Post by Steve Awesome on Mar 1, 2008 7:38:56 GMT -6
I haven’t talked to her since that moment. I guess it just caught me off guard. We’ve been together for about four months now and I could see maybe some strong feelings forming for somebody but not “love”. I guess it just scared me. I mean I’m a charming kid who has ladies flock to me by the dozen. I’m to fast for love. To sexy to settle down. And just too damn Awesome to stick with one lady.
So it’s easy to understand why I acted the way I did. I didn’t know what to say. I mean the past four months with Layla have been great. And every time I look into her big brown eyes I can’t help but smile. The way she worries about me constantly, the way her cute curls bounce when she talks and the way her sexy ass wiggles when she walks away. It just melts me. I mean I could definitely feel some strong feelings forming and maybe one day I might be able to tell her that I loved her back. But there’s a problem with that.
There are just so many more girls in the world. There are plenty of girls with pretty brown eyes. Or they could be blue or green. They could have straight blonde hair, or wavy brown hair. And in my experience as a certified ladies man, I’ve seen countless asses that you could drop a dime on. And since all these girls exist, I find it only necessary for me to try and sleep with them all. I mean I’m a good looking guy so why not get in on the action while I still have a face that could sell a ketchup popsicle to a lady in white gloves.
I don’t want to be settled down while I’m still a hot commodity. Think of all the fun stuff I could be a part of. The experiences I could be subjected to. Did you know that there are girls out there that will show there tits for some beads? Do you realize the countless girls that want to sleep with me just because I’m famous? God there must be over a million, and who am I to deny these ladies there dream. Protected of course, I mean I wouldn’t want to have any little me’s running around just yet.
So why keep Layla around at all? I don’t really know that one. I guess I like her a little bit more than all these other girls. And I suppose there’s that small hope that one day I’ll change for the better and realize that Layla really is the one for me. That she is the answer to all my hopes and we’ll get married and have a family. But until then I think I’ll just keep her around for quick booty and to make out with during press conferences so I don’t have to answer questions.
And I know Jack, that’s the reason why you hate people like me. Because we don’t care about anybody but ourselves. Well that’s too damn bad, Jack. Your going to have to learn how to deal with it. Just like everybody else has. Or you can just continue to hate me and people like me it makes no difference. People like me could give two ****s about the opinion of people like you. Remember that the next time you decide to preach to me.
So it’s easy to understand why I acted the way I did. I didn’t know what to say. I mean the past four months with Layla have been great. And every time I look into her big brown eyes I can’t help but smile. The way she worries about me constantly, the way her cute curls bounce when she talks and the way her sexy ass wiggles when she walks away. It just melts me. I mean I could definitely feel some strong feelings forming and maybe one day I might be able to tell her that I loved her back. But there’s a problem with that.
There are just so many more girls in the world. There are plenty of girls with pretty brown eyes. Or they could be blue or green. They could have straight blonde hair, or wavy brown hair. And in my experience as a certified ladies man, I’ve seen countless asses that you could drop a dime on. And since all these girls exist, I find it only necessary for me to try and sleep with them all. I mean I’m a good looking guy so why not get in on the action while I still have a face that could sell a ketchup popsicle to a lady in white gloves.
I don’t want to be settled down while I’m still a hot commodity. Think of all the fun stuff I could be a part of. The experiences I could be subjected to. Did you know that there are girls out there that will show there tits for some beads? Do you realize the countless girls that want to sleep with me just because I’m famous? God there must be over a million, and who am I to deny these ladies there dream. Protected of course, I mean I wouldn’t want to have any little me’s running around just yet.
So why keep Layla around at all? I don’t really know that one. I guess I like her a little bit more than all these other girls. And I suppose there’s that small hope that one day I’ll change for the better and realize that Layla really is the one for me. That she is the answer to all my hopes and we’ll get married and have a family. But until then I think I’ll just keep her around for quick booty and to make out with during press conferences so I don’t have to answer questions.
And I know Jack, that’s the reason why you hate people like me. Because we don’t care about anybody but ourselves. Well that’s too damn bad, Jack. Your going to have to learn how to deal with it. Just like everybody else has. Or you can just continue to hate me and people like me it makes no difference. People like me could give two ****s about the opinion of people like you. Remember that the next time you decide to preach to me.
We fade in quickly as we find Steve Awesome walking down a crowded hallway. In seemed to be some kind of place of business as everybody in the hallway was dressed in some sort of business attire. You know, the pressed slacks, the flashy blazer and the classic tie. Or females with a sexy yet sophisticated skirt and blouse combo. Whatever it took to impress the boss and get ahead. Since that’s all you ever want in anything is to be the best. Even Reckless Jack wants to be the best, he wants his word spread but in order to do this he has to be known. He has to become some face on television. Just like all the ones he’s hated before.
Awesome however doesn’t exactly need business casual to impress. He lived his life like a superstar. He was the life of the party. The breath stealer, the heart breaker, the attention getting, lady killing, dangerously talented heart throb. Just like always. And as he walked through the hallways he walked with a swagger. An arrogant walk that told people before they herd him spoke that he was the real deal. Dressed in a pair of tight black jeans and a blue belt. Topped with blue hoodie with silver design of a dragon that glistened on his back. His hair hung down the sides of his head and it stayed within the hood of the hoodie anyways so it didn’t really matter. And on top of everything, he was wearing his aviator sunglasses.
You’ll never see Steve Awesome without his sunglasses. Sometimes you might even see Steve rocking the shades at night. Corey Hart has nothing on Steve Awesome. The sun never sets on a badass anyhow. The Awesome One makes it to the end of the hallway and he enters an elevator. He presses the two button and waits patiently. Smiling as he catches the looks from members of the opposite sex. Just an everyday occurrence.
As the elevator makes it to its floor it dings and a few of the occupants spill out in every direction of the new hallway and behind all of that Steve Awesome saunters out from the elevator and walks through a door . He looks around at the generally empty waiting room. A TV displaying stock portfolios, a magazine rack filled with tips on making money, the receptionists desk, a small collection of potted flowers and some chairs to sit on. Steve walks over to a lady behind the desk who was reading a magazine.
Awesome: “Excuse me, Miss. Can you help me with something?”
He asks her politely. But he doesn’t generate much of a response from the receptionist as her nose is still buried in her magazine. She chews her piece of gum.
Receptionist: “Can’t you see I’m busy here?”
She said in a snappy voice. She obviously hated her life so she decides to take out her frustrations on everybody else. Kind of like, Reckless Jack.
Awesome: “Well I’m sure that you can figure out a way to make time for me. I’m sort of a big deal.”
You can see her roll her eyes from behind the magazine. She takes a deep breath and pulls the magazine down.
Receptionist: “Listen buddy. When I say I’m busy it means I’m…….”
She finally realizes who she was talking to. Her eyes met the grin of the Awesome One and its hard to resist.
Receptionist: “Your Steve Awesome! Oh my God!”
She proclaims in great surprise.
Awesome: “In the flesh.”
Is the tag champs witty retort. Although your guess is as good as mine as to what entity he is referring to. The receptionist giggles and then leans forward a bit allowing her cleavage to be more visible. She bites her lip and looks our hero up and down.
Receptionist: “So tell me, what can I do for you?”
She says suggestively.
Awesome: “I’m looking for Carly Robbins.”
The receptionist smiles.
Receptionist: “The interviewer? What do you want with her?”
Stupid question.
Awesome: “An interview probably.”
Receptionist: “Well she is in the middle of another interview right now. But while we wait I was thinking that we could-”
But Awesome just walks away. Taking a seat amongst the empty chairs. The receptionist wasn’t his type anyhow. She was too fat. Instead his plan was to cut his promo. He leans forward in his chair and interlocks his fingers together and looks into the camera.
“You know Jack, I’m just going to start off by saying that I’m not going to play into this morality war you have going on right now. Because to be perfectly honest with you Jack. If the world is slowly decaying I say let it go. If the world is going to end tomorrow at least I’ll go out on top. I mean I’m perfectly happy with the where I’m at in my life. Sure I do things that are bad for me or the environment or society. I make it seem okay to party and have sex with random bitches at that party. I make it cool to take the things you see on TV and apply it to my lifestyle. I like name brand clothing, I like having the nicest cars, the handiest gadgets, the biggest houses. I just plain out like being the popular kid. And nothing you can say is going to make me think otherwise.”
“The fact that you hate me or somebody with my lifestyle doesn’t stop my walk. In fact I find it funny that I affect your life so much at all. I never figured that the great and powerful Reckless Jack could develop so much emotion all on the thought of me popping up in his head. But just so you know Jack, your wasting that energy when you hate people like me because odds are we’re not listening to somebody like you anyways.”
“ I look at you and I can’t help but feel sorry for you. You don’t understand that people these days are just to lazy to ever change there lives or else they would have already made the change. If people wanted to make the jump to a civilization where we could all co exist as separate entities not controlled by what they see on television they would have done it already. On second thought I think people were already once like that. But as time went on, as time became more crappy from the normal people that they decided it was okay to be told how to live a life. I suppose it makes it easier for these people to be accepted if TV tell them how to do it.”
“Maybe one day the world won’t be mindless drones but until that day I have no problem taking there money because I told them they’d look cool with a shirt with my face on it. If I get a little off the top from the vitamin water companies because I told them they’d be popular too if they were seen drinking it. I hope these people never change because it’s so easy to make money off there ignorant asses. I know that must boil your blood and you can tell me you hate me until your blue in the face but who ever said that I ever gave a **** in the first place?”
“Nobody. All I care about is myself. That should be a given as I was pretty sure I’ve sent that vibe out countless times. And I care about the tag team titles that Ace and I hold. But I shouldn’t get to attached because your going to take them from us, right? Your going to beat me at Soverign and then you and probably Lance are going to take the straps from us all because I don’t know what I’m getting into? You know I’ve never claimed to be the smartest guy in the world but how in the hell do I not know what I’m getting into? I mean you can say our past record doesn’t matter because it was a different company and maybe the actual results cease to matter because were in a new ring. But I’ll never forget what its been like to face you in the ring. I know exactly how good you are Jack. I know that your capable of a whole hell of a lot. You’re a former world champion. One of the best in the world. And I won’t say I’m going to kick your ass because there is a good chance I might lose.”
“You might prove to be better than me. You might beat me due to run in. You might even beat me because it makes a lot of sense story wise. For your revolution of course. But just so you know Jack, there’s more than one way to make it to the top and I regretfully inform you that taking these tag titles isn’t one of them. I’m going to walk out to that ring tomorrow and I’m going to show you how much better I’ve gotten since the last time we went at it. And if you couldn’t beat me then…what makes you think you can do it now? You say nothing saves Jack? Well once you realize that you can do nothing to ever stop my kind from being the best, your mind will finally be saved. And if you didn’t know that by now……prepare to be Awesomely Informed.”
Just then Carly Robbins walks out of the back room followed by what appears to be The Evil Boys. Awesome spots her and quickly stands up. He adjusts his clothes and picks a flower from the pot nearby. He walks up to her.
Awesome: “Hey Carly. What’s up?”
She rolls her eyes.
Carly: Like, oh my God. Those Evil Boys are so totally boring. It’s like watching VH1 before the reality shows come on. Bleh, gag me.”
Awesome: “Got something for you.”
He hands her the flower.
Carly: “Awh, its beautiful Steve. So are you ready for your interview?”
Awesome: “Well actually I don’t need an interview. I was just thinking that maybe me and you could catch a bite to eat. Maybe see a movie before Sovereign tonight?”
Carly: “Don’t you have a girlfriend?”
Awesome shakes his head.
Awesome: “Of course not. I’m completely single. Why you think I’d ask you to a movie in the first place? I’m not that kind of guy.”
He totally lied but it looks like Carly believes it as she smiles.
Carly: “Well that’s sounds completely amazing. Let me get my coat.”
She turns around and Awesome smiles as he watches her run off to fetch her coat. He notices the camera is still pointing at him.
Awesome: “So I lied. But I’d do anything for an ass like that.”
He smirks as he walks off to find her.
Static.