Post by johnnycraven on Oct 6, 2007 20:38:00 GMT -6
Cameras Fade In:
The scene starts out a little differently this time. All is calm on the screen until a video of various clips from different military movies and T.V. shows begins to air. "Welcome To The Jungle" by Guns 'n' Roses is heard in the background. The clips vary from B.A. whooping somebody's ass and saying "I pity the foo", to Arnold Schwarzenegger, among others, blasting away on a machine gun. Various vehicles are also seen flipping into the air and exploding. Once the video comes to an end, the scene changes to downtown Lubbock, Texas. All is quiet until shots are heard in the distance, and Johnny Craven, Matt Parker, and his friends are seen carrying paint-ball guns and climbing into a mini-van. Craven is seated in the back and is thinking quietly to himself. Parker is riding shotgun and pulls out a cassette tape and puts it in the radio.
Driver: Dude, what tape is that?
MP: It's a motivational tape. It gives you a feel for the moment. Trust me dude. Have I ever lied to you?
Parker places the tape in the radio and the theme from "The A-Team" begins to play. Without missing a beat, some of Parker's other friends roll the windows down and begin leaning out, ready to fire their paint-ball guns at random, as they drive by. Then, a video clip of all four members of "The A-Team" are shown blasting away on machine guns and whooping ass. Shortly afterwards, the scene returns to Parker and his friends.
Driver: Dude, what the hell are you guys doing?
Friend #2: Just a little drive by painting...no big deal.
MP: Yeah man, don't you love it when a--
Friend#2: Don't even say it man.
Driver: So do you think you've got it in you, Craven, to carry a full out assault on John Anthony?
Johnny Craven: Do I think? Do I think? You sit there, knowing damn well what I can do in that ring, and you ask me do I think? You've got guts man. That's all I can say for you, because you sure as hell don't have any brains. You see, John Anthony wants a war at Mind Games. If that's what he wants, then that's what he shall get.
Parker then pulls out a camouflage bandanna and wraps it around his forehead. The scene then cuts out and a clip of "Rambo" is shown, where Rambo is seen blasting the hell out of various enemies. Of course the Rambo theme song is heard in the background throughout the clip. Then, the scene fades and returns back to Matt Parker and his friends.
Driver: Alright fellows, let's get ready to do this. Take aim.
MP: Yeah. And don't worry about what or who you're aiming at, just fire the damn guns.
Friend#2: I've seen Rich Marciano battle it out against you, Craven, many times in WCF. It's going to be a hell of a match seeing you go toe to toe with John Anthony. Both guys are extremely competitive, but I've got to think that you have the upper hand on this one.
Driver: Oh yeah? What makes you say that?
Friend #2: Well, I mean think about it. Craven just got through doing something that not even John Anthony himself could do...defeat the nCw Xtreme champion, Dr. Pepper. And I know it has given Craven some definite confidence and motivation going into Mind Games.
MP: Speaking of which, how do you fellows like what Craven has been doing to Anthony's mind here lately? I mean, Anthony has been going nuts because Craven has been quiet most of the week. It's all a part of the plan. And come this Sunday, we're going to ninja kick John Anthony's sorry ass back to the hell hole that he came from.
At once, the scene cuts out and various clips of "Missing In Action" are seen. Chuck Norris is seen doing what he does best in action movies. Then, after he is shown rescuing several POWs, they all thank him and he round house kicks them all back into their holding cell, with one kick. He is seen going psycho with various weapons as well. The video ends and returns once again to Parker and co. All is going well until the tape Parker put into the radio scratches all at once and the theme song from "Walker, Texas Ranger" is heard. Almost immediately, Parker rips the tape out of the radio and tosses it out the window. The van stops, backs up, and repeatedly runs over the tape until it is in shreds.
MP: The hell with that ****. I don't know how the hell that song got onto that tape, but we ain't got to hear it no more. (He looks around quickly.) Seriously, I don't know how it got on there....(To himself)...you bastards.
Johnny Craven: Alright. We're going to do this my way. I'm going to break it down like this. John Anthony wants to know why I've been quiet all week? It's very simple. You see, I know that with a man like Anthony, I've got to have an edge, an advantage point. And what better way to gain that upper hand then to do what TXO did most of his career...get into other people's minds. John Anthony has been going nuts because I haven't said anything for the better part of the week. He wants me to say something? No problem. I look at John Anthony and I see a close similarity to Rich "The Xtreme One" Marciano. He's a tough s.o.b. who's got a lot of heart and I like that. You see, I'm just like Anthony. When I set foot in that ring, I'm just like him. I want real competition. Anthony's right. I do want this. I do want my National title shot. And he knows damn well that I will do anything, and I do mean anything, to get it. If I have to kill John Anthony to get my title shot, then so be it. You claim that I'm at rock bottom right now. Honestly, you're absolutely right. And if it's one thing that gets you back to the top, it's beating the hell out of a measly mouth son of a bitch, and his name is John Anthony!!!! Let's get one thing straight Anthony. I don't like you and I know you don't like me. But, we do respect each other. And that's good, because that means that I know you're going to bring everything you've got to this match just like you know damn well I'm going to bring every damn thing I've got to this match. This is what it's all about. It's about laying it all on the line.
Matt Parker all at once grabs one of the paint-ball guns and opens fire on a port-a-potty as they pass it by.
Johnny Craven: But like you said. Come this Sunday at Mind Games, it's all going to be about one thing. It's about fighting for our chance to whoop the hell out of the nCw National Champion, Jack Manson, and taking his title. And when we step into that ring, respect ain't going to mean ****. The gloves will be off and you and me are going to go toe to toe and make history!!!! You know as well as I do that we're going to steal the whole freakin show. So you ask me if I want this? YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I WANT THIS!!!! You ask me if I'm ready for this war? YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I'M READY FOR THIS WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! You see, John Anthony, just like you, I've been waiting for this for a very long time as well. Ever since I set foot in a wrestling ring period, I've been waiting for the chance come face to face with the tough bastard that is John Anthony and beat his sorry little ass all over the arena like the big pile of horse crap that he is. John, you want a war? You got it. Come this Sunday, I want you to bring your guns, your army, your mace, and your Gatorade and I want you to step into that ring and go the distance with the baddest son of a bitch that you'll ever know!!!!!!!!!!! The clock is ticking John and it's only a matter of time before I ride into St. Louis, whoop your sorry ass all over Mind Games, and ride out with MY nCw National title shot!!!!
Then, Craven places his hand over the camera as the scene fades out. A clip is shown of Chuck Norris saving a dog from a burning building. Then, he round-house kicks the dog and busts it's nose, because Chuck Norris was wearing his favorite shirt and one of the sleeves got burned a little from the fire. The scene then truly fades out.
Cameras Fade Out.
The scene starts out a little differently this time. All is calm on the screen until a video of various clips from different military movies and T.V. shows begins to air. "Welcome To The Jungle" by Guns 'n' Roses is heard in the background. The clips vary from B.A. whooping somebody's ass and saying "I pity the foo", to Arnold Schwarzenegger, among others, blasting away on a machine gun. Various vehicles are also seen flipping into the air and exploding. Once the video comes to an end, the scene changes to downtown Lubbock, Texas. All is quiet until shots are heard in the distance, and Johnny Craven, Matt Parker, and his friends are seen carrying paint-ball guns and climbing into a mini-van. Craven is seated in the back and is thinking quietly to himself. Parker is riding shotgun and pulls out a cassette tape and puts it in the radio.
Driver: Dude, what tape is that?
MP: It's a motivational tape. It gives you a feel for the moment. Trust me dude. Have I ever lied to you?
Parker places the tape in the radio and the theme from "The A-Team" begins to play. Without missing a beat, some of Parker's other friends roll the windows down and begin leaning out, ready to fire their paint-ball guns at random, as they drive by. Then, a video clip of all four members of "The A-Team" are shown blasting away on machine guns and whooping ass. Shortly afterwards, the scene returns to Parker and his friends.
Driver: Dude, what the hell are you guys doing?
Friend #2: Just a little drive by painting...no big deal.
MP: Yeah man, don't you love it when a--
Friend#2: Don't even say it man.
Driver: So do you think you've got it in you, Craven, to carry a full out assault on John Anthony?
Johnny Craven: Do I think? Do I think? You sit there, knowing damn well what I can do in that ring, and you ask me do I think? You've got guts man. That's all I can say for you, because you sure as hell don't have any brains. You see, John Anthony wants a war at Mind Games. If that's what he wants, then that's what he shall get.
Parker then pulls out a camouflage bandanna and wraps it around his forehead. The scene then cuts out and a clip of "Rambo" is shown, where Rambo is seen blasting the hell out of various enemies. Of course the Rambo theme song is heard in the background throughout the clip. Then, the scene fades and returns back to Matt Parker and his friends.
Driver: Alright fellows, let's get ready to do this. Take aim.
MP: Yeah. And don't worry about what or who you're aiming at, just fire the damn guns.
Friend#2: I've seen Rich Marciano battle it out against you, Craven, many times in WCF. It's going to be a hell of a match seeing you go toe to toe with John Anthony. Both guys are extremely competitive, but I've got to think that you have the upper hand on this one.
Driver: Oh yeah? What makes you say that?
Friend #2: Well, I mean think about it. Craven just got through doing something that not even John Anthony himself could do...defeat the nCw Xtreme champion, Dr. Pepper. And I know it has given Craven some definite confidence and motivation going into Mind Games.
MP: Speaking of which, how do you fellows like what Craven has been doing to Anthony's mind here lately? I mean, Anthony has been going nuts because Craven has been quiet most of the week. It's all a part of the plan. And come this Sunday, we're going to ninja kick John Anthony's sorry ass back to the hell hole that he came from.
At once, the scene cuts out and various clips of "Missing In Action" are seen. Chuck Norris is seen doing what he does best in action movies. Then, after he is shown rescuing several POWs, they all thank him and he round house kicks them all back into their holding cell, with one kick. He is seen going psycho with various weapons as well. The video ends and returns once again to Parker and co. All is going well until the tape Parker put into the radio scratches all at once and the theme song from "Walker, Texas Ranger" is heard. Almost immediately, Parker rips the tape out of the radio and tosses it out the window. The van stops, backs up, and repeatedly runs over the tape until it is in shreds.
MP: The hell with that ****. I don't know how the hell that song got onto that tape, but we ain't got to hear it no more. (He looks around quickly.) Seriously, I don't know how it got on there....(To himself)...you bastards.
Johnny Craven: Alright. We're going to do this my way. I'm going to break it down like this. John Anthony wants to know why I've been quiet all week? It's very simple. You see, I know that with a man like Anthony, I've got to have an edge, an advantage point. And what better way to gain that upper hand then to do what TXO did most of his career...get into other people's minds. John Anthony has been going nuts because I haven't said anything for the better part of the week. He wants me to say something? No problem. I look at John Anthony and I see a close similarity to Rich "The Xtreme One" Marciano. He's a tough s.o.b. who's got a lot of heart and I like that. You see, I'm just like Anthony. When I set foot in that ring, I'm just like him. I want real competition. Anthony's right. I do want this. I do want my National title shot. And he knows damn well that I will do anything, and I do mean anything, to get it. If I have to kill John Anthony to get my title shot, then so be it. You claim that I'm at rock bottom right now. Honestly, you're absolutely right. And if it's one thing that gets you back to the top, it's beating the hell out of a measly mouth son of a bitch, and his name is John Anthony!!!! Let's get one thing straight Anthony. I don't like you and I know you don't like me. But, we do respect each other. And that's good, because that means that I know you're going to bring everything you've got to this match just like you know damn well I'm going to bring every damn thing I've got to this match. This is what it's all about. It's about laying it all on the line.
Matt Parker all at once grabs one of the paint-ball guns and opens fire on a port-a-potty as they pass it by.
Johnny Craven: But like you said. Come this Sunday at Mind Games, it's all going to be about one thing. It's about fighting for our chance to whoop the hell out of the nCw National Champion, Jack Manson, and taking his title. And when we step into that ring, respect ain't going to mean ****. The gloves will be off and you and me are going to go toe to toe and make history!!!! You know as well as I do that we're going to steal the whole freakin show. So you ask me if I want this? YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I WANT THIS!!!! You ask me if I'm ready for this war? YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I'M READY FOR THIS WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! You see, John Anthony, just like you, I've been waiting for this for a very long time as well. Ever since I set foot in a wrestling ring period, I've been waiting for the chance come face to face with the tough bastard that is John Anthony and beat his sorry little ass all over the arena like the big pile of horse crap that he is. John, you want a war? You got it. Come this Sunday, I want you to bring your guns, your army, your mace, and your Gatorade and I want you to step into that ring and go the distance with the baddest son of a bitch that you'll ever know!!!!!!!!!!! The clock is ticking John and it's only a matter of time before I ride into St. Louis, whoop your sorry ass all over Mind Games, and ride out with MY nCw National title shot!!!!
Then, Craven places his hand over the camera as the scene fades out. A clip is shown of Chuck Norris saving a dog from a burning building. Then, he round-house kicks the dog and busts it's nose, because Chuck Norris was wearing his favorite shirt and one of the sleeves got burned a little from the fire. The scene then truly fades out.
Cameras Fade Out.