Post by liamb on Dec 15, 2007 11:43:19 GMT -6
*the scene opens with BIG L, Jake, Kirstie, Crystal at the police station not long after they left to go metamorphosis not long after jakes work out and interview. BIG L was writing a statement what just went on about an hour ago on the way to metamorphosis*
BIG L: So listen up you want me to write a statement with all the details as it was going through my head at that moment. So in like first person ?
officer: yeah kind of just have dialog and don't miss anything out and I want the truth ok
BIG L: Well please leave the room so I can concentrate ?
*The officer leaves the room and BIG L begins to write*
* The scene opens with Me, Jake, Kirstie, Crystal all riding along the highway, there all enjoying the trip when suddenly a van / bus came speeding past. It almost hit the car that I am driving *
Me: Ooooh momma look at that queen of the road. Hey who do you thinks driving vertigo or Joe everyman
Jake: Non man I'm betting a hot chick or some rocker
* I looked at Jake with a really dumb look on *
Me: Was you born dumb or just learned it along the way
Jake: how do you know it's one of the cult driving it
* I speed up to catch it up and eventually they catch it and everyone sees who it is driving. I turn the car slightly to cut them off the road and then Carry's on chasing them off road the cult's van tries to turn sharply and all you can hear is a massive bang !!! The cult's van kept swerving side to side and eventually jest flipped up side down *
everyone in my car: HOLY S**T
Crystal: Hey maybe we should get out and check on them we don't wont anyone going to caught or even worst, prison
* Jake gets out his seat to unlock the back doors when vertigo suddenly brakes the back window. He starts choking Kirstie and trying to drag her through the broken window *
Me: oi bitch get your f**king hands off of my wife now before i come over there and kick the flying f**k out of you ass
* I run to the back seats and pulls the back seat up and grabs a base ball bat from underneath. I slide open the door and quickly swings once knowing he wont hit him*
Me: hey bitch I’m getting closer and when i get you your ass is dead just like when everyman is finished with it.
* vertigo just sticks his middle finger up. Vertigo then just turns around and runs back words eventually he backs up into his own van (witch is now up right and the tire is fine thanks to all the other passengers in the van). Me runs up with speed and takes one big swing someone pulls vertigo through the window just in time but I still hit the van and I keep hitting the van until it starts to drive *
vertigo: hey bitch taste this you fat peace of s**t
* Me stops running and dives to the floor vertigo hangs a gun out the window and shoots three bullets one hitting the van one hitting a tree near the van and one getting really close to Me*
Me: Hey you lucky bitch if that touched me I would hunt you down and rip you from limb to limb you p***k
* I then get into my car and just drive on like nothing happened then you pulled me over and brought me in*
the end of BIG L's statement
BIG L: Hey officer I’m done with my statement
* BIG L hands over his statement and goes to walk out but first he byes a dink *
officer: Hey thanks for the statement this will really help us bust vertigo's ass for the very last time
BIG L: thanks
* BIG L eventually dose leave but as he turns he has a smirk on his face. when he gets out side Jake is quickly over to see if he is alright *
BIG L: Few, they brought every word of it I’m to good now they wont know that I shot the gun my self and made all of the commotion my self. Vertigo has really got to keep an eye out because he is going to get his ass kicked by me and you A.K.A double trouble and also the police all over America are after him.
Jake: You sneaky little son of a bitch
BIG L: Hey do you think we should get started going to metamorphosis i mean with have a big break and we don't want to miss it
Jake: Holy s**t your right we need to go. hey you drive I think I’m going to have to go to sleep man
BIG L: ok man don’t worry I will I am not trusting you with my new but smashed car
Kirstie: well me and Crystal are going home man to much violence for me and also I need to show my family Molly so by love you
* The scene closes with BIG L driving away in his car and Kirstie and Crystal getting into a taxi they both go separate ways *
BIG L: So listen up you want me to write a statement with all the details as it was going through my head at that moment. So in like first person ?
officer: yeah kind of just have dialog and don't miss anything out and I want the truth ok
BIG L: Well please leave the room so I can concentrate ?
*The officer leaves the room and BIG L begins to write*
* The scene opens with Me, Jake, Kirstie, Crystal all riding along the highway, there all enjoying the trip when suddenly a van / bus came speeding past. It almost hit the car that I am driving *
Me: Ooooh momma look at that queen of the road. Hey who do you thinks driving vertigo or Joe everyman
Jake: Non man I'm betting a hot chick or some rocker
* I looked at Jake with a really dumb look on *
Me: Was you born dumb or just learned it along the way
Jake: how do you know it's one of the cult driving it
* I speed up to catch it up and eventually they catch it and everyone sees who it is driving. I turn the car slightly to cut them off the road and then Carry's on chasing them off road the cult's van tries to turn sharply and all you can hear is a massive bang !!! The cult's van kept swerving side to side and eventually jest flipped up side down *
everyone in my car: HOLY S**T
Crystal: Hey maybe we should get out and check on them we don't wont anyone going to caught or even worst, prison
* Jake gets out his seat to unlock the back doors when vertigo suddenly brakes the back window. He starts choking Kirstie and trying to drag her through the broken window *
Me: oi bitch get your f**king hands off of my wife now before i come over there and kick the flying f**k out of you ass
* I run to the back seats and pulls the back seat up and grabs a base ball bat from underneath. I slide open the door and quickly swings once knowing he wont hit him*
Me: hey bitch I’m getting closer and when i get you your ass is dead just like when everyman is finished with it.
* vertigo just sticks his middle finger up. Vertigo then just turns around and runs back words eventually he backs up into his own van (witch is now up right and the tire is fine thanks to all the other passengers in the van). Me runs up with speed and takes one big swing someone pulls vertigo through the window just in time but I still hit the van and I keep hitting the van until it starts to drive *
vertigo: hey bitch taste this you fat peace of s**t
* Me stops running and dives to the floor vertigo hangs a gun out the window and shoots three bullets one hitting the van one hitting a tree near the van and one getting really close to Me*
Me: Hey you lucky bitch if that touched me I would hunt you down and rip you from limb to limb you p***k
* I then get into my car and just drive on like nothing happened then you pulled me over and brought me in*
the end of BIG L's statement
BIG L: Hey officer I’m done with my statement
* BIG L hands over his statement and goes to walk out but first he byes a dink *
officer: Hey thanks for the statement this will really help us bust vertigo's ass for the very last time
BIG L: thanks
* BIG L eventually dose leave but as he turns he has a smirk on his face. when he gets out side Jake is quickly over to see if he is alright *
BIG L: Few, they brought every word of it I’m to good now they wont know that I shot the gun my self and made all of the commotion my self. Vertigo has really got to keep an eye out because he is going to get his ass kicked by me and you A.K.A double trouble and also the police all over America are after him.
Jake: You sneaky little son of a bitch
BIG L: Hey do you think we should get started going to metamorphosis i mean with have a big break and we don't want to miss it
Jake: Holy s**t your right we need to go. hey you drive I think I’m going to have to go to sleep man
BIG L: ok man don’t worry I will I am not trusting you with my new but smashed car
Kirstie: well me and Crystal are going home man to much violence for me and also I need to show my family Molly so by love you
* The scene closes with BIG L driving away in his car and Kirstie and Crystal getting into a taxi they both go separate ways *
