers you take.
JackHammer jumps over the balcony and lands on top of crowd that was ready to catch him, they then take him off camera, he's even handed a mixed drink.
Fade to black................................