Post by Philip Burns on May 18, 2013 20:27:26 GMT -6
After my loss to Spike Kane I knew there was only one thing that could help me shake my conscience clear or this Mike Honcho fiasco. I have to give him what he wants. I have to fight him at A Night to Remember. I'm done feeling guilty about what I said about him. I’m coming to Dallas to whip that guys goofy ass.
{Philip Burns is crouched in the bushes outside Theo Newsingtons apartment. Something in his gut told him The News was in cahoots with Honcho and that both of them were up to no good. It appears as though Honcho is simply working out in the home gym until The News walks in.}
“Mike, I don’t know if this is the sort of things that you’re in to but I recently reported a story about a scientific breakthrough. Apparently there is a supplement made from wolf DNA that can dramatically increase your strength and agility.”
“You talking about some kind of steroids?”
“No man this is something different. Its completely legal and I got us some. This is going to change our lives forever and give you the edge you need to get the upper hand on a seasoned vet like Burns.”
{News produces two vials from behind his back.}
“That sounds awesome man. Let's get this party started!”
{Honcho grabs both vials and makes quick work of them. News looks on horrified.}
“...you were only supposed to drink one...”
“What? But... I don’t feel right.”
{Mike Honcho starts stumbling around, his eyes glaze over. He knocks over a lamp. News tries to calm him down but Honcho is turning blue in the face. Then just blue in general. He grows a lot more hair and its also blue.}
“Whats happening to meeeeee?!?!”
{Burns, still peeking through the window is astonished. He doesn’t really know what he is seeing. Honcho grabs some heavy exercise equipment and throws it to the floor.}
I don’t know what I just saw but apparently Mike Honcho has morphed into a blue werewolf. I’m not sure if I should call of the match or call animal control. Honestly, I'm pissed off enough that I just need to fight him no matter what. I've got this stupid fake mustache stuck to my face because of the **** bag. Time to send nCw off in style by delivering one final Burn Notice in the middle of the ring to that fat blue bastard. I'm gonna miss this place.
My enemy has a new face...
{Philip Burns is crouched in the bushes outside Theo Newsingtons apartment. Something in his gut told him The News was in cahoots with Honcho and that both of them were up to no good. It appears as though Honcho is simply working out in the home gym until The News walks in.}
“Mike, I don’t know if this is the sort of things that you’re in to but I recently reported a story about a scientific breakthrough. Apparently there is a supplement made from wolf DNA that can dramatically increase your strength and agility.”
“You talking about some kind of steroids?”
“No man this is something different. Its completely legal and I got us some. This is going to change our lives forever and give you the edge you need to get the upper hand on a seasoned vet like Burns.”
{News produces two vials from behind his back.}
“That sounds awesome man. Let's get this party started!”
{Honcho grabs both vials and makes quick work of them. News looks on horrified.}
“...you were only supposed to drink one...”
“What? But... I don’t feel right.”
{Mike Honcho starts stumbling around, his eyes glaze over. He knocks over a lamp. News tries to calm him down but Honcho is turning blue in the face. Then just blue in general. He grows a lot more hair and its also blue.}
“Whats happening to meeeeee?!?!”
{Burns, still peeking through the window is astonished. He doesn’t really know what he is seeing. Honcho grabs some heavy exercise equipment and throws it to the floor.}
I don’t know what I just saw but apparently Mike Honcho has morphed into a blue werewolf. I’m not sure if I should call of the match or call animal control. Honestly, I'm pissed off enough that I just need to fight him no matter what. I've got this stupid fake mustache stuck to my face because of the **** bag. Time to send nCw off in style by delivering one final Burn Notice in the middle of the ring to that fat blue bastard. I'm gonna miss this place.
My enemy has a new face...
