Post by The Fox on Dec 10, 2007 23:36:39 GMT -6
The scene opens with a black screen. Footage of last weeks Suspense is shown with an overview of what happend. Being shown last is the match between The Fox and Big L, with The Fox upsetting Big L and getting his first NCW win. After the clip is shown, the camera begins rolling outside of the United Center in Chi-town, Illinois. It starts off by showing a hand flipping some meat over a barbecue grill. The camera then goes up to only reveal that it's The Fox! He gives the camera the "rock on" sign while continuing to flip the meat he's cooking. Behind him are a bunch of trucks, ice coolers, and many of his fellow fans holding up signs such as "Beat Tankelad" and "Never Outfox The Fox!" With all this going on, Fox is approached by "Super Cool" Chad Lights with a microphone in his hand. He begins to speak.
"Super Cool" Chad Lights: Fox, what in the world is going on here?
Realizing he's being interviewed, he stops flipping the food and lets it cook on the grill.
The Fox: Damn, you really are shorter in person!
"Super Cool" Chad Lights: What?...
The Fox: Just kidding! Man you didn't know? We're freaking having a tailgate party over here!
"Super Cool" Chad Lights: And you're doing this, why?
The Fox: Why no other reason of me winning my first match here in NCW! We're stocked full of drinks, we got some food to grub on, and I don't know who that little girl is, but she's supporting the music with her Hannah Montana boom box!
"Super Cool" Chad Lights: Wow...
The Fox: I feel exactly the same way. I couldn't ask for a better reception!
"Super Cool" Chad Lights: So what exactly are you cooking up here?
The Fox goes back to grill and begins flipping his food again. He talks while doing so.
The Fox: Beef! This is where the beef's at! We got beef brisket, beef ribs, beef steaks, you name it!
"Super Cool" Chad Lights: Ha, I get it! You're doing this because you're facing Tankelad at Wired this Sunday, right?
Fox laughs at Light's last remark and answers back.
The Fox: No way, man! This is all for me! But I'll tell ya what, Tankelad, you're more than welcome to come and get your share of beef. Because we all know how much you love beef!
Fox's fans begin errupting with "Where's the beef?" chants.
The Fox: It's right here guys!
He looks around pointing at it while laughing at the same time. He then gets back to what he was saying.
The Fox: No honestly, speaking of Tankelad, hes had two matches and yet hes been lucky on both of them. The first one verses Blitz, where he won the match with his "gotta get to the buffet" splash. I know he's big Blitz, but c'mon! You could've got him off of you to still be in the match. It's called tickling! You know that's every fatmans weakness besides food. And the other being him verses The Real Deal, were Real Deal gave him the low blow to his beef balls. Can I say that?
"Super Cool" Chad Lights: Ehh?
The Fox: Yeah, I guess you're right. But come this Sunday at Wired, it's going to be a different story. You see, what makes me different from your last two opponents is that these fools just come out here thinking they can beat you. Well sir, you proved them wrong. But me, I like to strategize my opponent. I study them from tail to limb. That's probably why I'm critisized so much everytime I face somebody. But as you can tell, it's working. Because what I set out to do last week I accomplished. I beat Big L. I serenaded him with the Sidewinder, while topping it off with The Wild Ride. End of discussion there. And that's where I plan to follow up this week. Do the same damn thing I did to Big L as I would do to you, Tankelad. You know it's funny, speaking of both of them, it's like they're identical twins.
"Super Cool" Chad Lights: What do you mean by that?
The Fox: I mean, do I really have say anything? Think about it. Big L, "I like to shut inocent ppl and inpragnent my wife have a babi be a daddy and to be a full forse of dbl trouble!" And then there's Tankelad, "Beef! I make out with jessica gurl at movies while eating beef on stick! Luv you Big L!" And I rest my case.
"Super Cool" Chad Lights: Nicely put. I bet you were in theatre arts, weren't you?
The Fox: No, actually I played air guitar for my schools band.
Chris gives him a weird look while Fox making a funny gesture on his face.
The Fox: Back to what I was saying. Come this Sunday, besides your size and your weight, I will get the win. No matter what it has to take, it'll get done. I proven this last week. Size and weight doesn't matter. Because if I can lift butterball Big L and give him The Wild Ride, I can do the same with you, so expect it! Nonetheless after my win at Wired, I'll be the one responsible pushing the repeat button for the PPV's music. But's it like I said, Chris.
"Super Cool" Chad Lights: And you said?...
The Fox: Since my arrival here, I blantly told Leonard Fox to start me off from the bottom. And that's exactly what he's doing. First it started off with Suspense, now it's Wired. In a matter of weeks I'll be getting booked to Collision and PPV's.
"Super Cool" Chad Lights: What makes you think so?
The Fox: The way talent is going, he needs to. I'm in no rush. If he wants me to pay my dues, fine. I'll do just that! I've done it before, and why not here! But like I said since day one, I will make NCW better. It might not be for awhile, but when the time comes, be ready baby! And Tankelad, I'll be sure to bring you some leftovers, because I want you riled up and ready to start this PPV off with a bang! With that being said, Tankelad, Chad lights....
Fox pokes him in the chest with his index finger.
The Fox: Never Outfox The Fox!
The fans circled around him starts cheering and Chris Lights leaves with that being said. With the camera fading out, The Fox yells "who wants beef?" as the camera goes to black.
"Super Cool" Chad Lights: Fox, what in the world is going on here?
Realizing he's being interviewed, he stops flipping the food and lets it cook on the grill.
The Fox: Damn, you really are shorter in person!
"Super Cool" Chad Lights: What?...
The Fox: Just kidding! Man you didn't know? We're freaking having a tailgate party over here!
"Super Cool" Chad Lights: And you're doing this, why?
The Fox: Why no other reason of me winning my first match here in NCW! We're stocked full of drinks, we got some food to grub on, and I don't know who that little girl is, but she's supporting the music with her Hannah Montana boom box!
"Super Cool" Chad Lights: Wow...
The Fox: I feel exactly the same way. I couldn't ask for a better reception!
"Super Cool" Chad Lights: So what exactly are you cooking up here?
The Fox goes back to grill and begins flipping his food again. He talks while doing so.
The Fox: Beef! This is where the beef's at! We got beef brisket, beef ribs, beef steaks, you name it!
"Super Cool" Chad Lights: Ha, I get it! You're doing this because you're facing Tankelad at Wired this Sunday, right?
Fox laughs at Light's last remark and answers back.
The Fox: No way, man! This is all for me! But I'll tell ya what, Tankelad, you're more than welcome to come and get your share of beef. Because we all know how much you love beef!
Fox's fans begin errupting with "Where's the beef?" chants.
The Fox: It's right here guys!
He looks around pointing at it while laughing at the same time. He then gets back to what he was saying.
The Fox: No honestly, speaking of Tankelad, hes had two matches and yet hes been lucky on both of them. The first one verses Blitz, where he won the match with his "gotta get to the buffet" splash. I know he's big Blitz, but c'mon! You could've got him off of you to still be in the match. It's called tickling! You know that's every fatmans weakness besides food. And the other being him verses The Real Deal, were Real Deal gave him the low blow to his beef balls. Can I say that?
"Super Cool" Chad Lights: Ehh?
The Fox: Yeah, I guess you're right. But come this Sunday at Wired, it's going to be a different story. You see, what makes me different from your last two opponents is that these fools just come out here thinking they can beat you. Well sir, you proved them wrong. But me, I like to strategize my opponent. I study them from tail to limb. That's probably why I'm critisized so much everytime I face somebody. But as you can tell, it's working. Because what I set out to do last week I accomplished. I beat Big L. I serenaded him with the Sidewinder, while topping it off with The Wild Ride. End of discussion there. And that's where I plan to follow up this week. Do the same damn thing I did to Big L as I would do to you, Tankelad. You know it's funny, speaking of both of them, it's like they're identical twins.
"Super Cool" Chad Lights: What do you mean by that?
The Fox: I mean, do I really have say anything? Think about it. Big L, "I like to shut inocent ppl and inpragnent my wife have a babi be a daddy and to be a full forse of dbl trouble!" And then there's Tankelad, "Beef! I make out with jessica gurl at movies while eating beef on stick! Luv you Big L!" And I rest my case.
"Super Cool" Chad Lights: Nicely put. I bet you were in theatre arts, weren't you?
The Fox: No, actually I played air guitar for my schools band.
Chris gives him a weird look while Fox making a funny gesture on his face.
The Fox: Back to what I was saying. Come this Sunday, besides your size and your weight, I will get the win. No matter what it has to take, it'll get done. I proven this last week. Size and weight doesn't matter. Because if I can lift butterball Big L and give him The Wild Ride, I can do the same with you, so expect it! Nonetheless after my win at Wired, I'll be the one responsible pushing the repeat button for the PPV's music. But's it like I said, Chris.
"Super Cool" Chad Lights: And you said?...
The Fox: Since my arrival here, I blantly told Leonard Fox to start me off from the bottom. And that's exactly what he's doing. First it started off with Suspense, now it's Wired. In a matter of weeks I'll be getting booked to Collision and PPV's.
"Super Cool" Chad Lights: What makes you think so?
The Fox: The way talent is going, he needs to. I'm in no rush. If he wants me to pay my dues, fine. I'll do just that! I've done it before, and why not here! But like I said since day one, I will make NCW better. It might not be for awhile, but when the time comes, be ready baby! And Tankelad, I'll be sure to bring you some leftovers, because I want you riled up and ready to start this PPV off with a bang! With that being said, Tankelad, Chad lights....
Fox pokes him in the chest with his index finger.
The Fox: Never Outfox The Fox!
The fans circled around him starts cheering and Chris Lights leaves with that being said. With the camera fading out, The Fox yells "who wants beef?" as the camera goes to black.
