Post by liamb on Dec 12, 2007 11:01:17 GMT -6
* The scene opens with BIG L reading the paper on the reviews of his match against the fox he is shaking his head because he knows he should of won even the paper knows it. BIG L thinks that it is just him and he is not good enough and then thoughts of getting kicked off the empire were going through his head and the screen goes jet black and says 2 months later*
BIG L: hey sorry I let you guys down it won’t happen again I mean this one is a one off
Christian: I know this wont happen again because I'm sorry to say but your kicked off the empire pack your things and go now
jakekane: I told you BIG L you need to win but you let the team down but more importantly you let yourself down your daughter will be ashamed of you and your wife one last thing your a failer
* BIG L shakes his head and brings himself back to the real world he looks around him and realises he was just imagining it*
BIG L: yo kirstie come in hear please I need to talk to you and it’s important?
* kirstie walks in the room*
Hey if I got kicked off the empire would you be disappointed in me and think i'm a failure
kirstie: no of cause I wont I love you for the man you are in side not the muscles on the out side if you do get kicked off big deal you can still live your life why you ask me this dear
* BIG L bites his bottom lip and them starts to talk*
BIG L: well my up coming match on the pay per view is a very hard match against that punk ass bitch vertigo and some bitch called Joe everyman or something like that me and jake kane double were in trouble I mean we both hate vertigo like we both hate your moms cooking
Kirstie: *interrupts* you hate my moms cooking?
BIG L: yeah me and jake kane its not nice its all sloppy anyway back to the point there both talented superstars and well me and jake kane we are talented but we aren't the best on a team Ive got a slight felling were going to lose
Kirstie: no don't think like that then you will lose aim high and keep your chin up and in the famous words of martin Luther king I have a dream that you two will kick there asses and vertigo wont know what hit him and hey did you know hat Joe everyman is gay because last night I saw the one and only Joe everyman walking into a gay bar up in the town when I was going to ma moms
* BIG L's eyes open really wide and he brakes out into laughter *
BIG L: don't lie ... he is ... gay. I'm not surprised he teamed up with vertigo hide behind a good superstar in the nCw tut tut I aren't getting in the ring with a gay he might try to rape me or something I'm wearing trousers with a belt and I aren't taking my top off for s**t but still can't say anything about vertigo apart from keep and eye on your daughter.... Man I need to go and get Chad lights
* kirstie gets a smirk on her face *
kirstie: no need I just recorded everything you said on video because I knew I could get you to open your heart and your more trusty to tell the trufe and your more comthitible in front of me this is what will be happening from now on ill be interviewing you oh an molly and almost said a word but was then sick
* kirstie rolls her eyes and carries on with the cooking she is humming to her self the tune of ill be missing you and BIG L over hears her and he starts to sing along it sounds horrible but them two just laugh and BIG L kisses kirstie and the camera fades out and fades back in on BIG L in the gym on the bench press lifting 200 kg he is extremely struggling but he just shouts*
BIG L: MUST BEAT THE CULT , MUST BEAT THE CULT, MUST BEAT THE CULT
* BIG L stands up and poses in the mirror then he goes over to the punch bag he spins the bag around and it has a picture of vertigo on it BIG L starts mashing the bag up with 1 2 combos and hook eventually he brakes the bag once again by walking away and running full speed and pulling the bag off the ceiling he sits on top of the bag and repeatedly punches it*
BIG L: die vertigo just f**king die and never come back die just like your brother did and your lucky your daughter didn't so go and join your brother in hell when my son will always be in heaven ARGHHHHHHHH
* there is a dart close to where the punch bag fell BIG L picks it up and the camera goes behind him as he through the dart at something on the wall that he is covering the camera follows him to the changing room door*
BIG L: I bet you wish the camera was aloud in the changing room Joe huh we all know now about your little issue about girls and how you would love to watch a man like me in the shower well I'm not that type of man bitch I have a wife and a daughter
* the camera fades out as BIG L slams the door shut it fades back in on BIG L just putting on his shirt on after he puts his shirt on he putt's his purple blazer on and then checks on all the doors and windows to see if there locked the turns all the lights off something catches his eye *
BIG L: what the fu.... who the he..... f***king vertigo
* BIG L takes no attention and just walks out shaking his head the camera has one look at the wall and write in glow in the dark ink
WATCH YOUR BACK
YOUR NOT ALWAYS
ON GUARD
The camera gets in the back of the car and BIG L drives off the camera man starts to talk even though he is a hobo*
Dave: so hey I have finally been aloud to interview you and what did you think of that wrighting on the wall
* BIG L turns his head sarcastically *
BIG L: hey I never give you permission to talk I'm paying you 10 cent and hour and giving you free toast and hot drinks what else do you want..... ha ha ha I'm only joking but I'm going to raise your pay since as your a great camera man you now on 1 dollar an hour so back to the writing I think it is embarrassing that vertigo thinks he can get to me with abit of useless writing on the wall and vertigo didn't you hear my last interview I'm always on guard so you really wasted you time your time and everyman couldn't star at your ass or your dumb ass hair
Dave: do you think your going to lose against the cult ??
* BIG L pulls over the car and gets out of his car he slams the door and opens the back door BIG L gets really angry*
BIG L: what the f**k get the f**k out my car and my thoughts on vertigo are his just as gay as everyman and everyman concealing can solve your problems they solved vertigo's troubled child hood of how his mom and dad recorded them self having sex in night vision
* BIG L asks again for the hobo to get out his car but he doesn't so BIG L grabs him by his leg swings him around and releases him into a brick wall he then spits at him and picks up his camera*
BIG L: I will not lose this is the start of a new era .... vertigo watches the f**k out I'm not the one who should be on guard
* BIG L puts the camera on the dashboard and drives on *
BIG L: *mutters to himself * bitch ass gays in this bitch ass world vertigo should go and jump off a cliff whilst a train is coming past and everyman should go concealing or turn straight *sigh and starts to speak in stead of muttering * aha I have an idea
* BIG L looks in the back of his car and then pulls over he gets out his car and checks the boot the camera picks up BIG L giving off a little smirk BIG L slams the boot and gets back in his car once again and drives off to post his videos to Chad lights after that the camera fade out and BIG L fades it back in as he is in an anonamouse location but it looks a bit like a forest *
BIG L: whispers to the camera* well I bet your wondering where the hell I am well hear have a look
* BIG L turns the camera around at a messy house that looks like some one on minimum wage at McDonald's could afford the window's are smashed the doors have holes in and the house it self is green *
I'm not surprised jakekane got through your daughters window it isn't hard and this is before Ive touched it
* BIG L goes back to his car and opens the boot he picks up the thing that he looked at before that turns out to be a can of blue spray paint he then runs back to the woods next to vertigos house and quickly runs over to the house and spray paints double trouble on the wall in massive blue writing he then climbs through the window and runs round the house spraying the spray paint everywhere and spraying on the walls BIG L and double trouble, the cult suck ass*
BIG L: now that's a rap I said always be on guard
* BIG L puts the camera on freeze frame of him spraying the can in front of his face then he hears someone put a key in the front door so he quickly runs up the stairs and out of vertigoes bedroom window
BIG L: hey sorry I let you guys down it won’t happen again I mean this one is a one off
Christian: I know this wont happen again because I'm sorry to say but your kicked off the empire pack your things and go now
jakekane: I told you BIG L you need to win but you let the team down but more importantly you let yourself down your daughter will be ashamed of you and your wife one last thing your a failer
* BIG L shakes his head and brings himself back to the real world he looks around him and realises he was just imagining it*
BIG L: yo kirstie come in hear please I need to talk to you and it’s important?
* kirstie walks in the room*
Hey if I got kicked off the empire would you be disappointed in me and think i'm a failure
kirstie: no of cause I wont I love you for the man you are in side not the muscles on the out side if you do get kicked off big deal you can still live your life why you ask me this dear
* BIG L bites his bottom lip and them starts to talk*
BIG L: well my up coming match on the pay per view is a very hard match against that punk ass bitch vertigo and some bitch called Joe everyman or something like that me and jake kane double were in trouble I mean we both hate vertigo like we both hate your moms cooking
Kirstie: *interrupts* you hate my moms cooking?
BIG L: yeah me and jake kane its not nice its all sloppy anyway back to the point there both talented superstars and well me and jake kane we are talented but we aren't the best on a team Ive got a slight felling were going to lose
Kirstie: no don't think like that then you will lose aim high and keep your chin up and in the famous words of martin Luther king I have a dream that you two will kick there asses and vertigo wont know what hit him and hey did you know hat Joe everyman is gay because last night I saw the one and only Joe everyman walking into a gay bar up in the town when I was going to ma moms
* BIG L's eyes open really wide and he brakes out into laughter *
BIG L: don't lie ... he is ... gay. I'm not surprised he teamed up with vertigo hide behind a good superstar in the nCw tut tut I aren't getting in the ring with a gay he might try to rape me or something I'm wearing trousers with a belt and I aren't taking my top off for s**t but still can't say anything about vertigo apart from keep and eye on your daughter.... Man I need to go and get Chad lights
* kirstie gets a smirk on her face *
kirstie: no need I just recorded everything you said on video because I knew I could get you to open your heart and your more trusty to tell the trufe and your more comthitible in front of me this is what will be happening from now on ill be interviewing you oh an molly and almost said a word but was then sick
* kirstie rolls her eyes and carries on with the cooking she is humming to her self the tune of ill be missing you and BIG L over hears her and he starts to sing along it sounds horrible but them two just laugh and BIG L kisses kirstie and the camera fades out and fades back in on BIG L in the gym on the bench press lifting 200 kg he is extremely struggling but he just shouts*
BIG L: MUST BEAT THE CULT , MUST BEAT THE CULT, MUST BEAT THE CULT
* BIG L stands up and poses in the mirror then he goes over to the punch bag he spins the bag around and it has a picture of vertigo on it BIG L starts mashing the bag up with 1 2 combos and hook eventually he brakes the bag once again by walking away and running full speed and pulling the bag off the ceiling he sits on top of the bag and repeatedly punches it*
BIG L: die vertigo just f**king die and never come back die just like your brother did and your lucky your daughter didn't so go and join your brother in hell when my son will always be in heaven ARGHHHHHHHH
* there is a dart close to where the punch bag fell BIG L picks it up and the camera goes behind him as he through the dart at something on the wall that he is covering the camera follows him to the changing room door*
BIG L: I bet you wish the camera was aloud in the changing room Joe huh we all know now about your little issue about girls and how you would love to watch a man like me in the shower well I'm not that type of man bitch I have a wife and a daughter
* the camera fades out as BIG L slams the door shut it fades back in on BIG L just putting on his shirt on after he puts his shirt on he putt's his purple blazer on and then checks on all the doors and windows to see if there locked the turns all the lights off something catches his eye *
BIG L: what the fu.... who the he..... f***king vertigo
* BIG L takes no attention and just walks out shaking his head the camera has one look at the wall and write in glow in the dark ink
WATCH YOUR BACK
YOUR NOT ALWAYS
ON GUARD
The camera gets in the back of the car and BIG L drives off the camera man starts to talk even though he is a hobo*
Dave: so hey I have finally been aloud to interview you and what did you think of that wrighting on the wall
* BIG L turns his head sarcastically *
BIG L: hey I never give you permission to talk I'm paying you 10 cent and hour and giving you free toast and hot drinks what else do you want..... ha ha ha I'm only joking but I'm going to raise your pay since as your a great camera man you now on 1 dollar an hour so back to the writing I think it is embarrassing that vertigo thinks he can get to me with abit of useless writing on the wall and vertigo didn't you hear my last interview I'm always on guard so you really wasted you time your time and everyman couldn't star at your ass or your dumb ass hair
Dave: do you think your going to lose against the cult ??
* BIG L pulls over the car and gets out of his car he slams the door and opens the back door BIG L gets really angry*
BIG L: what the f**k get the f**k out my car and my thoughts on vertigo are his just as gay as everyman and everyman concealing can solve your problems they solved vertigo's troubled child hood of how his mom and dad recorded them self having sex in night vision
* BIG L asks again for the hobo to get out his car but he doesn't so BIG L grabs him by his leg swings him around and releases him into a brick wall he then spits at him and picks up his camera*
BIG L: I will not lose this is the start of a new era .... vertigo watches the f**k out I'm not the one who should be on guard
* BIG L puts the camera on the dashboard and drives on *
BIG L: *mutters to himself * bitch ass gays in this bitch ass world vertigo should go and jump off a cliff whilst a train is coming past and everyman should go concealing or turn straight *sigh and starts to speak in stead of muttering * aha I have an idea
* BIG L looks in the back of his car and then pulls over he gets out his car and checks the boot the camera picks up BIG L giving off a little smirk BIG L slams the boot and gets back in his car once again and drives off to post his videos to Chad lights after that the camera fade out and BIG L fades it back in as he is in an anonamouse location but it looks a bit like a forest *
BIG L: whispers to the camera* well I bet your wondering where the hell I am well hear have a look
* BIG L turns the camera around at a messy house that looks like some one on minimum wage at McDonald's could afford the window's are smashed the doors have holes in and the house it self is green *
I'm not surprised jakekane got through your daughters window it isn't hard and this is before Ive touched it
* BIG L goes back to his car and opens the boot he picks up the thing that he looked at before that turns out to be a can of blue spray paint he then runs back to the woods next to vertigos house and quickly runs over to the house and spray paints double trouble on the wall in massive blue writing he then climbs through the window and runs round the house spraying the spray paint everywhere and spraying on the walls BIG L and double trouble, the cult suck ass*
BIG L: now that's a rap I said always be on guard
* BIG L puts the camera on freeze frame of him spraying the can in front of his face then he hears someone put a key in the front door so he quickly runs up the stairs and out of vertigoes bedroom window