Post by Markus E. Reeves on Jan 26, 2008 11:20:23 GMT -6
*Enter Mark Evil sitting in chair in a studio*
Mark Evil: Everyone. Welcome to the newest news show on the Evil Television network. Channel 666 in Glendale Arizona. We are now being broad casted in High Definition nationwide. Everyone welcome to. The Madhouse
*The shows opening credits start to play. The video package shows Mark interviewing many different people and some of his in ring work. The video stops and the camera looks around the cheering crowd.*
Mark Evil: Today we have two special guests. The have won tag team titles just about everywhere they have wrestled. Please welcome my brothers and current DSW Tag Team Champions. Eric and Ethan Evil. The Evil Brothers.
*The other two evils walk onto the stage in the sight of the camera. The 3 Evils welcome each other and Ethan and Eric sit down on a couch*
Mark Evil: Thank you for coming.
Ethan Evil: Thank you for having us.
Mark Evil: It has been a while since you two were last seen on wrestling TV hasn't it?
Eric Evil: Yes. The last time we were seen on wrestling TV was during the summer when we wrestled with you in a 6 man tag match against Joe Everyman, Scotty and Rob Callaway. We won the match and then were unexpectantly released by that fat bastard Mongo the Destroyer.
Mark Evil: Do you have any other thoughts on the XHF.
Ethan Evil: To be honest with you the XHF sucks. Over there they are all about shock value. They just want to sell tickets and make money. They hardly pay the wrestlers at all and all of the money that is made goes into Mongo's greedy pockets.
Mark Evil: I have to agree with you. The XHF hired me to go in there and make me look like a fool. The booked me in stupid gimmick matches. Plus what kind of company hires alcoholics, drug addicts, racist people, and slaves.
Eric Evil: The XHF does.
Mark Evil: That is right. There all about the money there instead of places like nCw which is more about the wrestling then making huge amounts of money. In fact here I make more in one match then I would if I wrestled an entire year in the XHF. That's why I rarely showed up for there shows and decided to stay unsigned with any company. When I signed with nCw I finally found a wrestling promotion that I could call home. If any of you XHF losers are watching this right now. Tell Mongo that I am looking for him. He can't watch himself because his fat ass is prolly passed out on the floor of his 2 story mobile home from taking too many prescription pills.
Ethan Evil: Take it easy Mark.
Mark Evil: OK. Lets get back to the show. What brings you guys to the Madhouse?
Eric Evil: We actually came to promote us to more main stream wrestling promotions. We are kind of sick of wrestling in the more Indy promotions and are more interesting in being in the greatest wrestling promotion in the world. The nCw. So if you are watching this Leonard Fox. We would please like to have a tryout match before we sign a contract. We want to see what the nCw is all about. We have watched you guys on TV a lot lately and now we want to wrestle you guys for real.
Mark Evil: Wow you guys really want to come here?
Ethan Evil: Yes we are excited to show off our skills. You also got our Tag Team Championships wrong. We are the champions of ECW.
Mark Evil: Ethan you can't say that on TV. That name is a trademark of WWE.
Eric Evil: No Mark. We mean Evil Championship Wrestling. Its our little promotion in Flagstaff. We are the tag team champions. We still don't have a World Champion yet and since you are our older brother we would like to present you with the Evil Championship Wrestling World Championship.
*Ethan walks off stage and brings back a belt with a black strap and red barbed wire print on it. It says ECW Champion on it and has Mark Evil's name engraved on the name plate*
Mark Evil: Thank you guys. This is a real honor to have this.
Eric Evil: It is our pleasure. You will have to defend that title sometimes. Just bring the nCw camera's and helps us get our names out there.
Mark Evil: Will do. Thats all the time we have here. Thank you guys for being here.
*The scene fades out*
Mark Evil: Everyone. Welcome to the newest news show on the Evil Television network. Channel 666 in Glendale Arizona. We are now being broad casted in High Definition nationwide. Everyone welcome to. The Madhouse
*The shows opening credits start to play. The video package shows Mark interviewing many different people and some of his in ring work. The video stops and the camera looks around the cheering crowd.*
Mark Evil: Today we have two special guests. The have won tag team titles just about everywhere they have wrestled. Please welcome my brothers and current DSW Tag Team Champions. Eric and Ethan Evil. The Evil Brothers.
*The other two evils walk onto the stage in the sight of the camera. The 3 Evils welcome each other and Ethan and Eric sit down on a couch*
Mark Evil: Thank you for coming.
Ethan Evil: Thank you for having us.
Mark Evil: It has been a while since you two were last seen on wrestling TV hasn't it?
Eric Evil: Yes. The last time we were seen on wrestling TV was during the summer when we wrestled with you in a 6 man tag match against Joe Everyman, Scotty and Rob Callaway. We won the match and then were unexpectantly released by that fat bastard Mongo the Destroyer.
Mark Evil: Do you have any other thoughts on the XHF.
Ethan Evil: To be honest with you the XHF sucks. Over there they are all about shock value. They just want to sell tickets and make money. They hardly pay the wrestlers at all and all of the money that is made goes into Mongo's greedy pockets.
Mark Evil: I have to agree with you. The XHF hired me to go in there and make me look like a fool. The booked me in stupid gimmick matches. Plus what kind of company hires alcoholics, drug addicts, racist people, and slaves.
Eric Evil: The XHF does.
Mark Evil: That is right. There all about the money there instead of places like nCw which is more about the wrestling then making huge amounts of money. In fact here I make more in one match then I would if I wrestled an entire year in the XHF. That's why I rarely showed up for there shows and decided to stay unsigned with any company. When I signed with nCw I finally found a wrestling promotion that I could call home. If any of you XHF losers are watching this right now. Tell Mongo that I am looking for him. He can't watch himself because his fat ass is prolly passed out on the floor of his 2 story mobile home from taking too many prescription pills.
Ethan Evil: Take it easy Mark.
Mark Evil: OK. Lets get back to the show. What brings you guys to the Madhouse?
Eric Evil: We actually came to promote us to more main stream wrestling promotions. We are kind of sick of wrestling in the more Indy promotions and are more interesting in being in the greatest wrestling promotion in the world. The nCw. So if you are watching this Leonard Fox. We would please like to have a tryout match before we sign a contract. We want to see what the nCw is all about. We have watched you guys on TV a lot lately and now we want to wrestle you guys for real.
Mark Evil: Wow you guys really want to come here?
Ethan Evil: Yes we are excited to show off our skills. You also got our Tag Team Championships wrong. We are the champions of ECW.
Mark Evil: Ethan you can't say that on TV. That name is a trademark of WWE.
Eric Evil: No Mark. We mean Evil Championship Wrestling. Its our little promotion in Flagstaff. We are the tag team champions. We still don't have a World Champion yet and since you are our older brother we would like to present you with the Evil Championship Wrestling World Championship.
*Ethan walks off stage and brings back a belt with a black strap and red barbed wire print on it. It says ECW Champion on it and has Mark Evil's name engraved on the name plate*
Mark Evil: Thank you guys. This is a real honor to have this.
Eric Evil: It is our pleasure. You will have to defend that title sometimes. Just bring the nCw camera's and helps us get our names out there.
Mark Evil: Will do. Thats all the time we have here. Thank you guys for being here.
*The scene fades out*
