Post by Alex Jones on Apr 20, 2013 18:46:22 GMT -6
I’d hate to say I told you so....
But....
I told you so....
All the questions about me...
About what I can do...
Answered...
Now onto the new phase...
Next challenge.
“Whats wrong princess?. Simon not pounding your vag hard enough?....”
Alex folds his arms and slowly smiles.
“You seem to be angry Zelda. I have no idea why you’d be angry about me. See Adam and I have had our problems, he’s an egomaniacal dick who now along with his wife has pretty much killed NCW because they’re going to take their ball and go home. But you Zelda?. Well I don’t have a problem with you. Atleast I didn’t until you opened your mouth and reminded the world that I would have been NCW world champion if it wasn’t for you....”
“But before we go into all that let me congratulate you. See you finally got your title back and I call it your title cause let’s face it, you made the Starlets division. It was your dominance that made my wife want to lace up her boots and get in that ring. And now you have that belt once again, no one can ever say you’re not a champion Zelda. I can’t, Shelly can’t, none of your former opponents can. You are the measuring stick of the NCW starlets division.....”
“But let’s face it Zelda, you’re a slut. I don’t like Simon, at all, but even I have to say that having to watch you flirt your way around a guy like Xavier Cross just after having a fight with Simon is kind of awkward. But did we really need to see that?. Did we really need to see you play the sweet little babysitter before getting into a fight with your boyfriend and have him storm out before you almost made a man out of Xavier Cross?. No..no we didn’t.....”
Alex rolls his eyes and sighs.
“But here we are thrown into this tag team match. You and Simon against me and Shelly. Now I love my wife, I love her with all my heart and I know she can go in that ring. She’s a former Starlets champion and has that instinct. But she’s also been away for a while, she’s been in and out of her career. Meanwhile you came back, became the champion and your tag team partner is one half of the most dominant tag team in NCW history....”
“But with that being said, I know I can beat the snot out of Simon. I know I can handle him and I know that Shelly will put everything on the line to beat you. We are warriors Zelda. I have been fighting for years to get what is rightfully mine. People like you say I throw “tantrums”, people like you say I complain. Well wouldn’t you?. If you hadn’t been a world beating world champion, if you had wanted that title so bad you could taste it and you had it taken away not once but twice?. If you knew you were one of the best wrestlers alive today and you just didn’t have that one moment to prove it...wouldn’t you be a little annoyed?.....”
“This was my last shot Zelda. The last chance I had to earn a title shot. And that’s the difference isn’t it?. The first two shots I had, I asked for. I asked for them because I felt I’d earned them. I wanted to face Adam because he was destroying NCW and Leonard and the company needed a champion. Spike Kane walked out, Joe Everyman was a hack, Steve Awesome was to egotistical and Angel turned his back and walked away. So it came to me....”
Alex scoffs and shakes his head.
“And I did everything I could to beat Adam. But in the end he walked away as champion and I walked to rehab after needed surgery. The second time I got a shot?. Well this is where you come in. I beat Charlie Velez. He was the champion and I beat him one on one. But your ex-boyfriend.....and I need to be specific here cause god knows I just described half the NCW roster with one word...Falcon wouldn’t move away. I told Falcon that Charlie was mine, I told Falcon to back away. But no, he didn’t, and then my fate was sealed. I reached up, I had the title and then you took it and gave it to Falcon....all because another ex-boyfriend...Rob Diamond....hatched this elaborate scheme to get revenge....”
“A scheme that involved screwing me, giving Falcon a world title reign and then beating him and taking that belt. It was over-thought and didn’t need to be done, cause in the end all it did was throw the NCW title on the ground and PISS on it. And you were a part of the Zelda. You were the central point of this bull**** story. But that’s all in the past Zelda....now I’m the number one contender. I earned this and Verona is in trouble....alot of
trouble....”
Alex nods to himself and folds his arms.
“And speaking of trouble. Simon. How’s your little Simon?. I saw what Gib did and I saw how much that must have hurt. Not as much as Zelda’s wandering eye though. Simon I don’t like you, there’s no secret that I would love to just end you. But even I feel sorry for you man. Zelda is playing you for a chump. Just looking after Cross’ kids?. Just visiting Rob Diamond to help him with a promo?. She’s playing you for a fool Simon....”
“Hell she even asked me in her promo to punch you a little harder. Not that I need an excuse to smack your bitch ass around but the fact that your girlfriend is asking me to beat your ass?. After you had legit concerns about her whorish actions?. Something smells fishy Simon. Very fishy. But I know you Simon. I know that you’re a warrior. You’ve turned into one of the best tag team wrestlers around...but I wonder how well will you go in this match?. So much emotion and Gib your father figure tag team partner who has dragged you along in a great title run will not be there.....”
“I feel for you Simon...I do....but if I get the chance I’m either taking your arm home with me..or lights out Mr Daye.....”
Alex laughs to himself....
Alex sits on his back porch staring out into his back yard. Dylan his and Shelly’s young son runs around with a puppy, Hayleigh, the daughter Shelly had with Angel giggles at her younger half-brother. Alex smiles and takes a deep breathe enjoying the sight....untill
“Hey ****face....”
Oh no...
“Gib?......what the hell are you doing here?....”
Alex opens his eyes to find Gib standing on his porch, wearing a bright pink pair of shorts and a “Hammer time” mass effect T-shirt No doubt given to him as a fathers day present from Zelda.
“Can’t a guy visit an old friend?...and get a beer?...”
Alex looks shocked as Gib sits down and opens a beer.
“Uh..this is kind of awkward Gib....”
Gib shoots Alex a strange look.
“Why?....I’m wearing pants....”
Alex mouths “and thank god for that”.
“Well on Sunday my wife and I are facing your daughter and your tag team partner....”
Gib laughs.
“Oh don’t worry about that...hey wears tank tits?...”
Alex raises an eyebrow.
“You mean shelly?....she’s training while I watch the kids....i don’t need to train as hard I’m only facing Simon Da-...uh.......I mean...”
Gib smirks.
“Don’t worry sweetness you can say what you want, that little cockstain is in my **** books right now...calling my daughter a whore...who does that?”
Alex deadpans the camera.....
“Uh yeah....well it’s been fun Gib but you should really...”
Gib sniffs the air.
“I smell squirrel meat”
Alex blinks and Gib is gone.
“How did he do that?...how does he keep getting in my house?.....
“So, I finally get you back in the ring...”
Shelly slowly smiles. Her face lighting up with excitement.
“Congratulations Zelda. You finally have that belt back. You walked into the Starlets coliseum and you dominated. You are the champion again. And well, part of me is happy for you. But another part of me just doesn’t care anymore. I love wrestling but my heart may not be in this. I love my husband and I will be there for him but you don’t mean as much to me as you used to. See I once saw you as the best female wrestler in this company and maybe the world....”
“But as good as you were a few years ago you let your own life and career spiral out of control. And now look at you. Your boyfriend thinks you’re a whore. You went back to my brother to “help” him and while you have your title back you don’t carry yourself with the same overconfidence you once did. You talk a good game but after all that’s happened, the velez crap, the fact that your own boyfriend thinks you’re a common whore....”
“The family life you wanted Zelda, I have. I have a loving husband who would never accuse me of being a whore. Hell I deal with my ex-husband all the time, we have a daughter together but Alex would never accuse me of anything because he trusts me. I guess you don’t inspire trust....”
Shelly smiles and shakes her head.
“But you are right when you say that none of this impacts how good you are in that ring. And you could still be one of the best but here’s the thing. I’m a fighter, I don’t care how good you are, how big you are, how bad you are......I don’t care. I will fight, I will scrap and when it’s done Zelda you’ll know you were in a fight....”
But....
I told you so....
All the questions about me...
About what I can do...
Answered...
Now onto the new phase...
Next challenge.
“Whats wrong princess?. Simon not pounding your vag hard enough?....”
Alex folds his arms and slowly smiles.
“You seem to be angry Zelda. I have no idea why you’d be angry about me. See Adam and I have had our problems, he’s an egomaniacal dick who now along with his wife has pretty much killed NCW because they’re going to take their ball and go home. But you Zelda?. Well I don’t have a problem with you. Atleast I didn’t until you opened your mouth and reminded the world that I would have been NCW world champion if it wasn’t for you....”
“But before we go into all that let me congratulate you. See you finally got your title back and I call it your title cause let’s face it, you made the Starlets division. It was your dominance that made my wife want to lace up her boots and get in that ring. And now you have that belt once again, no one can ever say you’re not a champion Zelda. I can’t, Shelly can’t, none of your former opponents can. You are the measuring stick of the NCW starlets division.....”
“But let’s face it Zelda, you’re a slut. I don’t like Simon, at all, but even I have to say that having to watch you flirt your way around a guy like Xavier Cross just after having a fight with Simon is kind of awkward. But did we really need to see that?. Did we really need to see you play the sweet little babysitter before getting into a fight with your boyfriend and have him storm out before you almost made a man out of Xavier Cross?. No..no we didn’t.....”
Alex rolls his eyes and sighs.
“But here we are thrown into this tag team match. You and Simon against me and Shelly. Now I love my wife, I love her with all my heart and I know she can go in that ring. She’s a former Starlets champion and has that instinct. But she’s also been away for a while, she’s been in and out of her career. Meanwhile you came back, became the champion and your tag team partner is one half of the most dominant tag team in NCW history....”
“But with that being said, I know I can beat the snot out of Simon. I know I can handle him and I know that Shelly will put everything on the line to beat you. We are warriors Zelda. I have been fighting for years to get what is rightfully mine. People like you say I throw “tantrums”, people like you say I complain. Well wouldn’t you?. If you hadn’t been a world beating world champion, if you had wanted that title so bad you could taste it and you had it taken away not once but twice?. If you knew you were one of the best wrestlers alive today and you just didn’t have that one moment to prove it...wouldn’t you be a little annoyed?.....”
“This was my last shot Zelda. The last chance I had to earn a title shot. And that’s the difference isn’t it?. The first two shots I had, I asked for. I asked for them because I felt I’d earned them. I wanted to face Adam because he was destroying NCW and Leonard and the company needed a champion. Spike Kane walked out, Joe Everyman was a hack, Steve Awesome was to egotistical and Angel turned his back and walked away. So it came to me....”
Alex scoffs and shakes his head.
“And I did everything I could to beat Adam. But in the end he walked away as champion and I walked to rehab after needed surgery. The second time I got a shot?. Well this is where you come in. I beat Charlie Velez. He was the champion and I beat him one on one. But your ex-boyfriend.....and I need to be specific here cause god knows I just described half the NCW roster with one word...Falcon wouldn’t move away. I told Falcon that Charlie was mine, I told Falcon to back away. But no, he didn’t, and then my fate was sealed. I reached up, I had the title and then you took it and gave it to Falcon....all because another ex-boyfriend...Rob Diamond....hatched this elaborate scheme to get revenge....”
“A scheme that involved screwing me, giving Falcon a world title reign and then beating him and taking that belt. It was over-thought and didn’t need to be done, cause in the end all it did was throw the NCW title on the ground and PISS on it. And you were a part of the Zelda. You were the central point of this bull**** story. But that’s all in the past Zelda....now I’m the number one contender. I earned this and Verona is in trouble....alot of
trouble....”
Alex nods to himself and folds his arms.
“And speaking of trouble. Simon. How’s your little Simon?. I saw what Gib did and I saw how much that must have hurt. Not as much as Zelda’s wandering eye though. Simon I don’t like you, there’s no secret that I would love to just end you. But even I feel sorry for you man. Zelda is playing you for a chump. Just looking after Cross’ kids?. Just visiting Rob Diamond to help him with a promo?. She’s playing you for a fool Simon....”
“Hell she even asked me in her promo to punch you a little harder. Not that I need an excuse to smack your bitch ass around but the fact that your girlfriend is asking me to beat your ass?. After you had legit concerns about her whorish actions?. Something smells fishy Simon. Very fishy. But I know you Simon. I know that you’re a warrior. You’ve turned into one of the best tag team wrestlers around...but I wonder how well will you go in this match?. So much emotion and Gib your father figure tag team partner who has dragged you along in a great title run will not be there.....”
“I feel for you Simon...I do....but if I get the chance I’m either taking your arm home with me..or lights out Mr Daye.....”
Alex laughs to himself....
Alex sits on his back porch staring out into his back yard. Dylan his and Shelly’s young son runs around with a puppy, Hayleigh, the daughter Shelly had with Angel giggles at her younger half-brother. Alex smiles and takes a deep breathe enjoying the sight....untill
“Hey ****face....”
Oh no...
“Gib?......what the hell are you doing here?....”
Alex opens his eyes to find Gib standing on his porch, wearing a bright pink pair of shorts and a “Hammer time” mass effect T-shirt No doubt given to him as a fathers day present from Zelda.
“Can’t a guy visit an old friend?...and get a beer?...”
Alex looks shocked as Gib sits down and opens a beer.
“Uh..this is kind of awkward Gib....”
Gib shoots Alex a strange look.
“Why?....I’m wearing pants....”
Alex mouths “and thank god for that”.
“Well on Sunday my wife and I are facing your daughter and your tag team partner....”
Gib laughs.
“Oh don’t worry about that...hey wears tank tits?...”
Alex raises an eyebrow.
“You mean shelly?....she’s training while I watch the kids....i don’t need to train as hard I’m only facing Simon Da-...uh.......I mean...”
Gib smirks.
“Don’t worry sweetness you can say what you want, that little cockstain is in my **** books right now...calling my daughter a whore...who does that?”
Alex deadpans the camera.....
“Uh yeah....well it’s been fun Gib but you should really...”
Gib sniffs the air.
“I smell squirrel meat”
Alex blinks and Gib is gone.
“How did he do that?...how does he keep getting in my house?.....
“So, I finally get you back in the ring...”
Shelly slowly smiles. Her face lighting up with excitement.
“Congratulations Zelda. You finally have that belt back. You walked into the Starlets coliseum and you dominated. You are the champion again. And well, part of me is happy for you. But another part of me just doesn’t care anymore. I love wrestling but my heart may not be in this. I love my husband and I will be there for him but you don’t mean as much to me as you used to. See I once saw you as the best female wrestler in this company and maybe the world....”
“But as good as you were a few years ago you let your own life and career spiral out of control. And now look at you. Your boyfriend thinks you’re a whore. You went back to my brother to “help” him and while you have your title back you don’t carry yourself with the same overconfidence you once did. You talk a good game but after all that’s happened, the velez crap, the fact that your own boyfriend thinks you’re a common whore....”
“The family life you wanted Zelda, I have. I have a loving husband who would never accuse me of being a whore. Hell I deal with my ex-husband all the time, we have a daughter together but Alex would never accuse me of anything because he trusts me. I guess you don’t inspire trust....”
Shelly smiles and shakes her head.
“But you are right when you say that none of this impacts how good you are in that ring. And you could still be one of the best but here’s the thing. I’m a fighter, I don’t care how good you are, how big you are, how bad you are......I don’t care. I will fight, I will scrap and when it’s done Zelda you’ll know you were in a fight....”