Post by Bannedingo on Dec 15, 2007 21:00:27 GMT -6
*Camera fades in to Vertigo and Joe playing poker in the bus late at night*
Vertigo: dude when we take these weaklings out i have either Sexy Jason or The Ass
Joe: you mean The Ace?
Vertigo: yeah, what did i say?
Joe: you just described his personality.
*they both laugh*
Vertigo: I've already beaten Big L and i burnt Jake Kane's house down last month and I've always wanted to get my hands on him.
Joe: yeah, and two rookies means a easy win for me and another step towards a title shot.
Vertigo: yep. did you hear about John? he's pretty pissed about Lance ditching us..
Joe: yeah but so am i. the stuff he said to us made us believe he'd be there for the long haul..then we never saw him again.
Vertigo: at least we're doing good on our own...
Joe: and when Lance returns...
Vertigo: double shining wizards
Joe: kick ass.
Vertigo: ****.. im tired, im going to bed man.
Joe: me too. talk to you tomorrow man.
*they both walk down the hall entering two different doors across from each other*
*the camera follows Vertigo and he climbs into bed and sits up for a second*
Vertigo: Moses... stop staring at Kira.
Moses: ok..
*Moses walks out of the room taking the camera with him and he turns it off*
*Camera fades in as Vertigo wakes up and walks out into the main room of the Bus where the only one up is Kira who is drinking coffee and watching cartoons*
Vertigo: hey
Kira: hey
Vertigo: any idea where we are?
Kira: we've been Chicago for 3 hours
Vertigo: how did we possibly save 24 hours of time?
Kira: Duke never slept
Vertigo: holy ****! thats dedication.
*Vertigo sits next to Kira and grabs a jolt from under the seat*
Kira: do you have **** stockpiled everywhere here??
Vertigo: oh you have no idea.
Kira: so your telling me if i reached under this seat I'd find something..
Vertigo: most likely
*Kira reaches under thew seat and pulls out a long box in wrapping paper*
Vertigo: merry Christmas.
*Kira smiles and rips off the wrapping paper and opens the box*
Kira: oh my god!!
*inside the box theres a shiny leather dress with chains and buckles hanging from the arms and the words Kira Dirtmurder in red on the back*
Vertigo: like it?
*Kira dives onto Vertigo and kisses him*
Kira: you. me. bedroom. now.
*Vertigo's eyes widen and they both run into the bedroom and slam the door*
*camera fades out*
*camera fades back in a few hours later to Zoya watching TV while Joe and Maria talk about the match this week when Vertigo and Kira walk into the room*
Maria: did you guys just wake up!?
Kira: y..yeah.. we just woke up.
Vertigo: i need some caffeine... and a few aspirin..
Kira: me too..
*Moses walks out of the hall holding a camcorder*
Moses: you'll never guess what i just saw!
*Vertigo spears him and breaks the camera*
Vertigo: anyway.. Joe throw me a rockstar
*Joe reaches under the seat and pulls out a rockstar and throws it to Vertigo*
Maria: wait.. are you telling me if i reached under the seat that..
Kira: DON'T FALL FOR IT!
*everybody stares at her*
Kira: never mind..
Vertigo: hey wanna go explore?
Joe: yeah im tired of sitting in here all day..
Kira: I'll come too.
Maria: I'll just stay here and watch Zoya.
Vertigo: alright. wheres duke?
Joe: he's at the arena.
Vertigo: cool lets go.
*they all walk off the bus and Vertigo runs back on and jumps out a few seconds later with 50 tickets to metamorphosis*
Joe: are we pulling a DX?
Vertigo: oh yeah.
*Vertigo pulls back his trench coat revealing the xtreme title*
Kira: how long have you been wearing that!?
Vertigo: since collision.
Joe: damn.. you've got problems
Vertigo: you know it!
*they all walk through the city giving out free tickets and signing autographs until Vertigo runs into a teenager wearing a Vertigo T shirt with dyed purple hair. the kid stares in awe at Vertigo*
Vertigo: whats your name kid?
Fan: c... Chris
Vertigo: how many friends do you have?
Chris: f..ff.. five
*Vertigo gives him 5 backstage passes*
Chris: your nicer than i thought you would be..
Vertigo: only to fans.
*Vertigo rips a piece of his trench coat and signs it then gives it to Chris*
Vertigo: see you at metamorphosis
*Vertigo, Joe, and Kira cross the street to a park and hang out at the top of a hill*
Joe: dude you just started and now you have dedicated fans.
Vertigo: i know! thats surprising as hell.
Kira: i think it was kind of creepy.. how am i going to know if its you or not?!
Vertigo: lets see.. he wasn't as tall as i am he didn't have a trench coat or the title. his name wasn't Vertigo and he was 16.
Joe: yeah thats a bit of a overreaction
Kira: shut up Everyman.
Vertigo: hey whats that!?
*Vertigo sees two guys beating the hell out of Chris*
Vertigo: oh **** no!
*Vertigo and Joe run down the hill to Chris and they see the guys are wearing Double Trouble T-shirts*
Vertigo: HEY ASSHOLES!
*they turn around and freeze*
Vertigo: you know what makes me sick?! little bitches like you who can't grow a hair on your tiny balls so you get pissed and take it out on a helpless kid. what you guys are like 20 years old!?
Joe: Vertigo why talk to them? the only possible way to communicate with Double Trouble fans is through violence!
Vertigo: good point Joe. lets tell them to back the **** off!
*they both run at the guys and Vertigo hits one with the pulse of the maggot and Joe hits the other with a twist of fate*
Chris: h..holy ****.. my leg
*Kira walks up to him*
Kira: calm down let me see
*she pulls up his pant leg and cringes*
Kira: its broken. we have to get this kid to the hospital.
Vertigo: Joe call the ambulance. I'll take care of these bastards.
*Vertigo takes out a piece of paper and writes a note to them*
"Dear Dick heads, now that you are knocked out this may teach you never to touch one of my fans ever again or I'll kill you next time. take these tickets and come to metamorphosis so you can see your heroes get destroyed by the people who destroyed you. enjoy the nosebleeds assholes. with burning hatred and disgust - The Cult"
*Vertigo drops the note on them and stuffs two tickets into their mouths*
Chris: agh! it hurts!
Kira: its OK helps on the way.
Vertigo: don't try to move man.
*the ambulance comes and picks up Chris. and the camera fades out*
*camera fades back in to Vertigo and Joe sitting in their locker room with Chris in a wheelchair in the corner and his cast signed by everyone on the roster except Big L and Jake Kane*
Vertigo: for everything you've gone through Chris.. we're giving you a special spot at ringside.
Chris: oh my god thank you!
Joe: its the least we can do. we want you to see Jake and Big get destroyed as closely as possible.
*Maria and Kira walk into the locker room and sit next to Chris*
Vertigo: just imagine.. if you had this job you'd be surrounded by girls this hot all the time.
Joe: theres always a dark side..
Maria: whats that supposed to mean!?
Joe: nothing!!
*Rick Ramsey drops in from a ventilation pipe on the ceiling*
Rick: so Chris! i heard you..
Vertigo: RICK! OUT!
*Rick walks out the door*
Vertigo: damn.. how does he do that?
Joe: how does Double Trouble manage to suck so much?
Vertigo: good question.
*camera fades out*
Vertigo: dude when we take these weaklings out i have either Sexy Jason or The Ass
Joe: you mean The Ace?
Vertigo: yeah, what did i say?
Joe: you just described his personality.
*they both laugh*
Vertigo: I've already beaten Big L and i burnt Jake Kane's house down last month and I've always wanted to get my hands on him.
Joe: yeah, and two rookies means a easy win for me and another step towards a title shot.
Vertigo: yep. did you hear about John? he's pretty pissed about Lance ditching us..
Joe: yeah but so am i. the stuff he said to us made us believe he'd be there for the long haul..then we never saw him again.
Vertigo: at least we're doing good on our own...
Joe: and when Lance returns...
Vertigo: double shining wizards
Joe: kick ass.
Vertigo: ****.. im tired, im going to bed man.
Joe: me too. talk to you tomorrow man.
*they both walk down the hall entering two different doors across from each other*
*the camera follows Vertigo and he climbs into bed and sits up for a second*
Vertigo: Moses... stop staring at Kira.
Moses: ok..
*Moses walks out of the room taking the camera with him and he turns it off*
*Camera fades in as Vertigo wakes up and walks out into the main room of the Bus where the only one up is Kira who is drinking coffee and watching cartoons*
Vertigo: hey
Kira: hey
Vertigo: any idea where we are?
Kira: we've been Chicago for 3 hours
Vertigo: how did we possibly save 24 hours of time?
Kira: Duke never slept
Vertigo: holy ****! thats dedication.
*Vertigo sits next to Kira and grabs a jolt from under the seat*
Kira: do you have **** stockpiled everywhere here??
Vertigo: oh you have no idea.
Kira: so your telling me if i reached under this seat I'd find something..
Vertigo: most likely
*Kira reaches under thew seat and pulls out a long box in wrapping paper*
Vertigo: merry Christmas.
*Kira smiles and rips off the wrapping paper and opens the box*
Kira: oh my god!!
*inside the box theres a shiny leather dress with chains and buckles hanging from the arms and the words Kira Dirtmurder in red on the back*
Vertigo: like it?
*Kira dives onto Vertigo and kisses him*
Kira: you. me. bedroom. now.
*Vertigo's eyes widen and they both run into the bedroom and slam the door*
*camera fades out*
*camera fades back in a few hours later to Zoya watching TV while Joe and Maria talk about the match this week when Vertigo and Kira walk into the room*
Maria: did you guys just wake up!?
Kira: y..yeah.. we just woke up.
Vertigo: i need some caffeine... and a few aspirin..
Kira: me too..
*Moses walks out of the hall holding a camcorder*
Moses: you'll never guess what i just saw!
*Vertigo spears him and breaks the camera*
Vertigo: anyway.. Joe throw me a rockstar
*Joe reaches under the seat and pulls out a rockstar and throws it to Vertigo*
Maria: wait.. are you telling me if i reached under the seat that..
Kira: DON'T FALL FOR IT!
*everybody stares at her*
Kira: never mind..
Vertigo: hey wanna go explore?
Joe: yeah im tired of sitting in here all day..
Kira: I'll come too.
Maria: I'll just stay here and watch Zoya.
Vertigo: alright. wheres duke?
Joe: he's at the arena.
Vertigo: cool lets go.
*they all walk off the bus and Vertigo runs back on and jumps out a few seconds later with 50 tickets to metamorphosis*
Joe: are we pulling a DX?
Vertigo: oh yeah.
*Vertigo pulls back his trench coat revealing the xtreme title*
Kira: how long have you been wearing that!?
Vertigo: since collision.
Joe: damn.. you've got problems
Vertigo: you know it!
*they all walk through the city giving out free tickets and signing autographs until Vertigo runs into a teenager wearing a Vertigo T shirt with dyed purple hair. the kid stares in awe at Vertigo*
Vertigo: whats your name kid?
Fan: c... Chris
Vertigo: how many friends do you have?
Chris: f..ff.. five
*Vertigo gives him 5 backstage passes*
Chris: your nicer than i thought you would be..
Vertigo: only to fans.
*Vertigo rips a piece of his trench coat and signs it then gives it to Chris*
Vertigo: see you at metamorphosis
*Vertigo, Joe, and Kira cross the street to a park and hang out at the top of a hill*
Joe: dude you just started and now you have dedicated fans.
Vertigo: i know! thats surprising as hell.
Kira: i think it was kind of creepy.. how am i going to know if its you or not?!
Vertigo: lets see.. he wasn't as tall as i am he didn't have a trench coat or the title. his name wasn't Vertigo and he was 16.
Joe: yeah thats a bit of a overreaction
Kira: shut up Everyman.
Vertigo: hey whats that!?
*Vertigo sees two guys beating the hell out of Chris*
Vertigo: oh **** no!
*Vertigo and Joe run down the hill to Chris and they see the guys are wearing Double Trouble T-shirts*
Vertigo: HEY ASSHOLES!
*they turn around and freeze*
Vertigo: you know what makes me sick?! little bitches like you who can't grow a hair on your tiny balls so you get pissed and take it out on a helpless kid. what you guys are like 20 years old!?
Joe: Vertigo why talk to them? the only possible way to communicate with Double Trouble fans is through violence!
Vertigo: good point Joe. lets tell them to back the **** off!
*they both run at the guys and Vertigo hits one with the pulse of the maggot and Joe hits the other with a twist of fate*
Chris: h..holy ****.. my leg
*Kira walks up to him*
Kira: calm down let me see
*she pulls up his pant leg and cringes*
Kira: its broken. we have to get this kid to the hospital.
Vertigo: Joe call the ambulance. I'll take care of these bastards.
*Vertigo takes out a piece of paper and writes a note to them*
"Dear Dick heads, now that you are knocked out this may teach you never to touch one of my fans ever again or I'll kill you next time. take these tickets and come to metamorphosis so you can see your heroes get destroyed by the people who destroyed you. enjoy the nosebleeds assholes. with burning hatred and disgust - The Cult"
*Vertigo drops the note on them and stuffs two tickets into their mouths*
Chris: agh! it hurts!
Kira: its OK helps on the way.
Vertigo: don't try to move man.
*the ambulance comes and picks up Chris. and the camera fades out*
*camera fades back in to Vertigo and Joe sitting in their locker room with Chris in a wheelchair in the corner and his cast signed by everyone on the roster except Big L and Jake Kane*
Vertigo: for everything you've gone through Chris.. we're giving you a special spot at ringside.
Chris: oh my god thank you!
Joe: its the least we can do. we want you to see Jake and Big get destroyed as closely as possible.
*Maria and Kira walk into the locker room and sit next to Chris*
Vertigo: just imagine.. if you had this job you'd be surrounded by girls this hot all the time.
Joe: theres always a dark side..
Maria: whats that supposed to mean!?
Joe: nothing!!
*Rick Ramsey drops in from a ventilation pipe on the ceiling*
Rick: so Chris! i heard you..
Vertigo: RICK! OUT!
*Rick walks out the door*
Vertigo: damn.. how does he do that?
Joe: how does Double Trouble manage to suck so much?
Vertigo: good question.
*camera fades out*
