Post by jakekane on Dec 15, 2007 10:55:38 GMT -6
*the scene opens with jake kissing the mouth off crystal only stopping to get his shoe on…all of a sudden jakes cell phone rings and he answers*
jake: hello….*mumbled voice on the other end* really no way are you joking me
Crystal: who is it *jake hangs up and picks up crystal*
Jake: it doesn’t matter babe all that matters is that I and BIG L have got a match this week against the cults or what ever.
Crystal: oh no eeeeeeewwww do you mean that freak vertigo who killed someone…
Jake: yeah and Joe everyman but im ready for this and I cant wait…..*jakes face drops and he realises that BIG L has never won and how little experience there is shared between jake and BIG L * hey these have pretty good rep….and a good score.
Crystal: yeah that’s what I mean everyman and vd they sound a good but don’t worry babe in the ring you will kill them and I have got some dirt for you….
Jake: yes……
Crystal: well Kristy was on the phone to me and she told me she seen everyman walking into a gay bar…*jake burst out crying with laughter and he says*
Jake: no now come on this isn’t a time for joking so….
Crystal: im not joking*you can tell by the tone of her voice she Is not joking at all* jake im not lying or joking this is a serious matter what if he trys to bum you after the match…..
Jake: then ill call little mikey to come down and really show him how it is done if you no what I mean….
*jake picks up his new car keys and gets into the car leaving crystal to do what ever she wants with jakes bank card…..he arrives at JAKES PLACE and he goes into the back and gets into his outfit and starts to train harder then ever and he goes for the 150kg bar and he keeps that up for about 10 minutes. He puts them down and he goes onto the treadmill and dose 10 miles on that and after he sits in his Jacuzzi and starts to speak…*
jake: well cult im just warning you and letting you no that double trouble wont go easy on you and we wont be afraid to go to extreme measures to win either, so be prepared for this ppv and karnage you clam to be the best but when your in the ring with me you wont be you’ll just be another wrestler that falls to the malfunction and then my friend it will be over…..now Vertigo you are just plain weird and that is ok because on the ppv ill make you ordinary and you shall also perish at the hands of malfunction.
*jake gets out the Jacuzzi and dries off and he gets into his jeans and t-shirt and jacket and heads for the door and he leaves jakes place and gets into his car and drives around for a while and he pulls at a house and knocks on the door and Christian answers.*
Christian: hey what do you want jake…
Jake: well I thought that I could speak to you about something
Christian: yeah sure what’s up
Jake: well im going to ask crystal to Marie me* he laughs coldly*
Christian: dude you hardly no her and why the hell would you I mean she is hot but a bit of a flirt
Jake: dude shut up I no yeah but I love her and I think we should get married and this is the right time I mean things are going great in the empire and im bringing home the money so why not and she is a flirt yes but she is my flirt
Christian: ok bro suit yourself but things will go wrong and you will wish you would have listened to me
Jake: what ever dude but any tips on how to propose …..
Christian: well dude why not after the ppv at jakes place and the empire and and are family will be there when she runs away
*both men laugh and jake nose it was joke but after he realises and just shoves Christian and they laugh*
Christian: no bro ill get the guys to gather and do it then….now this up coming match with the cult what do you make of it
Jake: well I no that BIG L and I will win this week and BIG L will get the victory as he is saying but if we don’t win ill just get back up there and keep on trying
Christian: ok dude im not Chad lights but I have to go now so see you later and ill see you at the ppv and good luck…..
*the scene fades out as Christian is leaving and the camera focuses on jake as he pulls out a ring and the camera goes black*
jake: hello….*mumbled voice on the other end* really no way are you joking me
Crystal: who is it *jake hangs up and picks up crystal*
Jake: it doesn’t matter babe all that matters is that I and BIG L have got a match this week against the cults or what ever.
Crystal: oh no eeeeeeewwww do you mean that freak vertigo who killed someone…
Jake: yeah and Joe everyman but im ready for this and I cant wait…..*jakes face drops and he realises that BIG L has never won and how little experience there is shared between jake and BIG L * hey these have pretty good rep….and a good score.
Crystal: yeah that’s what I mean everyman and vd they sound a good but don’t worry babe in the ring you will kill them and I have got some dirt for you….
Jake: yes……
Crystal: well Kristy was on the phone to me and she told me she seen everyman walking into a gay bar…*jake burst out crying with laughter and he says*
Jake: no now come on this isn’t a time for joking so….
Crystal: im not joking*you can tell by the tone of her voice she Is not joking at all* jake im not lying or joking this is a serious matter what if he trys to bum you after the match…..
Jake: then ill call little mikey to come down and really show him how it is done if you no what I mean….
*jake picks up his new car keys and gets into the car leaving crystal to do what ever she wants with jakes bank card…..he arrives at JAKES PLACE and he goes into the back and gets into his outfit and starts to train harder then ever and he goes for the 150kg bar and he keeps that up for about 10 minutes. He puts them down and he goes onto the treadmill and dose 10 miles on that and after he sits in his Jacuzzi and starts to speak…*
jake: well cult im just warning you and letting you no that double trouble wont go easy on you and we wont be afraid to go to extreme measures to win either, so be prepared for this ppv and karnage you clam to be the best but when your in the ring with me you wont be you’ll just be another wrestler that falls to the malfunction and then my friend it will be over…..now Vertigo you are just plain weird and that is ok because on the ppv ill make you ordinary and you shall also perish at the hands of malfunction.
*jake gets out the Jacuzzi and dries off and he gets into his jeans and t-shirt and jacket and heads for the door and he leaves jakes place and gets into his car and drives around for a while and he pulls at a house and knocks on the door and Christian answers.*
Christian: hey what do you want jake…
Jake: well I thought that I could speak to you about something
Christian: yeah sure what’s up
Jake: well im going to ask crystal to Marie me* he laughs coldly*
Christian: dude you hardly no her and why the hell would you I mean she is hot but a bit of a flirt
Jake: dude shut up I no yeah but I love her and I think we should get married and this is the right time I mean things are going great in the empire and im bringing home the money so why not and she is a flirt yes but she is my flirt
Christian: ok bro suit yourself but things will go wrong and you will wish you would have listened to me
Jake: what ever dude but any tips on how to propose …..
Christian: well dude why not after the ppv at jakes place and the empire and and are family will be there when she runs away
*both men laugh and jake nose it was joke but after he realises and just shoves Christian and they laugh*
Christian: no bro ill get the guys to gather and do it then….now this up coming match with the cult what do you make of it
Jake: well I no that BIG L and I will win this week and BIG L will get the victory as he is saying but if we don’t win ill just get back up there and keep on trying
Christian: ok dude im not Chad lights but I have to go now so see you later and ill see you at the ppv and good luck…..
*the scene fades out as Christian is leaving and the camera focuses on jake as he pulls out a ring and the camera goes black*
