Post by Karnage on Nov 10, 2007 3:10:02 GMT -6
The scene opens with a salty looking Master Chief, lifting a whistle to his mouth. He blows on it, and starts barking orders like there is no tomorrow and his life lies in the balance.
KARNAGE! Get your lazy wanna be fat ass MOVING! I wanna see some MOTIVATION! You call yourself a warrior! You let that little punk wanna be murderer talk crap about you! Saying you sodomized 7 cats, a boy, and a 90 year old lady! I know that's a load of crap, cause I don't think you can HANDLE a 90 year old lady! Look at you! You have gotten fat and lazy since you got out of the Navy! Stupid moron! I outta break my boot off in your ass! You are a pathetic excuse for a SEAL! I can't believe that you talked me into training you before your BIG DEBUT in nCw! STEEL CAGE MATCH?!?!?!? KENDO STICK ON A POLE MATCH?!?!?!? What in the BLUE HELL are you thinking, you worm! You know what happened the last time you picked up a Kendo stick?!?!!? That poor fool STILL has to eat his food through a damn straw! What are you THINKING? Do you WANT to try and kill someone? Do you think that you are BETTER than this tick turd? Let me tell you something, Dirtmurder may very well be one pain in the ass, but let me tell you something. If you underestimate his sorry ass, you WILL fall to him! Now get your ass up off of my deck, and start climbing that netting ! And don't stop till you went up and down it 15 times! You are gonna have to climb a steel cage to get out of it and win the match! AND you have to get your hands on a Kendo stick! Get your ass moving, you piece of crap!
Karnage had been doign pushups while the Master Chief was giving Karnage a chew out session. Karnage recovers, and starts running toward the netting. His muscular body runs up and down the netting, and by the time it gets to teh 12th time you can see the wear on Karnage. But Karnage never gives up.
Yeah yeah yeah, go ahead, GIVE UP now you little worm! I thought SEALS were supposed to be the BEST OF THE BEST! You look like the bottom of the barrel of the REJECT SQUAD! I have never seen a more pathetic piece of crap desecrate my beloved SEALs! It's a good thing that you are already out of the SEALs, or I'd keel-haul your ass right outta the service! FINALLY! YOu finished the 15 that I gave you! Now start taking your practivce dummies out!
YES MASTER CHIEF!
Karnage, his body dripping with sweat, starts to take on his "attackers" who all have Kendo sticks. There are three of them, and Karnage manages to take a blow from each of them. He takes one of them to the ground, and grabs hold of the Kendo stick and rips it from hsi attackers hands. He then turns and starts to swing on his other 2 attackers. The sound of the Kendo stick flying through the air and the thud as it strikes his opponents on various parts of the body. Karnage lays them both out cold. The first attacker has gotten up and attempts to try a sneak attack on Karnage. karnage turns and drops the Kendo stick, and hits him with apowerful clothesline. He then picks him up and delivers a K-Bomb, driving the attacker into the concrete face first.
Now get your lazy ass up to the top of that netting 5 more times! And don't be lazy about it! You wanan win this match, yo have to be READY FOR ANYTHING!
While Karnage climbs the netting, 2 other men try to climb up towards him, and try and pull him down. Karnage is pulled down the fir sttime, and hits the padding on the concrete below. He gets right back up and slimbs after them, dropping them both to the floor. This continues over and over again until he has completed the 5 revolutions that the Master Chief ordered him to do. Karnage finishes, and statnds at the position of attention to Master Chief, and awaits his further orders.
Not bad. There may be hope for you to win this after all! Karnage, your training with me is done! You are on your own now. Take this punk out! Or don't come back to me again! Now go hit the showers! You're ready, Karnage. You are ready! You got anything to say for yourself?
Yes I do, Master Chief! You can rest assured, Dirtmurder WILL fall to the K-Bomb! And believe me, it will be an HONOR to lay his ass out!
KARNAGE! Get your lazy wanna be fat ass MOVING! I wanna see some MOTIVATION! You call yourself a warrior! You let that little punk wanna be murderer talk crap about you! Saying you sodomized 7 cats, a boy, and a 90 year old lady! I know that's a load of crap, cause I don't think you can HANDLE a 90 year old lady! Look at you! You have gotten fat and lazy since you got out of the Navy! Stupid moron! I outta break my boot off in your ass! You are a pathetic excuse for a SEAL! I can't believe that you talked me into training you before your BIG DEBUT in nCw! STEEL CAGE MATCH?!?!?!? KENDO STICK ON A POLE MATCH?!?!?!? What in the BLUE HELL are you thinking, you worm! You know what happened the last time you picked up a Kendo stick?!?!!? That poor fool STILL has to eat his food through a damn straw! What are you THINKING? Do you WANT to try and kill someone? Do you think that you are BETTER than this tick turd? Let me tell you something, Dirtmurder may very well be one pain in the ass, but let me tell you something. If you underestimate his sorry ass, you WILL fall to him! Now get your ass up off of my deck, and start climbing that netting ! And don't stop till you went up and down it 15 times! You are gonna have to climb a steel cage to get out of it and win the match! AND you have to get your hands on a Kendo stick! Get your ass moving, you piece of crap!
Karnage had been doign pushups while the Master Chief was giving Karnage a chew out session. Karnage recovers, and starts running toward the netting. His muscular body runs up and down the netting, and by the time it gets to teh 12th time you can see the wear on Karnage. But Karnage never gives up.
Yeah yeah yeah, go ahead, GIVE UP now you little worm! I thought SEALS were supposed to be the BEST OF THE BEST! You look like the bottom of the barrel of the REJECT SQUAD! I have never seen a more pathetic piece of crap desecrate my beloved SEALs! It's a good thing that you are already out of the SEALs, or I'd keel-haul your ass right outta the service! FINALLY! YOu finished the 15 that I gave you! Now start taking your practivce dummies out!
YES MASTER CHIEF!
Karnage, his body dripping with sweat, starts to take on his "attackers" who all have Kendo sticks. There are three of them, and Karnage manages to take a blow from each of them. He takes one of them to the ground, and grabs hold of the Kendo stick and rips it from hsi attackers hands. He then turns and starts to swing on his other 2 attackers. The sound of the Kendo stick flying through the air and the thud as it strikes his opponents on various parts of the body. Karnage lays them both out cold. The first attacker has gotten up and attempts to try a sneak attack on Karnage. karnage turns and drops the Kendo stick, and hits him with apowerful clothesline. He then picks him up and delivers a K-Bomb, driving the attacker into the concrete face first.
Now get your lazy ass up to the top of that netting 5 more times! And don't be lazy about it! You wanan win this match, yo have to be READY FOR ANYTHING!
While Karnage climbs the netting, 2 other men try to climb up towards him, and try and pull him down. Karnage is pulled down the fir sttime, and hits the padding on the concrete below. He gets right back up and slimbs after them, dropping them both to the floor. This continues over and over again until he has completed the 5 revolutions that the Master Chief ordered him to do. Karnage finishes, and statnds at the position of attention to Master Chief, and awaits his further orders.
Not bad. There may be hope for you to win this after all! Karnage, your training with me is done! You are on your own now. Take this punk out! Or don't come back to me again! Now go hit the showers! You're ready, Karnage. You are ready! You got anything to say for yourself?
Yes I do, Master Chief! You can rest assured, Dirtmurder WILL fall to the K-Bomb! And believe me, it will be an HONOR to lay his ass out!