Post by Simon Daye on Apr 22, 2013 8:21:32 GMT -6
This video was posted on Simon Daye’s youtube account this afternoon after the most recent NCW Collision card was revealed online.
[The camera turns on and sitting in front of the laptop wearing a referee’s shirt is none other than the glorious, Simon Daye. Simon has a very sinister smile on his face as she nods his head.]
Simon Daye: Man I LOVE this shirt.
[He grabs the collars of the referee shirt and lifts them up off his shoulders to show off his official NCW referee shirt, with the same mischievous smile on his face as he does so.]
Simon Daye: So all my DayeWalkers might be wondering what’s up and I just wanted to let you all know what’s up with your favorite tag team champion. I’m still doing good, I’m about 110 pounds lighter but I’ll deal with that in due time. I just wanted to send a message out there to that good for ****ing nothing snake in the grass Rob Diamond. It looks like I’ll be referee’ing your match this week.
[Simon laughs to himself despite the fact that nothing he just said was humorous to anybody else at all.]
Simon Daye: Isn’t that great!? Now I get the chance to screw you over like you screwed me. You think I’m done with you after that little distraction Sunday on Collision!? You think I’m through with you just because you got the **** beat out of you by Roberto Verona... oh no. no no no. You see I’m just starting, you ruined my life, you are the reason that I had to dump Zelda!
[Simon leans forward and smashes the palms of his hands on the computer desk that is in front of him and breathes heavily as his face becomes crimson with anger.]
Simon Daye: If you hadn’t gotten involved in our beautiful, loving relationship she wouldn’t have ran off with Cross, she would never have told me about her past and we’d be living happily ever after right now! That’s all good though, you know I didn’t want a girl that half the NCW roster had been with anyway, but it’s the principle of the matter... the fact that you caused this. So I just wanted to let you know one thing...
[Simon leans back in the chair now, he puts his feet up on the computer desk and his arms behind his head.]
Simon Daye: You don’t have to worry your little head off wondering if I’m going to be an unbiased referee.... because I will NOT be. I WILL do every single thing in my power to **** you over, I can promise you that from the very bottom of my heart. I will not count a single ***damn pinfall you attempt, I will count so fast when you’re being pinned it’ll be quicker than Zelda and Jacobsen’s one night stand. I will make this match a living hell for you and your partner and because I have this shirt on, if you even lay a single finger on me, I will DQ you so fast your head will spin.
[Simon smiles devilishly as he leans his head up a bit.]
Simon Daye: So don’t worry Rob. I WILL do everything in my power to watch you lose. I will not be an unbiased party, I will not be objectively neutral. If there is one thing that you can count on going into this match, is how much of an asshole I’m going to be to you and your partner in this match, and while i’m wearing this shirt there isn’t a damn thing you can do about it. So I sincerely hope you’re looking forward to this....
[Simon pulls his hands away from his head and leans forward in the chair now, his face is almost pressed against the webcam lens catching his serious expression.]
Simon Daye: because I sure as hell am.
[Simon smiles again as he pulls away from the camera and leans back in the chair throwing up the peace sign before the video cuts to an end.]
[The camera turns on and sitting in front of the laptop wearing a referee’s shirt is none other than the glorious, Simon Daye. Simon has a very sinister smile on his face as she nods his head.]
Simon Daye: Man I LOVE this shirt.
[He grabs the collars of the referee shirt and lifts them up off his shoulders to show off his official NCW referee shirt, with the same mischievous smile on his face as he does so.]
Simon Daye: So all my DayeWalkers might be wondering what’s up and I just wanted to let you all know what’s up with your favorite tag team champion. I’m still doing good, I’m about 110 pounds lighter but I’ll deal with that in due time. I just wanted to send a message out there to that good for ****ing nothing snake in the grass Rob Diamond. It looks like I’ll be referee’ing your match this week.
[Simon laughs to himself despite the fact that nothing he just said was humorous to anybody else at all.]
Simon Daye: Isn’t that great!? Now I get the chance to screw you over like you screwed me. You think I’m done with you after that little distraction Sunday on Collision!? You think I’m through with you just because you got the **** beat out of you by Roberto Verona... oh no. no no no. You see I’m just starting, you ruined my life, you are the reason that I had to dump Zelda!
[Simon leans forward and smashes the palms of his hands on the computer desk that is in front of him and breathes heavily as his face becomes crimson with anger.]
Simon Daye: If you hadn’t gotten involved in our beautiful, loving relationship she wouldn’t have ran off with Cross, she would never have told me about her past and we’d be living happily ever after right now! That’s all good though, you know I didn’t want a girl that half the NCW roster had been with anyway, but it’s the principle of the matter... the fact that you caused this. So I just wanted to let you know one thing...
[Simon leans back in the chair now, he puts his feet up on the computer desk and his arms behind his head.]
Simon Daye: You don’t have to worry your little head off wondering if I’m going to be an unbiased referee.... because I will NOT be. I WILL do every single thing in my power to **** you over, I can promise you that from the very bottom of my heart. I will not count a single ***damn pinfall you attempt, I will count so fast when you’re being pinned it’ll be quicker than Zelda and Jacobsen’s one night stand. I will make this match a living hell for you and your partner and because I have this shirt on, if you even lay a single finger on me, I will DQ you so fast your head will spin.
[Simon smiles devilishly as he leans his head up a bit.]
Simon Daye: So don’t worry Rob. I WILL do everything in my power to watch you lose. I will not be an unbiased party, I will not be objectively neutral. If there is one thing that you can count on going into this match, is how much of an asshole I’m going to be to you and your partner in this match, and while i’m wearing this shirt there isn’t a damn thing you can do about it. So I sincerely hope you’re looking forward to this....
[Simon pulls his hands away from his head and leans forward in the chair now, his face is almost pressed against the webcam lens catching his serious expression.]
Simon Daye: because I sure as hell am.
[Simon smiles again as he pulls away from the camera and leans back in the chair throwing up the peace sign before the video cuts to an end.]