Post by bukkake on Jan 22, 2008 1:36:21 GMT -6
Let’s start off with something small, not that, I assure you, Bukkake Man is the size of Rhode Island, which may be the smallest state, it’s still huge compared to other places, fine not a good enough example?
Bukkake Man is bigger then the New England Patriots, without being a complete asshole like Tom Brady….Is that good enough.
So this Sunday, I answer the question, can Bukkake Man overcomes the odds, which include a mild case of crabs., having to deal where the red fern grows, and above all else, I have to overcome the small of menthol cigarettes if I’m going to be able to defeat, the woman who I would consider the second most likely to become nCw woman champion.
Who is the first?
Steve Awesome.
So as I walk thru the valley of the shadow of sexual transmitted disease, I will fear no red headed slut from Tampa, I got my special shampoo ready, You will not leave me itchy in the ring once again. In the ring, I assure you, I will not be eating a face full of red fire ants this week.
But I’m glad to see, one of you, being yourself and Ricky have a set of balls, I always knew you had bigger one then him, but quite frankly, he’s shown he has none anymore.
Speaking of balls, did I hear you correctly?
So you want to crush the heart and soul of Bukkake Man Roxi?
Bukkake Man likes it rough, Bukkake Man likes it when chicks squeeze harder then they are supposed too, too me, that is only fourplay and this Sunday, the real deal will begin Mrs. Jamison, or would that be Miss Johnson?
Bukkake Man doesn’t care about names what so ever, all he cares about is unleashing the fourteen inch Chicken Chokers upon you this Sunday, SISTER!
So I want to make this match interesting, I want your first singles match in New, God what does nCw stand for, We’re just go with Chicken Chokers because I like my guns, maybe you will like this too, as I shake the ropes repeatly, stop, smell the nicotine coming from your body, turn around, yell to the heavens above about the meaning of Destustcity, unleash a Chicken Choker cloth line to the left, bounce off the ropes, hit you too the right, Intake the spirit of all the warriors and Bukkake Men who have come before me, spring off the ropes, flying thru the heavens, and hitting you with a battering ram known as my shoulder…
Do you know what comes next?
It’s getting exciting, makes me want to grab the menthol cigarettes from your pocket, light one up, then spring off the ropes, nailing you with a big splash, letting the power of Bukkake ran down upon you, maybe on your face, maybe on your chest, could even be on the chin, or I may surprise you with dropping it on to your foot, I like foot, especially ones that reek of 7 year old tennis shoes and menthol cigarettes.
Then I’m going to claim my prize, not only a victory over you, Rocky…
Wait, I think I blew my load before I even said what was on the line, or before I even asked you about it.
How confident are you, that you are better then Bukkake Man?
Because I know the power of Peter North flows thru my veins, waiting to unleash Bukkake-Mania all upon you, even you sticky inside that ring…Are you willing to make a wager that you can stop the power of Bukkake-Mania?
If Bukkake Man beats you Rocky….That is kind of a manly name for a chick, but none the less, If Bukkake Man defeats you, this Sunday…You have to spend a entire month away from Ricky Johnson? You have to cater to Bukkake Man every need, if that being, filling up my glass with another can of Dr. Pepper…God I liked that guy for some odd reason, putting in my favorite movie, The Adventure of Shark Boy And Lava Girl in 3D, or carrying me on your back as I make my entrance for the next month…But Bukkake Man is all about fairness, I know all theses thing are a gift, but I’ll make it even more worth your wild if you defeat me.
If you defeat Bukkake Man, I will have to do the same for a entire month, every time Collision hits, I will come out with you to ringside, letting you choose my attire for a entire month, if that being a Hawthorne Heights t-shirt, and god knows I hate Hawthorne Heights, to listening to some angry female Rock Band like Kittie who hasn’t had talent since Talena left the band, God Bukkake Man wishes he still had her number, or when Mercedes Helms looked like her before the breast implants. I’ll even buy your menthol cigerttes if that what you want…I leave the choice in your hand, either way, It’s a Win Win situlation for you Rocky.
But a wise man by the name of Dante Cross has made another small stipulation to this match, If Ricky interferes in this match what so ever…I win, you lose.
I wait to hear your reply Roxi….
I assure you your future for the next month is going to be….Hot….Spicy…And Messy…
With a lot of Shark Boy and Lava Girl in 3D thrown in.
Respect.
Bukkake Man is bigger then the New England Patriots, without being a complete asshole like Tom Brady….Is that good enough.
So this Sunday, I answer the question, can Bukkake Man overcomes the odds, which include a mild case of crabs., having to deal where the red fern grows, and above all else, I have to overcome the small of menthol cigarettes if I’m going to be able to defeat, the woman who I would consider the second most likely to become nCw woman champion.
Who is the first?
Steve Awesome.
So as I walk thru the valley of the shadow of sexual transmitted disease, I will fear no red headed slut from Tampa, I got my special shampoo ready, You will not leave me itchy in the ring once again. In the ring, I assure you, I will not be eating a face full of red fire ants this week.
But I’m glad to see, one of you, being yourself and Ricky have a set of balls, I always knew you had bigger one then him, but quite frankly, he’s shown he has none anymore.
Speaking of balls, did I hear you correctly?
So you want to crush the heart and soul of Bukkake Man Roxi?
Bukkake Man likes it rough, Bukkake Man likes it when chicks squeeze harder then they are supposed too, too me, that is only fourplay and this Sunday, the real deal will begin Mrs. Jamison, or would that be Miss Johnson?
Bukkake Man doesn’t care about names what so ever, all he cares about is unleashing the fourteen inch Chicken Chokers upon you this Sunday, SISTER!
So I want to make this match interesting, I want your first singles match in New, God what does nCw stand for, We’re just go with Chicken Chokers because I like my guns, maybe you will like this too, as I shake the ropes repeatly, stop, smell the nicotine coming from your body, turn around, yell to the heavens above about the meaning of Destustcity, unleash a Chicken Choker cloth line to the left, bounce off the ropes, hit you too the right, Intake the spirit of all the warriors and Bukkake Men who have come before me, spring off the ropes, flying thru the heavens, and hitting you with a battering ram known as my shoulder…
Do you know what comes next?
It’s getting exciting, makes me want to grab the menthol cigarettes from your pocket, light one up, then spring off the ropes, nailing you with a big splash, letting the power of Bukkake ran down upon you, maybe on your face, maybe on your chest, could even be on the chin, or I may surprise you with dropping it on to your foot, I like foot, especially ones that reek of 7 year old tennis shoes and menthol cigarettes.
Then I’m going to claim my prize, not only a victory over you, Rocky…
Wait, I think I blew my load before I even said what was on the line, or before I even asked you about it.
How confident are you, that you are better then Bukkake Man?
Because I know the power of Peter North flows thru my veins, waiting to unleash Bukkake-Mania all upon you, even you sticky inside that ring…Are you willing to make a wager that you can stop the power of Bukkake-Mania?
If Bukkake Man beats you Rocky….That is kind of a manly name for a chick, but none the less, If Bukkake Man defeats you, this Sunday…You have to spend a entire month away from Ricky Johnson? You have to cater to Bukkake Man every need, if that being, filling up my glass with another can of Dr. Pepper…God I liked that guy for some odd reason, putting in my favorite movie, The Adventure of Shark Boy And Lava Girl in 3D, or carrying me on your back as I make my entrance for the next month…But Bukkake Man is all about fairness, I know all theses thing are a gift, but I’ll make it even more worth your wild if you defeat me.
If you defeat Bukkake Man, I will have to do the same for a entire month, every time Collision hits, I will come out with you to ringside, letting you choose my attire for a entire month, if that being a Hawthorne Heights t-shirt, and god knows I hate Hawthorne Heights, to listening to some angry female Rock Band like Kittie who hasn’t had talent since Talena left the band, God Bukkake Man wishes he still had her number, or when Mercedes Helms looked like her before the breast implants. I’ll even buy your menthol cigerttes if that what you want…I leave the choice in your hand, either way, It’s a Win Win situlation for you Rocky.
But a wise man by the name of Dante Cross has made another small stipulation to this match, If Ricky interferes in this match what so ever…I win, you lose.
I wait to hear your reply Roxi….
I assure you your future for the next month is going to be….Hot….Spicy…And Messy…
With a lot of Shark Boy and Lava Girl in 3D thrown in.
Respect.
