Post by Crystal Williams on May 11, 2013 22:47:02 GMT -6
[Crystal sat down on the sofa as she waited for Zelda to finish using the restroom. As Crystal sat there her eyes were instantly locked on the Starlet’s Championship that was draped across the sofa. Crystal slowly moved her finger over to the title and gently touched it as she quickly pulled it back. Crystal grinned as she liked how the title felt, she couldn’t help herself as she grabbed the gold object and proudly placed it over her shoulders. She offered a wicked smirk as she stood up and started patting the title as if it was her own. Crystal stood up and she walked over to a mirror. She stared at her reflection idolizing the image that she was glancing at as she glared intently into the mirrror.]
“Ladies and gentlemen, I am happy to introduce to you... The final NCW World Starlet’s Champion Crystal Hilton!!! Crystal do you have anything to say about the way about the way you epically ended the career of your very best friend Zelda Knite. Why but of course... It was a good match, but Zelda just wasn’t in my league. She wishes she had the talent that I have. She is like the Luigi to my Mario... and yes I used a video game reference directed at her... WHAT OF IT?!?! I am the champion and I would like to thank the academy... My rosebuds because they have more life than the Zombies... Let’s face it Zombies are dead... And most of all I want to thank myself because I had to carry Zelda for my entire career...
[Crystal begins to adjust the title again as she looks intently into mirror smirking. Before she could make any more moves she feels something poking her in the back. Something long, something thick, something hard.... Ok feel free to get your mind officially out of the gutter because the person standing behind her is her best friend Zelda Knite. Zelda smiled as she stared at Crystal offering a grin.]
“Ok Christina the jig is up... Drop the title before I have to stomp on you like the goomba that you are. If you don’t drop it I will throw a stylus at your head”
[Crystal turns around and she laughs as she stares back at Zelda with a grin on her face. Crystal stares at the object in Zelda’s hand and it was that of an orange Nintendo Zapper. Crystal rolls her eyes as she looks at Zelda shaking her head.]
“Seriously Z... You are sticking me up with the Duck Hunt Gun?! What could you honestly do with that piece of...”
[Before Crystal can say anything else Zelda bashes Crystal on top of the head with the gun. Zelda reaches for her head in pain as she let’s the Starlets title drop to the ground. Zelda picks it up and stares at it before she chucks it across the room.]
“Don’t ever touch my belt again you stupid jerk! You do realize the last time you held the title caused the fight between us...”
[Crystal quickly dives to the ground and picks the belt up as she cradles it holding it like a baby as she shakes her head in disgust at her best friend.]
“What are you doing?! You aren’t supposed to throw the belt like that...It’s a sacred item Zelda... Just because some of the misfortunate people like Kathleen, Jasmine, and I haven’t had one doesn’t give you the right to throw it...”
“It’s no big deal... I have two replicas hanging on the wall to go with my triple crown... not to mention making room for the Hall of Fame award...”
“...”
“That’s right Crystal...WHAT OF IT?!?! YOU AREN’T ON MY LEVEL... COME AT ME GIRL... COME AT ME....You know what I am feeling generous... If you and I can beat a coop play through of Battletoads I will let you hold the title for an hour how does that sound?”
[Crystal’s eyes open wide up as she smirks staring back at Zelda.}
“Really... I will go start that game up...”
[Crystal runs away to set the game up as Zelda looks at the NCW camera with a smirk.]
“Spoiler alert... No one beats Battle Toads on coop...”
[And with that we fade out on this image.]
Oh my goodness let the good times roll because this week Every Man’s Fantasy is back and I Crystal Hilton get to step in the ring with three amazing wrestlers. There is Zelda Knite my best friend, Kathleen Conway, and of course my home girl Jasmine.
For starters let’s talk about my home girl Jasmine. Jazz we have had a lot of time recently to bond and I honestly have to say you have become one of my closest friends. When it comes to the triple threat match at the Pay Per View I truly hope you are the one to victorious and win the championship. No disrespect to my best friend Zelda but NCW could use a Latina as a champion and you are the one that needs to make it happen. So go out there and make our people proud Jazz... Do what you have to do to get the job done...
Really Crystal?! You are going to betray me like that?! I see how it is jerk... I was all happy to be all EMF like. We could have ugly stamped all of those goombas but noooooooooo... Christina has to diss me. I see how it is totally no sell me being 25 percent Mexican... No sell me being the first hispanic Starlet’s World Champion...
No... That 25 percent doesn’t count... And get out of my promo... You had your chance to do one but now this is my turn... Anyway before I was rudely interrupted there is also Kathleen Conway in this match. To be honest Kathleen I have no ill qualms about you. You are a hardworking mother who is just trying to make her ends meet. I could sit here and I can say so much about you but the fact is you have beaten me before, and I have beaten you before. We both haven’t been able to win the big one but that doesn’t matter because now you are sitting in the driver’s seat and you have the chance to make it come true...
Good for you Kathleen seriously good for you... Too bad I really honestly don’t care and when it comes to you in general I tend to be very apathetic...
Really Crystal?! Do you even know what apathetic even means... Miss I don’t have a high school diploma...
You don’t even have one either Zelda!!!
WHAT OF IT?!?!?!
Anyway this match should be a fun one... It will be a chance to go out with one last hoorah... A chance to have fun and showcase some great tag team action across the board. Let’s tear the roof off of the place and do what us ladies do best...
And this wouldn’t be an EMF Promo without an ugly stamp... This one goes out to a special crab girl at there.... So have fun and let’s do it.
“Ladies and gentlemen, I am happy to introduce to you... The final NCW World Starlet’s Champion Crystal Hilton!!! Crystal do you have anything to say about the way about the way you epically ended the career of your very best friend Zelda Knite. Why but of course... It was a good match, but Zelda just wasn’t in my league. She wishes she had the talent that I have. She is like the Luigi to my Mario... and yes I used a video game reference directed at her... WHAT OF IT?!?! I am the champion and I would like to thank the academy... My rosebuds because they have more life than the Zombies... Let’s face it Zombies are dead... And most of all I want to thank myself because I had to carry Zelda for my entire career...
[Crystal begins to adjust the title again as she looks intently into mirror smirking. Before she could make any more moves she feels something poking her in the back. Something long, something thick, something hard.... Ok feel free to get your mind officially out of the gutter because the person standing behind her is her best friend Zelda Knite. Zelda smiled as she stared at Crystal offering a grin.]
“Ok Christina the jig is up... Drop the title before I have to stomp on you like the goomba that you are. If you don’t drop it I will throw a stylus at your head”
[Crystal turns around and she laughs as she stares back at Zelda with a grin on her face. Crystal stares at the object in Zelda’s hand and it was that of an orange Nintendo Zapper. Crystal rolls her eyes as she looks at Zelda shaking her head.]
“Seriously Z... You are sticking me up with the Duck Hunt Gun?! What could you honestly do with that piece of...”
[Before Crystal can say anything else Zelda bashes Crystal on top of the head with the gun. Zelda reaches for her head in pain as she let’s the Starlets title drop to the ground. Zelda picks it up and stares at it before she chucks it across the room.]
“Don’t ever touch my belt again you stupid jerk! You do realize the last time you held the title caused the fight between us...”
[Crystal quickly dives to the ground and picks the belt up as she cradles it holding it like a baby as she shakes her head in disgust at her best friend.]
“What are you doing?! You aren’t supposed to throw the belt like that...It’s a sacred item Zelda... Just because some of the misfortunate people like Kathleen, Jasmine, and I haven’t had one doesn’t give you the right to throw it...”
“It’s no big deal... I have two replicas hanging on the wall to go with my triple crown... not to mention making room for the Hall of Fame award...”
“...”
“That’s right Crystal...WHAT OF IT?!?! YOU AREN’T ON MY LEVEL... COME AT ME GIRL... COME AT ME....You know what I am feeling generous... If you and I can beat a coop play through of Battletoads I will let you hold the title for an hour how does that sound?”
[Crystal’s eyes open wide up as she smirks staring back at Zelda.}
“Really... I will go start that game up...”
[Crystal runs away to set the game up as Zelda looks at the NCW camera with a smirk.]
“Spoiler alert... No one beats Battle Toads on coop...”
[And with that we fade out on this image.]
Oh my goodness let the good times roll because this week Every Man’s Fantasy is back and I Crystal Hilton get to step in the ring with three amazing wrestlers. There is Zelda Knite my best friend, Kathleen Conway, and of course my home girl Jasmine.
For starters let’s talk about my home girl Jasmine. Jazz we have had a lot of time recently to bond and I honestly have to say you have become one of my closest friends. When it comes to the triple threat match at the Pay Per View I truly hope you are the one to victorious and win the championship. No disrespect to my best friend Zelda but NCW could use a Latina as a champion and you are the one that needs to make it happen. So go out there and make our people proud Jazz... Do what you have to do to get the job done...
Really Crystal?! You are going to betray me like that?! I see how it is jerk... I was all happy to be all EMF like. We could have ugly stamped all of those goombas but noooooooooo... Christina has to diss me. I see how it is totally no sell me being 25 percent Mexican... No sell me being the first hispanic Starlet’s World Champion...
No... That 25 percent doesn’t count... And get out of my promo... You had your chance to do one but now this is my turn... Anyway before I was rudely interrupted there is also Kathleen Conway in this match. To be honest Kathleen I have no ill qualms about you. You are a hardworking mother who is just trying to make her ends meet. I could sit here and I can say so much about you but the fact is you have beaten me before, and I have beaten you before. We both haven’t been able to win the big one but that doesn’t matter because now you are sitting in the driver’s seat and you have the chance to make it come true...
Good for you Kathleen seriously good for you... Too bad I really honestly don’t care and when it comes to you in general I tend to be very apathetic...
Really Crystal?! Do you even know what apathetic even means... Miss I don’t have a high school diploma...
You don’t even have one either Zelda!!!
WHAT OF IT?!?!?!
Anyway this match should be a fun one... It will be a chance to go out with one last hoorah... A chance to have fun and showcase some great tag team action across the board. Let’s tear the roof off of the place and do what us ladies do best...
And this wouldn’t be an EMF Promo without an ugly stamp... This one goes out to a special crab girl at there.... So have fun and let’s do it.